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Official Tempo Strawman Thread

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Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« on: April 20, 2023, 05:32:08 PM »
Unfortunately this appears necessary. Copy Tempo's Strawman Posts and then paste them here. This should rival the length of the COVID thread in no time.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2023, 05:40:51 PM »
Unfortunately this appears necessary. Copy Tempo's Strawman Posts and then paste them here. This should rival the length of the COVID thread in no time.

Lol
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2023, 05:57:07 PM »
The guy who thinks you can’t enjoy a John Wick movie and also be against school shootings, and thinks listening to The Score is tantamount to being an insurrectionist is ripping others for creating strawmen. Only at the HQ, folks.

Besides being patently oblivious to what the term "strawman" means in context...

A: The issue with John Wick was not enjoying one and then being "against school shootings." Who the fuck is "for" school shootings (or than the shooter)? It is a commentary about his complaining about mass shootings at schools then going to see a movie glorifying mass shootings. This is a common theme in Tempo postings here.

B:  The issue with listening to The Score is that Tempo vehemently dislikes many Republicans and their politics. Ok, fine. He is not alone. Yet, he listens to station, The Score, thus generating ad dollars for The Score via ratings, that they use to pay the Ricketts tons of cash. The Ricketts then turn that cash into campaign contributions for the Republicans and their policies that he loathes.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2023, 06:06:21 PM »
Lol
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2023, 06:06:57 PM »
Did I finally break ThePAMan? Ironically, I wasn’t even trying.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2023, 06:19:18 PM »
Did you lose it over the trans athlete issue? Are you going to be next judge Judy checking out genitals before people enter bathrooms?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2023, 06:20:49 PM »
Did I finally break ThePAMan? Ironically, I wasn’t even trying.

No. Your Strawman March continues unabated.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2023, 06:24:07 PM »
But I’m thinking “maybe we should create their own category,” is definitely full on support for them competing against women. You got me there.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2023, 06:48:29 PM »
But I’m thinking “maybe we should create their own category,” is definitely full on support for them competing against women. You got me there.

"maybe" a key word, of course.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2023, 07:29:32 PM »
"maybe" a key word, of course.

Which definitely implies I unequivocally support biological men competing against women in sports.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2023, 10:23:20 PM »
Which definitely implies I unequivocally support biological men competing against women in sports.

Maybe. You might. Or, you might not.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2023, 10:34:12 PM »
Maybe. You might. Or, you might not.

I’m guessing you wouldn’t be surprised either way.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2023, 12:23:24 PM »
Besides being patently oblivious to what the term "strawman" means in context...

A: The issue with John Wick was not enjoying one and then being "against school shootings." Who the fuck is "for" school shootings (or than the shooter)? It is a commentary about his complaining about mass shootings at schools then going to see a movie glorifying mass shootings. This is a common theme in Tempo postings here.

B:  The issue with listening to The Score is that Tempo vehemently dislikes many Republicans and their politics. Ok, fine. He is not alone. Yet, he listens to station, The Score, thus generating ad dollars for The Score via ratings, that they use to pay the Ricketts tons of cash. The Ricketts then turn that cash into campaign contributions for the Republicans and their policies that he loathes.

Somehow, these do not classify as strawmen.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2023, 12:33:14 PM »
“How can you be so outraged by school shootings, yet go see a John Wick movie?! It just doesn’t make sense!” - ThePAMan
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2023, 12:45:49 PM »
This thread has great potential.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"