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Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2025, 12:37:13 PM »
can't you people just enjoy this?

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2025, 12:37:49 PM »
One of my favorite things to come out of the 2024 Illini football season was the idea that when we build the Bert statue in front of Memorial Stadium that he needs to be doing this pose.

haha yes
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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2025, 12:39:04 PM »
And then spend most of his time blowing the completely incompetent Bears organization out the other side of his mouth.

His love of mediocre black QB's knows no bounds
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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2025, 12:39:52 PM »
Idk. I think backhanded compliments from Uber drivers are quite relevant.
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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2025, 12:46:04 PM »
His love of mediocre black QB's knows no bounds

And mediocre black college basketball coaches
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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2025, 12:55:46 PM »
I especially loved it when Bert dumb luck’d his way to a high profile New Year’s Eve bowl win against a hot SEC program.

I was good with the hire FTR. Didn’t kike him in a personal level, but at least he was a real college football coach with a record of some success in high level college football.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2025, 12:57:22 PM »
It was inevitable you guys would go there.   
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2025, 12:58:26 PM »
I was good with the hire FTR. Didn’t kike him in a personal level, but at least he was a real college football coach with a record of some success in high level college football.

I remember being a bit underwhelmed, but then I quickly remembered that this is Illinois football.

The fact that he has us in the top 10 in the fucking country has me pretty excited. I don't even care about nut punches at this point. We're on house money lol
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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2025, 12:59:21 PM »
It was inevitable you guys would go there.

Nah. Just me. I have zero respect for you. Sorry. Can't help it.
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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2025, 12:59:44 PM »
You’re right, I should be licking Whitman’s nuts a little harder since he turned the football program around in only 8-9 years. Let’s hope our newfound glory days last longer than Zook’s.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2025, 01:01:16 PM »
You’re right, I should be licking Whitman’s nuts a little harder since he turned the football program around in only 8-9 years. Let’s hope our newfound glory days last longer than Zook’s.

i'm pretty optimistic, here, we've lost a LOT of Sunday level players while Bielema has been here, and it looks like the engine is still humming. Then again, in Zook's last year, we started 6-0 and ended 6-6


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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2025, 01:04:33 PM »
And mediocre black college basketball coaches

You could easily argue Shaka has had more success than Bret Bielema. I’m also the guy who loved mediocre white college basketball coaches too, as I badly wanted Archie Miller before IU hired him. But please continue…
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2025, 01:14:35 PM »
A desperate AD took a shot on a washed out coach, and it’s paid off pretty well up to this point. It was said AD’s second shot on such a coach. If any of you have a problem with what I said, suck it. But that’s exactly what happened. Kudos to Whitman on making the hire
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2025, 01:18:45 PM »
Never let it be said that Illini fans don’t do nouveau riche as well as anyone.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Guenther Lite Appreciation Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2025, 01:19:41 PM »
What are you so fucking mad about?
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