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Bruce Weber retirement speech?

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2022, 08:57:51 AM »
Did he mention the five fingers fist thing??

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2022, 09:17:14 AM »
Did he mention the five fingers fist thing??

In typical fashion, he talked himself up quite a bit. 

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2022, 09:25:01 AM »
In all fairness, the guy can coach.
He is not able to connect to players.


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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2022, 10:56:30 AM »
Fuck him. Blew it in 05.
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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2022, 11:12:50 AM »
Bye Bye Brucie
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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2022, 11:18:13 AM »
Did he throw any players under the bus?

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2022, 11:49:48 AM »
Did he throw any players under the bus?
He partly threw the fans under the bus because he's a craven piece of garbage who blames everyone else for his own acidic personality.

Fuck him and his stupid shaggy dog haircut.

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2022, 12:04:44 PM »
He threw the NCAA under the bus.
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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2022, 12:07:02 PM »
Did he throw any players under the bus?
No. He essentially thanked the previous coach for leaving the players on the bus who would get BAM  the conference championship.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2022, 01:04:32 PM »
What a wise sage. Turning into Gandalf, hair and all.

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2022, 01:05:46 PM »
You heard it here first…

Bruce Weber to Northwestern.
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2022, 01:10:38 PM »
My guess is a mid major job. He is 65 and can't recruit at a very high level or deal with the AAU system.
He was never a great fit at a P5 school.

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Re: Bruce Weber retirement speech?
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2022, 01:54:21 PM »
scUM should hire him. You know a program that can recruit like crazy but has terrible coaching and could use a savvy assistant.