At the super bowl party my good friend told me to go wayyyyy long on oil. 🤦🏻

That’s a good call since we need to hide all of this pesky inflation by propping up crude oil. War is really handy for doing that plus it distracts from the crumbling COVID narrative. If I was a betting man, I’d go long BP, CVX, XOM, and COP especially if bullets start flying, which by my calculations (orders) will start happening around March 3rd. And if I was a diabolical super villain, I’d go long the banks, mainly JPM, GS, and BAC. They seem to be positioned well since, let’s face it, they are the real government/rulers of the world (run by the lizard people). Also, I’d recommend adrenal chrome to those who want to feel a spring in their step again. It’s an acquired taste.

because the mortality rate is low.

Like, say, 2%?

I mean, if you knew anything about medicine, you would understand why things like cancer, AIDS, and the cold are harder to deal with.

I’m also beginning to think you might not be the real Bill Gates.

I mean, if you knew anything about the business of medicine, you would understand how profitable things like cancer, AIDS, and the cold are to deal with. Why ruin an enormous business that does so well in draining people dry by actually curing the disease?

Yeah, I mean just look at that cocky little fuck Martin Shkreli. He had a good thing going until he got too greedy and got caught. If accusations fly around, you should have the power and clout to dissipate them either by the connections you have with your brothers in the NWO who control the media or make them disappear with your connections in big tech (not that I have any). When potential jurors say things like, "I'm aware of the defendant and I hate him", "he kind of looks like a dick", and "he disrespected the Wu Tang Clan" you’re fucked. That is JV level shit. But if you’re a harmless Mr. Rogers looking type, no one would suspect you’re Heisenberg.

I really, really wish everyone in the world understood how vaccines work. The world would be a much better place.

Anyone who says “I don’t need the vaccine, I’m healthy and young” either doesn’t understand vaccines or is just so insanely selfish that it’s probably a mental disorder.

Be honest though, did you put microchips or nano-bots in the Covid vaccine? I won’t tell anyone.

I’m really really glad so few people in this world understand how healthcare works. 80 years ago, doctors who prescribed pills were referred to as “quacks” and these days everything is treatable by a pill that usually has side effects way worse that the illness being treated. Sure, medical science backs up this type of medicine, but who backs up medical science? Why it’s my buddies over there in big pharma who make a killing in profits by keeping you sick. Have you ever looked into how profitable vaccines are for those companies? Not to mention how fast this was developed yet research has been done for decades on cancer, AIDS, the common cold, and even herpes (looking at you, IhaveBIGpenis) yet there have been next to zero major breakthroughs with all that money and time invested.

So please, take the jab. I’m totally not banned from India for doing some shady vaccine shit, that’s fake news not even worth researching any further. Besides, I wasn’t a ruthless businessman when I ran Microsoft. The Netscape people would vouch for me 100% as being an upstanding guy. So I’m 100% on the up and up with all of this health stuff that I’m suddenly the leading expert on and appointed by no one to lead.

WHOA! SLOW IT DOWN AARON! Thoughts and opinions like that will get you canceled by the 6 corporations that control all of the media. Goddamn, I’d hate to see you have an “accident.”

This mult needs a ton of work.

However, I think we completed our work on you. You have all of the talking points down for one of the two political parties we’ve given you to choose from and you’re willing to fight strangers on the internet to the death over those points we gave you. It’s so beautiful to see our work come to completion like this. 🥲

I'm thinking maybe it's time I get back in the mult business because those that are here need a lot of work.

Yes, that sounds like a terrific idea! We need you to be distracted with something so you don’t notice all of the money printing central banks are doing to devalue assets so we can purchase them all right from under your nose and turn you into a slave in the process. But, let’s keep debating Trump vs Biden a bit longer. I feel like that pony still has some steam left in it to keep you all distracted. I mean, it’s not like both of those guys were in our pocket this whole time.