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General Category => Allow Yourself to Introduce...Yourself => Topic started by: Cinimod on December 06, 2020, 12:38:17 AM

Title: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Cinimod on December 06, 2020, 12:38:17 AM
So glad to be here.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on December 27, 2022, 12:04:15 PM
So glad to be here.

Apparently not. Never heard of this guy. Didn’t stick around long.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: ILLove1997 on December 27, 2022, 01:55:57 PM
Apparently not. Never heard of this guy. Didn’t stick around long.

well that's dominic backwards so no big loss there
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on December 27, 2022, 02:21:15 PM
well that's dominic backwards so no big loss there

Good catch!
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: IVMP on December 29, 2022, 11:15:17 AM
Wasn't there someone -- maybe even that guy -- who pointed out that Opmet was Tempo spelled backward?
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on December 29, 2022, 11:13:01 PM
Wasn't there someone -- maybe even that guy -- who pointed out that Opmet was Tempo spelled backward?

If I remember correctly, that was one of my mults that lasted like 1-2 days. Kind of like NotTempo34.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: IVMP on January 09, 2023, 02:59:28 PM
Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: ThePAMan on January 09, 2023, 03:47:52 PM
Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Wow. You should make a video of this song.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Judge Judy on January 09, 2023, 03:48:51 PM
Or let Dom record it!
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: ThePAMan on January 09, 2023, 04:10:34 PM
I have to say that is really funny...
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: ThePAMan on January 09, 2023, 04:21:59 PM
Pretty sad that it is only Jan 9th and we already have the post of the year for 2023.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Custard on January 10, 2023, 12:05:37 AM
Only Illinikvn can top this.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 14, 2023, 02:51:17 AM
Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

That’s actually quite good. Kudos.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 14, 2023, 02:55:49 AM
It’s odd though, that after all this time IVMP developed such a hard on for me. I barely noticed him until I poked fun of him for being confounded by predicted win percentages. Touchy subject for him, I guess.

But that song is badass! Really well done. Far better than any 3-5, Reggie Theus, Mark Smith joke ever was.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Custard on January 14, 2023, 10:21:21 AM
That song is peak HQ and is as such a national treasure
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: IVMP on January 14, 2023, 10:35:10 AM
It’s odd though, that after all this time IVMP developed such a hard on for me. I barely noticed him until I poked fun of him for being confounded by predicted win percentages. Touchy subject for him, I guess.

But that song is badass! Really well done. Far better than any 3-5, Reggie Theus, Mark Smith joke ever was.

And the broken windmill turns. This has to be the 4th or 5th post where Temp0 conveniently ignores his creation of a sockpuppet to chase me through the NFL thread. Apparently he still thinks no one figured out that clever ruse.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 14, 2023, 11:13:03 AM
That song is peak HQ and is as such a national treasure

It’s quality work, I have to admit. Couldn’t have seen that coming from someone who ordinarily barely makes any sense. Must have been hanging out on a mountain top with Aaron Rodgers.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 14, 2023, 11:14:01 AM
And the broken windmill turns. This has to be the 4th or 5th post where Temp0 conveniently ignores his creation of a sockpuppet to chase me through the NFL thread. Apparently he still thinks no one figured out that clever ruse.

You? If you think you’re the one I’ve been chasing you’re really really confused.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 14, 2023, 11:14:47 AM
And the broken windmill turns. This has to be the 4th or 5th post where Temp0 conveniently ignores his creation of a sockpuppet to chase me through the NFL thread. Apparently he still thinks no one figured out that clever ruse.

Literally everyone has figured it out. It’s baked into the bit.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 14, 2023, 03:18:38 PM
That’s actually quite good. Kudos.

None of it actually true but the “Turns his brain off, Carries Fields home” line is awesome.

I won the most hotly debated topic in football forum history. Alone on an island (maybe the PAMan saw my side back before he apparently sustained brain damage). My football bona fides are established.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: IVMP on January 14, 2023, 03:27:08 PM
You? If you think you’re the one I’ve been chasing you’re really really confused.

Maybe that wasn't the original intention, but you penciled it into your agenda.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: ThePAMan on January 14, 2023, 04:18:48 PM
None of it actually true but the “Turns his brain off, Carries Fields home” line is awesome.

I won the most hotly debated topic in football forum history. Alone on an island (maybe the PAMan saw my side back before he apparently sustained brain damage). My football bona fides are established.

Don't get hurt patting yourself on the back.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Reacher on January 15, 2023, 03:23:30 AM
Don't get hurt patting yourself on the back.

Already got hurt taking the star off the top of the tree. Already taken care of. When did you turn into such a shit poster?
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: Custard on January 15, 2023, 11:36:21 PM
It’s quality work, I have to admit. Couldn’t have seen that coming from someone who ordinarily barely makes any sense. Must have been hanging out on a mountain top with Aaron Rodgers.

I think JJ was pretty spot on with the Rainman comment.
Title: Re: Hey Shitbirds
Post by: IVMP on January 17, 2023, 09:11:36 AM
I think JJ was pretty spot on with the Rainman comment.

I think your drug mix needs to be adjusted.