2026 NFL/Bears Prediction Thread

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2026 NFL/Bears Prediction Thread

« on: September 04, 2026, 01:03:02 PM »

Bills/Rams Super Bowl. Bills finally get it done. Lazy/rich DJ Moore SB MVP!

Getting less optimistic on the Bears just as the season starts. No Bryant, and WTF is going on with Kyler Gordon? Several guys dinged up. Rome left practice with a foot?

Much tougher schedule, late game magic probably evens out a bit. A lot of questions to answer, especially on defense. Offense may be the best in the league. Colston Loveland is 1st team All-Pro, Caleb has a good year.

But 9-8. I’ll set the bar modestly and hope to be surprised.

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Re: 2026 NFL/Bears Prediction Thread

« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2026, 02:16:23 PM »

Bears 17-0, but it would not surprise me if they went 0-17 or 8-9.

WK   OPPONENT
1   @Carolina - W
2   vs Minnesota -W
3   vs Philadelphia -L
4   vs New York Jet -W
5   @ Green Bay -L
6   @ Atlanta -W
7   vs New England -W
8   @ Seattle -L
9   vs Tampa Bay -L
10   BYE WEEK
11   vs New Orleans -W
12   @ Detroit -L
13   vs Jacksonville -L
14   @ Miami -W
15   @ Buffalo -L
16   vs Green Bay -L
17   vs Detroit -W
18   @ Minnesota -L

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Re: 2026 NFL/Bears Prediction Thread

« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2026, 02:18:29 PM »

Tempo's guy!

https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/nick-wright-danny-parkins-nfl-predictions-first-things-first.html

Nick Wright humiliates Danny Parkins for NFL predictions whiff on ‘First Things First’
"Covered in shame!"

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