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Hey Shitbirds
« on: December 06, 2020, 12:38:17 AM »
So glad to be here.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2022, 12:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Cinimod on December 06, 2020, 12:38:17 AM
So glad to be here.

Apparently not. Never heard of this guy. Didn’t stick around long.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2022, 01:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on December 27, 2022, 12:04:15 PM
Apparently not. Never heard of this guy. Didn’t stick around long.

well that's dominic backwards so no big loss there
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2025 - Pot stirrer of the year
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2022, 02:21:15 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on December 27, 2022, 01:55:57 PM
well that's dominic backwards so no big loss there

Good catch!
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2022, 11:15:17 AM »
Wasn't there someone -- maybe even that guy -- who pointed out that Opmet was Tempo spelled backward?
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Nichi claims a guard with a 1.3 assist-to-TO ratio is a good passer.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2022, 11:13:01 PM »
Quote from: IVMP on December 29, 2022, 11:15:17 AM
Wasn't there someone -- maybe even that guy -- who pointed out that Opmet was Tempo spelled backward?

If I remember correctly, that was one of my mults that lasted like 1-2 days. Kind of like NotTempo34.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2023, 02:59:28 PM »
Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2023, 03:47:52 PM »
Quote from: IVMP on January 09, 2023, 02:59:28 PM
Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Wow. You should make a video of this song.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2023, 03:48:51 PM »
Or let Dom record it!
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2023, 04:10:34 PM »
I have to say that is really funny...
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2023, 04:21:59 PM »
Pretty sad that it is only Jan 9th and we already have the post of the year for 2023.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2023, 12:05:37 AM »
Only Illinikvn can top this.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2023, 02:51:17 AM »
Quote from: IVMP on January 09, 2023, 02:59:28 PM
Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah
Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blar-blah blah blah

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

Still a buzzkill
He is no thrill
The fright will go on
Our broken windmill

That’s actually quite good. Kudos.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2023, 02:55:49 AM »
It’s odd though, that after all this time IVMP developed such a hard on for me. I barely noticed him until I poked fun of him for being confounded by predicted win percentages. Touchy subject for him, I guess.

But that song is badass! Really well done. Far better than any 3-5, Reggie Theus, Mark Smith joke ever was.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2023, 10:21:21 AM »
That song is peak HQ and is as such a national treasure
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