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The Deuce / Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 12, 2021, 02:42:26 PM »
...So England beat India by 8 wickets (27 balls left) in the first T20. I did not see that coming, which means I'm down pretty big on Fan Duel at the moment.

It's not too late to throw some cash into my NCCAIN pool for those interested.

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The Deuce / Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 12, 2021, 04:51:29 AM »
Quote from: IhaveB1Gpenis on March 11, 2021, 06:12:47 PM
You know how wrong you are here, Finger Blaster! Sreeharsha Kavuru is going to get splinters of New Zealand pine in his arse while Todd Astle plays each inning. TODD ASTLE!!! And we all know Canterbury is the second best in New Zealand, which is the Illinois State of international cricket hubs. Now I suppose you're going to tell me that Karteek Pusluri was awestruck by competing against the *amazing* future benchwarmer on a shit club. This dick sucker attitude of yours is why CCI will never be at the level of Wyo. Technical. Wyo Technical demands more of their cricketers or they will get beaten by rodeo cowboys on the pitch after the match. You go back to Maryland, dick sucker!

You sir are the big penis sucker! Maybe if you were in the stands cheering on and supporting CCI during these critical tests like a real fan, we'd have better results. But no, Karteek Pusluri and crew were left to participate in a hostile environment with a juggernaut of a team pressured to "win or else" and how are you supposed to compete with that? Anyway, I'm looking forward to the tourney from 18 March and maybe your divine cricket knowledge will come in handy for some wagering. A few have already slid into my DMs for my tourney pool and I suggest you do the same (lotsa cash on the line) unless your real name is I haveB1Gmangina...

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The Deuce / Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 11, 2021, 11:43:31 AM »
Quote from: IhaveB1Gpenis on March 11, 2021, 04:36:21 AM
I'm sorry, you probably went to Maryland so you're used to dog shit cricketers on your team. Dakshayan Varshney will mop floors with Karteek Pusluri all day and deep into the night if you know what I mean. Sure, 25+ centuries are nice but against Mizzou? That is really selective vision on your part especially with the thrashing the CCI cricketers received from the NDSU squad on the heels of the blowout from Wyo. Technical school. What happened in both of those tests? Your boi Karteek Pusluri gave up 50+ centuries early in the test like the dog shit player he is. You sir need to go to the eye dr. and one that probably didn't graduate from Maryland at that.

Maryland? Sir you may go and get yourself fucked. WyoTech was near the top of the standings for the NCCAIN Cup before COVID hit, lest you forget. Plus their Backward Square Leg, Sreeharsha Kavuru joined the Canterbury Cricket Association in New Zealand from 1 Feb of this year, so don't you tell me that was a test we were supposed to win. That level of ignorance is the level of the Rutgers alumni casual fan status. 

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The Deuce / Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 11, 2021, 11:33:14 AM »
Quote from: Ron Mexico on March 10, 2021, 08:21:11 PM
I mean, I've gambled on a lotta crazy stuff and I'm legally obligated to say that I have regretted much of it, buuuut I might take some of that action depending on what we're betting on. Who they playin?

Well it's for the National College Cricket Association Intercollegiate Nationals Tournament starting from 18 March. Since Bar Stool looks like a bust, maybe interested parties can DM me for a pool. Bring lotsa cash though...

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The Deuce / Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 10, 2021, 06:49:37 PM »
Wow, I am new here but anything is better than my old cricketing forum.

Anyways, you are off in your thinking BIG man. Did you watch the Mizzou test last year? Karteek Pusluri OWNED them with 25+ centuries. With a performance like that, I don't care how he bowls, I really don't.

Hey, I can't ever seem to find any CCI tests on Fan Duel or Draft Kings. Does anyone know if Bar Stool is going to have wagers available for these cricket tests?

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The Deuce / Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 10, 2021, 05:37:56 PM »
Well the last cricketing campaign was a bust, but who else is getting excited for the upcoming NCAA intercollegiate nationals in Houston, TX next week? Hopefully our Illinois cricketers will have better tests than what we get in the T30 league. What a dog shit!

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