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WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?

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Daejon Love

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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2021, 06:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Lkdog on May 07, 2021, 09:17:09 AM
He got real tricky.

Jobu.

Damn, who saw that coming?
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2021, 06:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on May 07, 2021, 05:40:46 PM
You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!

I don’t believe you.

He’s met me, actually. So he knows I’m real.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2021, 07:00:41 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 07, 2021, 05:52:58 PM
Could be senility.

Always a possibility with each passing day.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #48 on: May 07, 2021, 07:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on May 07, 2021, 05:40:46 PM
You don’t know the great and powerful Tempo?!

I don’t believe you.

I was just messin' with Tempo. As he mentioned, we've met. Saw a Big Ten Tournament basketball game with him, Sidra and illiniPhi85 (or whatever WitSec name he's posting under).
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #49 on: May 07, 2021, 08:38:30 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 07, 2021, 05:11:27 PM
Haha, thanks for telling me how message boards work. I’ve never been on one.

Sorry, but when someone makes a post and I think it’s fuckin stupid, I just may say that I think it’s fuckin stupid.

You gotta admit Ass coach is stupid. Right?

If you thought it was funny, cool I guess. I thought it was funny when I was like 10.

You’re a pretty solid poster actually, other than this lapse in judgment.

Fair? If not, go fuck yourself and choke on a dick.

Fuckin Stupid is more than fair...I am one to think if someone loads the gun, then pull the trigger so well played in hindsight, thanks for the call out.

It's Fair....not sure about the go fuck yourself, but when in Rome...maybe? The 2nd part, well hard pass....(pun intended).
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #50 on: May 08, 2021, 05:32:11 PM »
honestly, I still want to hire this ass coach

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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2021, 06:09:46 PM »
Quote from: dwc13 on May 07, 2021, 07:04:10 PM
I was just messin' with Tempo. As he mentioned, we've met. Saw a Big Ten Tournament basketball game with him, Sidra and illiniPhi85 (or whatever WitSec name he's posting under).

I believe it was Jeff Frank. Or Jeff was there. Didn’t we go to some Korean bbq joint in west loop?
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #52 on: May 09, 2021, 02:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 08, 2021, 06:09:46 PM
I believe it was Jeff Frank. Or Jeff was there. Didn’t we got to some Korean bbq joint in west loop?

Ah, you're right. It was Jeff Frank, not illiniPhil85. I don't even remember the food part, lol.

Hope all is well.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #53 on: May 11, 2021, 04:21:17 PM »
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2021, 11:07:10 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 04:25:24 PM
I don't believe it.  Just thinking about eating korean bbq prepared in Chicago's beautiful west loop makes me feel like I have to shit.

whenever I consume that much meat I get constipated

consider yourself lucky
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2021, 08:01:52 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on May 11, 2021, 11:07:10 PM
whenever I consume that much meat I get constipated

consider yourself lucky

This explains everything. You are really a closet vegetarian. Probably cheering for Biden to ban meat eating.
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2021, 10:10:47 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 12, 2021, 08:01:52 AM
This explains everything. You are really a closet vegetarian. Probably cheering for Biden to ban meat eating.

hell no, just when I eat like 3lbs of bulgogi, kalbi and galbi shit gets backed up yo

all they give you for fiber is a few leaves of lettuce, some beans and kimchi (yuck)
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Re: WTF is going to be the next Ass Coach?
« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2021, 07:44:38 PM »
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