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The HQ2 Dating Game

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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2023, 01:30:24 PM »
Well, can't say we got any exciting information out of that question. So, bonus question:

Would you rather whip or be whipped?
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2023, 01:36:55 PM »
whip

 
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2023, 01:43:46 PM »
I'd give you bonus points for the Devo reference, but I'm not Karen.
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2023, 01:47:16 PM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on May 30, 2023, 01:36:55 PM
whip

 
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

Not a single misspelled word in this post.

Not sure how I feel about that.
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Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock. Priorities?!
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2023, 01:54:17 PM »
Three orange whips.
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2023, 02:28:29 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 30, 2023, 01:54:17 PM
Three orange whips.

Nice John Candy Blues Brothers reference, but I may have gone another route after Jasn's Devo reference.

Ok, Karen. You have seen the responses from our two remaining bachelors. Have you made a selection on whom you would want to come down to Florida to escort you to Stanley Cup Finals AND NBA Final games*?















*Solely contingent on the outcome of the GoFundMe we plan to run to fund the ticket purchase.
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #66 on: May 30, 2023, 02:33:12 PM »
We have Bachelor Sharethejuice a/k/a Jasn88Cub. He hails from the Lincoln, IL, area I believe.

We also have Bachelor Tempo34 a/k/a too many to list here. He lives in Itasca.

Tough choice here, Karen. But Dom likes both of them! Have you made your choice? Have you?
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2023, 11:36:46 AM »
Hopefully we did not lose Karen in the Dom Purge.
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2023, 09:13:22 PM »
Too bad I didn't have the Tempo Eats Ass info to ask about when Karen was still here.
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2023, 08:38:03 AM »
Is Karen still thinking?
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Re: The HQ2 Dating Game
« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2023, 10:24:19 AM »
Quote from: sharethejuice on June 15, 2023, 08:38:03 AM
Is Karen still thinking?

Jason needs to know if he can put the baby oil and toilet paper away…
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