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Title: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 04, 2021, 03:26:32 PM
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: fucking on May 04, 2021, 03:37:02 PM
I believe the preferred syntax reads WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: Lkdog on May 04, 2021, 05:17:05 PM
I know you are joking, but you do seem to think that former Head Coaches would want to come and be an assistant and sit in sweaty gyms all summer and drive on shit roads in winter to shitty high school games.
Unless they are at end of career and have a strategy bench only role (MArtelli)- they are done with that other than to come to a few big Showcase tournaments to have their nuts hugged.

We need high energy charismatic sales guys with some legit ball cred, and a few guys to point to they got to the NBA. 
They do the legwork (whatever that can mean) and then prep Hulka to close the deal or at least not fck it up.
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: fucking on May 04, 2021, 06:00:17 PM
What about Ed Conroy, Larry Farmer, Jim Molinari, Doc Sadler, Marvin Menzies, Jerry Dunn, Karl Hobbs, Jeff Capel, Lorenzo Romar and Ken Bone?
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: Judge Judy on May 04, 2021, 06:15:42 PM
That’s one shitty list of available candidates to choose from.
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: Lkdog on May 04, 2021, 06:52:03 PM
What about Ed Conroy, Larry Farmer, Jim Molinari, Doc Sadler, Marvin Menzies, Jerry Dunn, Karl Hobbs, Jeff Capel, Lorenzo Romar and Ken Bone?

Quite a list. Lol.
Conroy went to Vanderbilt in the Robbins deal. That is how Robbins ended up at Minny. That is his uncle.
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: Custard on May 04, 2021, 07:01:08 PM
No Reggie Theus?
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: Chickengeorge on May 04, 2021, 07:05:23 PM
No Reggie Theus?

Trying to give Tempo a boner?
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: illiniray on May 04, 2021, 07:14:33 PM
What's Jaylon Tate up to?
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: fucking on May 04, 2021, 07:41:32 PM
That’s one shitty list of available candidates to choose from.

Guess again.
Title: Re: Future Assistants
Post by: Judge Judy on May 04, 2021, 07:52:56 PM
Guess again.

I just noticed I posted that after you listed off some candidates. I was meaning the poll, not your list. Sorry about the confusion.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 04, 2021, 08:05:26 PM
Guess the meter's are broken, for a forum that has like 3-5 regular posters. Sure seems there is plenty to complain about even when in jest....for the record I will take the Miller's as long as Aniston can dance at the halftime...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaeoPz9NlF4
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Custard on May 04, 2021, 10:33:01 PM
She got hotter as she got older.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Judge Judy on May 05, 2021, 02:37:14 PM
Dude.  I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck.  As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.

Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg.  God damn, man. 

I mean.  Ass coach.  That's hilarious.

Yeah I didn’t even know where to start on his long post in the other thread. He’s lost his marbles.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 05, 2021, 02:37:54 PM
we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach

(https://i.imgur.com/QGHhxTI.png)
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Judge Judy on May 05, 2021, 02:45:52 PM
we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach

(https://i.imgur.com/QGHhxTI.png)

Damn! 🤤 I bet she’d kill it in recruiting.....

I’d eat that ass all day long.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 04:35:26 PM
Damn! 🤤 I bet she’d kill it in recruiting.....

I’d eat that ass all day long.

That I think gives new definition to the term Bunny Slope! !!!!!!
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 04:36:42 PM
Dude.  I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck.  As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.

Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg.  God damn, man. 

I mean.  Ass coach.  That's hilarious.

I think they have a term for that...Who gives a fuck? Dude, seriously it is a forum...for opinions, and this forum is sometimes rather slow and methodical....hence a random post or a funny poll. If it's not for you, well then you can, you know what. I don't know if anyone has shared with you or not, but your opinion is about as relevant as mine, so I guess we both suck?  nb!!
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 04:50:01 PM
Dude.  I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck.  As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.

Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg.  God damn, man. 

I mean.  Ass coach.  That's hilarious.

The good news is you don't have to see them....Look away, Look away...nothing to see here...move on.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Lkdog on May 05, 2021, 05:09:16 PM
I think they have a term for that...Who gives a fuck? Dude, seriously it is a forum...for opinions, and this forum is sometimes rather slow and methodical....hence a random post or a funny poll. If it's not for you, well then you can, you know what. I don't know if anyone has shared with you or not, but your opinion is about as relevant as mine, so I guess we both suck?  nb!!


Little piece of friendly advice since you are new here. Don't fuck with Jobu.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 05:16:32 PM

Little piece of friendly advice since you are new here. Don't fuck with Jobu.

Wasn't fucking with anyone...he can rail on me and my posts, but I can't respond. Did I "woke" anyone geez.

Thank you however, good to know how this rolls...
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: fucking on May 05, 2021, 05:19:53 PM
Jobu will cut you.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 05:22:22 PM
Jobu will cut you.

So I gather....blood is thick, I won't bleed out...
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Custard on May 05, 2021, 08:45:12 PM
The funniest part is that I changed the thread title based on Rob’s comment. It just seemed...right.

Anyways, I’m glad you’re here Chief
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: fucking on May 05, 2021, 08:51:13 PM
I was kinda hoping he'd figure that out in his own.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 05, 2021, 10:02:21 PM
The funniest part is that I changed the thread title based on Rob’s comment. It just seemed...right.

Anyways, I’m glad you’re here Chief

Thank you, I just want to follow and discuss the program. In my world, that involves speculation, most of which is unfounded. It is still interesting to me to search, make tie in's at time, or simply thrown some possibly wild theories out there for sake of participation and jest. Unfortunately at times that is met with criticism and cynicism and that is not what I am on here for....loyalty is good for that.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Custard on May 05, 2021, 11:33:50 PM
Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive the insults and criticism will only increase. Just ask Tempo.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 07:48:21 AM
Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive the insults and criticism will only increase. Just ask Tempo.

That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 07:49:19 AM
Thank you and others for stepping in as well and that is fine with me, just don't be offended when I fire back.

If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Custard on May 06, 2021, 08:13:25 AM
That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???

It’s...it’s hard to explain.

The insinuation was simply that if you get into it with Jobu, you better bring your A game. 

I’m the admin. I’m not gonna fuck with you. But if Jobu verbally dong whips you, I can’t help you recover, either.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: fucking on May 06, 2021, 08:28:01 AM
I’m the admin.

Pff. I think we all know who's in charge here.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Lkdog on May 06, 2021, 10:09:51 AM
That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???


(https://media.tenor.com/images/3037cf28d512fb55e04ee053bc79fe74/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ThePAMan on May 06, 2021, 10:55:55 AM
The good news is you don't have to see them....Look away, Look away...nothing to see here...move on.

Scrolling past Imbecile Judy's posts has worked for me the past 2 months or so. Beats wasting time reading those moronic takes.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Judge Judy on May 06, 2021, 11:29:36 AM
Scrolling past Imbecile Judy's posts has worked for me the past 2 months or so. Beats wasting time reading those moronic takes.

And I’ve enjoyed your stupid fucking ass not posting on here lately. Not seeing your trolling has really been refreshing.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 01:18:47 PM
It’s...it’s hard to explain.

The insinuation was simply that if you get into it with Jobu, you better bring your A game. 

I’m the admin. I’m not gonna fuck with you. But if Jobu verbally dong whips you, I can’t help you recover, either.

Fair enough Custard, thank you for the info, well received. :)
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 01:19:56 PM
we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach

(https://i.imgur.com/QGHhxTI.png)

Just because this should be "humped".....I mean bumped for all to see....
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 01:24:21 PM
https://hoopdirt.com/job/assistant-coach-mens-basketball-operations-illinois-full-time/

Everyone apply, I am sure with all of our collective basketball brilliance, one of us can help Chet and Hulka out?
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Jrock74 on May 06, 2021, 01:36:06 PM
Pff. I think we all know who's in charge here.

 ;D

https://youtu.be/ds3v8O_MrM0
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 01:39:07 PM
:D :D :D

https://www.silverwavesmedia.com/news_article/show/1102625

Pretty good list, and yes our newest coach is on here as well.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 06, 2021, 11:12:47 PM
Al Pinkins is supposed to have been an ace recruiter back at Texas Tech...now Gentry goes bye bye and we will see what can be done...
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Reacher on May 07, 2021, 08:43:51 AM
So what’s Jobu’s username now?
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Lkdog on May 07, 2021, 09:17:09 AM
So what’s Jobu’s username now?

He got real tricky.

Jobu.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: dwc13 on May 07, 2021, 05:23:12 PM
Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive you'll be forced to watch an Illinois football game in its entirety. In person. Just ask Tempo.

I fixed it for you.

BTW, who's Tempo??
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Judge Judy on May 07, 2021, 05:40:46 PM
I fixed it for you.

BTW, who's Tempo??

You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!

I don’t believe you.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: fucking on May 07, 2021, 05:52:58 PM
Could be senility.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Reacher on May 07, 2021, 06:51:34 PM
He got real tricky.

Jobu.

Damn, who saw that coming?
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Reacher on May 07, 2021, 06:54:16 PM
You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!

I don’t believe you.

He’s met me, actually. So he knows I’m real.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: dwc13 on May 07, 2021, 07:00:41 PM
Could be senility.

Always a possibility with each passing day.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: dwc13 on May 07, 2021, 07:04:10 PM
You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!

I don’t believe you.

I was just messin' with Tempo. As he mentioned, we've met. Saw a Big Ten Tournament basketball game with him, Sidra and illiniPhi85 (or whatever WitSec name he's posting under).
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLINICHIEF on May 07, 2021, 08:38:30 PM
Haha, thanks for telling me how message boards work. I’ve never been on one.

Sorry, but when someone makes a post and I think it’s fuckin stupid, I just may say that I think it’s fuckin stupid.

You gotta admit Ass coach is stupid. Right?

If you thought it was funny, cool I guess. I thought it was funny when I was like 10.

You’re a pretty solid poster actually, other than this lapse in judgment.

Fair? If not, go fuck yourself and choke on a dick.

Fuckin Stupid is more than fair...I am one to think if someone loads the gun, then pull the trigger so well played in hindsight, thanks for the call out.

It's Fair....not sure about the go fuck yourself, but when in Rome...maybe? The 2nd part, well hard pass....(pun intended).
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 08, 2021, 05:32:11 PM
honestly, I still want to hire this ass coach

(https://brisbanesnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Mariana-Morais-Ass-2.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Reacher on May 08, 2021, 06:09:46 PM
I was just messin' with Tempo. As he mentioned, we've met. Saw a Big Ten Tournament basketball game with him, Sidra and illiniPhi85 (or whatever WitSec name he's posting under).

I believe it was Jeff Frank. Or Jeff was there. Didn’t we go to some Korean bbq joint in west loop?
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: dwc13 on May 09, 2021, 02:37:06 AM
I believe it was Jeff Frank. Or Jeff was there. Didn’t we got to some Korean bbq joint in west loop?

Ah, you're right. It was Jeff Frank, not illiniPhil85. I don't even remember the food part, lol.

Hope all is well.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: Custard on May 11, 2021, 04:21:17 PM
https://www.verywellmind.com/repression-as-a-defense-mechanism-4586642
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 11, 2021, 11:07:10 PM
I don't believe it.  Just thinking about eating korean bbq prepared in Chicago's beautiful west loop makes me feel like I have to shit.

whenever I consume that much meat I get constipated

consider yourself lucky
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ThePAMan on May 12, 2021, 08:01:52 AM
whenever I consume that much meat I get constipated

consider yourself lucky

This explains everything. You are really a closet vegetarian. Probably cheering for Biden to ban meat eating.
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 12, 2021, 10:10:47 AM
This explains everything. You are really a closet vegetarian. Probably cheering for Biden to ban meat eating.

hell no, just when I eat like 3lbs of bulgogi, kalbi and galbi shit gets backed up yo

all they give you for fiber is a few leaves of lettuce, some beans and kimchi (yuck)
Title: Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
Post by: illiniray on August 07, 2021, 07:44:38 PM
https://fightingillini.com/news/2021/8/6/mens-basketball-hamer-named-assistant-to-the-head-coach.aspx