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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on April 24, 2023, 08:49:54 PM
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New, old, anything you want.
Just saw a question: “What movie has too many sequels?” There are lots of movies with too many sequels, but the first one that came to mind for me had only two. Taken was a bad ass movie. Taken 2 was watchable. Taken 3 literally might be the worst movie I’ve ever watched.
Whatcha got? Or any other thoughts on a movie are fine.
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Fast & Furious.
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Whispers in the Wind
To Each His Own
Put It Where It Doesn't Belong
My Pipes Need Cleaning
All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8
I Need Your Cock
Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers
My Cunt and Eight Shafts
Cum Clean
Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts
Cum Buns 3
Cumming in Socks
Cum on Eileen
Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum
Girls Who Crave Cock
Girls Who Crave Cunt
Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection
Pink Pussy Lips
All Holes Filled with Hard Cock
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New, old, anything you want.
Just saw a question: “What movie has too many sequels?” There are lots of movies with too many sequels, but the first one that came to mind for me had only two. Taken was a bad ass movie. Taken 2 was watchable. Taken 3 literally might be the worst movie I’ve ever watched.
Whatcha got? Or any other thoughts on a movie are fine.
John Wick
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Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers
GTFO
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I don’t think American Pie needed as many sequels and spin-offs.
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Cum on Eileen
Wonder what Eileen looks like. I also wonder if they play the song in the movie. Like, if they time the money shot with the chorus. That would be amazing.
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Whispers in the Wind
To Each His Own
Put It Where It Doesn't Belong
My Pipes Need Cleaning
All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8
I Need Your Cock
Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers
My Cunt and Eight Shafts
Cum Clean
Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts
Cum Buns 3
Cumming in Socks
Cum on Eileen
Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum
Girls Who Crave Cock
Girls Who Crave Cunt
Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection
Pink Pussy Lips
All Holes Filled with Hard Cock
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
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Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
And that's a White Sox winner!
[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : Excuse me. But do you sell videotapes?
Randal Graves : Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".
Randal Graves : Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now; lemme make sure they got it.
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : 'Kay.
Randal Graves : What's it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid : "Happy Scrappy"!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : She loves it.
Randal Graves : Obviously.
[into the phone]
Randal Graves : Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling. Customer #4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns 3", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum on Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid : "Scrappy"!
Randal Graves : Yup. Oh, wait a minute.
[to the woman]
Randal Graves : Uh, what was that called again?
Hilarious.
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Randal Graves : Embolism in a pool.
Dante Hicks : What an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves : That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks : How did he die?
Randal Graves : He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks : That's embarrassing?
Randal Graves : He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!
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Randal Graves : This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.
Coroner : Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.
[Randal sorrowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]
Randal Graves : [talking about the second Death Star] A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante Hicks : Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at...
Randal Graves : Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante Hicks : All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal Graves : All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[notices Dante's confusion]
Randal Graves : All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
Blue Collar Man : Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about?
Randal Graves : The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks : My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
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The best line from that movie (and there are quite a few) has got to be this:
"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
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The best line from that movie (and there are quite a few) has got to be this:
"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
LOL. Yes, yes it is.
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GTFO
The point of that movie is not really about getting in to start with.
I think.
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going to watch George Foreman movie this weekend
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going to watch George Foreman movie this weekend
What size popcorn/drink combo you going to get?
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What size popcorn/drink combo you going to get?
who doesn't go to Alamo drafthouse?
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who doesn't go to Alamo drafthouse?
I'm sure it is a a nice venue in Schaumberg East
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How about poor casting that was widely praised?
Nicholson as McMurphy
Gary Busey as Buddy Holly
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Gary Busey is a national treasure.
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Uncut Gems kicked ass.
A surprisingly good performance put in by, of all people, Kevin Garnett. And Sandler absolutely deserved a nomination.
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Gary Busey is a national treasure.
He's a great actor. He wasn't terrible as Buddy Holly, but it wasn't really a natural fit.
They could make the blond, blue eyed Busey look like the dark haired, brown eyed Holly.
I am not sure he fully captured the brooding, introspective, artistic side.
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Anyone seen Cocaine Bear?
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Anyone seen Cocaine Bear?
I've been meaning to see it. Just haven't had time.
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I watched 1944 film "the Whistler" this morning with Richard Dix. Worth a watch
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Dick Dix?
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Dick Dix?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dix
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Just watched Tom hanks best movie
The burbs
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https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1667296912943493120?s=20
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Shaving Ryan's Privates
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Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions
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Mega replay opened back up in bloomington. Im pumped