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Re: corporate life
« Reply #180 on: July 27, 2023, 07:21:49 AM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on July 27, 2023, 07:01:10 AM
Nothing better than opening up that laptop and getting straight to work!!

FOCUSED

DETERMINATION

SATISFACTION


Dressed appropriately, I'm sure.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #181 on: July 27, 2023, 07:35:18 AM »
Quote from: Mn on July 27, 2023, 07:21:49 AM
Dressed appropriately, I'm sure.

Of course
How you dress is how you perform at work
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #182 on: July 27, 2023, 07:45:43 AM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on July 27, 2023, 07:35:18 AM
Of course
How you dress is how you perform at work
Let's not get carried away here.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #183 on: July 27, 2023, 08:02:57 AM »
My favorite co worker called off
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #184 on: July 27, 2023, 01:13:53 PM »
ihave a meeting at 330 with my supervisor
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #185 on: July 27, 2023, 01:50:54 PM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on July 27, 2023, 01:13:53 PM
ihave a meeting at 330 with my supervisor

Do you have a box big enough to bring the personal items in your desk home? If not, get one and have it packed up before the meeting. Just in case.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #186 on: July 27, 2023, 01:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on July 26, 2023, 03:49:42 PM
I’d like to break your fucking face.

I chuckled again today when I thought about this one.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #187 on: July 27, 2023, 02:06:19 PM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on July 27, 2023, 01:13:53 PM
ihave a meeting at 330 with my supervisor

It should be a short meeting.  Someone from security will be there to escort you out of the building.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #188 on: July 27, 2023, 02:08:59 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on July 27, 2023, 01:54:53 PM
I chuckled again today when I thought about this one.

Yeah, that was amazing
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #189 on: July 27, 2023, 03:14:47 PM »
I expect a mea culpa written to your supervisor that you had a lapse in focus this afternoon. And that it won’t happen again.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #190 on: July 27, 2023, 03:16:04 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on July 27, 2023, 01:54:53 PM
I chuckled again today when I thought about this one.

Instant classic.
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« Reply #191 on: July 27, 2023, 03:34:00 PM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on July 26, 2023, 06:36:56 PM
Tomorrow I have 3 meetings all virtual.  Does that mean I will wear relaxed clothing?

NO!!!

I'm taking calls in a bathing suit at the pool.

Now let's compare results.

Maybe you need to rethink your strategy
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #192 on: July 27, 2023, 04:00:08 PM »
Great meeting! Working on a big account! Will have alone time tomorrow to focus on it.FOCUS

Not even gonna view tomorrow as Friday.  To me it's another work day!@@

THIS account is a TOP priority!! And I've been given it!!
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2023, 04:27:53 PM »
I bet it's the Penske file.
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Re: corporate life
« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2023, 06:06:24 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on July 27, 2023, 03:34:00 PM
I'm taking calls in a bathing suit at the pool.

Now let's compare results.

Maybe you need to rethink your strategy

I was getting head during a Zoom meeting 🤷🏻‍♂️ he definitely needs to rethink his strategy.
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