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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 09:10:12 AM

Title: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 09:10:12 AM: Wish me a happy birthday! Or, if you’d rather, tell me to eat shit.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: ThePAMan on June 24, 2023, 09:42:33 AM: Happy birthday, Tempo...I thought you liked to eat ass?
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: No one in Mn on June 24, 2023, 09:47:32 AM: Happy Birthday to you and all your mults. Have a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles with the kid.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 10:54:13 AM: Quote from: Mn on June 24, 2023, 09:47:32 AM
Happy Birthday to you and all your mults. Have a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles with the kid.

Did I mention Cocoa Pebbles recently? Because if not, that’s weird. I bought him Cocoa Pebbles recently (probably only 2nd time I’ve bought that cereal for him) and we finished it off a couple of days ago.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 10:54:57 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on June 24, 2023, 09:42:33 AM
Happy birthday, Tempo...I thought you liked to eat ass?

Having a birthday disqualifies one from eating ass? I’m confused.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 10:55:38 AM: Oh, I see your angle. Eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: No one in Mn on June 24, 2023, 11:06:40 AM: Quote from: Tempo34 on June 24, 2023, 10:54:13 AM
Did I mention Cocoa Pebbles recently? Because if not, that’s weird. I bought him Cocoa Pebbles recently (probably only 2nd time I’ve bought that cereal for him) and we finished it off a couple of days ago.
The Cocoa sugar bombs you had 5 days ago may have caused some disremembering. No problem, we're used to it.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Chickengeorge on June 24, 2023, 11:21:33 AM: It's always about you, you, you. ;D
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: frankiew on June 24, 2023, 11:37:38 AM: Happy birthday
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Judge Judy on June 24, 2023, 11:39:48 AM: You’re so vain. Fuck you…
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Jobu on June 24, 2023, 11:50:50 AM: Happy birthday Tempo
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Custard on June 24, 2023, 11:57:50 AM: Eat Jobu’s ass, Tempo.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: ThePAMan on June 24, 2023, 12:03:32 PM: Quote from: Custard on June 24, 2023, 11:57:50 AM
Eat Jobu’s ass, Tempo.

Now this is some good ass eating comedy right here.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 01:32:35 PM: Why would I eat Jobu’s ass? I’m not gay.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 01:32:56 PM: Quote from: Jobu on June 24, 2023, 11:50:50 AM
Happy birthday Tempo

Thank you
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 01:33:08 PM: Quote from: Judge Judy on June 24, 2023, 11:39:48 AM
You’re so vain. Fuck you…

Thank you.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 24, 2023, 01:33:58 PM: Quote from: sharethejuice on June 24, 2023, 11:37:38 AM
Happy birthday

Thank you.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Jobu on June 24, 2023, 02:35:02 PM: Quote from: Tempo34 on June 24, 2023, 01:32:35 PM
Why would I eat Jobu’s ass? I’m not gay.

Pretty good point
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Jobu on June 24, 2023, 02:36:54 PM: I wouldn’t even let a female eat my ass. I would be afraid of shitting in her face.

Which might actually be kinda cool
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: illiniray on June 24, 2023, 02:53:55 PM: https://youtu.be/Cs5vUfddkT8
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Illinifan5775 on June 24, 2023, 08:28:21 PM: Quote from: Jobu on June 24, 2023, 02:36:54 PM
I wouldn’t even let a female eat my ass. I would be afraid of shitting in her face.

Which might actually be kinda cool
Shitting in the face of Boebert or MTG would be fun to see, those 2 deserve it. Not just on the face, must have their big stupid mouths open.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Illinifan5775 on June 24, 2023, 08:39:54 PM: Quote from: Tempo34 on June 24, 2023, 09:10:12 AM
Wish me a happy birthday! Or, if you’d rather, tell me to eat shit.
Happy birthday Tempo34.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: illinicalvin on June 24, 2023, 09:03:58 PM: Happy Birthday! Eat as much shit as you want!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 25, 2023, 03:09:13 AM: Thank you, all.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: frankiew on June 25, 2023, 10:09:15 AM: Quote from: Illinifan5775 on June 24, 2023, 08:28:21 PM
Shitting in the face of Boebert or MTG would be fun to see, those 2 deserve it. Not just on the face, must have their big stupid mouths open.

what???
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Reacher on June 25, 2023, 10:50:27 AM: Quote from: sharethejuice on June 25, 2023, 10:09:15 AM
what???

Some people are into that.