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The Greatness of Bret Bielema

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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2023, 09:33:22 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 08, 2023, 10:19:53 PM
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2023, 01:14:12 PM »
Quote from: FaninCa on September 09, 2023, 09:33:22 AM
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Well, at least not a pre-teen girl.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2023, 01:15:53 PM »
Disconcerting to see Coach Prime throw a team together and be competent versus what we have seen this year from Bielema. But hey, at least the Illini were able to substitute players last night without getting Too Many Men penalties or having to call timeouts. That was an improvement over week 1.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2023, 02:32:12 PM »
Unlike Tempo, Fox doesn't need a few more games to realize Bielema's squad sucks this year and they moved the pregame show next week from Champaign to Boulder. Hilarious
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2023, 02:35:24 PM »
People should be pissed that Deon Sanders can bring a competent team into Boulder while Bielema can't field a team that can block or tackle in year 3.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2023, 09:06:18 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 09, 2023, 02:35:24 PM
People should be pissed that Deon Sanders can bring a competent team into Boulder while Bielema can't field a team that can block or tackle in year 3.


ehh we blocked and tackled pretty well in year 2
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2023, 09:14:32 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on September 09, 2023, 09:06:18 PM

ehh we blocked and tackled pretty well in year 2

This is very much a “what have you done for me lately?” crowd. Lately, meaning last week.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2023, 09:17:44 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on September 09, 2023, 09:06:18 PM

ehh we blocked and tackled pretty well in year 2

With Lovie's guys
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2023, 09:44:25 PM »
Lol
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2023, 10:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on September 09, 2023, 09:44:25 PM
Lol

So they weren't Lovie's recruits?
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2023, 11:55:27 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 09, 2023, 10:34:36 PM
So they weren't Lovie's recruits?

By and large. But i just love how you have a million micro-narratives that ALWAYS perfectly support your larger narrative. You’ve literally got an out for every situation. EG:

Poles didn’t start tanking until he realized his quarterback was awful. He was so awful he tanked a season but didn’t bother replacing him or adding anyone significant to the quarterback room. Why?

Bryce Young: too short. CJ Stroud: Ohio State doesn’t produce good NFL quarterbacks. Anthony Richardson: sucks. Will Levis: sucks.

Derek Carr: sucks. Jimmy G: something about an injury and his contract. Also, he sucks. Baker Mayfield: he sucks.

You’ve literally said all of this. Again, the notion that a GM would tank a season because he thinks his quarterback sucks, and then turn around and do absolutely NOTHING to bring in competition or a replacement is theater of the absurd type shit. And all of your little micro-narratives serve your argument perfectly.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2023, 12:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on September 10, 2023, 11:55:27 AM
By and large. But i just love how you have a million micro-narratives that ALWAYS perfectly support your larger narrative. You’ve literally got an out for every situation. EG:

Poles didn’t start tanking until he realized his quarterback was awful. He was so awful he tanked a season but didn’t bother replacing him or adding anyone significant to the quarterback room. Why?

Bryce Young: too short. CJ Stroud: Ohio State doesn’t produce good NFL quarterbacks. Anthony Richardson: sucks. Will Levis: sucks.

Derek Carr: sucks. Jimmy G: something about an injury and his contract. Also, he sucks. Baker Mayfield: he sucks.

You’ve literally said all of this. Again, the notion that a GM would tank a season because he thinks his quarterback sucks, and then turn around and do absolutely NOTHING to bring in competition or a replacement is theater of the absurd type shit. And all of your little micro-narratives serve your argument perfectly.

We went over all of this via text message. I explained why he didn't replace the QB yet
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2023, 12:22:55 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 10, 2023, 12:21:03 PM
We went over all of this via text message. I explained why he didn't replace the QB yet

Yes, and I just recapped it.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2023, 12:23:56 PM »
There is no way a GM isn’t adding to the QB room (even if just a retread starter) if he was so dissatisfied with his QB that he decided to tank an entire season.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The Greatness of Bret Bielema
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2023, 12:24:49 PM »
That would be in effect choosing to tank two seasons. No GM is doing that on purpose.
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