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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: frankiew on June 27, 2023, 12:11:16 PM
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I dislike them
I need my own personal one
Which is why I love working from home
It's relaxation time then
I can just let it go be loud and not have to worry about someone thinking "what the heck"
I have a certain stall I prefer at work but my lunch is at noon like everyone else and it's usually taken
So frustrating
Then there the days where I walk around for 20 minutes looking for a open toilet!!!
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Oh my foot fell asleep
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Considered adult diapers?
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You can always pull a Costanza....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATcH2ctmMB8&ab_channel=Peaceofcake
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Oh my foot fell asleep
I have to say this is an underrated post.
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A lock on a stall door was broke yesterday. We can't have that
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A lock on a stall door was broke yesterday. We can't have that
Maybe it was broken on purpose.
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Maybe it was broken on purpose.
Explain?
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Explain?
Larry Craig.
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A lock on a stall door was broke yesterday. We can't have that
I hope it wasn't your favorite stall.
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I hope it wasn't your favorite stall.
Nope this was just a basic one in middle of bathroom
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I dislike them
I need my own personal one
Which is why I love working from home
It's relaxation time then
I can just let it go be loud and not have to worry about someone thinking "what the heck"
I have a certain stall I prefer at work but my lunch is at noon like everyone else and it's usually taken
So frustrating
Then there the days where I walk around for 20 minutes looking for a open toilet!!!
So much for STAYING FOCUSED
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I dislike them
I need my own personal one
Which is why I love working from home
It's relaxation time then
I can just let it go be loud and not have to worry about someone thinking "what the heck"
I have a certain stall I prefer at work but my lunch is at noon like everyone else and it's usually taken
So frustrating
Then there the days where I walk around for 20 minutes looking for a open toilet!!!
Do you ever wonder if your employer is trying to send you a message?
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I hope it wasn't your favorite stall.
I wonder if he broke it trying to "wake up" his foot that fell asleep.
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Gen xers have the emotional maturity of 3 year olds. Or maybe it's millennials? Both?
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good thing i am home todya
tearing up that toilet!
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good thing i am home todya
tearing up that toilet!
How many porta-potties are you the proud owner of ?
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good thing i am home todya
tearing up that toilet!
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Pics or it didn’t happen.
No. No pics, jasn.
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gender-neutral-lavatories-more-germs-060000699.html
Watch out, Jasn!
Gender-neutral lavatories carry the most germs, research suggests.
The UK study examined the bacteria – including multi-drug resistant superbugs – in a wealth of hospital settings.
Lavatories for women were found to carry far fewer microbes than those for men.
When staff facilities were compared, door handles for men were around eight times as dirty as those for women.
However, unisex lavatories were the worst of all, researchers found, in the study presented at the ESCMID Global Congress in Barcelona, Spain, held April 27-30.
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Good research. Thanks!
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gender-neutral-lavatories-more-germs-060000699.html
Watch out, Jasn!
Gender-neutral lavatories carry the most germs, research suggests.
The UK study examined the bacteria – including multi-drug resistant superbugs – in a wealth of hospital settings.
Lavatories for women were found to carry far fewer microbes than those for men.
When staff facilities were compared, door handles for men were around eight times as dirty as those for women.
However, unisex lavatories were the worst of all, researchers found, in the study presented at the ESCMID Global Congress in Barcelona, Spain, held April 27-30.
Men's vs women's is 8:1, but unisex are worse than 8:1 ?
Make it make sense.
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Men's vs women's is 8:1, but unisex are worse than 8:1 ?
Make it make sense.
I'll speculate that the women just say "screw it" knowing that men will be in the same bathroom, so why bother?
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I'll speculate that the women just say "screw it" knowing that men will be in the same bathroom, so why bother?
as someone who worked in many bars over the years, I can tell you the women's room is far far far more disgusting than the men's room is on any given night
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It's a matter of regular hand washing.
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as someone who worked in many bars over the years, I can tell you the women's room is far far far more disgusting than the men's room is on any given night
20 years in the service industry and I can confirm.
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gender-neutral-lavatories-more-germs-060000699.html
Watch out, Jasn!
Gender-neutral lavatories carry the most germs, research suggests.
The UK study examined the bacteria – including multi-drug resistant superbugs – in a wealth of hospital settings.
Lavatories for women were found to carry far fewer microbes than those for men.
When staff facilities were compared, door handles for men were around eight times as dirty as those for women.
However, unisex lavatories were the worst of all, researchers found, in the study presented at the ESCMID Global Congress in Barcelona, Spain, held April 27-30.
Because the dirtiest men like to go in bathrooms where the ladies were!
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https://www.kfvs12.com/2025/01/29/heartland-school-district-deep-cleans-after-closure-due-sickness/
Heartland school district deep cleans after closure due to sickness
Hopefully you are OK, Jasn! Thanks, Kennedy Klan!
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330 pm and I can't get any peace and quiet in bathroom
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330 pm and I can't get any peace and quiet in bathroom
That's the problem with getting laid off. Your kids are always pestering you in the bathroom
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If peak lunch time is at noon when everyone us using the bathroom went are we cleaning the toilet AT THAT TIME
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If peak lunch time is at noon when everyone us using the bathroom went are we cleaning the toilet AT THAT TIME
I am guessing the answer to this is, "Yes"?
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If peak lunch time is at noon when everyone us using the bathroom went are we cleaning the toilet AT THAT TIME
Apparently lunch time is not peak spelling or grammar time.
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Smells like popcorn in here
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Smells like popcorn in here
New job at the movie theatre? congrats!
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Apparently lunch time is not peak spelling or grammar time.
Was thinking the same thing.
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If you're Russian when you enter the bathroom, and you're Finnish when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
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Jasn, just took my last dump at Chicago HQ before we close it down today.
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Hope it was a good one!
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Jasn = stlrunner is a match!
(https://i.ibb.co/jvZ2dDZF/IMG-0179.jpg) (https://ibb.co/svJGhqJr)
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Checking HQ2 currently while taking a shit at work…
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If peak lunch time is at noon when everyone us using the bathroom went are we cleaning the toilet AT THAT TIME
really sucks that the boss sent jasn to clean the toilets at lunchtime
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Checking HQ2 currently while taking a shit at work…
Checking it from the comfort of my own toilet currently…
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Currently in a stall finally some privacy.oh great i can hear the cleaning lady
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The best is when I was in office on a Saturday pulling a ol 8 hr shift and I was THE ONLY one in the building. Perfect relaxation
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Did ti much time in bathroom cost me a promotion?
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Did ti much time in bathroom cost me a promotion?
I'm going to guess that it actually helped your chances.
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I'm going to guess that it actually helped your chances.
Gold star
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(https://i.ibb.co/XZTFY1NS/IMG-1075.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3yHSR2GB)
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Custard = Jasn's boss at corporate is a match?
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Custard = Jasn's boss at corporate is a match?
Definitely, the misspellings are a dead giveaway
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You know what's great about 2 bathrooms in a house? You don't have to rely on just one toilet. Now if I could just get a tv a mini fridge in each one if be set
The man's bathroom
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Define “man.”
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You know what's great about 2 bathrooms in a house? You don't have to rely on just one toilet. Now if I could just get a tv a mini fridge in each one if be set
The man's bathroom
Checks out that you pee sitting down
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What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?
Shake hands.
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Checks out that you pee sitting down
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Ar9yBvWTt/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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Only one in office today
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Still using up the thin Scott TP originally bought at Costco for the house that the wife objected to. Think I have 5 or 6 more rolls to go still.
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Still using up the thin Scott TP originally bought at Costco for the house that the wife objected to. Think I have 5 or 6 more rolls to go still.
Lesson learned I assume
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Scott TP. Yikes. And you're a lawyer.
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I buy low cost shit at Woodman’s. $3.99 sometimes $2.99 for 12 rolls I guess it is? It’s just as good as angel soft which is probably twice as much.
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I’m a Kirkland Ultra Plush guy. Never buy the regular Kirkland. Terrible.
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Cottonelle Clean Care for me…
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Service unavailable
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How is every toilet full at 2pm
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The Cafeteria is serving last week’s leftover chicken?
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Jasn! Looks like I will be in Lincoln 1/24 for a 90th birthday party. Let me know where you want ro meet up! Will have to be back in Champaign for a 10pm hockey game though, so we can't get too rowdy.
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Jasn! Looks like I will be in Lincoln 1/24 for a 90th birthday party. Let me know where you want ro meet up! Will have to be back in Champaign for a 10pm hockey game though, so we can't get too rowdy.
Don't you mean which Casey's to meet up at ?
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Don't you mean which Casey's to meet up at ?
Can try the pizza. Do they sell 40 oz Schlitz Malt Liquor?
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Can try the pizza. Do they sell 40 oz Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I'd stay away from Sorrento's, the pizza crust was like a cracker.
Spirited Republic probably your best bet. You can order food from Guzzardo's and bring it in.
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Jasn! Looks like I will be in Lincoln 1/24 for a 90th birthday party.
Wouldn't be shocked if my in-laws were there, only so many 90 year olds in Logan County
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Wouldn’t that be something, PAMan rubbing elbows with Mrs Murph’s people.
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Wouldn’t that be something, PAMan rubbing elbows with Mrs Murph’s people.
Guessing there will be plenty of Busch Lite on hand. Hoping Mrs. Murph's parents love the Busch Lite. Maybe there will even be Busch Lite Apple.
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Guessing there will be plenty of Busch Lite on hand. Hoping Mrs. Murph's parents love the Busch Lite. Maybe there will even be Busch Lite Apple.
CC&7 like any self respecting New Holland resident
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I'd stay away from Sorrento's, the pizza crust was like a cracker.
Spirited Republic probably your best bet. You can order food from Guzzardo's and bring it in.
If you’re gonna get Guzzardo’s go with the steak special. It’s freaking huge! Spirited Republic used to be Limerick Brewing and was pretty cool when I was there. Right on the square.
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CC&7 like any self respecting New Holland resident
Good drink. Loved these and 7&7s back in the day
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I will cut to the meat of this 2/26/26 EEOC decision....
www.eeoc.gov/sites/default/files/2026-02/2025003976.pdf
Our decision, however, applies only to federal agencies subject to the E.E.O.C.’s administrative complaint process for federal employees. It does not apply to any other type of employer, including private sector employers. And our decision does not bind any federal court.
In 2015, a majority of the E.E.O.C.’s then- Commissioners held federal agencies “must allow [trans-identifying employees] access to the . . . [opposite sex] restroom.” Lusardi v. Dep’t of the Army, EEOC Appeal No. 0120133395, 2015 WL 1607756, at *8 (Apr. 1, 2015).
Having established that under Title VII employers may in general maintain single-sex bathrooms and similar intimate spaces, we ask whether the statute would compel them to make a specific exception for trans-identifying employees. We think no.
Within the EEOC’s administrative complaint process, that an employee is excluded from an opposite sex bathroom or similar intimate space does not by itself state a plausible claim for relief under Title VII.
If Jasn works for a federal agency, Judge Judy should be contacted to watch the bathroom entrances.