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Title: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 25, 2026, 02:01:48 PM
Insert standard disclaimer here....

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Illinois (2-1) vs.  #7 Ohio State (2-1)
Date | Time   Saturday, Sept. 26 | 11 a.m. CT
Location   Columbus, Ohio (Ohio Stadium)(Judge Judy may still be at Chili's in Morgan Park)
TV   FOX
Radio   Busey Bank Illini Sports Network | SiriusXM (179/233)

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — Illinois travels to #7 Ohio State in the Illini's first roadtrip and first Big Ten game of the 2026 season. Kickoff is scheduled for 11 a.m. CT on FOX.

Illinois (2-1, 0-0 Big Ten) and Ohio State (2-1, 0-0 Big Ten) will battle for the Illibuck rivalry trophy, a wooden turtle that is presented to the winning team. The Illibuck started in 1924 as a live turtle, but the coveted turtle died in 1926 and was replaced by a series of wooden replicas inscribed with the winning score following each matchup. The current trophy is Illibuck XI.

Saturday will be the 105th meeting between the Fighting Illini and Ohio State in the overall series dating back to 1902, and the 93rd contest for the Illibuck rivalry trophy which officially began 1924. It will be Illinois' first visit to Columbus since 2017.

Ohio State has won 10 straight in the series dating back to Illinois' upset over #1-ranked Ohio State in Columbus in 2007.

Gus Johnson (play-by-play),

{From the Wikipedia: Augustus Cornelius Johnson Jr. (born 1967 or 1968) is an American sportscaster. He is the lead play-by-play announcer for Fox Sports calling college football and college basketball. Prior to working with Fox, he was with CBS Sports. He also called select NBA playoff games for NBA on TNT and NBA TV. He is known for his highly enthusiastic and energetic style of playcalling.

Early life and education
Johnson was born in Detroit, Michigan. He is a Catholic. He graduated from the University of Detroit Jesuit High School and Academy in 1985, where he played baseball, basketball, and football. Johnson attended Howard University, where he played on the baseball team all four years and graduated in 1990 with a degree in political science.

In 2022, Johnson enrolled in Harvard University's Advanced Leadership Initiative. A documentary chronicling his progress in the yearlong program was subsequently broadcast on Fox Sports.}

Joel Klatt (analyst), and Jenny Taft (reporter) have the television broadcast streaming on FOX. The Busey Bank Illini Sports Network has the radio call with Brian Barnhart (play-by-play), Carey Davis (analyst), and Kevin Mitchell (sideline).

Notes
The Illinois Offense
• WR Collin Dixon is among the top wide receivers in the nation:
    » National leader in receiving touchdowns (7), the only player in the nation with seven receiving touchdowns
    » First Big Ten player with seven receiving TDs through three games since 2004 (Taylor Stubblefield, Purdue)
    » Broke Illinois' Gies Memorial Stadium record for receiving touchdowns in a season (7)
    » Three touchdown receptions away from tying Illinois' single-season record of 10
    » Fourth in the nation and second in the Big Ten in receptions (25)
    » Sixth in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receiving yards (367)
    » Fourth in the nation in total touchdowns (7), one back from three running backs tied for first with eight
• QB Katin Houser ranks 10th in the nation in ESPN's QBR metric (87.2) and ranks among the nation's top 20 quarterbacks in completion percentage (10th, 74.1), passing touchdowns (15th, 8), and passing efficiency (18th, 180.3).
• In the season-opening win over UAB, Houser had the eighth-best passing efficiency in a game in program history and the best ever in an Illini debut (224.6).
• WR Hudson Clement has caught a pass in 30 straight games, the sixth-longest active streak in the nation.
• Due to injuries, Illinois has been forced to start three different right guards through three games: Brandon Henderson, TJ McMIllen, and Champ Smith. Stanford is the only other team in the nation to have an OL spot with three starters through the team's first three games (also right guard).

The Illinois Defense
• DL Will Holmes is second in the nation among interior defensive linemen with a 22.2% pressure rate (data by PFF). Holmes ranks third in the nation among interior defensive linemen in total pressures (12).
• DB Matthew Bailey is the only player in the nation returning after leading his team in tackles in 2024 and 2025. Bailey is Illinois' second-leading tackler this season with 14.
• Bailey had an 88-yard interception return for a touchdown against Southern Illinois, the 9th-longest interception return in Illinois history and the 9th-longest interception return in Gies Memorial Stadium history (by either Illinois or an opponent).

The Battle for the Illibuck
• Saturday marks the 105th meeting between the Fighting Illini and Ohio State in the overall series dating back to 1902, and the 92nd contest for the Illibuck rivalry trophy which officially began in 1924. 
• The Illibuck is the second-oldest rivalry trophy in the Big Ten, behind only The Little Brown Jug (Michigan-Minnesota) which dates back to 1909.
• "Illibuck" was a live turtle, but he died in 1926 and was replaced by a series of wooden replicas inscribed with the winning score following each matchup. The current trophy is Illibuck XI.
• Ohio State leads the overall series 70-30-4 with a 66-24-2 advantage in the battle for the Illibuck. {YIKES!}
• The two programs met on the gridiron every year from 1914 to 2002, and again for 11 straight seasons from 2005 to 2015. OSU's scheduled visit to Champaign, Nov. 28, 2020, was canceled because of an elevated number of COVID-19 cases within the Buckeyes' program.
• Illinois' last win over the Buckeyes was in 2007. It marked the first time the Illini beat a top-ranked team since 1956. The victory ended OSU's 29-game regular-season winning streak and 21-game Big Ten win streak. The Illini rushed for 260 yards against a Buckeyes defense that came in allowing just 65 yards per game on the ground. Rashard Mendenhall set an Illinois season record (1,402 yards at the end of the game) with 88 yards on 26 carries. Juice Williams threw for four touchdowns and led Illinois on a 16-play drive lasting the final 8:09 to close out the win.
• Ohio State has won 10 straight over Illinois dating back to 2007.

Weather! Over to Mr. Roberts.
(https://i.postimg.cc/SnVv3RHk/Mr-Roberts3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SnVv3RHk)

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Mr. Roberts: Hey Dr. Jones, no time for love! Onto the weather!

Game time:
64°
RealFeel® 70°
rain drop 0%
Sunny
RealFeel Shade™ 62°
Wind N 7 mph
Air Quality Fair
Max UV Index 4.5 (Moderate)

No one will care after the 1st quarter, but here is the rest of the game:
1 PM
67°
RealFeel® 71°
rain drop0%
Sunny
RealFeel Shade™ 64°
Wind N 7 mph
Air Quality Fair
Max UV Index 4.8 (Moderate)

2 PM
70°
RealFeel® 73°
rain drop0%
Sunny
RealFeel Shade™ 67°
Wind N 8 mph
Air Quality Fair
Max UV Index 4.5 (Moderate)

3 PM
72°
RealFeel® 75°
rain drop0%
Sunny
RealFeel Shade™ 69°
Wind N 8 mph
Max UV Index 3.7 (Moderate)
Wind Gusts 17 mph

Gambling with Jimmy the Greek:
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Brent: Greek, you messed up last week.
Jimmy: Yep, SIU sucks worse than I thought. Did have the over at least.
Brent: What do you have for us this week?
Jimmy: Pain for the Illini. Line opened Illini +28, the Illini +2050! on the money line, and o/u at 53.5. The sharps have bet it down to +27 or +27.5 and the o/u up to 54. Illini 1-2 ATS. OSU 3-0 ATS. Bet the house on Ohio State and the over. Ohio State will ass fuck Brett Bielema's Illini like Custard and Jobu do to their ladies!

Tempo's Kompendium of Krap this week sponsored by The Lion's Den! Off of I-57 near Beautiful Buckley it is the provider of butt plugs for Mrs. Custard!

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Uh, Tempo, according to The Yelp, the location in Buckley is closed. The Yelp reviews are hilarious though.

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The hot NFL news on The Twotter is that the New York Football Giants will trade for Justin Fields! You should grab him now for your Fantasy Football leagues while you have the chance!

I highly recommend Chili's for a first date. Their margaritas and queso are a staple for first dates. The Presidente Margarita at Chili's is a signature cocktail made with Lunazul Reposado Tequila, Citrónge Extra Fine Orange Liqueur, and E&J Brandy!

Yes, the margarita/queso/first date line is from an actual quote of Tempo's about Chili's.....I am no Adam Hoge twisting Tempo's quotes!

No tailgate segment as I will not be in attendance this week.....

Go Illini!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 25, 2026, 02:30:34 PM
Love it, PMAN!

See you Saturday in Lot 46!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 25, 2026, 10:49:19 PM
Let the assraping begin
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 26, 2026, 07:07:54 AM
The Dook loss hurt more than this one will. Bring seat cushions for the plane ride home and turn the page.

"DL Will Holmes is second in the nation among interior defensive linemen with a 22.2% pressure rate (data by PFF). Holmes ranks third in the nation among interior defensive linemen in total pressures (12)."
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 11:34:23 AM
Fucking holding or pass interference on Ohio State that isn’t called. Such bullshit…

Clear pull on his jersey…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: illinicalvin on September 26, 2026, 11:46:38 AM
Good morning all. Our secondary appears to suck.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 11:48:47 AM
Nice response…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 11:49:27 AM
Good morning all. Our secondary appears to suck.

Not that it doesn’t, but Jeremiah Smith might be the best to ever play wide receiver at Ohio State…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 26, 2026, 11:59:59 AM
Good morning all. Our secondary appears to suck.

Not to say that it doesn’t but our o line getting punked too
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 26, 2026, 12:00:16 PM
Our punter though…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 26, 2026, 12:05:55 PM
Fuck me
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 12:06:18 PM
Missed fucking tackles!!!!! 😡
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 26, 2026, 12:16:39 PM
When it’s 4th and 2, they decide to go for it, get a false start and still go for it, says a lot

Especially when they make it
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 12:27:36 PM
When it’s 4th and 2, they decide to go for it, get a false start and still go for it, says a lot

Especially when they make it

We’ve had a lot of opportunities to make the stops and just came up short…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 01:51:09 PM
So you’re telling me there’s a chance…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 26, 2026, 01:52:45 PM
We’ve had a lot of opportunities to make the stops and just came up short…

(https://i.postimg.cc/Qtgb5zn7/IMG-8548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8J5MgZGk)
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 26, 2026, 02:27:03 PM
So you’re telling me there’s a chance…

Nope lol…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 26, 2026, 02:32:36 PM
Had this one pegged as a 63-7 rout for OSU so I’m pleasantly surprised that it’s “only” 42-19.

Now the job is to find 4 more wins in the schedule
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: illinicalvin on September 26, 2026, 02:53:45 PM
Went about as expected. Best QB/WR combo we'll see all season but 6-6 is going to take a bit of work with the remaining schedule.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 26, 2026, 03:39:55 PM
That’s it. Not coming out next week. Going to the Bronco game instead
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 26, 2026, 03:54:12 PM
A 4th stringer at right guard and 460 yards  got us a loss that everyone expected.
Beat Purdue.

Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 26, 2026, 04:24:39 PM
After watching the SIU game I realized we're not very good and the results today were pretty expected. We are gonna struggle to make a bowl. I think Ohio State is also not very good compared to their usual teams.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: illiniray on September 26, 2026, 11:55:22 PM
I was watching on Fox 32. They ran a creepy, ominous pro-Trump campaign ad paid for by the US government. I guess they are calling it a PSA.

Anyone else see that?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Custard on September 27, 2026, 01:35:18 AM
OSU is not a playoff team right now

If Houser could throw a ball with some touch and our receivers could hold on to the ones he put on their facemasks this would have been a nail biter despite our shit defense.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Custard on September 27, 2026, 01:42:16 AM
Insert standard disclaimer here....

Weather! Over to Mr. Roberts.
(https://i.postimg.cc/SnVv3RHk/Mr-Roberts3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SnVv3RHk)

Gambling with Jimmy the Greek:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Q9VC1BZ7/James-the-Greek.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Q9VC1BZ7)

Tempo's Kompendium of Krap this week sponsored by The Lion's Den! Off of I-57 near Beautiful Buckley it is the provider of butt plugs for Mrs. Custard!

Uh, Tempo, according to The Yelp, the location in Buckley is closed. The Yelp reviews are hilarious though.

Yes, the margarita/queso/first date line is from an actual quote of Tempo's about Chili's.....I am no Adam Hoge twisting Tempo's quotes!

No tailgate segment as I will not be in attendance this week.....

Go Illini!

Hot damn, was just talking about the Lion’s Den in Buckley a few nights ago.

These pregame posts always hit home with the references to my old stomping grounds-ish areas!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 27, 2026, 05:51:17 AM
Braylen Trimble will complete those catches next year, but next year doesn't help this year.
Matthew Bailey had a great game. Unfortunately, the db's were missing or making all of the tackles.
Beat PU.
Beat MSU.
Beat Md.
Beat NU.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 27, 2026, 09:56:27 AM
Hot damn, was just talking about the Lion’s Den in Buckley a few nights ago.

These pregame posts always hit home with the references to my old stomping grounds-ish areas!

I just drove by it on the way back from Chicago with the girlfriend and joked that we should stop there…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Custard on September 27, 2026, 11:24:37 AM
I just drove by it on the way back from Chicago with the girlfriend and joked that we should stop there…

It was basically a rite of passage in that area to go there the day you turned 18. There was a big inflatable dick in the middle of the store back then with a sharpie on a string taped to it. The day I turned 18 I went in and saw one of my classmate’s dad’s signatures front and center. He was a state trooper that had some run-ins with soliciting sexual favors from women to get out of tickets.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Judge Judy on September 27, 2026, 12:31:16 PM
It was basically a rite of passage in that area to go there the day you turned 18. There was a big inflatable dick in the middle of the store back then with a sharpie on a string taped to it. The day I turned 18 I went in and saw one of my classmate’s dad’s signatures front and center. He was a state trooper that had some run-ins with soliciting sexual favors from women to get out of tickets.

That’s why I didn’t become a cop… 😂
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 27, 2026, 03:20:48 PM
That’s why I didn’t become a cop… 😂
Good thinkin
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 27, 2026, 06:02:37 PM
Houck gone. Will coach the defense for food.....
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: illiniray on September 27, 2026, 06:07:46 PM
Houck gone. Will coach the defense for food.....

sorry if posted. There were times yesterday we had only 9 players on defense
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 27, 2026, 06:31:24 PM
Bielema just put a couple, or a few, more hats on.
Wear them well.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: ThePAMan on September 27, 2026, 06:33:07 PM
sorry if posted. There were times yesterday we had only 9 players on defense

Golden Era of 9-man football?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Custard on September 27, 2026, 07:24:53 PM
RIP Golden Era

We barely knew thee
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: illiniray on September 27, 2026, 07:37:22 PM
maybe a new dc can count and communicate. not only the wrong number of defenders on the field, they didn't  know the play..
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: chimpanzee on September 27, 2026, 07:37:40 PM
sorry if posted. There were times yesterday we had only 9 players on defense

https://x.com/TheFieldPass/status/2104332284853633440?s=20


U of Montana FB board:

https://egriz.com/threads/coach-hauck-at-illinois.100512/page-20

https://egriz.com/threads/hauck-done-at-illinois.100939/
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 27, 2026, 08:15:27 PM

Tempo's Kompendium of Krap this week sponsored by The Lion's Den! Off of I-57 near Beautiful Buckley it is the provider of butt plugs for Mrs. Custard!


Mrs. Custard!?? Mazel Tov!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: chimpanzee on September 27, 2026, 11:15:21 PM
End of OSU game, is that Josh Whitman (AD) walking next to Brett Bielema?

https://x.com/glenn_kinley/status/2103932765611622539?s=20
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 28, 2026, 06:38:02 PM
RIP Golden Era

We barely knew thee

Too soon to say.  We deserve the benefit of the doubt till after both seasons. 
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 29, 2026, 03:25:32 PM
Hauck had to go, really should have never been hired to begin with. I’m stunned they pulled the trigger this early though.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: Reacher on September 29, 2026, 03:29:42 PM
End of OSU game, is that Josh Whitman (AD) walking next to Brett Bielema?

https://x.com/glenn_kinley/status/2103932765611622539?s=20

Appears so.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 29, 2026, 03:52:30 PM
Hauck had to go, really should have never been hired to begin with. I’m stunned they pulled the trigger this early though.
Yes
Maybe, maybe not.
Yes. Early in the game I had mentioned to friends that I would be surprised if he was retained. Bielema didn't mince words about the defense after the game.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: murphstahoe on September 30, 2026, 04:50:23 PM
The GOP Senator from Missouri has solved it. The Illini Defense was at a Milwaukee Bucks game.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: No one in Mn on September 30, 2026, 08:49:02 PM
AI.

For Illinois football (2–2, through Sept. 26, 2026):

Time of possession: 27:11 per game — 125th nationally among 138 FBS teams.
College Football Ratings

Pass defense: 255.0 passing yards allowed per game — 119th nationally. Illinois has allowed 1,020 passing yards in four games.
fightingillini.com


So, in national ranking terms: TOP 125th, pass defense 119th.
College Football Ratings

Not ideal.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
Post by: ridingthegrange on October 06, 2026, 04:45:04 PM
Too soon to say.  We deserve the benefit of the doubt till after both seasons.


On second thought, at least we have hoops.