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Cesspool Goes Hawaiian

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2026, 12:53:00 PM »
Quote from: Somewhere in Mn on February 27, 2026, 09:00:09 AM
No, but it was a nice day on Maui for lunch and to talk story.

Happy you turned me on to the Ōpakapaka fish and that the place we went to just happened to have it.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2026, 01:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Custard on February 27, 2026, 12:49:39 PM
They had zero problems accepting my fascist dollars there

They accept TrumpCoin?
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2026, 02:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Custard on February 27, 2026, 12:53:00 PM
Happy you turned me on to the Ōpakapaka fish and that the place we went to just happened to have it.

Opakapaka is a very nice fish.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2026, 04:31:32 PM »
You guys ate fish?! Did you share a soyburger, too?!
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2026, 05:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on February 27, 2026, 02:10:26 PM
Opakapaka is a very nice fish.



My wheel of fish UHF gif won’t work for some reason dammit

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2026, 05:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Custard on Vacation on February 27, 2026, 04:31:32 PM
You guys ate fish?! Did you share a soyburger, too?!

It ain’t no Bloomin’ Onion!
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2026, 05:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on February 27, 2026, 05:25:05 PM
It ain’t no Bloomin’ Onion!

We did attempt to find a bloomin’ Maui onion to share, but they don’t seem to exist in the same form the Outback ones do.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2026, 10:39:34 PM »
Fuck. I’m back to reality and staying in Valpo tonight for work. This place is somehow waaaaay more redneck than Tennessee. Fuck. They still smoke inside here. I should be in bed but I can’t stop people watching. I am from the greater Kankakee area, which is a renowned shithole, but man, this place takes the cake.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2026, 10:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 05, 2026, 10:39:34 PM
Fuck. I’m back to reality and staying in Valpo tonight for work. This place is somehow waaaaay more redneck than Tennessee. Fuck. They still smoke inside here. I should be in bed but I can’t stop people watching. I am from the greater Kankakee area, which is a renowned shithole, but man, this place takes the cake.

You from one of those “shithole counties” Trump was talking about?
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2026, 11:00:40 PM »
Quote from: Custard on Vacation on March 05, 2026, 10:41:24 PM
You from one of those “shithole counties” Trump was talking about?

Yeah. Was he wrong?

I was born at Riverside in Kankakee. The rural towns outside K3 aren’t so bad if you have a family business or a farm. Luckily my family had both, our family farm was made a centennial farm in 2019. But you also have to be ok with shit weather and unreasonable taxes.

I miss the food of NE (part of central) IL the most of anything. I get back 6-8 times a year and mostly wonder why I spent so much of my life there. Yeah, it was because of the farm and business, but it took me getting away to realize how much it actually sucks. I was bitter about some things when I agreed to sell out my share to my cousin after grandpa died, but turns out it was the best thing I never wanted to do.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2026, 11:07:16 PM »
It was a play on his comment about “shithole countries.”
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2026, 11:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Custard on Vacation on March 05, 2026, 11:07:16 PM
It was a play on his comment about “shithole countries.”

I just assumed he made one about counties too. Seemed like something he’d say. It’s been a reallllllly long day so that’s kinda funny
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2026, 12:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 05, 2026, 11:00:40 PM
Yeah. Was he wrong?

I was born at Riverside in Kankakee. The rural towns outside K3 aren’t so bad if you have a family business or a farm. Luckily my family had both, our family farm was made a centennial farm in 2019. But you also have to be ok with shit weather and unreasonable taxes.

I miss the food of NE (part of central) IL the most of anything. I get back 6-8 times a year and mostly wonder why I spent so much of my life there. Yeah, it was because of the farm and business, but it took me getting away to realize how much it actually sucks. I was bitter about some things when I agreed to sell out my share to my cousin after grandpa died, but turns out it was the best thing I never wanted to do.

There appear to be a few here who wished that you had "bought the farm!"
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2026, 01:36:31 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 05, 2026, 11:00:40 PM
Yeah. Was he wrong?

I was born at Riverside in Kankakee. The rural towns outside K3 aren’t so bad if you have a family business or a farm. Luckily my family had both, our family farm was made a centennial farm in 2019. But you also have to be ok with shit weather and unreasonable taxes.

I miss the food of NE (part of central) IL the most of anything.

You know K3 is bad when my parents from Gardner and Coal City look down on it.

The food in NE IL? Seriously? I mean, it beats the Ozarks but wow, it’s pretty much BMC and fried fish on Friday
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2026, 03:06:35 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on March 06, 2026, 12:54:00 PM
There appear to be a few here who wished that you had "bought the farm!"

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