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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #675 on: May 26, 2023, 02:22:35 PM »
But I’m pretty sure you pointed at Oklahoma and Riley as a successful quarterback Factory.

Uh, I do not think so. I am not a "but it wouldn't surprise me..." guy. That's your shtick.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #676 on: May 26, 2023, 03:31:16 PM »
Uh, I do not think so. I am not a "but it wouldn't surprise me..." guy. That's your shtick.

And your schtick is telling me what my schtick is…it’s funny how I’m probably the only one here who routinely gets roasted for lukewarm takes.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2023, 03:33:35 PM by Tempo34 »
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #677 on: May 26, 2023, 04:09:22 PM »
And your schtick is telling me what my schtick is…it’s funny how I’m probably the only one here who routinely gets roasted for lukewarm takes.

You do put yourself out there, which is admirable.

Spark and you both roast me for a few of my takes quite a bit. I'm a man, I'm over 40, I can take it.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #678 on: May 26, 2023, 04:22:25 PM »
You do put yourself out there, which is admirable.

Spark and you both roast me for a few of my takes quite a bit. I'm a man, I'm over 40, I can take it.

My point was that I’m routinely roasted for my takes that aren’t even that hot or committal. I mean, I’ve been getting roasted daily for believing Justin Fields “could get better” for 9 months.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #679 on: May 26, 2023, 04:42:38 PM »
My point was that I’m routinely roasted for my takes that aren’t even that hot or committal. I mean, I’ve been getting roasted daily for believing Justin Fields “could get better” for 9 months.

I think you have gone beyond "could get better" in a few of your takes.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #680 on: May 26, 2023, 04:43:47 PM »
My point was that I’m routinely roasted for my takes that aren’t even that hot or committal.

You are not committed to your takes? Are you HQ2's Skip Bayless?
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #681 on: May 26, 2023, 05:07:13 PM »
I think you have gone beyond "could get better" in a few of your takes.

Ok, tell me what you’ve heard; or think you’ve heard.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #682 on: May 26, 2023, 07:29:38 PM »
Ok, tell me what you’ve heard; or think you’ve heard.

All you need to remember is that IVMP, RIP, wrote a parody song on the topic...mic drop....

Tempo's small things
Troll craft, poo flings
He breaks no tips
Ube ride, worst trip

Always, crap show
He is never in the know
Stalking, trolling
Obfuscating

Say it ain't so
He does not know
Turns his brain off
Carries Fields home

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All night, thoughts low
Posts suck, I know
Poles picked up draft picks for the Bears
More losses let us know he cares

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Still a buzzkill
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Our broken windmill
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #683 on: May 26, 2023, 09:11:05 PM »
Yep, far exceeded any post or thoughts you’ve ever had.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #684 on: May 26, 2023, 09:12:13 PM »
Can’t believe I missed it until now, but he stole most of that from Blink 182. Not nearly as impressive now.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #685 on: May 27, 2023, 04:44:53 AM »
Why Evans but not Hopkins? Isn't Hopkins but 1 year older?

I think Evans’ skillset better serves Fields. Bigger, more explosive. Still very good on all 3 levels, though. I think Hopkins is on the decline, and makes about 10 mil a year more than Evans. Didn’t realize Hopkins was cut,  though (apparently?). Hopkins to a team like KC or Jacksonville makes more sense than Chicago.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #686 on: May 27, 2023, 04:46:06 AM »
This seems to be the death knell for Kyler Murray. It appears the tank job for Caleb Williams is in full-go mode.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #687 on: May 27, 2023, 09:23:34 AM »
Can’t believe I missed it until now, but he stole most of that from Blink 182. Not nearly as impressive now.

LOL
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #688 on: May 27, 2023, 09:27:00 AM »
LOL

Still good work, but he was given the template.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #689 on: May 27, 2023, 09:29:13 AM »
Still good work, but he was given the template.

Of course. LOL.

Tempo not a fan of parody songs!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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