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General Category => Halas Hall Football Forum => Topic started by: Custard on September 16, 2021, 09:31:21 PM
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Maryland visits Illinois and the line is weak. Put your entire retirement on Maryland. You’re welcome.
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Maryland visits Illinois and the line is weak. Put your entire retirement on Maryland. You’re welcome.
Zook is a Maryland coach.
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Zook is a Maryland coach.
You just dropped the spread to 7. Thanks!
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FS1 sending their A crew. Alex Faust, and Petros Papadakis doing color.
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I’ll be at the game.
Queue Rob from his basement with his COVID spew.
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Ugg. Ok. Well, I probably won't watch. Friday night college football is just a dumb idea anyway. Couple it with an Illini team that is ripe to get their ass kicked, and well, I can waste my time on other things.
If I'm not fucking the wife, I might be jerking off to internet porn. Either is better that watching that.
I dunno, it might be a good game, or it might not
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Nope. You fucked that up.
"I think this will probably be a good game. But if it ends up being a blowout one way or the other, it wouldn't shock me."
Come on. Try harder. No excuse for half assing this.
its friday man, cut me some slack
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Nope. You have to be at the top of your game at all times. Sorry. I'm just trying to help.
ball buster!
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FS1 sending their A crew. Alex Faust, and Petros Papadakis doing color.
Be better if it was Nancy Faust, former White Sox organist, and, I don't know, any porn star named Papadakis.
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Be better if it was Nancy Faust, former White Sox organist, and, I don't know, any porn star named Papadakis.
Nice.
Someone to play the organ with a porn star.
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I'll post this in case JudgeJudy thought the game was in Maryland tomorrow....
DATE - Friday, September 17th
TIME - 8:05 PM CT
LOCATION - Champaign, Ill.
TV- FS1
RADIO - BUSEY BANK ILLINI SPORTS NETWORK
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Did you think he was likely to make the trip to Maryland?
Yes, since tomorrow is the big QAnon Free the Jan 6 Patriots insurrection celebration at the Capitol.
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I bet you didn't think I had that in my back pocket.
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I'll post this in case JudgeJudy thought the game was in Maryland tomorrow....
DATE - Friday, September 17th
TIME - 8:05 PM CT
LOCATION - Champaign, Ill.
TV- FS1
RADIO - BUSEY BANK ILLINI SPORTS NETWORK
You’re an idiot.
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You’re an idiot.
You can probably make it there in time for the QAnon Insurrection Political Prisoners rally with all the other clinically insane wack jobs.
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I sure hope I don’t accidentally tune in.
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Saw a guy picking his nose in the stands. Figured it was JudgeJudy, but the guy didn't eat it.
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I'm toggling back and forth from the Sox game, but Peters has seemed to have a lot of time to throw.
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Zook special team coaching genius on display there.
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See Moron Fuck Head Judy? You scheme, by blitzing, to help your shitty CBs. Buddy Ryan Coaching 101.
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Wow. Big call. Where is everyone? Capitol for the riot tomorrow?
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See Moron Fuck Head Judy? You scheme, by blitzing, to help your shitty CBs. Buddy Ryan Coaching 101.
Sometimes blitzing doesn't work too well. Lol.
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Well shit..Zook wins that ST battle. Fuck.
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Sometimes blitzing doesn't work too well. Lol.
With this team, Bielema should get creative with his blitzes. Blitz all 11 guys on 1 play and say fuck it.
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Can't say I saw this coming. Jobu...pun material!
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this game is putting me to sleep
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Locksley has not missed any meals.
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Starting to get blown off the LOS
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I think Locksley just ate Zook.
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The beat thing about this is I won't be wasting time tomorrow afternoon watching Illini football.
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Peters is having a tough game.
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I’m gonna go ahead and jump out ahead of the curve a bit and say that Brandon Peters sucks.
This is not his best game, and he's the best we've got. He might get a rcvr killed tonite.
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I’m gonna go ahead and jump out ahead of the curve a bit and say that Brandon Peters sucks.
JudgeJudy would say he is rusty. Then go back to eating his boogers.
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I'm going to a bar for the 2d half to get drunker.
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Locksley is going to go Idi Amin and eat his O coordinator at half time.
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I like the McCray kid. Reminds me of Natrone Means. JeffFrank loves that kid's thighs.
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On the plus side, I've seen worse games.
(https://i.ibb.co/0Db0Rjy/Screenshot-20210917-215305.jpg) (https://ibb.co/h7zGJRF)
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3 to 3 at the half? guess I haven't missed much lol
I think I'm gonna pass on this one boys
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That's right. Time to get out of the house and enjoy yourself.
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Hard to believe that Locksley's staff ahead of Prophetstown's Bielema's second half adjustments
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Drinking Blackened.
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Every MD has been wide open the 2d half. 5 min in. Fuck
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6'1" 240 pounds goes for 6.
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That's right. Time to get out of the house and enjoy yourself.
Already been out basement dweller
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This is not the blowout I was promised.. I keep telling myself. don't have hope don't have hope
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Knock on wood, but the defense is having a good game overall. Like that we have a freshman RB with breakaway capability.
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Time for a drive and any points
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Unfuckingbelievable
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Peters and the offensive coordinator were horrible.
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I keep telling myself. don't have hope don't have hope
Don't have hope.
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Maryland visits Illinois and the line is weak. Put your entire retirement on Maryland. You’re welcome.
How much did you lose?
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Ah, beating the spread. Always the goal of year 1.
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Cowardly decision to punt on 4th and 1 in Maryland territory.
Brandon Peters ain’t it.
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Ah, beating the spread. Always the goal of year 1.
How much did you win?
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Brett Bielema sucks cock. Blew a winnable game.
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Seriously, the coaching st the end of that game was horrendous. That was Loyola level ineptitude. Bielema sucks. Won't be surprised if Whitless gives him an extension tomorrow like Bras Underachiever
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Well damn, they played last night? I heard we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Peters was 10 for 26? Lol I’d have a shot at doing that. Cant remember the last time I saw a completion rate that poor.
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What was the point of firing Lovie if Bielema's 4th quarter decision making is just as bad, if not worse, than Lovie's?
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If Lovie had done what the Prophetstown Phony did last night, the local press would have been all over Lovie's ass.
I'd be shocked if the local news synchphants asked any tough questions last night and today.
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My best friend is visiting and we went out, forgot the game was even on. Glad I didn’t suffer through it.
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I'm not sure Bielema was the problem. OL play wasnt good and the defense looked a little tired in the 4th qtr. Play calling was not impressive, but not having McCray, Brown, and Williams late didnt help.
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I'm not sure Bielema was the problem. OL play wasnt good and the defense looked a little tired in the 4th qtr. Play calling was not impressive, but not having McCray, Brown, and Williams late didnt help.
4th and 1 @ midfield in the 4th qtr and you punt? That is now universally accepted as an Auto Go For It. That is on the shithead coach.
Missing all those "weapons" and you call plays where you wind up going backwards at the end of the game, punt, and give MD great field position? That is on the shithead coach.
If fucking Lovie had done that shit....
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4th and 1 is on Lovie. But didnt we have 2nd and 2-3, then 3rd and 1? We werent getting anything on the ground. That's on play calling, which is the OC. There was time left on the clock. I didnt have a problem with the punt at the time.
Receivers get no separation on their routes and Peters needs to deliver the ball quicker. Play calling.
I'm hoping the OC Petersen calls would look better than Rod Smith's. Dont know about that.
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Lovie Bielema. Perfect.
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How much did you win?
A fairly small amount that was nuked by the Oklahoma-Nebraska game.
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Time for a drive and any points
We were up 17-10 at this point.
We punted with 4:50 to go, but the 2nd and 3rd down plays killed us. A 1st down and a field goal might have been enough to give us the win.
(https://i.ibb.co/FJz9RWY/Screenshot-20210918-174216.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7VKHszp)
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Yes, since tomorrow is the big QAnon Free the Jan 6 Patriots insurrection celebration at the Capitol.
How was it ?
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How was it ?
Ask JudgeJudy.
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I had absolutely nothing going on last night. I 100% could have watched the game.
I chose not to. And I feel good for it.
I just flat out didn’t know it was on. Luckily.
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I sure hope I don’t accidentally tune in.
You posted in this thread that afternoon.
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He was drunk. He doesn't remember.
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Somehow with a weak and battered roster we’re just 12 points from being 3-1 against fairly solid competition. So there’s that, I guess.
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You posted in this thread that afternoon.
Yeah, I wasn’t paying very close attention. All that was registering with me is “we have a game soon.” That was one of my drive by posts.
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Yeah, I wasn’t paying very close attention. All that was registering with me is “we have a game soon.” That was one of my drive by posts.
Let's see what Rob does with this one.
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I can't improve on it.
Instant classic.
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I feel so burned. As if my not knowing when the game was played (because I didn’t care) were important shit.
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I turned on for the last four and a half minutes. Turns out, it told the whole story.
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Don't watch Illini football. There really is no reason to.
What if you want to raise your blood pressure so you have a grabber so your family collects the insurance money? Sure seems more effective than that Indiana lawyer douche who.paid someone to kill him so his kid could collect and the guy missed the shot.
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True.
No shit here, I actually have some issues with blood pressure. Hard to believe, right?
Honestly, watching this crap might lower my blood pressure because it's comic relief.
Watch out, Rob may suggest you go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet (MSG and salt galore) with a maskless QAnon97.
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No shit here, I actually have some issues with blood pressure. Hard to believe, right?
As long as that is your only issue, it's controllable. Then you're good.
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Welll, not the only issue, necessarily. I have this genetic thing also, where I throw some irregular heart beats. The carvedilol controls that, along with the BP. But it is a concern. Ya know, just something to watch out for.
Part of getting old. Lol
You want me to go back a couple of weeks and look for anything from you about being old ?
Something to do with black and white tvs ?
Lol.
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Haha, nah. I mean, if you want to, I get it.
I’m sorry about saying stupid shit. You’re a good guy. If I ever hurt your feelings I apologize.
We ARE!
Nope, you haven't hurt my feelings. TY tho.
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Haha, nah. I mean, if you want to, I get it.
I’m sorry about saying stupid shit. You’re a good guy. If I ever hurt your feelings I apologize.
We ARE!
Nichi on the other hand has not been around since you went all Logan's Run on the olds.
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True.
I’m sorry.
Maybe you can send him a private message with a picture of a cute puppy or a kitty cat.
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He wouldn’t do that to me. He likes me.
Jobu is a national treasure.
It's a tragedy that only us six know about him.
And the 20 at Emaw who might not actually recall his brief blow-by.
And the survivors of his victims from previous boards.