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Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!

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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2022, 04:36:09 PM »
I've sat through too many games there where the Illini would fuck up and incompetently try and run when they had the wind at their back and then would have to throw against the wind when the other team was scoring at will zipping the ball around with the wind at their back.

Did you watch them pass it 23 times down 20?
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2022, 04:38:26 PM »
Did you watch them pass it 23 times down 20?

They kept going 3 and out. So maybe 12 passes. They should have thrown 23 in each quarter the wind was at their backs.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2022, 06:18:34 PM »
Probably going to come up for the Purdue game if we take care of MSU.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2022, 08:10:43 AM »
It wouldn't surprise me if the spread increases further from the current 16 and half.  Of the 8 suspended, Michigan State will be without its three top defensive ends and two of its top-six defensive backs against Illinois. The other 3 don't play.

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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2022, 08:12:35 AM »
It wouldn't surprise me if the spread increases further from the current 16 and half.  Of the 8 suspended, Michigan State will be without its three top defensive ends and two of its top-six defensive backs against Illinois. The other 3 don't play.

That's where MSU screwed up.  If you're going to fight in the tunnel, don't fight with starters, or players that get playing time at all.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2022, 08:31:13 AM »
That's where MSU screwed up.  If you're going to fight in the tunnel, don't fight with starters, or players that get playing time at all.

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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2022, 09:20:14 AM »
It wouldn't surprise me if the spread increases further from the current 16 and half.  Of the 8 suspended, Michigan State will be without its three top defensive ends and two of its top-six defensive backs against Illinois. The other 3 don't play.

Doubt it will increase much. At a certain point, Vegas knows when to draw the line. Also, the weather is supposed to be complete crap, which will likely limit scoring and blowouts. If the forecast holds, I am wondering if the kickers will even be able to function outside close range.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2022, 09:24:31 AM »
I'm old enough to remember a game, maybe NU ? on a beautiful fall day. Seats in the upper deck, east stands.
Temperature probably upper 40s with a howling wind. The rain in the face was just icing on the cake.

I'll go one better. For an early November game, the temperature was about 20. The low that day was 8! I think it's still a record low for that day of the year.

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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2022, 09:25:45 AM »
Oct 29, 1988   Sat   Illinois   @   Minnesota   Big Ten   T   27   27

For some reason, I remember nothing from the game. I would have guessed Michigan St., but I think we played them at the end of the season to lock up a bowl bid. That 1988 team had to be the worst group ever to play in a bowl game.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2022, 11:40:16 AM »
Doubt it will increase much. At a certain point, Vegas knows when to draw the line. Also, the weather is supposed to be complete crap, which will likely limit scoring and blowouts. If the forecast holds, I am wondering if the kickers will even be able to function outside close range.

Not a bad point, but our passing game revolves around the short game, so might be able to throw a little.  Should be able to run the ball at will though.  When the rain starts will be key.

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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2022, 01:32:41 PM »
The Weather.com currently has rain >30% from 2AM through 10AM.  86% chance at 4AM. Wind 25-35mph and gusts over 40mph.

The Weather Bug has rain >30% from 2AM-4AM, 7AM-9AM. 50% chance at 8AM. Wind from 12-4.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2022, 01:35:08 PM »
The Weather.com currently has rain >30% from 2AM through 10AM.  86% chance at 4AM. Wind 25-35mph and gusts over 40mph.

The Weather Bug has rain >30% from 2AM-4AM, 7AM-9AM. 50% chance at 8AM. Wind from 12-4.

What does Parkins say about the weather on Saturday?
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2022, 01:38:02 PM »
VSIN line aggregator at o/u 40-41.5 and Illini -17

Original was o/u 46.5 and Illini -13.

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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2022, 01:38:41 PM »
What does Parkins say about the weather on Saturday?

Tempo really should be honored that we come up with this stuff on his behalf.
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Re: Hey Tempo, Dad's Day Illini Tackle Football Game Sat 11/5 v. MSU!
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2022, 02:00:03 PM »
Tempo really should be honored that we come up with this stuff on his behalf.

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