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Title: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 08, 2026, 06:53:50 PM
Stolen since I am a mediocre White guy...

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Illinois (2-3, 0-2 Big Ten) at Michigan State (2-3, 0-2 Big Ten)
Date | Time   Saturday, Oct. 10 | 2:30 p.m. CT
Location   East Lansing, Michigan (Spartan Stadium) {BETTER LEAVE NOW, JUDGE JUDY}
Tickets   MSUSpartans.com
TV   FS1
Radio   Busey Bank Illini Sports Network | SiriusXM (268)

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — Illinois travels north to East Lansing on Saturday to take on Michigan State. Kickoff is set for 2:30 p.m. CT on FS1.

Saturday marks the 50th meeting between Illinois and Michigan State in the overall series dating back to 1955. The Fighting Illini trail in the all-time series, 20-27-2 {SHOCKING...ANOTHER B1G TEAM THE ILLINI HAVE A LOSING RECORD AGAINST}, but have won three of the last four against Michigan State.

This will be Illinois' first trip to Michigan State under head coach Bret Bielema, as the Illini have not traveled to East Lansing since a win in 2019.

Jack Kizer (play-by-play) and Mark Helfrich (analyst) have the national television broadcast on FS1. {NO SIDELINE CHICK? WTF? FOX SPARING NO EXPENSE FOR THIS ONE} The Busey Bank Illini Sports Network has the state-wide radio call with Brian Barnhart (play-by-play), Carey Davis (analyst), and Kevin Mitchell (sideline).

Notes
ILLINOIS OFFENSE NOTES
• WR Collin Dixon is among the top wide receivers in the nation:
    » One of only three players in the nation to rank in the top 10 in receptions, receiving yards, and receiving touchdowns, along with Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith and Miami's Malachi Toney
    » Third in the nation in receiving touchdowns (8), one behind Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith and Oregon State's Jesse Legree {TOO BAD HE DOES NOT GET TO PLAY AGAINST THE ILLINI DEFENSE}
    » First Big Ten player with seven receiving TDs through three games since 2004 (Taylor Stubblefield, Purdue)
    » Broke Illinois' Gies Memorial Stadium record for receiving touchdowns in a season (7) in three games
    » Two touchdown receptions away from tying Illinois' single-season record of 10
    » Fourth in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receptions (40)
    » Eighth in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receiving yards (546)
    » 10th in the nation and third in the Big Ten in total touchdowns (8)
• QB Katin Houser ranks 12th in the nation and fourth in the Big Ten in ESPN's QBR metric (89.6). {HE WAS ON MSU ORIGINALLY....}
• Houser ranks among the nation's top quarterbacks in passing touchdowns (21st, 11), completions (22nd, 102), passing yards (27th, 1,246), and passing efficiency (49th, 152.9).
• All four primary running backs for Illinois have scored touchdowns this season: Aidan Laughery, Ca'Lil Valentine, Jordan Anderson, and Javari Barnett.
• Ca'Lil Valentine, who has 1,051 career rushing yards in three seasons at Illinois, suffered a season-ending leg injury against Purdue. He finished with 50 carries for 225 yards (4.5 yards/carry) and one touchdown this season.

ILLINOIS DEFENSE NOTES
• DB Juice Clarke ranks 10th in the nation in passes defended (6).
• Among defensive linemen, DL Will Holmes ranks 28th in the nation in total pressures (17) and 19th in hurries (10), according to PFF.
• DB Matthew Bailey is the only player in the nation returning after leading his team in tackles in 2024 and 2025. Bailey is Illinois' leading tackler this season with 37, including a career-high 14 at Ohio State.

ILLINOIS SPECIAL TEAMS NOTES
• Illinois ranks fifth in the nation and leads the Big Ten in punt return average (24.5). Mac Resetich has returned four punts for 98 yards, but does not meet the NCAA minimums to be ranked as an individual.
• Illinois has punted only nine times through five games.
• Illinois punter Lars Rau has landed four of his five punts inside the 12-yard line over the last two games, including two at Ohio State (4- and 7-yard lines) and two against Purdue (9- and 11- yard lines).
• Illinois kicker Ethan Moczulski is 7-for-9 on field goals, 7-for-8 inside of 60 yards, including two made field goals over 50 years.

East Lansing Weather!
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Mr. Roberts: Should be good weather for this shitfest!

Game time 78°
RealFeel® 78°
rain drop 0%
Mostly sunny
RealFeel Shade™ 75°
Wind S 10 mph
Max UV Index 2.8 (Moderate)
Wind Gusts 20 mph

Gambling!
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Brent: Greek, you missed on last week's over.
Greek: Yep, those teams stunk.
Brent: What do you have for us this week?
Greek: Does anyone really care?  Line started Illini -3. Sharps bet it down to -2.5. Money line was Illinois -135 to -165! Now -135 to -140. MSU +115 to +120. Over/under was 49 to 50.5. Down to 47.5 or 48 depending upon your book. Go with Fitzee and the points. His hate for Illinois is strong and Bielema looks confused on the sideline. Go with the under.

Tempo's Kompendium of Krap! This week sponsored by Sheepdog Firearms. Conveniently located off of I-57 in Monee. We don’t chase the sheep, we just make sure the wolves regret showing up for dinner. Our bite is worse than our bark. And our bark is 5.56.

Tempo, what do you have for us this week other than Twotter links?

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You still need to start Justin Fields in your fantasy lineups! Andy Reid will soon figure out that he has been starting the wrong QB!

If anyone wants to join my gang, just message me here or on X!

Tailgating update:

Was going to travel for this one, but even the local MSU fans said "Screw it" after last week.

Go Sox!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Reacher on October 08, 2026, 09:39:59 PM
How’s the golden era holding up?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 02:43:51 PM
Stolen since I am a mediocre White guy...

East Lansing Weather!
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Gambling!
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Tempo's Kompendium of Krap! This week sponsored by Sheepdog Firearms. Conveniently located off of I-57 in Monee. We don’t chase the sheep, we just make sure the wolves regret showing up for dinner. Our bite is worse than our bark. And our bark is 5.56.

Tempo, what do you have for us this week other than Twotter links?

Tailgating update:

Was going to travel for this one, but even the local MSU fans said "Screw it" after last week.

Go Sox!

How's the beer cooler ?
We better show up today.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 03:16:45 PM
Sparty has 8 yards of offense at the end of the quarter and Houser is 10-12 for 115.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 03:19:57 PM
Javari Barnett with 2 carries for 22 yards
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:09:42 PM
El-Sayed hates football. Who knew?

It appears Tempo hates Illini football too. He isn't watching the game!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:15:27 PM
We have a QB Controversy!?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 05:17:53 PM
We have a QB Controversy!?
Nope
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:18:16 PM
El-Sayed hates football. Who knew?

It appears Tempo hates Illini football too. He isn't watching the game!

You call this football?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:18:59 PM
You call this football?

That is what it is.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:19:21 PM
Nope

I believe we do!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:27:10 PM
This defense is still horrendous
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 05:30:04 PM
I believe we do!
Clayton has looked good. We'll see who comes in.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:32:47 PM
Is it too late to hire a JMU coach?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:38:23 PM
This defense is still horrendous

Good thing MSU was on the schedule.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:40:38 PM
Clayton has looked good. We'll see who comes in.

This game is sort of like the Idaho Senate race. It's good to win the gimmes, doesn't mean your team is any good.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:41:39 PM
I Just turned it on. What happened that has everyone freaking out?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Jobu on October 10, 2026, 05:46:37 PM
I Just turned it on. What happened that has everyone freaking out?

Sparty got fucked right in the ass. Called offsides on an onside and it clearly wasn’t. Sparty recovered the onside too
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:48:18 PM
Sparty got fucked right in the ass. Called offsides on an onside and it clearly wasn’t. Sparty recovered the onside too

That's why you don't say yes when someone asks for anal.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:51:44 PM
This OL sucks ass
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:51:50 PM
that was a pathetic QB sneak.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 05:53:16 PM
This OL sucks ass

I dig the going for it on the road to try to end the game, but that was a shit call with a backup QB and the running game has been fine.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 05:58:02 PM
Coaching staff getting pantsed by Fitzee would be a fireable offense anywhere but Illinois
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 05:58:49 PM
Just punt the ball. Make them go 80 yards
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:01:09 PM
Illini = Ken Paxton is a match
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:01:51 PM
Just punt the ball. Make them go 80 yards

They could go 800 yards.

Just call a real running play and get on the bus home.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Custard on October 10, 2026, 06:03:05 PM
Jesus

Laughery had the first down so sparty got a make up call on that one.

This won’t end well
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 06:05:28 PM
Sparty is 21-25 against what was supposed to be the strength of our defense, the db's.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:09:05 PM
nice drop asshole

after a nice overthrow to a wide open guy.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:14:50 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 06:20:22 PM
Never in doubt




Much
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 06:20:31 PM
Thanks for the crappy play call, Fitzee!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:21:59 PM
Thanks for the crappy play call, Fitzee!

how do you go for 2 there? at home?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Jobu on October 10, 2026, 06:22:45 PM
how do you go for 2 there? at home?

Fitz. Hes a fucking idiot
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:33:15 PM
Fitz. Hes a fucking idiot

He just lost the idiot bowl so yes.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Custard on October 10, 2026, 06:47:33 PM
What a fucking gift of a play call. All they had to do was run the jet sweep that got them 7 yards every time and they have a walk off win. Counterfeit win but I’ll take it.

Fuck Fitzee and MSU


Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 06:51:53 PM
What a fucking gift of a play call. All they had to do was run the jet sweep that got them 7 yards every time and they have a walk off win. Counterfeit win but I’ll take it.

Fuck Fitzee and MSU

I think you just kick the XP, then roll in for a TD, and stop Illinois.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 07:42:08 PM
We have 2 weeks until Oregon. We need it.
So does the staff.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 10, 2026, 07:54:26 PM
Was out all day and didn't watch a single second. Guess we didn't deserve to win judging by the comments.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Reacher on October 10, 2026, 08:30:59 PM
We have 2 weeks until Oregon. We need it.
So does the staff.

For what?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 08:44:52 PM
Was out all day and didn't watch a single second. Guess we didn't deserve to win judging by the comments.
We had a little trouble after getting a 17-0 lead but it looks like Houser was re-introduced to the other wr's during the week. And he's now got a wrist issue.
We'll probably work on tackling on Mon.
Somebody had to win. We won the 1st half and OT. They won the 2nd half.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 10, 2026, 08:47:26 PM
Houser broken hand
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 10, 2026, 08:59:55 PM
We had a little trouble after getting a 17-0 lead but it looks like Houser was re-introduced to the other wr's during the week. And he's now got a wrist issue.
We'll probably work on tackling on Mon.
Somebody had to win. We won the 1st half and OT. They won the 2nd half.

They lost the OT, we didn't win it.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: No one in Mn on October 10, 2026, 09:18:45 PM
Houser broken hand
For what?
Clayton can work on QB sneaks ?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: Custard on October 11, 2026, 12:18:18 AM
They lost the OT, we didn't win it.

Clusterfuck of a game but we did score a TD on play one and converted our PAT. They did not.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!
Post by: chimpanzee on October 11, 2026, 05:33:16 PM
2 bottom teams

Misery loves Company..


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