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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: ThePAMan on October 06, 2025, 04:24:42 PM
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We apparently need a separate thread....
Maybe Hal9000 will chime in with possible cures....
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High blood pressure
Orthostatic low blood pressure
Gout
Plantar fasciitis (with tear)
Heart arrhythmia
Non sustained ventricular tachycardia
Asthma
Gallbladder (gone lol)
I think that's about it...
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Oh. Sleep apnea. That too
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I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.
surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx
If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)
Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.
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Kidney stones
Sleep apnea (undiagnosed)
ADD (undiagnosed)
General aches and soreness
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I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.
surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx
If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)
Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.
All those bike accidents
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41 is absurdly low. I was about 54 last I checked burn that was a good while ago
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All those bike accidents
are they really accidents when you push the limit? YOLO
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If I had to guess, I’d bet we’re all a little ADD.
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Diverticulitis that is managed pretty well through diet but flares up every few years, usually when traveling. Thanks, Standard American Diet!
Pretty fortunate outside of that. No prescriptions except for when I get sick or something. Knock on wood. But I work hard at being relatively healthy. Some aches and pains occasionally due to old sports injuries, usually when I’m training hard and aggravate something.
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If I had to guess, I’d bet we’re all a little ADD.
it's on the application for Illinois
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High blood pressure
Orthostatic low blood pressure
Gout
Plantar fasciitis (with tear)
Heart arrhythmia
Non sustained ventricular tachycardia
Asthma
Gallbladder (gone lol)
I think that's about it...
You may want to take your meds and not do things to aggravate your blood pressure.
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I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.
surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx
If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)
Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.
Peloton
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Kidney stones
Sleep apnea (undiagnosed)
ADD (undiagnosed)
General aches and soreness
Keep away from ThePAMan and you will live a longer life
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Oh. Sleep apnea. That too
Yeah I got that, sucks... working on it with a sleep doc, its getting better
Nothing else really other than allergies and occasional heartburn
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TDS
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TDS
Samesies
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*Tonic-clonic seizures, aka grand mal epilepsy. Controlled by med
*Vestibular migraines. Controlled by med.
*Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. Cured by physical therapy.
*Mild sleep apnea
*Enlarged prostate,: treated with med
*High blood pressure: controlled with meds.
*Peripheral artery disease: treated with meds and physical therapy. monitored.
*Aortic valve replacement: monitored..
"Carpal tunnel syndrome pending
*Rotator cuff syndrome pending
"Leaky mitral valve: monitored
*Abdominal aortic aneurysm: monitored
*Third stage emphysema,: monitored
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So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.
It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.
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So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.
It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.
Cramps are a bitch. That's why when football announcers say "oh, it's just a cramp", I'm like fuck you, man. That hurts like a mother fucker.
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So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.
It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.
Did you sleep through the dog going to town on your butt?
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I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations). Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.
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I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations). Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.
probably switched to AMD