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illiniray

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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2021, 08:09:45 AM »
8 from IL so far, including kids from Gibson City, Gilman, and Rochester. Couple guys from Joliet Catholic.
https://247sports.com/college/illinois/Season/2022-Football/Commits/
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2021, 10:07:46 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on July 04, 2021, 11:56:55 AM
The Illinois basketball assistant coach hiring thread actually "takes the cake" in time wasting.

Now that its over I kind of miss it 😥
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2021, 07:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on July 19, 2021, 06:44:45 PM
I saw Chris Gandy on the quad once. He was a scary mother fucker. Especially when he’s staring at you for no reason.

I bet he wanted to suck your cock
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2021, 08:31:49 PM »
Gandy is, perhaps, the most laid back guy in the history of Illini basketball.

Of course, I knew him mostly as a bartender.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2021, 08:58:41 PM »
He really wanted to fuck one of my co-workers.

I thought she was pretty annoying, but she turned out to be a Hollywood D-lister. Or maybe K list.


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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2021, 09:19:09 PM »
Nah. Too far between, as Spackler said.

Keep in mind, I pretty much had my pick of the litter during that phase.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2021, 04:30:18 PM »
Quote from: fucking on July 19, 2021, 08:58:41 PM
He really wanted to fuck one of my co-workers.

I thought she was pretty annoying, but she turned out to be a Hollywood D-lister. Or maybe K list.




Would/wood.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2021, 04:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on July 19, 2021, 09:07:02 PM
Looks fuckable to me. Annoying or not. Invest in a ball gag. Or shove a sock in her mouth.

Jobu misses the days of attending parties with Harvey Weinstein and Andrew Cuomo.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2021, 06:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 10, 2021, 05:10:34 PM
Haha, no. I can proudly say I’ve never raped anyone.

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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2021, 06:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 10, 2021, 05:10:34 PM
Haha, no. I can proudly say I’ve never raped anyone.

Now there is a signature line.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2021, 06:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 10, 2021, 05:10:34 PM
Haha, no. I can proudly say I’ve never raped anyone.

I have to ask, but can "Reggie" say the same thing?
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2021, 06:45:53 PM »
Circa 1992, I knew a young lady with a vice-grip in her crotch, and a brillo pad on top of it.

I tried to explain that she'd already ripped all the skin off my cock, so it needed to heal.

But, no. She wasn't taking no for an answer. She demanded the cock.

I think that's like rape, isn't it?

Thing is, a little pain can be kinda fun when you're getting squeezed by a world-class vagina.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2021, 06:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 10, 2021, 06:52:44 PM
Yes. I don’t joke about rape.

That's good to hear.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2021, 12:22:30 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 10, 2021, 06:31:41 PM
Now there is a signature line.

It’s a high bar.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2021, 08:40:13 AM »
Seen the top prospect of iowa and a 5 star stays with his home state.  Never see this ever in illinois.  Top 10 prospects of 22 went elsewhere.  Thats the problem with this program.  U have to recruit your state.
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