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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: ThePAMan on November 19, 2022, 07:40:10 PM
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Does anyone care? If no live sports is on I may turn it on. Otherwise, meh.
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Is this what Illini fans wear when we recruit a player from Senegal?
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Soccer is gay
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I once went to a German girl’s house to watch FC Bayern play because I was trying to get laid. Even wore the jersey she gave me to wear. Decided it wasn’t worth it.
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Does anyone care? If no live sports is on I may turn it on. Otherwise, meh.
Soccer=ZZZZZZ. Getting all excited for 90 minutes of boredom?
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I once went to a German girl’s house to watch FC Bayern play because I was trying to get laid. Even wore the jersey she gave me to wear. Decided it wasn’t worth it.
She must have only been a 9.
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Not worth it = 3-5 more minutes wasn't going to change his mind.
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Nm
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Nm
Are you aware you can remove your own posts?
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Are you aware you can remove your own posts?
I forgot. Thanks…
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Wonder if they will celebrate by beheading gay people.
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Wonder if they will celebrate by beheading gay people.
Well, we know some people here would watch then.
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Soccer is a good game for kids. It tires them out, even if it won't make a man out of them like a real sport would.
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Soccer is a good game for kids. It tires them out, even if it won't make a man out of them like a real sport would.
Great points
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Soccer is a good game for kids. It tires them out, even if it won't make a man out of them like a real sport would.
This is a top 10 all-time HQ post.
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Soccer is a good game for kids. It tires them out, even if it won't make a man out of them like a real sport would.
It’s a very easy youth sport to coach.
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It’s a very easy youth sport to coach.
Bruce Weber would be good at sharing the juice boxes as a soccer coach
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Bruce Weber would be good at sharing the juice boxes as a soccer coach
Hell yeah, and screaming “run!!” Or “kick the ball!!”
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USA, USA, USA!
We Want Beer, We Want Beer, We Want Beer!
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One - nil USA. Put it on instead of Jim Rome when eating lunch
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I think Lunney or Getsy have been in charge of the 2d half offense here for the USofA
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Disappointing second half for the US.
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Disappointing second half for the US.
https://youtu.be/mVUrWv4CPSE
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Listening to these US players post-match is like reading the musings of Mitch Fields apologists.
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Nichi, can't say I have heard hockey players talk like this post-game in a 1 - 1 tie where you got your ass kicked in the 2d half. I would have had to check the rear view mirror on the way home to make sure the back of my car was not being destroyed by The AggressiveSon after a game like that one.
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I’m rooting for Wales. Because Michael Sheen is awesome, and so is this speech. Plus, I have some Welsh ancestry. But mostly Michael Sheen is awesome.
https://twitter.com/michaelwarbur17/status/1594732261076779008?s=46&t=wvljVBuXapP7dKwCDE4x4A
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Anything times 0 still equals 0
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Soccer is more of a man's sport than basketball.
US has a young team, played with tons of energy in the first half, then candidly got outcoached in the 2nd half. Plus the roster management has been weird. One of our best young forwards isn't on the team (possibly injury) and one of our best players, period, Gio Reyna, got left on the bench today for reasons that make no sense. And the midfielder they brought on is better of late than probably two of the midfielders who started. So the Weber analogy isn't off.
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The fact that such a highly anticipated match like Mexico vs Poland could end in a 0-0 tie is one of the reasons soccer mostly sucks.
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The fact that such a highly anticipated match like Mexico vs Poland could end in a 0-0 tie is one of the reasons soccer mostly sucks.
Most of the pundits think they played overly defensive on both sides because they wanted to ensure at least a point on the expectation that they'd both beat Saudi Arabia and it would come down to who played Argentina better.
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Most of the pundits think they played overly defensive on both sides because they wanted to ensure at least a point on the expectation that they'd both beat Saudi Arabia and it would come down to who played Argentina better.
Is this Colin Cowherd's, @Stu on The Twitter, or Parkins' take?
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Is this Colin Cowherd's, @Stu on The Twitter, or Parkins' take?
You forgot to list the other 24.
It was probably Dan McNeil’s. Tom Thayer had the same take until it was realized it was just a click-bait headline.
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Yanks vs Limeys on Black Friday.
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Here’s an authentic picture of George Washington delivering a stone cold stunner to Cornwallis at Yorktown.
(https://i.postimg.cc/fRWmW9Kp/01-CFF23-D-639-E-494-E-8652-7038-CDF028-A6.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Mv4vdXgm)where is the closest service station to me (https://gasstation-nearme.com/)
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Haven't seen biased announcers like this since Joe Buck sucking on Brady's dick
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Good job running that Iranian fucking goalie. Take that Ayatollah fucks!
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Win it for Jimmy Carter!
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Win it for Jimmy Carter!
And Ben Affleck!
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At least they beat the terrorists. The Hostages probably feel better!
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1-0 huh. Sounds like it was a rout.
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1-0 huh. Sounds like it was a rout.
🤣
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This is just fucking gross. Soccer makes Chicago look cleanly run.
https://amp.tmz.com/2022/11/29/qatar-world-cup-migrant-workers-death-hundreds-hassan-al-thawadi/
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And Ben Affleck!
I highly recommend the Argo movie. Until watching it, I did not know that the fake movie crew had to go through every bit of setting up their gig as if it were a real movie.
Also, the Canadians were quite butthurt that their contribution to the rescue was largely ignored.
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Argo was good.
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The US squad should sue the "set piece coach" for fraud.
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Well, we can now ignore this the rest of the way.
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The US squad should sue the "set piece coach" for fraud.
No clue what that means.
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Oh no, I'm so sorry, the answer is "Moops"
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https://twitter.com/shane_riordan/status/1601462121057091584?s=46&t=2e3f8_iiKashilQXy_AsJA
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https://twitter.com/shane_riordan/status/1601462121057091584?s=46&t=2e3f8_iiKashilQXy_AsJA
He's about 4 years late to the party, Tempo.
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He's about 4 years late to the party, Tempo.
Probably 12 years to be honest
This might be the event that finally stops this bs of awarding World Cups and Olympics (Russia + China x 2) to countries with ridiculous human rights records. Throw in LIV golf and half the Tour De France teams and FIFA champions league teams being sponsored by Middle Eastern countries.
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He's about 4 years late to the party, Tempo.
Not when it comes to implying they killed a U.S. journalist.
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Probably 12 years to be honest
This might be the event that finally stops this bs of awarding World Cups and Olympics (Russia + China x 2) to countries with ridiculous human rights records. Throw in LIV golf and half the Tour De France teams and FIFA champions league teams being sponsored by Middle Eastern countries.
It’s an abomination. Plus 400/500 migrant workers died so this World Cup could happen. Everything about this World Cup is gross.
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It’s an abomination. Plus 400/500 migrant workers died so this World Cup could happen. Everything about this World Cup is gross.
Ronaldo getting benched and then losing in the quarters - not gross.
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It’s an abomination. Plus 400/500 migrant workers died so this World Cup could happen. Everything about this World Cup is gross.
Ergo the guy being 4 years later. Or 12.
Haven't watched since the US lost.
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We'll see what happens in the semis. A Croatia-France repeat would suck.
Hopefully the corruption has caught up to FIFA and they'll stop the nonsense of putting the world cup in 2nd world non-democracies because money.
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We'll see what happens in the semis. A Croatia-France repeat would suck.
Hopefully the corruption has caught up to FIFA and they'll stop the nonsense of putting the world cup in 2nd world non-democracies because money.
Can you post more often please? This place desperately needs more non-idiots.
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Can you post more often please? This place desperately needs more non-idiots.
Maybe he can post his thoughts using The Twitter 140 character limit.
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Maybe he can post his thoughts using The Twitter 140 character limit.
It's up to like 260 now, and Space Karen is going to take it to 4000.
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Now that this is done, what are we going to watch on random Tuesday afternoons once Bowl Season is over?
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Now that this is done, what are we going to watch on random Tuesday afternoons once Bowl Season is over?
The bowl games are not all that important, so I likely won't be watching them. I hope others respect my decision.
That frees up the primary TV so my wife can watch Hallmark channel.
I might spend my extra free time researching men that represent pre and post global human civilization. I have a few preliminary ideas.
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The bowl games are not all that important, so I likely won't be watching them. I hope others respect my decision.
That frees up the primary TV so my wife can watch Hallmark channel.
I might spend my extra free time researching men that represent pre and post global human civilization. I have a few preliminary ideas.
Sounds like it will be time well spent. Looking forward to it. Bonus points if you can fit Justin Fields into this new meme.
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This thing will not just go away, will it? This is hilarious.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11599629/Gregg-Berhalter-Claudio-Reyna-sent-messages-Soccer-threatening-reveal-coachs-past.html
Ex-USA captain Claudio Reyna and his wife Danielle - Giovanni Reyna's parents - have admitted to reporting Gregg Berhalter's domestic violence incident with his wife 31 years ago to US Soccer, amid reports of an alleged blackmail plot.