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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2024, 04:31:46 PM »
What do you mean by “closed?”
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2024, 04:33:31 PM »
I’ve never taken issue with Custard’s sex life. You have me confused with someone else.
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2024, 04:40:10 PM »
Quote from: LuvsTerrorists on August 24, 2024, 04:31:46 PM
What do you mean by “closed?”

The idiots think it is currently open.
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2024, 06:03:09 PM »
Quote from: LuvsTerrorists on August 24, 2024, 04:31:46 PM
What do you mean by “closed?”

that's the sign that's actually on the women who Custard goes out with, despite his protestations otherwise
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2024, 10:47:39 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on August 24, 2024, 06:03:09 PM
that's the sign that's actually on the women who Custard goes out with, despite his protestations otherwise

Timing for this was perfect, I got a standing beej not half an hour ago.
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2024, 11:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Custard on August 24, 2024, 10:47:39 PM
Timing for this was perfect, I got a standing beej not half an hour ago.

I’m getting one right now (standing beej) as I’m typing this.
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2024, 11:09:45 PM »
Love your ability to multitask. I was pretty locked in
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2024, 11:14:30 PM »
Quote from: Custard on August 24, 2024, 11:09:45 PM
Love your ability to multitask. I was pretty locked in

It’s just starting. She broke her foot and I brought her a few Oxy’s and a polar pop in exchange for one 😂
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2024, 11:19:54 PM »
Nice! When did you move to Appalachia?

If still in Mattoon, any cows on the loose in your area today?
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2024, 11:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Custard on August 24, 2024, 11:19:54 PM
Nice! When did you move to Appalachia?

If still in Mattoon, any cows on the loose in your area today?

😂 we’re a civilized people! I’m no JD Vance!
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #70 on: August 25, 2024, 12:04:53 AM »
I saw something about a cattle hauler wrecking between tuscola and arcola and a bunch of cattle were unaccounted for
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« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2024, 12:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Custard on August 25, 2024, 12:04:53 AM
I saw something about a cattle hauler wrecking between tuscola and arcola and a bunch of cattle were unaccounted for

Yeah I saw that the other day too.
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2024, 06:46:01 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 24, 2024, 11:14:30 PM
It’s just starting. She broke her foot and I brought her a few Oxy’s and a polar pop in exchange for one 😂

That’s the most Southern Illinois thing I’ve heard all year.
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Re: 2024 Illini
« Reply #73 on: August 25, 2024, 09:08:17 AM »
Quote from: LuvsTerrorists on August 25, 2024, 06:46:01 AM
That’s the most Southern Illinois thing I’ve heard all year.

Glad I could brighten your morning 😂
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