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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: ThePAMan on October 06, 2025, 04:24:42 PM

Title: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 06, 2025, 04:24:42 PM
We apparently need a separate thread....

Maybe Hal9000 will chime in with possible cures....
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Jobu on October 06, 2025, 04:29:13 PM
High blood pressure
Orthostatic low blood pressure
Gout
Plantar fasciitis (with tear)
Heart arrhythmia
Non sustained ventricular tachycardia
Asthma
Gallbladder (gone lol)

I think that's about it...
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Jobu on October 06, 2025, 04:41:11 PM
Oh. Sleep apnea. That too
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 04:57:22 PM
I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.

surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx

If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)

Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Murph’s Dog on October 06, 2025, 04:58:26 PM
Kidney stones
Sleep apnea (undiagnosed)
ADD (undiagnosed)
General aches and soreness
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Murph’s Dog on October 06, 2025, 04:59:58 PM
I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.

surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx

If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)

Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.

All those bike accidents
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Murph’s Dog on October 06, 2025, 05:00:41 PM
41 is absurdly low. I was about 54 last I checked burn that was a good while ago
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 05:01:06 PM
All those bike accidents

are they really accidents when you push the limit? YOLO
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Murph’s Dog on October 06, 2025, 05:02:21 PM
If I had to guess, I’d bet we’re all a little ADD.
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Custard on October 06, 2025, 05:16:45 PM
Diverticulitis that is managed pretty well through diet but flares up every few years, usually when traveling. Thanks, Standard American Diet!

Pretty fortunate outside of that. No prescriptions except for when I get sick or something. Knock on wood. But I work hard at being relatively healthy. Some aches and pains occasionally due to old sports injuries, usually when I’m training hard and aggravate something.
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 05:21:04 PM
If I had to guess, I’d bet we’re all a little ADD.

it's on the application for Illinois
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Hal9000 on October 06, 2025, 05:53:01 PM
High blood pressure
Orthostatic low blood pressure
Gout
Plantar fasciitis (with tear)
Heart arrhythmia
Non sustained ventricular tachycardia
Asthma
Gallbladder (gone lol)

I think that's about it...

You may want to take your meds and not do things to aggravate your blood pressure.
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Hal9000 on October 06, 2025, 05:53:53 PM
I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.

surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx

If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)

Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.

Peloton
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Hal9000 on October 06, 2025, 05:54:56 PM
Kidney stones
Sleep apnea (undiagnosed)
ADD (undiagnosed)
General aches and soreness

Keep away from ThePAMan and you will live a longer life
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: ILLove1997 on October 06, 2025, 06:18:36 PM
Oh. Sleep apnea. That too

Yeah I got that, sucks... working on it with a sleep doc, its getting better

Nothing else really other than allergies and occasional heartburn
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 08:43:05 PM
TDS
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Murph’s Dog on October 06, 2025, 10:38:54 PM
TDS

Samesies
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: illiniray on October 13, 2025, 07:06:18 PM
*Tonic-clonic seizures, aka grand mal epilepsy. Controlled by med
*Vestibular migraines. Controlled  by med.
*Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. Cured by physical  therapy.
*Mild sleep apnea
*Enlarged prostate,: treated with med
*High blood pressure: controlled with meds.
*Peripheral artery disease: treated with meds and physical therapy. monitored.
*Aortic valve replacement: monitored..
"Carpal tunnel syndrome pending
*Rotator cuff syndrome pending
"Leaky mitral valve: monitored
*Abdominal aortic aneurysm: monitored
*Third stage emphysema,: monitored
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Murph’s Dog on October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Jobu on October 31, 2025, 09:12:32 AM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.

Cramps are a bitch. That's why when football announcers say "oh, it's just a cramp", I'm like fuck you, man. That hurts like a mother fucker.

Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: ThePAMan on October 31, 2025, 01:32:01 PM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.

Did you sleep through the dog going to town on your butt?
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: Hal9000 on October 31, 2025, 04:01:35 PM
I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations).  Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.
Title: Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
Post by: murphstahoe on October 31, 2025, 06:26:07 PM
I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations).  Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.

probably switched to AMD