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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2670 on: December 19, 2023, 10:06:47 PM »
Eberlose, Fields, and Getsy are done. Also helps Poles keep his job

If I were a betting man, I’d say this accurate and wager good money on it. I’d say 90% chance this happens.
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« Reply #2671 on: December 19, 2023, 10:30:24 PM »
You are full of shit. You are not reading scouting reports. You are reading posts online by some idiot in his basement on Sports Mockery or Bears Online.com.

Since Twitter, Parkins, pwned got exposed we’re pivoting. Nice.
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« Reply #2672 on: December 19, 2023, 10:35:54 PM »
Hell, for all we know a new, competent, QB will make the OL look better.

This is why I accuse PAMan of projectile vomiting takes. The last 3 days he went on and on about how the line needed upgrading (along with literally everything else, including the aging linebackers!), and now it’s “well
maybe a new QB fixes things.” It’s hard to be wrong when you’ve taken every position.
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« Reply #2673 on: December 19, 2023, 10:40:47 PM »
Since Twitter, Parkins, pwned got exposed we’re pivoting. Nice.

Yeah, sure. Whatever that means.
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« Reply #2674 on: December 19, 2023, 10:41:20 PM »
Poles is not going anywhere for now, nor should he
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« Reply #2675 on: December 19, 2023, 10:45:09 PM »
This is why I accuse PAMan of projectile vomiting takes. The last 3 days he went on and on about how the line needed upgrading (along with literally everything else, including the aging linebackers!), and now it’s “well
maybe a new QB fixes things.” It’s hard to be wrong when you’ve taken every position.

I still think they need upgrades on the OL and LB. That being said, the odds are a better QB, one who gets rid of the ball in a timely manner, would probably help the OL. Is that really a controversial concept? Certainly helped the Miami line look better when Tua started getting rid of the ball in under 3 seconds.
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« Reply #2676 on: December 19, 2023, 10:46:57 PM »
Poles is not going anywhere for now, nor should he

He's not going anywhere. Whether be should be is a different issue. He hired Eberlose and has made a number of really stupid moves.
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« Reply #2677 on: December 19, 2023, 10:50:31 PM »
For the record I just watched a couple of minutes of Caleb Williams, and it looked pretty nice. Having said that I don’t think quarterback is the primary problem in Chicago.
I’d prefer not to vote for Catholics either. But I’d still take them over the Muslims.

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« Reply #2678 on: December 19, 2023, 10:53:06 PM »
For the record I just watched a couple of minutes of Caleb Williams, and it looked pretty nice. Having said that I don’t think quarterback is the primary problem in Chicago.

He's not any good. You need to try to come to grips with it.
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« Reply #2679 on: December 19, 2023, 10:56:14 PM »
Ironically enough, he is not a Playmaker Who Doesn't Make Plays. He's just a Guy Who Doesn't Make Plays.
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« Reply #2680 on: December 19, 2023, 11:06:38 PM »
For the record I just watched a couple of minutes of Caleb Williams, and it looked pretty nice. Having said that I don’t think quarterback is the primary problem in Chicago.

Here you go. I found this on Twitter. Disregard the dumb Patriots fan post…

https://x.com/drstran33/status/1736493600756625603?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
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« Reply #2681 on: December 19, 2023, 11:13:15 PM »
In my opinion, this is a golden opportunity to just stockpile crazy amounts of draft capital and if in a year or two, Justin hasn’t worked out you’ll have a hell of a roster and you can move on. As I pointed out the best teams in the league, all had the roster, and then found their quarterback.
I’d prefer not to vote for Catholics either. But I’d still take them over the Muslims.

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« Reply #2682 on: December 19, 2023, 11:14:02 PM »
Or I could roll the dice on a quarterback at the top of the first round it’s not like we haven’t seen those guys bust
I’d prefer not to vote for Catholics either. But I’d still take them over the Muslims.

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« Reply #2683 on: December 19, 2023, 11:14:39 PM »
In my opinion, this is a golden opportunity to just stockpile crazy amounts of draft capital and if in a year or two, Justin hasn’t worked out you’ll have a hell of a roster and you can move on. As I pointed out the best teams in the league, all had the roster, and then found their quarterback.

Except when those QBs were sitting on the roster for years behind another QB...
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« Reply #2684 on: December 19, 2023, 11:14:59 PM »
Or I could roll the dice on a quarterback at the top of the first round it’s not like we haven’t seen those guys bust

As we have seen for the last 3 years with the Bears.
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