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Re: The Masters
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2024, 07:24:29 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on April 15, 2024, 02:48:48 AM
The Justin Fields comment police have come to get me! They are worse than the KGB.

We be Putin you in your place…
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2024, 09:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on April 15, 2024, 07:24:29 AM
We be Putin you in your place…

Not terrible. I give it a solid B.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2024, 09:25:45 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on April 15, 2024, 09:17:44 AM
Not terrible. I give it a solid B.

Well we obviously know your grading sucks, i.e. Fields, so 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll take it with a grain of salt knowing it’s actually an A!
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2024, 09:57:10 AM »
It’s still weird how you police all Justin Fields commentary. “This cannot stand! This mustn’t stand! Harangue the blasphemer!”
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2024, 10:14:09 AM »
Scottie has it figured out. Skip the donut, go for the breakfast burrito.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2024, 11:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on April 24, 2024, 10:14:09 AM
Scottie has it figured out. Skip the donut, go for the breakfast burrito.



Does he know the cost of the breakfast burrito or does that apply to only donuts? We know you don't know the cost of the orange chicken you purchased but know what you spent on a coffee and a donut.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2024, 11:26:35 AM »
I hope he does his own transmission fluid changes.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2024, 11:49:27 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on April 24, 2024, 11:26:35 AM
I hope he does his own transmission fluid changes.

Hey Tempo, if you give me $40, I'll change the air in your tires and oil your brakes.

You interested? That's easily a 1 hour job, but I'm charging you half. Just because I feel bad that I've been kinda mean to you lately.

Let me know.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2024, 12:02:24 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 24, 2024, 11:49:27 AM
Hey Tempo, if you give me $40, I'll change the air in your tires and oil your brakes.

You interested? That's easily a 1 hour job, but I'm charging you half. Just because I feel bad that I've been kinda mean to you lately.

Let me know.

Only if I can pay you $80.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2024, 12:06:28 PM »
When you’re a high roller you don’t ask for the price on air change for tires.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2024, 12:07:06 PM »
Ok. 80 dollars it is.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2024, 12:07:52 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 24, 2024, 12:07:06 PM
Ok. 80 dollars it is.

Make it $160 and you have a deal.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2024, 12:08:40 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 24, 2024, 12:07:06 PM
Ok. 80 dollars it is.

How much is being charged for the coffee and donut while he waits?
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2024, 12:11:25 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 24, 2024, 12:08:40 PM
How much is being charged for the coffee and donut while he waits?

That's free. I'll stop by Dunkin and get the shit that nobody else wants. Which is pretty much everything there.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2024, 12:11:38 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 24, 2024, 12:08:40 PM
How much is being charged for the coffee and donut while he waits?


That’s where they really get ya…
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