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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #120 on: September 16, 2024, 12:32:12 PM »
I laughed out loud when Collinsworthless said last night that the bears offense is really missing keenan allen

like having him out there would do anything to help pick up a blitz or stunt from the dline lol

Haha yeah, I caught that too. I chuckled.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #121 on: September 16, 2024, 01:44:47 PM »
Haha yeah, I caught that too. I chuckled.

Maybe Allen blocks better than ND TE Boy
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #122 on: September 16, 2024, 02:39:54 PM »
Rough game from the offense but overall, I think the Bears look like a 7-10 win team.  Could obviously be wrong, but they hung tough with a really good team last night.

Too many dumb penalties (they'd have had a shot at a tying FG if not for the dumb kickoff penalty giving up yards at the end of the first half), bad timeout and challenge management, a bad offense and they had a chance to win against a team that'll probably be a 1-2 seed in the AFC playoffs.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #123 on: September 16, 2024, 03:06:15 PM »
I laughed out loud when Collinsworthless said last night that the bears offense is really missing keenan allen

like having him out there would do anything to help pick up a blitz or stunt from the dline lol

I’m not saying his presence completely transforms the offense, but would the Texans be comfortable going so blitz heavy if it were an elite possession receiver like Allen vs Deandre Carter? This is a guy who put up almost 1300 yards last year and missed several games. It’s a matchup based game and Keenan Allen probably has an impact. Even if only a minor one.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #124 on: September 16, 2024, 03:08:16 PM »
I still think the Bears can be a 10 to 11 win team, but they definitely have some things to clean up.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #125 on: September 16, 2024, 03:11:02 PM »
I’m not saying his presence completely transforms the offense, but would the Texans be comfortable going so blitz heavy if it were an elite possession receiver like Allen vs Deandre Carter? This is a guy who put up almost 1300 yards last year and missed several games. It’s a matchup based game and Keenan Allen probably has an impact. Even if only a minor one.

Yes, they would have. You know why? This is not fantasy football and the Bear OL sucks due to GM Malpractice.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #126 on: September 16, 2024, 03:29:50 PM »
Okerrr…the NFL is a matchup based game. Keenan Allen is a different matchup from Deandre Carter.

Again, fantasy football is thinking you’ll dominate your opponents in every phase of the game, and thinking you’re going to hit on every draft pick. That’s fantasy football.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #127 on: September 16, 2024, 03:35:43 PM »
I still think the Bears can be a 10 to 11 win team, but they definitely have some things to clean up.

You're delusional. Its more likely you lose at least 10 games if not more.  All the rest of the games below the Bears WILL be underdogs.

You play:

@Indy
Rams
Jags
@Arizona
Seattle
@49ers
Packers Twice
Lions Twice
Vikings Twice

The Offensive line is trash and not fixable this year.  Even the Pats and Redskins will give you guys fits. 

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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #128 on: September 16, 2024, 03:36:58 PM »
The Bears have already won more games this year than the first three teams you list combined.  They were +6.5 last night at Houston and covered.  You’re crazy.

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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #129 on: September 16, 2024, 03:43:55 PM »
If that Rams offensive line is still banged up, the Bears win that game easily IMO. I don’t think Indy is all that good. Bears own Jared Goff. There’s at least one win.

The offense has to get better, and soon.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #130 on: September 16, 2024, 03:44:58 PM »
The Bears have already won more games this year than the first three teams you list combined.  They were +6.5 last night at Houston and covered.  You’re crazy.

Exactly. They almost beat a Super Bowl favorite on the road despite the offense being completely inept. Hopefully, the first two weeks is a low point for the offense.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #131 on: September 16, 2024, 03:48:34 PM »
That’s about as tough a game as the Bears will see all year, and they still had a shot with one minute left. A lot of stuff to clean up, though. The defense will keep them in most games. Have to get better at challenges. Reminded me of Lovie, out there.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #132 on: September 16, 2024, 03:50:50 PM »
Okerrr…the NFL is a matchup based game. Keenan Allen is a different matchup from Deandre Carter.

Again, fantasy football is thinking you’ll dominate your opponents in every phase of the game, and thinking you’re going to hit on every draft pick. That’s fantasy football.

LOL. You are nuts.

Fantasy football is stockpiling skilled offensive players. OL are not being drafted.
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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #133 on: September 16, 2024, 06:21:52 PM »
LOL. You are nuts.

Fantasy football is stockpiling skilled offensive players. OL are not being drafted.

He’s drafted 5 or 6 OL in 3 years. Using a top 10 pick on 1.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bears vs Texans
« Reply #134 on: September 17, 2024, 06:06:02 PM »
You are really going to sit here and say that the first half of both games the defense has been good?

I missed this one. FANTASY FOOTBALL is thinking you’re going to dominate every opponent in every phase at ALL times.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.