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Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #60 on: Today at 11:21:56 PM »
Hold them to a fg and get 8 points.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #61 on: Today at 11:23:03 PM »
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Germans?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #62 on: Today at 11:24:21 PM »
Germans?
Forget it, I’m rolling

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #64 on: Today at 11:26:10 PM »
NOthings over to we say it's over

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #65 on: Today at 11:28:14 PM »
NOthings over to we say it's over

Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #66 on: Today at 11:29:58 PM »
He almost had his 3rd pick of the night. We have 3 for the year.,
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #67 on: Today at 11:37:30 PM »
Houser… dead

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #68 on: Today at 11:37:38 PM »
That game ended with the sound of a squishy fart

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #69 on: Today at 11:37:43 PM »
Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..

Houser, dead
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #70 on: Today at 11:38:49 PM »
UCLA tried to be a gracious host and hand us the game. We just simply could not get out of our own way.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #71 on: Today at 11:39:41 PM »
Clayton was called a gunslinger and we brought in the running qb to throw the ball. 🤷
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #72 on: Today at 11:40:24 PM »
Covered the spread!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #73 on: Today at 11:40:59 PM »
Clayton was called a gunslinger and we brought in the running qb to throw the ball. 🤷

Clayton has a hand, somehow. Wasn't from the MSU game.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ UCLA, Friday the 13th, 8PM CST, on FOX!
« Reply #74 on: Today at 11:44:28 PM »
Clayton was called a gunslinger and we brought in the running qb to throw the ball. 🤷

Illinois backup true freshman quarterback Michael Clayton II is sidelined with a bone bruise in his hand.
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