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Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!

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Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« on: November 18, 2025, 01:03:38 PM »
Probably going to be cold and no one there. Formal write up to come next week!

Rack me. I'm out.

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« Last Edit: November 22, 2025, 09:46:39 PM by ThePAMan »
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2025, 10:31:19 PM »
If the high temperature of the day is forecast to be above 60 degrees (48 American hours before kickoff) I will come to the game and personally buy up to 20 shitty horseshoe seats for HQ2 brethren and pass them out at ThePAThey’s carb-and-alcohol-heavy Tailgreat.

No merch, no autographs, please.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2025, 07:09:31 AM »
I like carbs.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2025, 07:16:00 AM »
This will be tough

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2025, 07:58:17 AM »
Forecast high for the 28th is upper 20s.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2025, 10:17:08 AM »
Forecast high for the 28th is upper 20s.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2025, 04:06:03 PM »
Mr. Roberts may be forecasting snow if he decides to chime in....
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2025, 04:48:28 PM »
I hear it's going to be west side seating for the trophy game.
NU fans wouldn't travel.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2025, 04:57:05 PM »
Tried to head down. Turned back at 294/55. Thought that if 294 sucked, how bad would 57 be? Didn't see a single plow on 290, 294, or 55. Thanks, Pritzker!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2025, 05:15:52 PM »
Tried to head down. Turned back at 294/55. Thought that if 294 sucked, how bad would 57 be? Didn't see a single plow on 290, 294, or 55. Thanks, Pritzker!
Hey, you tried.
Is 10" for C-U correct ?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2025, 06:40:05 PM »
This will be tough

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going"

I think NW has this..

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2025, 06:48:44 PM »
A snow bowl in a near-empty stadium for a game that has almost no real consequence to either team. And we fail to score after running the ball well early

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2025, 06:50:28 PM »
No FG’s in this game…
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2025, 07:32:16 PM »
Simply amazing how wide open the Wildcats receivers are.   
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host NU on Sat 11/29 at 6:30PM(!) on Fox!
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2025, 07:32:33 PM »
Our D is ass.