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ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?

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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #90 on: June 12, 2025, 10:19:30 AM »
He's going to come back to haunt us
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #91 on: June 12, 2025, 12:18:12 PM »
He's going to come back to haunt us

Dude is an excellent banger, but he is still a banger. If Michigan gets him to accept that role; they gotta player.
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #92 on: June 12, 2025, 12:30:51 PM »
Dude is an excellent banger, but he is still a banger. If Michigan gets him to accept that role; they gotta player.

So you don't think he will haunt us, but it wouldn't surprise you if he did?
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #93 on: June 12, 2025, 01:01:07 PM »
So you don't think he will haunt us, but it wouldn't surprise you if he did?

I guess at end of the season his father was not going to accept his role here either way.


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"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors."

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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #96 on: June 16, 2025, 11:46:27 PM »
Benny Williams would be a great start imo,  6'10 217 started at the Cuse.



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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2025, 09:42:57 AM »
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #100 on: June 28, 2025, 12:42:52 AM »
Starting to feel like the very late 90s and early-mid 00’s with all these preseason marquee matchups. Especially in the UC. Keep donating to the NIL collective, HQ Elites!
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #101 on: July 09, 2025, 05:31:38 PM »
Lon Kruger’s son Kevin is the newest addition to the staff.

Pretty meh as the UNLV head coach but still only 42 and there is a lot of good history with the Kruger last name here.
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #102 on: July 09, 2025, 06:43:09 PM »
Lon Kruger’s son Kevin is the newest addition to the staff.

Pretty meh as the UNLV head coach but still only 42 and there is a lot of good history with the Kruger last name here.

Hopefully can teach free shot shooting
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #103 on: July 10, 2025, 12:57:56 PM »
Illini coming to Nashville to play the Vols at Bridgestone December 6, got my tickets on presale this morning for a smooth $94.50 each
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Re: ILLINI 2025-2026 Off Season from Hell?
« Reply #104 on: July 10, 2025, 03:02:33 PM »
Illini coming to Nashville to play the Vols at Bridgestone December 6, got my tickets on presale this morning for a smooth $94.50 each

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