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General Category => Fighting Illini Basketball Forum => Topic started by: ILLINICHIEF on May 04, 2021, 03:26:32 PM
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:D :D :D
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I believe the preferred syntax reads WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
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I know you are joking, but you do seem to think that former Head Coaches would want to come and be an assistant and sit in sweaty gyms all summer and drive on shit roads in winter to shitty high school games.
Unless they are at end of career and have a strategy bench only role (MArtelli)- they are done with that other than to come to a few big Showcase tournaments to have their nuts hugged.
We need high energy charismatic sales guys with some legit ball cred, and a few guys to point to they got to the NBA.
They do the legwork (whatever that can mean) and then prep Hulka to close the deal or at least not fck it up.
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What about Ed Conroy, Larry Farmer, Jim Molinari, Doc Sadler, Marvin Menzies, Jerry Dunn, Karl Hobbs, Jeff Capel, Lorenzo Romar and Ken Bone?
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That’s one shitty list of available candidates to choose from.
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What about Ed Conroy, Larry Farmer, Jim Molinari, Doc Sadler, Marvin Menzies, Jerry Dunn, Karl Hobbs, Jeff Capel, Lorenzo Romar and Ken Bone?
Quite a list. Lol.
Conroy went to Vanderbilt in the Robbins deal. That is how Robbins ended up at Minny. That is his uncle.
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No Reggie Theus?
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No Reggie Theus?
Trying to give Tempo a boner?
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What's Jaylon Tate up to?
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That’s one shitty list of available candidates to choose from.
Guess again.
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Guess again.
I just noticed I posted that after you listed off some candidates. I was meaning the poll, not your list. Sorry about the confusion.
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Guess the meter's are broken, for a forum that has like 3-5 regular posters. Sure seems there is plenty to complain about even when in jest....for the record I will take the Miller's as long as Aniston can dance at the halftime...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaeoPz9NlF4
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She got hotter as she got older.
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Dude. I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck. As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.
Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg. God damn, man.
I mean. Ass coach. That's hilarious.
Yeah I didn’t even know where to start on his long post in the other thread. He’s lost his marbles.
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we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach
(https://i.imgur.com/QGHhxTI.png)
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we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach
(https://i.imgur.com/QGHhxTI.png)
Damn! 🤤 I bet she’d kill it in recruiting.....
I’d eat that ass all day long.
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Damn! 🤤 I bet she’d kill it in recruiting.....
I’d eat that ass all day long.
That I think gives new definition to the term Bunny Slope! !!!!!!
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Dude. I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck. As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.
Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg. God damn, man.
I mean. Ass coach. That's hilarious.
I think they have a term for that...Who gives a fuck? Dude, seriously it is a forum...for opinions, and this forum is sometimes rather slow and methodical....hence a random post or a funny poll. If it's not for you, well then you can, you know what. I don't know if anyone has shared with you or not, but your opinion is about as relevant as mine, so I guess we both suck? nb!!
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Dude. I don't think anyone has told you this yet, but you suck. As far as posters go, you are a train wreck.
Like literally, every time that I see a post from you, I'm like, uggg. God damn, man.
I mean. Ass coach. That's hilarious.
The good news is you don't have to see them....Look away, Look away...nothing to see here...move on.
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I think they have a term for that...Who gives a fuck? Dude, seriously it is a forum...for opinions, and this forum is sometimes rather slow and methodical....hence a random post or a funny poll. If it's not for you, well then you can, you know what. I don't know if anyone has shared with you or not, but your opinion is about as relevant as mine, so I guess we both suck? nb!!
Little piece of friendly advice since you are new here. Don't fuck with Jobu.
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Little piece of friendly advice since you are new here. Don't fuck with Jobu.
Wasn't fucking with anyone...he can rail on me and my posts, but I can't respond. Did I "woke" anyone geez.
Thank you however, good to know how this rolls...
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Jobu will cut you.
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Jobu will cut you.
So I gather....blood is thick, I won't bleed out...
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The funniest part is that I changed the thread title based on Rob’s comment. It just seemed...right.
Anyways, I’m glad you’re here Chief
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I was kinda hoping he'd figure that out in his own.
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The funniest part is that I changed the thread title based on Rob’s comment. It just seemed...right.
Anyways, I’m glad you’re here Chief
Thank you, I just want to follow and discuss the program. In my world, that involves speculation, most of which is unfounded. It is still interesting to me to search, make tie in's at time, or simply thrown some possibly wild theories out there for sake of participation and jest. Unfortunately at times that is met with criticism and cynicism and that is not what I am on here for....loyalty is good for that.
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Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive the insults and criticism will only increase. Just ask Tempo.
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Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive the insults and criticism will only increase. Just ask Tempo.
That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???
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Thank you and others for stepping in as well and that is fine with me, just don't be offended when I fire back.
If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???
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That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???
It’s...it’s hard to explain.
The insinuation was simply that if you get into it with Jobu, you better bring your A game.
I’m the admin. I’m not gonna fuck with you. But if Jobu verbally dong whips you, I can’t help you recover, either.
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I’m the admin.
Pff. I think we all know who's in charge here.
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That is fine with me, don't be offended when I fire back. If the admin, or the "important people" on here can't handle the shove back without actions (insinuated), then they shouldn't push first....right.... ???
(https://media.tenor.com/images/3037cf28d512fb55e04ee053bc79fe74/tenor.gif)
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The good news is you don't have to see them....Look away, Look away...nothing to see here...move on.
Scrolling past Imbecile Judy's posts has worked for me the past 2 months or so. Beats wasting time reading those moronic takes.
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Scrolling past Imbecile Judy's posts has worked for me the past 2 months or so. Beats wasting time reading those moronic takes.
And I’ve enjoyed your stupid fucking ass not posting on here lately. Not seeing your trolling has really been refreshing.
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It’s...it’s hard to explain.
The insinuation was simply that if you get into it with Jobu, you better bring your A game.
I’m the admin. I’m not gonna fuck with you. But if Jobu verbally dong whips you, I can’t help you recover, either.
Fair enough Custard, thank you for the info, well received. :)
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we should hire Mariana Morais's ass coach
(https://i.imgur.com/QGHhxTI.png)
Just because this should be "humped".....I mean bumped for all to see....
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https://hoopdirt.com/job/assistant-coach-mens-basketball-operations-illinois-full-time/
Everyone apply, I am sure with all of our collective basketball brilliance, one of us can help Chet and Hulka out?
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Pff. I think we all know who's in charge here.
;D
https://youtu.be/ds3v8O_MrM0
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:D :D :D
https://www.silverwavesmedia.com/news_article/show/1102625
Pretty good list, and yes our newest coach is on here as well.
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Al Pinkins is supposed to have been an ace recruiter back at Texas Tech...now Gentry goes bye bye and we will see what can be done...
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So what’s Jobu’s username now?
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So what’s Jobu’s username now?
He got real tricky.
Jobu.
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Just be aware you will be insulted and criticized when you post here. It’s kind of our thing. And it happens to pretty much everyone. It’s part of the fun. If you get defensive and overly sensitive you'll be forced to watch an Illinois football game in its entirety. In person. Just ask Tempo.
I fixed it for you.
BTW, who's Tempo??
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I fixed it for you.
BTW, who's Tempo??
You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!
I don’t believe you.
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Could be senility.
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He got real tricky.
Jobu.
Damn, who saw that coming?
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You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!
I don’t believe you.
He’s met me, actually. So he knows I’m real.
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Could be senility.
Always a possibility with each passing day.
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You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!
I don’t believe you.
I was just messin' with Tempo. As he mentioned, we've met. Saw a Big Ten Tournament basketball game with him, Sidra and illiniPhi85 (or whatever WitSec name he's posting under).
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Haha, thanks for telling me how message boards work. I’ve never been on one.
Sorry, but when someone makes a post and I think it’s fuckin stupid, I just may say that I think it’s fuckin stupid.
You gotta admit Ass coach is stupid. Right?
If you thought it was funny, cool I guess. I thought it was funny when I was like 10.
You’re a pretty solid poster actually, other than this lapse in judgment.
Fair? If not, go fuck yourself and choke on a dick.
Fuckin Stupid is more than fair...I am one to think if someone loads the gun, then pull the trigger so well played in hindsight, thanks for the call out.
It's Fair....not sure about the go fuck yourself, but when in Rome...maybe? The 2nd part, well hard pass....(pun intended).
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honestly, I still want to hire this ass coach
(https://brisbanesnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Mariana-Morais-Ass-2.jpg)
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I was just messin' with Tempo. As he mentioned, we've met. Saw a Big Ten Tournament basketball game with him, Sidra and illiniPhi85 (or whatever WitSec name he's posting under).
I believe it was Jeff Frank. Or Jeff was there. Didn’t we go to some Korean bbq joint in west loop?
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I believe it was Jeff Frank. Or Jeff was there. Didn’t we got to some Korean bbq joint in west loop?
Ah, you're right. It was Jeff Frank, not illiniPhil85. I don't even remember the food part, lol.
Hope all is well.
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https://www.verywellmind.com/repression-as-a-defense-mechanism-4586642
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I don't believe it. Just thinking about eating korean bbq prepared in Chicago's beautiful west loop makes me feel like I have to shit.
whenever I consume that much meat I get constipated
consider yourself lucky
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whenever I consume that much meat I get constipated
consider yourself lucky
This explains everything. You are really a closet vegetarian. Probably cheering for Biden to ban meat eating.
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This explains everything. You are really a closet vegetarian. Probably cheering for Biden to ban meat eating.
hell no, just when I eat like 3lbs of bulgogi, kalbi and galbi shit gets backed up yo
all they give you for fiber is a few leaves of lettuce, some beans and kimchi (yuck)
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https://fightingillini.com/news/2021/8/6/mens-basketball-hamer-named-assistant-to-the-head-coach.aspx