Hey, I can't ever seem to find any CCI tests on Fan Duel or Draft Kings. Does anyone know if Bar Stool is going to have wagers available for these cricket tests?

I mean, I've gambled on a lotta crazy stuff and I'm legally obligated to say that I have regretted much of it, buuuut I might take some of that action depending on what we're betting on. Who they playin?

Hey, now that I have you here, there's something I've been wondering. How do you cool your balls?

I'm black and a convicted felon, so there ain't never no cooling balls. Besides, you ever look back to see me on film? Ain't no cooling that! 

Just as long as it's not late for dinner.

Or racist.

Nah, you just reminded me of someone.

https://illinihq2.com/index.php?action=profile;u=36

I see, I see. We all look the same to you.

I'd wager that Ron has a fairly big penis.

Because I'm black?