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Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2024, 08:10:40 PM »
Yeah that was offensive pass interference.  Dude just shoved cox straight into the ground

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2024, 08:11:37 PM »
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2024, 08:14:41 PM »
What the hell is Altmeyer doing? This ain't CFB 25. Throw the fucking ball.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2024, 08:15:47 PM »
Hire Getsy!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2024, 08:15:58 PM »
Altmyer won't throw the ball beyond 5 yds unless someone jumps offside, providing a no risk scenario. He refuses to throw the ball down field and it's killing our offense.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2024, 08:16:03 PM »
Not until tomorrow

NFL starts Monday night

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2024, 08:17:26 PM »
Altmyer won't throw the ball beyond 5 yds unless someone jumps offside, providing a no risk scenario. He refuses to throw the ball down field and it's killing our offense.

Need Paddock to show him how to do it. AGAIN! 😡
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2024, 08:17:49 PM »
He should’ve learned sitting and watching!!!!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2024, 08:18:31 PM »
That’s not PI!!!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2024, 08:23:19 PM »
Offense do something! Fuck!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2024, 08:23:30 PM »
DB city

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2024, 08:28:05 PM »
Did that commentator just call a 5 yard loss “something out of nothing”?

Drop that ball!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2024, 08:29:22 PM »
Illinois defense has forced 7 turnovers on 21 defensive possesions this year. Wow.  That no fluke

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2024, 08:31:08 PM »
Illinois defense has forced 7 turnovers on 21 defensive possesions this year. Wow.  That no fluke

It’s one thing to do that to Eastern … 3 picks today…

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Kansas Sat 9/7 @6PM!
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2024, 08:33:16 PM »
Altmyer 3 & 14 throws a 7 yd check down  to nobody 🙃