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Title: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 28, 2023, 03:20:09 PM
It's looking like your favorite voodoo statue is headed down that path.

Anyone experienced this? Is it a big deal, or nah?

I'm not expecting to die, fake or real, so that's nice I suppose.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on March 28, 2023, 04:39:29 PM
Kidney stone surgery and tonsils when I was like 4 years old is all I got.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on March 28, 2023, 05:43:49 PM
Kidney stone surgery and tonsils when I was like 4 years old is all I got.

You had kidney stone surgery when you were 4 years old?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 01:03:33 PM
So, I have 1 (maybe 2) hernias, and also guess what? I have Covid!

Fuck this week right in the ass.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on March 29, 2023, 01:04:45 PM
So, I have 1 (maybe 2) hernias, and also guess what? I have Covid!

Fuck this week right in the ass.

Wow! Maybe you should go see John Wick 4 with Tempo and call it a day.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 01:05:38 PM
Wow! Maybe you should go see John Wick 4 with Tempo and call it a day.

Without a mask!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on March 29, 2023, 01:11:56 PM
Without a mask!

One of the two of you can pull the popcorn trick from Diner....Maybe both of you can do it.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on March 29, 2023, 05:08:32 PM
Wow! Maybe you should go see John Wick 4 with Tempo and call it a day.

Your new sig is fucking hilarious. I love that you think it’s a flying elbow from the top rope. Golden.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 05:17:18 PM
I’m about to delete this thread. I didn’t make it for the purposes of another pissing match. There’s plenty of other threads for that.

In the meantime, anyone out there with hernia surgery experience? I would genuinely like to know.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on March 29, 2023, 06:13:30 PM
I’m about to delete this thread. I didn’t make it for the purposes of another pissing match. There’s plenty of other threads for that.

In the meantime, anyone out there with hernia surgery experience? I would genuinely like to know.
Download some John Wick movies. Maybe you could even get started on one during your procedure.
Do you know repair is done with stitches, or mesh ?
Good luck with the hernia(s) and the covid.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 06:17:07 PM
Download some John Wick movies. Maybe you could even get started on one during your procedure.
Do you know repair is done with stitches, or mesh ?
Good luck with the hernia(s) and the covid.

I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with. Of course, might slow things down a little since I got the fucking Covid.

Speaking of which, they say you should avoid coughing with a hernia. Lol.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on March 29, 2023, 06:26:49 PM
I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with.

Any weird cravings like pickles and ice cream?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 06:29:09 PM
Any weird cravings like pickles and ice cream?

Good question. Not really.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Judge Judy on March 29, 2023, 06:30:25 PM
I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with. Of course, might slow things down a little since I got the fucking Covid.

Speaking of which, they say you should avoid coughing with a hernia. Lol.

In that case don’t bend over if you drop the soap…
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Judge Judy on March 29, 2023, 06:30:59 PM
Any weird cravings like pickles and ice cream?

The cocksucker isn’t pregnant!!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on March 29, 2023, 06:34:03 PM
The cocksucker isn’t pregnant!!

Can’t know for sure until we get the results of the ultrasound.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 06:34:37 PM
In that case don’t bend over if you drop the soap…

Sound advice.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 06:35:26 PM
The cocksucker isn’t pregnant!!

Right. You can’t get pregnant from sucking cock. Or so I’ve heard.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Judge Judy on March 29, 2023, 06:45:05 PM
Right. You can’t get pregnant from sucking cock. Or so I’ve heard.

Is Tempo pregnant?! Quick, ask JFC and find out!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Judge Judy on March 29, 2023, 06:45:41 PM
Can’t know for sure until we get the results of the ultrasound.

You’d love him if he was. Something about trans, blah blah.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on March 29, 2023, 06:46:14 PM
Is Tempo pregnant?! Quick, ask JFC and find out!

Looks like you flamed out at two funny jokes in a row. Good effort, though.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Judge Judy on March 29, 2023, 06:48:30 PM
Looks like you flamed out at two funny jokes in a row. Good effort, though.

Darn. I thought that was the best one. Oh well 🤷🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on March 29, 2023, 08:18:11 PM
I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with. Of course, might slow things down a little since I got the fucking Covid.

Speaking of which, they say you should avoid coughing with a hernia. Lol.
You'll find out what you need to know after the ultrasound, whether it's laparoscopy or open surgery.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on March 29, 2023, 08:21:41 PM
It's looking like your favorite voodoo statue is headed down that path.

Anyone experienced this? Is it a big deal, or nah?

I'm not expecting to die, fake or real, so that's nice I suppose.

Have you tried the Goggle Machine?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 08:24:55 PM
Have you tried the Goggle Machine?

Yeah. It’s nice to actually talk to people that have been through it tho.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 08, 2023, 06:25:45 PM
It's looking like your favorite voodoo statue is headed down that path.

Anyone experienced this? Is it a big deal, or nah?

I'm not expecting to die, fake or real, so that's nice I suppose.
Have you had a prognosis and chance of survival yet ?
A friend is having laparoscopy this week. He's hoping to be playing golf 2 weeks after. 
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on April 08, 2023, 06:29:27 PM
Have you had a prognosis and chance of survival yet ?
A friend is having laparoscopy this week. He's hoping to be playing golf 2 weeks after.

Having imaging done April 14, surgery consult April 20.

I’m hoping for the same. Might have 2 hernias, so who knows. One for sure.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 08, 2023, 06:34:39 PM
Having imaging done April 14, surgery consult April 20.

I’m hoping for the same. Might have 2 hernias, so who knows. One for sure.
He said he might be having a double, but still golf in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on April 08, 2023, 07:41:05 PM
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on April 08, 2023, 07:48:11 PM
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there.

You got it, Coach!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on April 08, 2023, 07:48:29 PM
He said he might be having a double, but still golf in 2 weeks.

Nice!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 15, 2023, 02:53:50 PM
The hernia repair area is sore. He's got 2 big balls. If they don't get in the way, he can walk and drive as much as he wants.
And golf in 2 weeks is a possibility.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on April 15, 2023, 05:51:06 PM
The hernia repair area is sore. He's got 2 big balls. If they don't get in the way, he can walk and drive as much as he wants.
And golf in 2 weeks is a possibility.

Damn. The big balls part makes me a little nervous.

Hopefully he heals quickly
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 15, 2023, 06:01:35 PM
Damn. The big balls part makes me a little nervous.

Hopefully he heals quickly
A big dick wasn't mentioned. He did have something else done while they were poking around, so maybe that was the cause.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on April 15, 2023, 06:07:23 PM
A big dick wasn't mentioned. He did have something else done while they were poking around, so maybe that was the cause.

Ah. Yeah, maybe.

I would expect the repair area to be sore. But that area on me is pretty sore now, so there’s that.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on April 15, 2023, 07:09:59 PM
https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 20, 2023, 11:07:14 AM
Ah. Yeah, maybe.

I would expect the repair area to be sore. But that area on me is pretty sore now, so there’s that.
He had his surgery Fri. Don't know why he still works or how his balls are doing, but he's feeling good and did go into work for a bit yesterday.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on April 20, 2023, 12:12:36 PM
He had his surgery Fri. Don't know why he still works or how his balls are doing, but he's feeling good and did go into work for a bit yesterday.

Cool.

Just met with the surgeon.  My hernias are fairly small, so he didn't seem too concerned.  Will schedule repair for June or July. 
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 08, 2023, 07:39:02 AM
My surgery is tomorrow, you guys.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 08, 2023, 07:40:39 AM
My surgery is tomorrow, you guys.

Good luck, Jobu. Everyone but Spark and Tempo are pulling for you.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 08, 2023, 07:46:30 AM
Good luck, Jobu. Everyone but Spark and Tempo are pulling for you.

Thanks. If I somehow die, I'll have my son come on and let you know.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Chickengeorge on June 08, 2023, 07:57:14 AM
My surgery is tomorrow, you guys.

I'm sure it'll go well. Good luck, sir.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: frankiew on June 08, 2023, 08:09:34 AM
My surgery is tomorrow, you guys.

Good luck

I'll still be nailin it on here when you get back!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on June 08, 2023, 08:18:18 AM
My surgery is tomorrow, you guys.
Good luck.
If you do die tomorrow, I think precedent is that you can come back on Sunday.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 08, 2023, 08:19:17 AM
Good luck.
If you do die tomorrow, I think precedent is that you can come back on Sunday.

Oh man. I didn't even think about that.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 08, 2023, 08:19:29 AM
I'm sure it'll go well. Good luck, sir.

Thanks, man
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 08, 2023, 08:19:48 AM
Good luck

I'll still be nailin it on here when you get back!

Hell yeah you will!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 08, 2023, 09:37:33 AM
Thanks. If I somehow die, I'll have my son come on and let you know.

Good to have a succession plan in place.

Can't beat some good gallows humor.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: murphstahoe on June 08, 2023, 11:55:46 AM
Thanks. If I somehow die, I'll have my son come on and let you know.

Snowflake. If you die, haunt them from the afterlife!

Good luck!
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: alum74 on June 08, 2023, 01:36:19 PM
Damn. The big balls part makes me a little nervous.

Hopefully he heals quickly

I had a non-related surgery four years ago that resulted in the big balls thingy.  Wasn't too bad.  It's good to have a sense of humor.  Ice was my friend the first few days of recovery. 

Big Ball's In Cowtown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeMWfjWe_dY
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 08, 2023, 02:37:12 PM
https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 09, 2023, 11:31:23 AM
Jobu, you out of surgery yet?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on June 09, 2023, 11:34:57 AM
He’s good. I just finished sewing him up.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 09, 2023, 12:09:20 PM
He’s good. I just finished sewing him up.

How big were his balls?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on June 09, 2023, 07:39:06 PM
How big were his balls?

Small to middling.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 09, 2023, 10:16:14 PM
Jobu, you out of surgery yet?

Surgery was at 2:30. Got home at like 7. Very sore. Balls are normal size. So I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 10, 2023, 12:17:21 AM
Surgery was at 2:30. Got home at like 7. Very sore. Balls are normal size. So I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

You get a bloj when you get home?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Jobu on June 10, 2023, 01:07:26 AM
You get a bloj when you get home?

No, but I probably should have
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on June 10, 2023, 08:29:21 AM
Surgery was at 2:30. Got home at like 7. Very sore. Balls are normal size. So I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
Welcome back. If the Pope can get thru it, I had faith that you'd survive.
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 11, 2023, 09:25:55 AM
Jobu, how are your balls today?
Title: Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
Post by: Reacher on June 11, 2023, 09:54:28 AM
Jobu, how are your balls today?

My guess is cold.