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Title: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Custard on September 16, 2021, 09:31:21 PM
Maryland visits Illinois and the line is weak. Put your entire retirement on Maryland. You’re welcome.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 16, 2021, 09:32:02 PM
Maryland visits Illinois and the line is weak. Put your entire retirement on Maryland. You’re welcome.

Zook is a Maryland coach.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 17, 2021, 12:49:16 PM
Zook is a Maryland coach.

You just dropped the spread to 7.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 01:29:55 PM
FS1 sending their A crew. Alex Faust, and Petros Papadakis doing color.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Judge Judy on September 17, 2021, 01:51:06 PM
I’ll be at the game.

Queue Rob from his basement with his COVID spew.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 17, 2021, 01:52:50 PM
Ugg.  Ok.  Well, I probably won't watch.  Friday night college football is just a dumb idea anyway.  Couple it with an Illini team that is ripe to get their ass kicked, and well, I can waste my time on other things.

If I'm not fucking the wife, I might be jerking off to internet porn.  Either is better that watching that.

I dunno, it might be a good game, or it might not
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 17, 2021, 02:06:21 PM
Nope.  You fucked that up.

"I think this will probably be a good game.  But if it ends up being a blowout one way or the other, it wouldn't shock me."

Come on.  Try harder.  No excuse for half assing this.

its friday man, cut me some slack
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 17, 2021, 02:19:11 PM
Nope.  You have to be at the top of your game at all times.  Sorry.  I'm just trying to help.

ball buster!
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 03:19:06 PM
FS1 sending their A crew. Alex Faust, and Petros Papadakis doing color.

Be better if it was Nancy Faust, former White Sox organist, and, I don't know, any porn star named Papadakis.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 03:21:45 PM
Be better if it was Nancy Faust, former White Sox organist, and, I don't know, any porn star named Papadakis.
Nice.
Someone to play the organ with a porn star.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 03:27:20 PM
I'll post this in case JudgeJudy thought the game was in Maryland tomorrow....

DATE - Friday, September 17th
TIME - 8:05 PM CT
LOCATION - Champaign, Ill.
TV- FS1
RADIO - BUSEY BANK ILLINI SPORTS NETWORK
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 04:00:04 PM
Did you think he was likely to make the trip to Maryland?

Yes, since tomorrow is the big QAnon Free the Jan 6 Patriots insurrection celebration at the Capitol.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 04:01:06 PM
I bet you didn't think I had that in my back pocket.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Judge Judy on September 17, 2021, 04:13:36 PM
I'll post this in case JudgeJudy thought the game was in Maryland tomorrow....

DATE - Friday, September 17th
TIME - 8:05 PM CT
LOCATION - Champaign, Ill.
TV- FS1
RADIO - BUSEY BANK ILLINI SPORTS NETWORK

You’re an idiot.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 04:21:17 PM
You’re an idiot.

You can probably make it there in time for the QAnon Insurrection Political Prisoners rally with all the other clinically insane wack jobs.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2021, 04:44:57 PM
I sure hope I don’t accidentally tune in.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:20:33 PM
Saw a guy picking his nose in the stands. Figured it was JudgeJudy, but the guy didn't eat it.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:25:45 PM
I'm toggling back and forth from the Sox game, but Peters has seemed to have a lot of time to throw.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:27:33 PM
Zook special team coaching genius on display there.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:34:14 PM
See Moron Fuck Head Judy? You scheme, by blitzing, to help your shitty CBs. Buddy Ryan Coaching 101.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:40:59 PM
Wow. Big call. Where is everyone? Capitol for the riot tomorrow?
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 08:41:08 PM
See Moron Fuck Head Judy? You scheme, by blitzing, to help your shitty CBs. Buddy Ryan Coaching 101.
Sometimes blitzing doesn't work too well. Lol.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:45:31 PM
Well shit..Zook wins that ST battle. Fuck.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:46:35 PM
Sometimes blitzing doesn't work too well. Lol.

With this team, Bielema should get creative with his blitzes. Blitz all 11 guys on 1 play and say fuck it.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:49:20 PM
Can't say I saw this coming. Jobu...pun material!
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: wonky73 on September 17, 2021, 08:49:59 PM
this game is putting me to sleep
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:55:12 PM
Locksley has not missed any meals.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:55:59 PM
Starting to get blown off the LOS
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 08:58:53 PM
I think Locksley just ate Zook.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 09:09:41 PM
The beat thing about this is I won't be wasting time tomorrow afternoon watching Illini football.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 09:12:00 PM
Peters is having a tough game.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 09:28:28 PM
I’m gonna go ahead and jump out ahead of the curve a bit and say that Brandon Peters sucks.
This is not his best game, and he's the best we've got. He might get a rcvr killed tonite.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 09:39:00 PM
I’m gonna go ahead and jump out ahead of the curve a bit and say that Brandon Peters sucks.

JudgeJudy would say he is rusty. Then go back to eating his boogers.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 09:39:26 PM
I'm going to a bar for the 2d half to get drunker.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 09:40:24 PM
Locksley is going to go Idi Amin and eat his O coordinator at half time.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 09:42:37 PM
I like the McCray kid. Reminds me of Natrone Means. JeffFrank loves that kid's thighs.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 09:48:42 PM
On the plus side, I've seen worse games.

(https://i.ibb.co/0Db0Rjy/Screenshot-20210917-215305.jpg) (https://ibb.co/h7zGJRF)
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 17, 2021, 10:00:48 PM
3 to 3 at the half?  guess I haven't missed much lol

I think I'm gonna pass on this one boys
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 17, 2021, 10:01:37 PM
That's right. Time to get out of the house and enjoy yourself.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 10:16:47 PM
Hard to believe that Locksley's staff ahead of Prophetstown's Bielema's second half adjustments
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 10:17:02 PM
Drinking Blackened.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 10:18:27 PM
Every MD has been wide open the 2d half.  5 min in. Fuck
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 10:29:30 PM
6'1" 240 pounds goes for 6.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 17, 2021, 10:29:49 PM
That's right. Time to get out of the house and enjoy yourself.

Already been out basement dweller
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: wonky73 on September 17, 2021, 10:30:08 PM
This is not the blowout I was promised..  I keep telling myself. don't have hope don't have hope
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: illinicalvin on September 17, 2021, 11:10:03 PM
Knock on wood, but the defense is having a good game overall. Like that we have a freshman RB with breakaway capability.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 17, 2021, 11:16:21 PM
Time for a drive and any points
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 11:41:51 PM
Unfuckingbelievable
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Gokuwearsorange/blue on September 17, 2021, 11:52:13 PM
Peters and the offensive coordinator were horrible.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 18, 2021, 12:16:26 AM
  I keep telling myself. don't have hope don't have hope
Don't have hope.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 18, 2021, 12:22:24 AM
Maryland visits Illinois and the line is weak. Put your entire retirement on Maryland. You’re welcome.
How much did you lose?
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: illinicalvin on September 18, 2021, 12:24:40 AM
Ah, beating the spread. Always the goal of year 1.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 18, 2021, 12:42:31 AM
Cowardly decision to punt on 4th and 1 in Maryland territory.

Brandon Peters ain’t it.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 18, 2021, 12:59:46 AM
Ah, beating the spread. Always the goal of year 1.
How much did you win?
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 01:54:36 AM
Brett Bielema sucks cock. Blew a winnable game.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 01:58:29 AM
Seriously, the coaching st the end of that game was horrendous. That was Loyola level ineptitude.  Bielema sucks. Won't be surprised if Whitless gives him an extension tomorrow like  Bras Underachiever 
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Reacher on September 18, 2021, 07:37:16 AM
Well damn, they played last night? I heard we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Reacher on September 18, 2021, 07:40:52 AM
Peters was 10 for 26? Lol I’d have a shot at doing that. Cant remember the last time I saw a completion rate that poor.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 01:33:40 PM
What was the point of firing Lovie if Bielema's 4th quarter decision making is just as bad, if not worse, than Lovie's?
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 01:35:26 PM
If Lovie had done what the Prophetstown Phony did last night,  the local press would have been all over Lovie's ass.

I'd be shocked if the local news synchphants asked any tough questions last night and today.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Custard on September 18, 2021, 02:09:29 PM
My best friend is visiting and we went out, forgot the game was even on. Glad I didn’t suffer through it.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 18, 2021, 03:16:10 PM
I'm not sure Bielema was the problem. OL play wasnt good and the defense looked a little tired in the 4th qtr. Play calling was not impressive, but not having McCray, Brown, and Williams late didnt help.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 03:43:11 PM
I'm not sure Bielema was the problem. OL play wasnt good and the defense looked a little tired in the 4th qtr. Play calling was not impressive, but not having McCray, Brown, and Williams late didnt help.

4th and 1 @ midfield in the 4th qtr and you punt? That is now universally accepted as an Auto Go For It. That is on the shithead coach.

Missing all those "weapons" and you call plays where you wind up going backwards at the end of the game, punt, and give MD great field position?  That is on the shithead coach.

If fucking Lovie had done that shit....
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 18, 2021, 04:24:17 PM
4th and 1 is on Lovie. But didnt we have 2nd and 2-3, then 3rd and 1? We werent getting anything on the ground. That's on play calling, which is the OC. There was time left on the clock. I didnt have a problem with the punt at the time.
Receivers get no separation on their routes and Peters needs to deliver the ball quicker. Play calling.
I'm hoping the OC Petersen calls would look better than Rod Smith's. Dont know about that.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 04:47:28 PM
Lovie Bielema. Perfect.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: illinicalvin on September 18, 2021, 05:30:56 PM
How much did you win?
A fairly small amount that was nuked by the Oklahoma-Nebraska game.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 18, 2021, 06:00:01 PM
Time for a drive and any points
We were up 17-10 at this point.
We punted with 4:50 to go, but the 2nd and 3rd down plays killed us. A 1st down and a field goal might have been enough to give us the win.

(https://i.ibb.co/FJz9RWY/Screenshot-20210918-174216.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7VKHszp)


Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 18, 2021, 08:06:24 PM
Yes, since tomorrow is the big QAnon Free the Jan 6 Patriots insurrection celebration at the Capitol.
How was it ?
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 08:42:40 PM
How was it ?

Ask JudgeJudy.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Reacher on September 18, 2021, 09:27:25 PM
I had absolutely nothing going on last night. I 100% could have watched the game.

I chose not to. And I feel good for it.

I just flat out didn’t know it was on. Luckily.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 18, 2021, 10:44:50 PM
I sure hope I don’t accidentally tune in.

You posted in this thread that afternoon.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 18, 2021, 10:47:33 PM
He was drunk. He doesn't remember.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Custard on September 18, 2021, 11:21:54 PM
Somehow with a weak and battered roster we’re just 12 points from being 3-1 against fairly solid competition. So there’s that, I guess.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Reacher on September 19, 2021, 02:28:11 AM
You posted in this thread that afternoon.

Yeah, I wasn’t paying very close attention. All that was registering with me is “we have a game soon.” That was one of my drive by posts.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 19, 2021, 10:18:24 AM
Yeah, I wasn’t paying very close attention. All that was registering with me is “we have a game soon.” That was one of my drive by posts.

Let's see what Rob does with this one.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 19, 2021, 05:20:47 PM
I can't improve on it.

Instant classic.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Reacher on September 19, 2021, 10:16:25 PM
I feel so burned. As if my not knowing when the game was played (because I didn’t care) were important shit.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 19, 2021, 11:47:35 PM
I turned on for the last four and a half minutes. Turns out, it told the whole story.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2021, 05:29:35 PM
Don't watch Illini football.  There really is no reason to.

What if you want to raise your blood pressure so you have a grabber so your family collects the insurance money? Sure seems more effective than that Indiana lawyer douche who.paid someone to kill him so his kid could collect and the guy missed the shot.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2021, 05:39:01 PM
True.

No shit here, I actually have some issues with blood pressure.  Hard to believe, right?

Honestly, watching this crap might lower my blood pressure because it's comic relief.

Watch out, Rob may suggest you go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet (MSG and salt galore) with a maskless QAnon97.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 20, 2021, 05:50:21 PM

No shit here, I actually have some issues with blood pressure.  Hard to believe, right?

As long as that is your only issue, it's controllable. Then you're good.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 20, 2021, 06:06:32 PM
Welll, not the only issue, necessarily. I have this genetic thing also, where I throw some irregular heart beats. The carvedilol controls that, along with the BP. But it is a concern. Ya know, just something to watch out for.

Part of getting old. Lol
You want me to go back a couple of weeks and look for anything from you about being old ?
Something to do with black and white tvs ?
Lol.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 20, 2021, 06:42:49 PM
Haha, nah. I mean, if you want to, I get it.

I’m sorry about saying stupid shit. You’re a good guy. If I ever hurt your feelings I apologize.

We ARE!
Nope, you haven't hurt my feelings. TY tho.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2021, 08:08:36 PM
Haha, nah. I mean, if you want to, I get it.

I’m sorry about saying stupid shit. You’re a good guy. If I ever hurt your feelings I apologize.

We ARE!

Nichi on the other hand has not been around since you went all Logan's Run on the olds.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2021, 08:24:48 PM
True.

I’m sorry.

Maybe you can send him a private message with a picture of a cute puppy or a kitty cat.
Title: Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
Post by: fucking on September 20, 2021, 08:59:15 PM
He wouldn’t do that to me. He likes me.
Jobu is a national treasure.

It's a tragedy that only us six know about him.

And the 20 at Emaw who might not actually recall his brief blow-by.

And the survivors of his victims from previous boards.