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Title: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 21, 2023, 06:38:26 PM
got a taste of it today

went to corporate office

left at 530 just got back

how do people do these 13 hour days oh baby
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on June 21, 2023, 06:56:00 PM
People are working 13 hour days at corporate?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on June 21, 2023, 06:56:55 PM
Do they call the jail in Lincoln "corporate"?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on June 21, 2023, 07:01:21 PM
got a taste of it today

went to corporate office

left at 530 just got back

how do people do these 13 hour days oh baby

I can think of a lot of rea$on$
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on June 22, 2023, 07:53:23 AM
Do they call the jail in Lincoln "corporate"?

I'm guessing they call the jail in Lincoln "overcrowded".
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 22, 2023, 08:32:17 AM
More corporate work today!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on June 22, 2023, 08:41:38 AM
More corporate work today!
I hope you had a good breakfast.
What's for lunch ?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 22, 2023, 09:02:46 AM
I hope you had a good breakfast.
What's for lunch ?
Had granola yogurt peanut butter

Lunch will be leftover pizza
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 27, 2023, 05:18:27 PM
a day in the office today

geez

i did some extra work and my supervisor said "Wow you were quick!"

whoops

now that will always be expected
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on June 28, 2023, 12:51:19 AM
Going to Monterey for a week in August for work and some play. Plan on doing plenty of golfing.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on June 28, 2023, 10:56:17 AM
Going to Monterey for a week in August for work and some play. Plan on doing plenty of golfing.

If you're flying into SJC, hit me up for a beer
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 28, 2023, 12:41:30 PM
Been busy today
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on June 28, 2023, 01:03:32 PM
Fascinating.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on June 28, 2023, 05:18:43 PM
I wanna know what company has jasn working in their corporate office.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 28, 2023, 06:15:34 PM
I wanna know what company has jasn working in their corporate office.

Hey I got a compliment from my supervisor today
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on June 28, 2023, 06:28:32 PM
Hey I got a compliment from my supervisor today

Nice job.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on June 28, 2023, 06:48:01 PM
"If you got time to lean, you got time to clean" is NOT a compliment.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 28, 2023, 06:49:07 PM
"If you got time to lean, you got time to clean" is NOT a compliment.

How about "no thank you for making this a priority so I too can continue working from home"
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on June 29, 2023, 06:29:12 AM
I wanna know what company has jasn working in their corporate office.

That was an all too obvious question that was going completely overlooked. Good observation.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on June 29, 2023, 03:21:35 PM
Mandated 3 hrs overtime today.

Not happy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 03, 2023, 08:10:22 AM
Off sat Sunday work today off tomorrow

Can't wait to retire
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 03, 2023, 09:07:09 AM
Off sat Sunday work today off tomorrow

Can't wait to retire

It's called PTO jasn.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 03, 2023, 10:01:56 AM
It's called PTO jasn.

Not at this place!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 06, 2023, 10:54:28 AM
Man this grind
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 10, 2023, 09:06:08 AM
Back at it with getting extra work put on me
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 10, 2023, 11:04:53 AM
Appreciate the update.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 12, 2023, 12:10:39 PM
Work bought us olive garden
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 12, 2023, 12:14:03 PM
Work bought us olive garden

Fuck yeah! Corporate life rulz!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 12, 2023, 12:14:27 PM
Hope you managed to get to the breadsticks before they were gone.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 12, 2023, 12:24:37 PM
Work bought us olive garden

They trying to get you to quit?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 12, 2023, 12:39:44 PM
They trying to get you to quit?

Oh I didn't get any.  I don't like heavy foods on lunch. Got to stay focused on work
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 12, 2023, 01:48:57 PM
Oh I didn't get any.  I don't like heavy foods on lunch. Got to stay focused on work

I never dreamed that you had this kind of work ethic. I admire that, Jasn.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 12, 2023, 02:07:34 PM
Oh I didn't get any.  I don't like heavy foods on lunch. Got to stay focused on work

You’re a good corporate boy.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 12, 2023, 02:50:08 PM
I never dreamed that you had this kind of work ethic. I admire that, Jasn.

I'm here to work not have fun
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 12, 2023, 04:35:53 PM
I'm here to work not have fun

Gotta make up for lost time
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/META?p=META&.tsrc=fin-srch
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 12, 2023, 05:00:03 PM
You’re a good corporate boy.

Don't listen to him, Jasn, he would rather you get fired and become a ward of the Nanny State!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 12, 2023, 08:42:50 PM
Always stay FOCUSED. Number 1 rule when I clock in. Thanks for the support
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 13, 2023, 01:29:49 AM
LMAO
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 13, 2023, 06:36:42 AM
2 meetings today


#thegrind
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 13, 2023, 07:16:49 AM
2 meetings today


#thegrind
Just stay focused and take good notes. ✍
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 13, 2023, 07:23:21 AM
Just stay focused and take good notes. ✍
Absolutely  brother
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 13, 2023, 11:54:34 AM
meanwhile I am headed to the office to grab all my stuff, much of which has been in an unopened box that has moved from company to company over 30 years, old textbooks from ECE 411/491 etc...

Going flex
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 13, 2023, 02:28:22 PM
meanwhile I am headed to the office to grab all my stuff, much of which has been in an unopened box that has moved from company to company over 30 years, old textbooks from ECE 411/491 etc...

Going flex

I'm full time remote. I remember moving my shit out and bringing it home. Fucking amazing.

I'm saving about 6000-7000 per year from not driving to the office every day.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 13, 2023, 02:34:40 PM
Had to report due to internet outage.  45 minute drive to work 90 minutes

#determined
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 13, 2023, 04:06:53 PM
I'm full time remote. I remember moving my shit out and bringing it home. Fucking amazing.

I'm saving about 6000-7000 per year from not driving to the office every day.

Going on 3 1/2 years for me being remote. It’s pretty nice.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 13, 2023, 04:21:14 PM
I'm full time remote. I remember moving my shit out and bringing it home. Fucking amazing.

I'm saving about 6000-7000 per year from not driving to the office every day.

Since March 2020, I've been in maybe 10 times, so when they did a survey, I checked "Flex Desk". Of the ten times, most of them I just went to the cafeteria and got lunch, found a conference room and never went to my cube anyway.

* I actually save money by going to the office because the cafeteria is really good and heavily subsidized, and not only do I not spend any money on gas, I get to ride in the middle of the lane in front of Custard.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 14, 2023, 07:12:42 AM
I'm here to work not have fun
It's Friday !!!!
Do they let you bust out early on Fridays ?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 14, 2023, 07:28:02 AM
It's Friday !!!!
Do they let you bust out early on Fridays ?

Nope even if they did I wouldn't. WHY? I even stayed 6 minutes over last night
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 14, 2023, 07:40:34 AM
Nope even if they did I wouldn't. WHY? I even stayed 6 minutes over last night
You better pace yourself. You may burn out early.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 14, 2023, 08:01:58 AM
You better pace yourself. You may burn out early.

I love what I do
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 14, 2023, 08:16:19 AM
It's Friday !!!!
Do they let you bust out early on Fridays ?

Maybe today is Hawaiian shirt day
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 14, 2023, 08:29:03 AM
Maybe today is Hawaiian shirt day

We've never had one of those

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 14, 2023, 09:38:00 AM
We've never had one of those

You should suggest it. It's fun, and helps with team building.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 14, 2023, 10:50:22 AM
I love what I do

wait - you work for Nvidia too?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 14, 2023, 02:35:50 PM
wait - you work for Nvidia too?

No

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 16, 2023, 05:16:53 PM
I'm full time remote. I remember moving my shit out and bringing it home. Fucking amazing.

I'm saving about 6000-7000 per year from not driving to the office every day.

Exactly. I've worked from home since 2008. Never go to the office. Have a corporate conference once a year but it's usually in a nice location (Vegas couple times, Florida, Charleston (SC), San Antonio, Nawleans) but haven't done one since Covid. Hell, I haven't seen my boss in person for 4 years I'd say.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 17, 2023, 02:55:43 PM
I had not been to the office for over 3 weeks.

Today I look at the clock and it is not even 3PM. This sucks.

I do not know how you do it, Jasn.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 17, 2023, 03:58:50 PM
I had not been to the office for over 3 weeks.

Today I look at the clock and it is not even 3PM. This sucks.

I do not know how you do it, Jasn.

Alcohol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 17, 2023, 04:04:41 PM
Alcohol

While at work?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 18, 2023, 07:04:53 AM
While at work?

I’m hoping he’s using it as incentive
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 18, 2023, 07:28:58 AM
no i dont drink during work
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 18, 2023, 06:03:10 PM

no i dont drink during work

How boring.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 18, 2023, 06:23:08 PM

How boring.

Tempo, if you are drinking during work that’s an issue.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 18, 2023, 06:54:49 PM
Tempo, if you are drinking during work that’s an issue.

Robb was AOTC???
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 19, 2023, 08:17:02 AM
Robb was AOTC???

Hmmm. Maybe.

I just don't think guys that drive Ubers should drink at work.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 19, 2023, 08:23:40 AM
Hmmm. Maybe.

I just don't think guys that drive Ubers should drink at work.

Aren't they all automated now anyway?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 24, 2023, 08:24:45 PM
In the office tomorrow

Ugh

Oh well
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 24, 2023, 08:40:21 PM
In the office tomorrow

Ugh

Oh well

Maybe you can convince one of your 3 girlfriends to give you a nooner session during lunch.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 24, 2023, 08:41:29 PM
Maybe you can convince one of your 3 girlfriends to give you a nooner session during lunch.

Work is work

Only thing I think of at work is work

No distractions!!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 25, 2023, 12:15:25 PM
Long boring day

On lunch

Ready to go
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 25, 2023, 12:31:53 PM
My favorite stall is out of order
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 25, 2023, 01:31:17 PM
My favorite stall is out of order
And I was going to ask if "Ready to go" meant to your stall. Lol.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 25, 2023, 01:39:27 PM
Long boring day

On lunch

Ready to go

I told you to set up a nooner.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 25, 2023, 02:34:55 PM
86 minutes left woof woof stay motivated
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 25, 2023, 03:37:37 PM
Walking in hallway
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 25, 2023, 03:42:09 PM
Walking in hallway

You’re a state employee aren’t you…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 25, 2023, 03:51:54 PM
86 minutes left woof woof stay motivated

Today's teenagers are really pretty goofy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: alum74 on July 25, 2023, 03:54:18 PM
86 minutes left woof woof stay motivated

Your supervisor needs to double your workload.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 25, 2023, 04:03:49 PM
It would be something if Jasn worked in Uber Corporate and spent his days trying to figure out ways to screw over Tempo.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 25, 2023, 05:09:06 PM
Walking in hallway

Riveting shit, here!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 25, 2023, 05:38:24 PM
It would be something if Jasn worked in Uber Corporate and spent his days trying to figure out ways to screw over Tempo.

<<snicker>>
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 12:07:50 PM
Not a fan of foul language at work
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 12:36:44 PM
Unbelievable my 130 meeting got canceled.  Sob
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 01:31:59 PM
Thanks for the updates. These workplace updates are absolutely riveting. I look forward to hearing about how the break room atmosphere was today.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 02:27:46 PM
Thanks for the updates. These workplace updates are absolutely riveting. I look forward to hearing about how the break room atmosphere was today.

Says the guy that drives Ubers full time.

Oh wait. The highlight of your career was managing an outback steakhouse lol.

Maybe ease up a little champ

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 02:30:00 PM
I for one enjoy Jasn's updates. Keep them coming. Fuck Tempo.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 02:50:32 PM
My meeting did happen.

Me and my co worker said screw this were having it!@ cuz it's to help improve the company

So me and her went to a private room and had a guy from a different department join in
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 02:51:11 PM
Thanks for the updates. These workplace updates are absolutely riveting. I look forward to hearing about how the break room atmosphere was today.

Kinda intriguing.  Anticipation with nerves I'd say
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 26, 2023, 03:01:00 PM
My meeting did happen.

Me and my co worker said screw this were having it!@ cuz it's to help improve the company

So me and her went to a private room and had a guy from a different department join in

Sounds like a great plot for a porno…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:39:04 PM
Says the guy that drives Ubers full time.

Oh wait. The highlight of your career was managing an outback steakhouse lol.

Maybe ease up a little champ

JFC talk about easing up. Fuck you. I’m just having a little fun with Jason.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:39:41 PM
I for one enjoy Jasn's updates. Keep them coming. Fuck Tempo.

Fuck you, pussy.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 03:40:39 PM
Sounds like a great plot for a porno…
one co worker made a inappropriate comment but ill let it side
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:42:49 PM
I for one enjoy Jasn's updates. Keep them coming. Fuck Tempo.

If I wasn’t partially enjoying these “updates” I wouldn’t open the thread you stupid fucking cunt. Fuck you.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:42:53 PM
JFC talk about easing up. Fuck you. I’m just having a little fun with Jason.

Nah, fuck you man. You're an asshole.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:43:24 PM
Nah, fuck you man. You're an asshole.

Hilarious.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:43:33 PM
If I wasn’t partially enjoying these “updates” I wouldn’t open the thread you stupid fucking cunt. Fuck you.

Fuck you too, you piece of shit.

Don't forget Dottie needs to get her hair done and she needs a ride.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:45:10 PM
Apparently everyone around here is allowed to bust a little balls but me. Fuck you Jobu, you cunt pussy asshole.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:45:22 PM
If I wasn’t partially enjoying these “updates” I wouldn’t open the thread you stupid fucking cunt. Fuck you.

This needs to be bookmarked for the next time Tempo claims to be civil.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:45:36 PM
Apparently everyone around here is allowed to bust a little balls but me. Fuck you Jobu, you cunt pussy asshole.

Civility
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:46:41 PM
Apparently everyone around here is allowed to bust a little balls but me. Fuck you Jobu, you cunt pussy asshole.

Unhinged lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:47:11 PM
Tempo34 ladies and gentlemen. Model of civility on a message board.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 03:48:03 PM
Looks like the heat is getting to everyone. Jasn, what is the temp at corporate?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:48:13 PM
This needs to be bookmarked for the next time Tempo claims to be civil.

Why should I be civil to the most uncivil person here? You are the problem. I’m not the one chiming in on your posts and saying “fuck Jobu.” We’ve barely communicated in weeks, if not months. Let it fucking go, prick. You are easily the most uncivil person here. You will get the civility you deserve. Be civil, I’ll be civil back. Prick.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:48:27 PM
Tempo is broken
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:49:08 PM
Looks like the heat is getting to everyone. Jasn, what is the temp at corporate?

Shut the fuck up PAMan, you cunt pussy fuck
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:49:14 PM
Tempo34 ladies and gentlemen. Model of civility on a message board.

Fuck you. You’re a major asshole. You get the civility you deserve. You deserve none.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:49:42 PM
Tempo is broken

I’d like to break your fucking face.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:51:07 PM
I’d like to break your fucking face.

Wow. That's super civil. Maybe some anger management would serve you well. Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:51:35 PM
Fuck you. You’re a major asshole. You get the civility you deserve. You deserve none.

At least I'm not a minor asshole. That's good I guess.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 03:51:41 PM
Had the AC guy out yesterday. Currently a steady 73 in Casa de PAMan. Do have some fans, ceiling and box, running as well. Because that is how I roll.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:52:12 PM
Cunt pussy asshole. I need that in my sig lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 03:52:28 PM
I’d like to break your fucking face.

Well, this is at least sig worthy for Jobu. Have to say....
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:52:43 PM
Wow. That's super civil. Maybe some anger management would serve you well. Jesus Christ.

I’m fucking with you. Sort of. Because you’re a prick. See, you’re not the only one who can troll. You fucking pussy.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:53:37 PM
But for real. Jobu is a cunt. And a pussy. Real Internet tough guy shit.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 03:54:16 PM
I’m fucking with you. Sort of. Because you’re a prick. See, you’re not the only one who can troll. You fucking pussy.

Nice one, Tempo. Had me going. Was just going to DM you to see if you were doing ok!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 03:55:04 PM
But for real. Jobu is a cunt. And a pussy. Real Internet tough guy shit.

Maybe I will DM you to see if you are ok....
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:55:16 PM
But for real. Jobu is a cunt. And a pussy. Real Internet tough guy shit.

You're calling me an internet tough guy, at the same time calling me a cunt and a pussy and you would like to break my face.

Ok dude. Grow up a little.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:56:24 PM
Seriously though, barely interact with Jobu for weeks on end, and he has to chime in with his tough guy bullshit. I’m just giving Jason a little ribbing. I like the work update thread. If I didn’t, I’d ignore it. And oh, fuck Jobu.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 03:57:45 PM
You're calling me an internet tough guy, at the same time calling me a cunt and a pussy and you would like to break my face.

Ok dude. Grow up a little.

What fun would it be here if we all grew up? It would just be Sparks lecturing each other....BOOOORRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 03:58:01 PM
You're calling me an internet tough guy, at the same time calling me a cunt and a pussy and you would like to break my face.

Ok dude. Grow up a little.

You fucking grow up. You’re just an Internet tough guy. Fuck you. Be civil, and you’ll get civility back.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:58:03 PM
I’d like to break your fucking face.

If you're serious, I'm down mother fucker. Let's go.

If you're gonna talk some shit, be ready to back it up. Time and place.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 03:59:45 PM
You fucking grow up. You’re just an Internet tough guy. Fuck you. Be civil, and you’ll get civility back.

Back your shit up, asshole. Name a time and place. I'll show you what an internet tough guy is.

If you want to call people cunts and pussies and assholes and talk about breaking faces, all the while talking about how other people are "internet tough guys", back that shit up.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:01:18 PM
If you're serious, I'm down mother fucker. Let's go.

If you're gonna talk some shit, be ready to back it up. Time and place.

I’d be about half-tempted to meet you in Dwight some day. But you’re just a fucking Internet tough guy. Fuck you.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:02:22 PM
Back your shit up, asshole. Name a time and place. I'll show you what an internet tough guy is.

If you want to call people cunts and pussies and assholes and talk about breaking faces, all the while talking about how other people are "internet tough guys", back that shit up.

Jobu doesn’t like it when others play his game. Fuck you pussy. I’d be down, but I wouldn’t waste the time and gas on you, because you’re a piece of shit.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 04:03:14 PM
Jobu doesn’t like it when others play his game. Fuck you pussy. I’d be down, but I wouldn’t waste the time and gas on you, because you’re a piece of shit.

I have to say that "I'd like to break your fucking face" is one of the funniest things posted here in awhile.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:04:46 PM
I see Jobu post about 4x in a month, 3 or 4 of them are to attack me. Fuck him. Jagoff. I haven’t posted anything to him before today in weeks if not a couple months. Let it fucking go. Dick.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:05:30 PM
I have to say that "I'd like to break your fucking face" is one of the funniest things posted here in awhile.

I’d consider doing it if I had the chance.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:06:33 PM
I’d be about half-tempted to meet you in Dwight some day. But you’re just a fucking Internet tough guy. Fuck you.

Maybe you can find someone that needs a ride to Dwight. Then you could get your ass kicked and get paid for it.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 04:08:11 PM
Maybe you can find someone that needs a ride to Dwight. Then you could get your ass kicked and get paid for it.

This is funny too. LOL.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:08:28 PM
I’d consider doing it if I had the chance.

Would you really? lol, I honestly outgrew that phase in my life. I don't really want to meet up with you to beat your ass, Tempo. Take it easy lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:09:46 PM
I see Jobu post about 4x in a month, 3 or 4 of them are to attack me. Fuck him. Jagoff. I haven’t posted anything to him before today in weeks if not a couple months. Let it fucking go. Dick.

This is getting easier. Seriously. It actually take little to no effort to set you off.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:10:30 PM
Jobu doesn’t like it when others play his game. Fuck you pussy. I’d be down, but I wouldn’t waste the time and gas on you, because you’re a piece of shit.

When others play what game? lol

You're insane.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:15:33 PM
I like to encourage Jason to keep posting his “riveting” work updates because isn’t “currently sitting in my favorite stall or walking down the hallway” the gist of the bit. That his incredibly mundane stuff is worth documenting. JFC.

As I said, think I’ve seen Jobu post maybe 5x in recent weeks and probably 3 of them were “Fuck Tempo” posts, from practically out of the blue. And he says I shouldn’t lighten up.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:16:44 PM
When others play what game? lol

You're insane.

Says the guy who pretended he was dying in order to get some attention on the Internet.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:17:49 PM
This is getting easier. Seriously. It actually take little to no effort to set you off.

Set me off? I’m laughing hysterically as I post. You’re just a bitch troll. You barely register when it comes to “setting me off.”
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:18:59 PM
Set me off? I’m laughing hysterically as I post. You’re just a bitch troll. You barely register when it comes to “setting me off.”

Ok, that's good. Because I was a bit worried about you.

Glad to know you're not insane.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:21:17 PM
Everyone has been “nice” to each other for weeks. Jobu posts and it all goes to shit. Coincidence?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:23:38 PM
Everyone has been “nice” to each other for weeks. Jobu posts and it all goes to shit. Coincidence?

Post exactly when I called you a cunt, pussy or an asshole. And post when I said that I would like to break your face. See, you did all that.

Take responsibility for your own behavior. I didn't force you to post what you posted. Grow up, you little bitch.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:25:15 PM
Is this about the time your start your victim routine? I think it is.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:26:41 PM
Post exactly when I called you a cunt, pussy or an asshole. And post when I said that I would like to break your face. See, you did all that.

Take responsibility for your own behavior. I didn't force you to post what you posted. Grow up, you little bitch.

You’ve never said “I want to break your face,” but you’ve absolutely called me pussy and cunt. You want civility. Practice it. Jason didn’t need you white knighting for him. It was just an excuse for you to obsess over me, and attack me. You’re the problem.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:27:31 PM
Is this about the time your start your victim routine? I think it is.

You’re the problem.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:28:24 PM
And just to be clear, I have absolutely no interest in fighting Tempo. I was joking around earlier about naming times and places. I am confident he wasn't joking about breaking my face.

My street fighting days ended when I grew up. And if Dipshit34 doesn't understand the irony of busting Jasn's balls when he drives for freaking Uber, well, I guess that's Dipshit34's problem.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:29:52 PM
You’ve never said “I want to break your face,” but you’ve absolutely called me pussy and cunt. You want civility. Practice it. Jason didn’t need you white knighting for him. It was just an excuse for you to obsess over me, and attack me. You’re the problem.

I wasn't white knighting for Jasn. I was making fun of you. Dipshit.

I'm sure I have called you a pussy, because you are. Cunt? Maybe, hell I don't know lol

And, no, I've never threatened you with violence.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:30:17 PM
And just to be clear, I have absolutely no interest in fighting Tempo. I was joking around earlier about naming times and places. I am confident he wasn't joking about breaking my face.

My street fighting days ended when I grew up. And if Dipshit34 doesn't understand the irony of busting Jasn's balls when he drives for freaking Uber, well, I guess that's Dipshit34's problem.

See, you’re the problem.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:31:29 PM
Walking in hallway

Posts like these apparently go over Jobu’s head.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:31:44 PM
See, you’re the problem.

I suppose so.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:32:03 PM
Posts like these apparently go over Jobu’s head.

I actually liked that one
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:32:29 PM
I wasn't white knighting for Jasn. I was making fun of you. Dipshit.

I'm sure I have called you a pussy, because you are. Cunt? Maybe, hell I don't know lol

And, no, I've never threatened you with violence.

Exactly. It was just an excuse to attack me. Thanks for acknowledging that.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:32:35 PM
Posts like these apparently go over Jobu’s head.

Still want to break my face, nutjob?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:32:49 PM
I actually liked that one

But you didn’t “get” it.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:33:12 PM
Still want to break my face, nutjob?

Depends on my mood. I’d maybe be up for it.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:33:30 PM
Exactly. It was just an excuse to attack me. Thanks for acknowledging that.

That's exactly what it was. Like I said, I found humor in your irony.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:34:05 PM
Depends on my mood. I’d maybe be up for it.

Keep making threats. And calling me "the problem."

lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:34:22 PM
Still want to break my face, nutjob?

I love it when the guy who “died” on the Internet for attention calls me a “nutjob.”
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:34:47 PM
I love it when the guy who “died” on the Internet for attention calls me a “nutjob.”

Have I ever threatened you with violence?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:35:00 PM
Keep making threats. And calling me "the problem."

lol

You’re at least 80% of the problem. Minimum.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:35:22 PM
You’re at least 80% of the problem. Minimum.

Have I ever threatened you with violence?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 04:35:47 PM
You’re at least 80% of the problem. Minimum.

What/who are the other 20%?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:36:00 PM
Have I ever threatened you with violence?

Not that I remember. But I wouldn’t rule it out. I’d say no since I can’t recall for sure, but I’m not sure. It’s possible. We’ve had some heated exchanges.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:36:24 PM
Not that I remember. But I wouldn’t rule it out. I’d say no since I can’t recall for sure, but I’m not sure. It’s possible. We’ve had some heated exchanges.

Lol. The answer is no.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:36:33 PM
What/who are the other 20%?

I guess me for engaging him.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 04:37:48 PM
I guess me for engaging him.

Now I am feeling left out.  :-[
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:41:46 PM
Lol. The answer is no.

I’ll lean no. But I’m not sure that’s accurate. You’ve said some pretty awful shit.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:49:39 PM
I’ll lean no. But I’m not sure that’s accurate. You’ve said some pretty awful shit.

So have you. You just said you would like to break my fucking face. You have no room to be judgmental.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 04:50:42 PM
Now I am feeling left out.  :-[

Don't worry, you'll piss him off soon, and all of his attention will be back on you.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 04:54:22 PM
So have you. You just said you would like to break my fucking face. You have no room to be judgmental.

If it makes you feel better, yours is the only face I have interest in breaking. Out of literally everyone I “know.” So you are elite in that regard.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 05:06:11 PM
Walking in hallway

Sorry to say I’m no longer allowed to call posts like this “riveting.” My bad for attempting to be in on the joke.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 05:18:29 PM
meanwhile im off the corporate grind for today. 
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 26, 2023, 05:22:41 PM
Had the AC guy out yesterday. Currently a steady 73 in Casa de PAMan. Do have some fans, ceiling and box, running as well. Because that is how I roll.
Man up, you pussy cunt ThePAMan.
(https://i.ibb.co/SJV2ZCJ/20230726-171920.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4J4c0rJ)
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 05:43:18 PM
meanwhile im off the corporate grind for today.

Lol.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 06:13:01 PM
Man up, you pussy cunt ThePAMan.
(https://i.ibb.co/SJV2ZCJ/20230726-171920.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4J4c0rJ)

Don't make me want to break your fucking face, Mn!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 26, 2023, 06:14:00 PM
That still busts me up that Tempo wrote that. That is classic, Tempo! Not "3 to 5 minutes" classic, but classic just the same.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 06:36:56 PM
Tomorrow I have 3 meetings all virtual.  Does that mean I will wear relaxed clothing?

NO!!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 06:40:33 PM
meanwhile im off the corporate grind for today.

I know that playful sarcasm isn't always easy to convey in a post, but I hope you've not taken any offense to my "this is riveting" posts. (I think) I know the bit you are playing here, and I try to play along. Thus my suggestion for nooners and such. My goal is not to insult you. If I didn't like the content I would ignore the thread, like I do every other thread I find disinteresting.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 26, 2023, 07:19:39 PM
I know that playful sarcasm isn't always easy to convey in a post, but I hope you've not taken any offense to my "this is riveting" posts. (I think) I know the bit you are playing here, and I try to play along. Thus my suggestion for nooners and such. My goal is not to insult you. If I didn't like the content I would ignore the thread, like I do every other thread I find disinteresting.

Let's hug it out brother
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 26, 2023, 07:36:58 PM
Let's rub it out brother

There I fixed it for you…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 26, 2023, 08:21:13 PM
Wow. So now we go from Tempo wanting to break my fucking face to Tempo and jasn stroking each other.

This board is magic.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: alum74 on July 26, 2023, 08:54:21 PM
Tomorrow I have 3 meetings all virtual.  Does that mean I will wear relaxed clothing?

NO!!!

Best to wear a suit to a disciplinary meeting.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 26, 2023, 08:59:12 PM
There I fixed it for you…

Nicely done.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 27, 2023, 07:01:10 AM
Nothing better than opening up that laptop and getting straight to work!!

FOCUSED

DETERMINATION

SATISFACTION

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 27, 2023, 07:21:49 AM
Nothing better than opening up that laptop and getting straight to work!!

FOCUSED

DETERMINATION

SATISFACTION


Dressed appropriately, I'm sure.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 27, 2023, 07:35:18 AM
Dressed appropriately, I'm sure.

Of course
How you dress is how you perform at work
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 27, 2023, 07:45:43 AM
Of course
How you dress is how you perform at work
Let's not get carried away here.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 27, 2023, 08:02:57 AM
My favorite co worker called off
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 27, 2023, 01:13:53 PM
ihave a meeting at 330 with my supervisor
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 27, 2023, 01:50:54 PM
ihave a meeting at 330 with my supervisor

Do you have a box big enough to bring the personal items in your desk home? If not, get one and have it packed up before the meeting. Just in case.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 27, 2023, 01:54:53 PM
I’d like to break your fucking face.

I chuckled again today when I thought about this one.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: alum74 on July 27, 2023, 02:06:19 PM
ihave a meeting at 330 with my supervisor

It should be a short meeting.  Someone from security will be there to escort you out of the building.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 27, 2023, 02:08:59 PM
I chuckled again today when I thought about this one.

Yeah, that was amazing
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 27, 2023, 03:14:47 PM
I expect a mea culpa written to your supervisor that you had a lapse in focus this afternoon. And that it won’t happen again.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 27, 2023, 03:16:04 PM
I chuckled again today when I thought about this one.

Instant classic.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 27, 2023, 03:34:00 PM
Tomorrow I have 3 meetings all virtual.  Does that mean I will wear relaxed clothing?

NO!!!

I'm taking calls in a bathing suit at the pool.

Now let's compare results.

Maybe you need to rethink your strategy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 27, 2023, 04:00:08 PM
Great meeting! Working on a big account! Will have alone time tomorrow to focus on it.FOCUS

Not even gonna view tomorrow as Friday.  To me it's another work day!@@

THIS account is a TOP priority!! And I've been given it!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 27, 2023, 04:27:53 PM
I bet it's the Penske file.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 27, 2023, 06:06:24 PM
I'm taking calls in a bathing suit at the pool.

Now let's compare results.

Maybe you need to rethink your strategy

I was getting head during a Zoom meeting 🤷🏻‍♂️ he definitely needs to rethink his strategy.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 28, 2023, 06:05:12 AM
cramp in leg, bad gas


today could be a challenge
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 28, 2023, 06:55:48 AM
cramp in leg, bad gas


today could be a challenge

Hydrating and BeanO are your friends.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 10:53:36 AM
cramp in leg, bad gas


today could be a challenge

Drink plenty of water and hit your favorite stall. Power through. The corporate agenda must be completed.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 11:26:42 AM
Hydrating and BeanO are your friends.

Does Beano really work? I've honestly never tried it. Mostly because I like farting.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 28, 2023, 11:29:41 AM
Does Beano really work? I've honestly never tried it. Mostly because I like farting.

Means you’re healthy!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 28, 2023, 02:07:01 PM
struggling to end the day

really struggling

encourgae me

pick me up
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 02:15:45 PM
struggling to end the day

really struggling

encourgae me

pick me up

Think of the corporate overlords that are counting on you. If that doesn’t pick you up, nothing will.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 28, 2023, 02:25:59 PM
Think of the corporate overlords that are counting on you. If that doesn’t pick you up, nothing will.

wow thanks bro

i just looke din the mirror and Said whpo are you!!

im a worker!

now im working hard
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 02:29:06 PM
wow thanks bro

i just looke din the mirror and Said whpo are you!!

im a worker!

now im working hard

I’m here for you. And when I say you, I mean your corporate overlords. Love you, man.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 04:31:49 PM
After thinking about it a bit, I’ve come to the realization that Itasca is really the first “small town” I’ve ever lived in. And I’ve lived in a lot of places. I guess Carmel Indiana my freshman year of HS would be the only comparison.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 04:33:34 PM
Lol Damn, Carmel is 100k now. Wow. Wanna say it was like 25k when I was there. I think Itasca is 5-10k. I’d have to check to be sure. Do I live in a town small enough for Jason Aldean?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 04:34:25 PM
Itasca pushing 10k at 9500+
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 04:47:55 PM
Itasca pushing 10k at 9500+

Wow. Washington has like over 15000. All white people tho.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 28, 2023, 04:53:28 PM
the weekend has begun

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 28, 2023, 04:55:10 PM
the weekend has begun

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You worked hard, stayed focused. Now go get you some this weekend.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 05:25:03 PM
You worked hard, stayed focused. Now go get you some this weekend.

Sounds like he’s got 3 on the hook.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 28, 2023, 05:42:51 PM
Sounds like he’s got 3 on the hook.

He should really give up the ladies this weekend so he can rest up for Monday. He has the big account and women weaken knees.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 05:51:52 PM
He should really give up the ladies this weekend so he can rest up for Monday. He has the big account and women weaken knees.

Jasn has an office job and has pussy on a string.

I guess you just never know.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2023, 06:37:42 PM
Wow. Washington has like over 15000. All white people tho.

True. But we’ve got Elk Grove, Shaumburg, Roselle, Medinah all right next door. So it’s not like you gotta drive 12 miles to get to the next town.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 08:34:14 PM
True. But we’ve got Elk Grove, Shaumburg, Roselle, Medinah all right next door. So it’s not like you gotta drive 12 miles to get to the next town.

Washington is right next door to East Peoria, and East Peoria is right next door to Morton.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on July 28, 2023, 10:44:11 PM
Lol Damn, Carmel is 100k now. Wow. Wanna say it was like 25k when I was there. I think Itasca is 5-10k. I’d have to check to be sure. Do I live in a town small enough for Jason Aldean?

I think the precedent was set by Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 29, 2023, 07:49:17 AM
I think the precedent was set by Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha.

Who didn't even live in Kenosha.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on July 29, 2023, 12:43:40 PM
Who didn't even live in Kenosha.

Yeah I wrestled with that, but decided since it happened in Kenosha then it might be the threshold for small towns.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on July 29, 2023, 12:44:13 PM
Well fuck it’s 100k too so maybe not
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 29, 2023, 12:59:21 PM
Yeah Kenosha isn’t a “small town.” What’s our threshold? 5k? 10k? 20k?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 29, 2023, 01:14:33 PM
Yeah Kenosha isn’t a “small town.” What’s our threshold? 5k? 10k? 20k?

I grew up in a town of 500 people.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 29, 2023, 01:18:15 PM
I grew up in a town of 500 people.

That qualifies.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 29, 2023, 02:52:44 PM
I pulled off a unique parking job today and no one batted a eye .

Small town
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 29, 2023, 02:55:24 PM
Love this quote

"Work hard,  play hard"

I have no plans to 630

Might do some work
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 29, 2023, 03:26:49 PM
1800 in my zip code.

And most are armed.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 29, 2023, 03:39:04 PM
1800 in my zip code.

And most are armed.

Switzerland?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 29, 2023, 04:00:15 PM
Switzerland?

Sure.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 29, 2023, 10:06:54 PM
Sure.

I’d love to live in Switzerland. I have ancestry there. I wonder if they still issue each household a rifle. That would put it over the top for me.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Illinifan5775 on July 29, 2023, 11:05:49 PM
I grew up in a town of 500 people.
Where was that?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 30, 2023, 06:07:21 AM
Had a dream of my favorite co worker who's married

In the dream we were cuddling

She's married

Do I tell her
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on July 30, 2023, 08:46:41 AM
Had a dream of my favorite co worker who's married

In the dream we were cuddling

She's married

Do I tell her

If you would like to talk to HR about sexual harassment, yeah. Tell her all about it.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on July 30, 2023, 09:29:43 AM
If you would like to talk to HR about sexual harassment, yeah. Tell her all about it.

And just like that, boom, his corporate life is over…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 30, 2023, 10:25:38 AM
If you would like to talk to HR about sexual harassment, yeah. Tell her all about it.

This.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on July 30, 2023, 11:40:50 AM
I’d love to live in Switzerland. I have ancestry there. I wonder if they still issue each household a rifle. That would put it over the top for me.

I was just there last month, what an amazing place, I too would love to live there
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on July 30, 2023, 11:51:38 AM
Don't listen to them, Jasn.
Be pro-active and go to HR before they come to you. Tell them you are being stalked and if she tries to cuddle with you you're man enough that you can handle it on your own.

Meanwhile, you'll be too focused on your big project tomorrow. Stay focused !!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ridingthegrange on July 30, 2023, 05:29:24 PM
I was just there last month, what an amazing place, I too would love to live there

Last year for me.  Totally agree that it's a place I could live.  Things are pricey but the wages are good.  I'd have to figure how to become a banker.   
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on July 30, 2023, 06:34:13 PM
Last year for me.  Totally agree that it's a place I could live.  Things are pricey but the wages are good.  I'd have to figure how to become a banker.   

In a shocker to me the income taxes are lower there
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 31, 2023, 11:31:43 AM
getting balsted today

DONT EVEN have time to think

FOCUS is needed more than ever today!!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 31, 2023, 11:48:24 AM
Blasted? In what regard?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on July 31, 2023, 11:54:14 AM
getting balsted today

DONT EVEN have time to think

FOCUS is needed more than ever today!!!

sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 31, 2023, 12:24:33 PM
Blasted? In what regard?

paperwork, accts, gettign questions thrown to me
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 31, 2023, 12:28:46 PM
Blasted? In what regard?

Probably for his spelling
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 31, 2023, 01:09:37 PM
Probably for his spelling

It’s plossibible.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 31, 2023, 01:36:17 PM
my fav co worker, the one i dreamed about , just said "it's to easy to agree" with me so she wont. i called her a troublemaker and she smirked


oh boy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2023, 02:05:25 PM
It’s plossibible.

That's funny, Tempo. Well done.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 31, 2023, 02:27:55 PM
The tolerant left making fun of someone who had trouble spelling

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on July 31, 2023, 02:33:31 PM
The tolerant left making fun of someone who had trouble spelling

Lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 31, 2023, 03:39:38 PM
The tolerant left making fun of someone who had trouble spelling

We had a vote - we removed people who have trouble spelling from the list of protected classes when autocorrect was invented
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2023, 04:31:11 PM
The tolerant left making fun of someone who had trouble spelling

Good one, Jasn.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2023, 04:32:58 PM
Just do not misspell her name, or their names (in case you are a Mormon), on your wedding invitations that you will be having printed soon
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on July 31, 2023, 04:49:00 PM
Just do not misspell her name, or their names (in case you are a Mormon), on your wedding invitations that you will be having printed soon

The real problem will be that he incorrectly licks the alphabet
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2023, 05:06:24 PM
The real problem will be that he incorrectly licks the alphabet

That's a good one too. Well done, Murph.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on July 31, 2023, 08:51:50 PM
Only Monday and I'm exhausted.  Oh boy it's gonna be a long week
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 01, 2023, 11:29:58 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/M30VXNZc948AAAAS/holiday-road-lindsey-buckingham.gif)how i am feeling

https://media.tenor.com/M30VXNZc948AAAAS/holiday-road-lindsey-buckingham.gif
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 02, 2023, 11:29:10 AM
i see the rain through my office window

and it makes me wanna curl up with a good book

instead i send these emails

hoping to catch a break
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 02, 2023, 12:55:08 PM
i see the rain through my office window

and it makes me wanna curl up with a good book

instead i send these emails

hoping to catch a break

Sold my plasma in Amsterdam
Spent it all in a night
Buying drinks at the Melkweg
For a soldier in drag
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 02, 2023, 12:55:18 PM
Sounds like you’re goofing off. Not very productive of you.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on August 02, 2023, 04:49:53 PM
Our all hands call today was a complete waste of time.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 04, 2023, 03:13:46 PM
benefit from working from home??

NOt wearing a shirt
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 06, 2023, 05:33:19 PM
Drank to much 4 beers total.  3 in like 2 hours. 

I'm screwed
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 06, 2023, 07:44:43 PM
I’ve drank like 3 beers all year and I can handle that much.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 06, 2023, 09:22:36 PM
Hopefully they were Mich Ultras, Jasn. Hydrate tonight before bed time.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 06, 2023, 10:10:16 PM
Man', it's crazy how little I've drank lately. Seriously don't think I've been drunk since I was in Mexico in December. When I say 3 beers all year I'm not kidding.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 08, 2023, 09:10:44 AM
Nothing but emails today . I have GOT to stay focused.  All these are TOP priority.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 08, 2023, 07:02:38 PM
did about 20 something emails today

my gosh
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 08, 2023, 07:16:09 PM
did about 20 something emails today

my gosh

lol i probably get 1000/day
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 08, 2023, 07:44:58 PM
lol i probably get 1000/day

I'm sure mine are more detailed
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 08, 2023, 07:59:30 PM
I'm sure mine are more detailed

Probably are all about business and aren't about bicycles like Murph's are either.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 08, 2023, 08:05:34 PM
Jasn with the heavy email brag.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 09, 2023, 12:13:43 AM
Our all hands call today was a complete waste of time.

those are the gayest thing ever, I used to laugh at my wife when she worked for a big gay tech company and had to do those once every 2 months
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 09, 2023, 05:32:36 AM
those are the gayest thing ever, I used to laugh at my wife when she worked for a big gay tech company and had to do those once every 2 months

I knew corporations were people, but I didn’t know they could be gay. What pronoun do they use?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 09, 2023, 12:19:59 PM
Very intense meeting today.  Crying,  cursing,  yelling,  hands slamming on table, intimidation
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 09, 2023, 12:23:40 PM
Very intense meeting today.  Crying,  cursing,  yelling,  hands slamming on table, intimidation

You working for the Murdochs at Fox News?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 09, 2023, 01:03:28 PM
Very intense meeting today.  Crying,  cursing,  yelling,  hands slamming on table, intimidation

Should this go in the “Chicago Outfit” thread?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 09, 2023, 02:32:46 PM
So many emails to finish up not enough time

Debating on staying the night in the office
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 09, 2023, 02:47:50 PM
Lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 09, 2023, 06:17:32 PM
went home

abotu 21 emaisl wiating for a reply

[art fo me feels guilty for leaving but i was overwhelmed

couldnt say FOCUSED
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 09, 2023, 06:20:50 PM
went home

abotu 21 emaisl wiating for a reply

[art fo me feels guilty for leaving but i was overwhelmed

couldnt say FOCUSED

Never forget your BOUNDARIES my guy or else people will milk you to death
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 10, 2023, 08:02:12 AM
I start vacation tomorrow
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 10, 2023, 10:23:58 AM
I start vacation tomorrow

Who is going to reply to the responses to your emails from yesterday and today? The cute married girl?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 10, 2023, 10:57:53 AM
Who is going to reply to the responses to your emails from yesterday and today? The cute married girl?
The person next in line

Idk who
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 10, 2023, 11:19:37 AM
The person next in line

Idk who

sounds like they really have things sorted out at the e-mail factory
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 10, 2023, 11:33:19 AM
I start vacation tomorrow

Sounds pretty unfocused to me.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 10, 2023, 11:43:16 AM
Sounds pretty unfocused to me.

Well, since he is going to Maui, I can understand why he is unfocused.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 10, 2023, 12:09:51 PM
I think I deserve the break. 

I come back on 22nd of August
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 10, 2023, 12:10:27 PM
sounds like they really have things sorted out at the e-mail factory

My supervisor Is on vacation this week
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 10, 2023, 03:17:36 PM
I think I deserve the break. 

I come back on 22nd of August

Hopefully they do not move offices without telling you in the interim.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 10, 2023, 03:23:42 PM
The person next in line

Idk who

Wait. Are you talking about running a train on the married girl?

Damn. That sounds like a toxic workplace.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 12, 2023, 09:19:31 AM
The person who was going to cover my emails yesterday left early
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on August 15, 2023, 12:36:28 PM
Sad I didn’t have time to meet up with murph for a Pliny when I was out west. In Louisville this week and the weather is very Bay-like today.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 15, 2023, 01:13:13 PM
Sad I didn’t have time to meet up with murph for a Pliny when I was out west. In Louisville this week and the weather is very Bay-like today.

70s here today. Gorgeous.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 22, 2023, 11:35:59 AM
Supervisor welcomed me back today

Behind in my work

Felt a why am I here feeling v looking at the clock

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 22, 2023, 11:45:38 AM
Supervisor welcomed me back today

Behind in my work

Felt a why am I here feeling v looking at the clock

Tell the married gal to give you a welcome back blowjob. That will cheer you up.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 22, 2023, 02:05:24 PM
Tell the married gal to give you a welcome back blowjob. That will cheer you up.

Our communication isn't the same now
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 22, 2023, 02:23:50 PM
Sad I didn’t have time to meet up with murph for a Pliny when I was out west. In Louisville this week and the weather is very Bay-like today.

Strangely it rained here yesterday. Good for fire danger I suppose, but the wine crop this year is going to be "interesting"
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 11:38:14 AM
Work supplied burgers and hot dogs
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 23, 2023, 12:13:48 PM
Work supplied burgers and hot dogs

Did you wrap your cock in a hotdog bun and present it to your married coworker?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on August 23, 2023, 12:20:00 PM
Did you wrap your cock in a hotdog bun and present it to your married coworker?

“Our communication isn't the same now”

😂
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 01:20:03 PM
“Our communication isn't the same now”

😂

Not sure why that's funny
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 01:37:04 PM
Wow at the news just heard
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 23, 2023, 01:57:41 PM
Wow at the news just heard

Sounds BIG.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 01:59:32 PM
Sounds BIG.

Big changes happening
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 23, 2023, 02:00:14 PM
Big changes happening

The married lady is now your supervisor, right? Because that would be amazing.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 23, 2023, 02:06:20 PM
Big changes happening

CLEARLY.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:09:36 PM
The married lady is now your supervisor, right? Because that would be amazing.



Why
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 23, 2023, 02:22:29 PM
Wow at the news just heard

You work for the KGB?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:24:16 PM
You work for the KGB?

Don't know what that is
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 23, 2023, 02:33:19 PM
Man, is there some hilarity here toray.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:35:42 PM
Worked on a project didn't get much accomplished. Was talking to a co worker who is out. Just checking in on her
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 23, 2023, 02:37:28 PM
Not sure why that's funny

Are you going to go full metal Pesci on Judge Judy?

https://youtu.be/Pfcy15ZUE2c?feature=shared
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:37:56 PM
Are you going to go full metal Pesci on Judge Judy?

https://youtu.be/Pfcy15ZUE2c?feature=shared

No

Not at all
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 23, 2023, 02:39:40 PM
Don't know what that is

Forgot you are from the post-vinyl era
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 23, 2023, 02:40:41 PM


Why

Given your past history, might be kinda awkward, dontcha think?

You told her about your wet dream, right?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 23, 2023, 02:41:58 PM
Forgot you are from the post-vinyl era

He's actually more of an NKVD guy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:42:06 PM
Given your past history, might be kinda awkward, dontcha think?

You told her about your wet dream, right?

No way!+
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 23, 2023, 02:43:05 PM
No way!+

Oh. I thought you were going to.

So, is she your supervisor now?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:43:38 PM
Oh. I thought you were going to.

So, is she your supervisor now?

Nope she's not

Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 23, 2023, 02:44:07 PM
Nope she's not

Whew.

So, are you gonna tell us the big news, or nah?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 23, 2023, 02:44:49 PM
Oh. I thought you were going to.

So, is she your supervisor now?

Maybe she now has possession of and right to his stapler
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 23, 2023, 02:45:32 PM
Whew.

So, are you gonna tell us the big news, or nah?

The big news is we are going to have a new program rolling out!!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on August 23, 2023, 03:11:30 PM
The big news is we are going to have a new program rolling out!!!

That's it?

Jesus Christ, jasn. Big news is takeovers or staffing cuts. Nobody gives a fuck about a "new program rolling out!!!"

Come on, man. Don't build shit up that doesn't deserve to be built up.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on August 23, 2023, 03:31:08 PM
The big news is we are going to have a new program rolling out!!!

And why do we give a fuck that it’s rolling out in your corporate job?! I guess why would you tell us here?!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 23, 2023, 03:33:40 PM
14 billion quarterly earnings or GTFO
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 23, 2023, 04:18:18 PM
Judge Judy = Tempo! I'm sure  of it. Check the IPs, Custard!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on August 24, 2023, 04:12:32 AM
Judge Judy = Tempo! I'm sure  of it. Check the IPs, Custard!

The call is coming from inside the house!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 24, 2023, 06:59:21 AM
The call is coming from inside the house!

Lol
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 24, 2023, 07:12:07 AM
Congrats on supervising the roll out, jasn. You'll do the company proud.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 24, 2023, 07:21:42 AM
Congrats on supervising the roll out, jasn. You'll do the company proud.

Where did he say he’s supervising it?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 24, 2023, 07:26:08 AM
Where did he say he’s supervising it?

i didn't because we are a TEAM

we are AS ONE
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 24, 2023, 07:29:32 AM
i didn't because we are a TEAM

we are AS ONE
Spoken like a true leader.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 24, 2023, 07:48:37 AM
Spoken like a true leader.

The new GM should bring Jasn in to speak to the White Sox clubhouse about leadership.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 24, 2023, 08:02:17 AM
The new GM should bring Jasn in to speak to the White Sox clubhouse about leadership.

:Guys gather around. I called you "guy"S because "men" Step up. Men have each others back When one guy goes down you all pick him up. When you put on that White Sox Uniform you become a family Not just you all, but also the pas. Shoeless Joe,Eddie Collins, Luke APpling, Mark Buehrle, Frank Thomas, Thome, Mags,Minnie Minoso Nellie Fox, Paulie. YOU ARE REPRESENTING THEM! 20 years form now there will be guys putting on the uniform representing you!!!! YOU ARE THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!!! Stand up and go out and kick some tail!!! Guys o the bench, FOCUS on the game, if you see something SAY something! Now show me what you got!!"
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on August 24, 2023, 08:25:26 AM
Wow! After that I am ready to take the train in to HQ and bill some hours!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 24, 2023, 08:31:46 AM
Spoken like a true leader.

Or cultist.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on August 24, 2023, 09:02:32 AM
:Guys gather around. I called you "guy"S because "men" Step up. Men have each others back When one guy goes down you all pick him up. When you put on that White Sox Uniform you become a family Not just you all, but also the pas. Shoeless Joe,Eddie Collins, Luke APpling, Mark Buehrle, Frank Thomas, Thome, Mags,Minnie Minoso Nellie Fox, Paulie. YOU ARE REPRESENTING THEM! 20 years form now there will be guys putting on the uniform representing you!!!! YOU ARE THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX!!! Stand up and go out and kick some tail!!! Guys o the bench, FOCUS on the game, if you see something SAY something! Now show me what you got!!"

Ok, so Jasn has the potential to become the best mult somebody on here has ever created. Slowly but surly he’s becoming an icon.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on August 24, 2023, 09:02:58 AM
Or cultist.

Or bitch.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 24, 2023, 09:18:43 AM
working from home today

just wearing boxers right now

but have video meeting at 11 so gotta remember to put clothes on for that
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 24, 2023, 11:44:34 AM
Supervisor just said "everyone is stepping up to be a team leader"

I said "absolutely "
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 24, 2023, 12:12:22 PM
How can anyone be leading if everyone is leading?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on August 24, 2023, 12:34:42 PM
How can anyone be leading if everyone is leading?

have you ever been a part of a team?

sounds like you havent
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 24, 2023, 12:40:50 PM
have you ever been a part of a team?

sounds like you havent

No, never.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on August 24, 2023, 01:13:06 PM
No, never.

Are you saying Uber is not a team?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: alum74 on August 24, 2023, 01:31:14 PM
Supervisor just said "everyone is stepping up to be a team leader"

I said "absolutely "

This sounds like collaborative overload. 
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 24, 2023, 01:50:38 PM
This sounds like collaborative overload.

too many chief, not enough Indian
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 24, 2023, 01:59:40 PM
Don't listen to the naysayers, jasn.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on August 24, 2023, 02:20:56 PM
Are you saying Uber is not a team?

Definitely not a team.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 05, 2023, 11:50:45 AM
Nothing but computer issues this morning!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 05, 2023, 11:57:49 AM
Nothing but computer issues this morning!!

That should give you time to reconfigure your top 25.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 05, 2023, 08:06:11 PM
Got through today
. Head high up,  negative not allowed.

Keep going
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 06, 2023, 11:52:26 AM
Had a co worker talk badly about another one


I was caught in the middle

30 minute lunches fly by. Not enough time to destress but hey work ain't about that it's about GETTING C THINGS DONE
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 06, 2023, 02:19:51 PM
Tired but still going at it
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 12, 2023, 08:30:32 AM
just not feeling it this week
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 12, 2023, 12:47:45 PM
just not feeling it this week

you wasted too much energy on your football rankings!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 12, 2023, 07:43:55 PM
How’s the bathroom situation been? Still solid?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2023, 01:36:55 AM
How’s the bathroom situation been? Still solid?

C'mon man, I gotta know...
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 06:01:19 AM
How’s the bathroom situation been? Still solid?

yes
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on September 14, 2023, 10:47:12 AM
Any trannies in there?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 11:59:36 AM
Got assigned a excel project needs done by lunch Tuesday
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2023, 12:08:42 PM
What happened to Ladies 1 through 4?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 12:18:43 PM
What happened to Ladies 1 through 4?

1 is the winner
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2023, 12:19:44 PM
1 is the winner

What does that mean?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 12:36:01 PM
What does that mean?
she wins
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 12:36:48 PM
What does that mean?

i got this imprtnat project to beat now
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2023, 12:51:47 PM
she wins

The Beef?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on September 14, 2023, 01:36:29 PM
1 is the winner

Is that the married one?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 02:11:34 PM
Is that the married one?

One was married?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2023, 02:16:32 PM
One was married?

Dude forgetting his own bit....sad!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 14, 2023, 02:24:12 PM
Dude forgetting his own bit....sad!

not a bit pal

1 girl
2 works bank
3 bartender
4  yes married!!!!!!!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on September 14, 2023, 03:41:45 PM
Dude forgetting his own bit....sad!

And here I thought he was an actual real person and not a mult…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2023, 03:46:12 PM
And here I thought he was an actual real person and not a mult…

So there are actually only 5 people here?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on September 14, 2023, 04:08:57 PM
So there are actually only 5 people here?

If you’re generous…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on September 14, 2023, 04:17:40 PM
One was married?

How the fuck am I supposed to know, jasn? You're the one fucking her!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 15, 2023, 07:47:05 AM
How the fuck am I supposed to know, jasn? You're the one fucking her!

Is he, though?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on September 15, 2023, 08:58:48 AM
Is he, though?

I would hope so, but yeah, you know what they say about assumptions...
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 15, 2023, 02:12:24 PM
Friday hitting hard
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 19, 2023, 01:48:09 PM
Turned in my project today
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 19, 2023, 01:54:44 PM
Turned in my project today

Did you immediately ask for another project? Or are you resting on your laurels?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 19, 2023, 02:07:24 PM
Boring. Bathroom or flirting updates or GTFOH.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 19, 2023, 02:09:24 PM
Was this your project?

(https://i.postimg.cc/VL8gpGdN/IMG-4939.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)screenshot software (https://postimages.org/app)
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 19, 2023, 02:12:20 PM
No  lm taking it easy thinking of my nfl power rankings
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 19, 2023, 02:15:49 PM
When you work hard it's OK to take it easy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 19, 2023, 02:16:28 PM
I was almost late today as well
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 19, 2023, 02:18:39 PM
I was almost late today as well

Do they make you punch in using a thumb print or retina scan? Odds are they are violating BIPA. You could be the plaintiff in a class action.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 20, 2023, 09:22:16 AM
Unbelievable they took me off emails today

So mad
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on September 20, 2023, 09:59:14 AM
Unbelievable they took me off emails today

So mad

Hope you have a backup plan. Sounds like you're about to get shitcanned.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2023, 10:56:22 AM
Hope you have a backup plan. Sounds like you're about to get shitcanned.

Hopefully Girl 1 doesn't dump him when that happens.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 20, 2023, 11:19:38 AM
Unbelievable they took me off emails today

So mad

Probably found that you've been using company device to log onto the cesspool.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 20, 2023, 11:42:24 AM
Still working on emails while doing the normal job.  I'm putting in extra
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 20, 2023, 12:01:22 PM
Bout to send out a company wide memo
I DO NOT USE THE MIDDLE STALL STOP USING THE STALLS ON THE ENDS
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 20, 2023, 03:00:15 PM
Move faster clock
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 20, 2023, 03:00:50 PM
Sounds like someone is going through the motions.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 21, 2023, 04:59:57 PM
Had a really good Ric Flair meme/video I wanted to post here, but it was locked. Now I can’t find it.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 27, 2023, 07:04:23 AM
Had Ham and beans last night.  Big mistake


Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: illiniray on September 27, 2023, 07:18:32 AM
Beano
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 27, 2023, 12:52:05 PM
Just solved a huge issue for a customer
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on September 27, 2023, 01:15:18 PM
Just solved a huge issue for a customer

By referring them to your competitor?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on September 27, 2023, 01:29:48 PM
By referring them to your competitor?

Good one. Very well done.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on September 27, 2023, 01:57:53 PM
By referring them to your competitor?
He referred them to Beano
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on September 29, 2023, 12:58:54 PM
Cold in bathroom today . How can I concentrate
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on September 29, 2023, 01:33:58 PM
Cold in bathroom today . How can I concentrate

They keep it cold in there to discourage people from spending a lot of time in there.

Do we have to tell you everything?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 03, 2023, 11:39:24 AM
7 minutes late today
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 03, 2023, 05:27:33 PM
Supervisor not happy today

Corporate tomorrow oh boy
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 04, 2023, 12:09:02 PM
Waiting for corporate to stop by

Gotta be focused
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on October 04, 2023, 12:23:48 PM
Waiting for corporate to stop by

Gotta be focused
You can't be waiting and focused.
Be focused.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 04, 2023, 12:27:21 PM
We wore a team color today

We put balloons up

I also had my foot fall asleep on toilet
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on October 04, 2023, 12:31:01 PM
We wore a team color today

We put balloons up

I also had my foot fall asleep on toilet

Does not sound like you are ready for the visit by the Grand Poobah from Corporate.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on October 04, 2023, 01:46:14 PM
We wore a team color today

We put balloons up

I also had my foot fall asleep on toilet

Why is your foot on the toilet?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 04, 2023, 02:11:42 PM
Corporate head boss walked right by me didn't say hello
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on October 04, 2023, 02:55:46 PM
Corporate head boss walked right by me didn't say hello

(https://y.yarn.co/b2a94407-ff76-4d33-8eb8-fe9c3a52c683_text.gif)
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: alum74 on October 04, 2023, 03:17:10 PM
Corporate head boss walked right by me didn't say hello

This might be a good time to re-evaluate your life goals.   
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on October 04, 2023, 03:19:05 PM
Corporate head boss walked right by me didn't say hello

This actually might be good. There's something to be said about flying under the radar.

When corporate big wigs know who you are, you better have your shit together.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on October 04, 2023, 04:24:44 PM
Guys I ordered a speaker upgrade from Terra Acoustics for my Jeep and it came today. Went to put it in and now we know where Jasn works!

(https://i.ibb.co/P4bQKNG/IMG-2182.jpg) (https://ibb.co/tcNXg4p)
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 04, 2023, 05:05:08 PM
for a gift of appreciation we got a lawn chair
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 04, 2023, 05:30:33 PM
This actually might be good. There's something to be said about flying under the radar.

When corporate big wigs know who you are, you better have your shit together.

frustrating though to not be acknowledged
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ILLove1997 on October 04, 2023, 08:14:09 PM
Guys I ordered a speaker upgrade from Terra Acoustics for my Jeep and it came today. Went to put it in and now we know where Jasn works!

(https://i.ibb.co/P4bQKNG/IMG-2182.jpg) (https://ibb.co/tcNXg4p)

That is hilarious
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 05, 2023, 06:48:52 AM
Back at it today.  Full menu on my plate
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 05, 2023, 12:15:40 PM
meeting with supervisor went well

she said she appreciated me
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 05, 2023, 05:00:48 PM
meeting with supervisor went well

she said she appreciated me

Would be a cooler story if she SHOWED that she appreciated you.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on October 05, 2023, 05:47:57 PM
Would be a cooler story if she SHOWED that she appreciated you.

You misogynistic pig!!! 😂
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 05, 2023, 09:21:11 PM
You misogynistic pig!!! 😂

A sexually liberated woman is “misogynistic?”
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 05, 2023, 09:25:30 PM
Damn, thought Justin wasn’t bust that for a long one.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 05, 2023, 09:25:43 PM
Still a great play.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 05, 2023, 09:26:13 PM
Lol shit
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Custard on October 06, 2023, 08:05:03 AM
The fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 06, 2023, 08:30:24 AM
wow big issue popped up


called supervisor right away to take care of it

100% customer satisfaction here!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Chickengeorge on October 06, 2023, 09:25:06 AM
The fuck is wrong with you?

Pretty sure it's the retardation.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 06, 2023, 09:38:02 AM
Pretty sure it's the retardation.

Good one. Come up with that all by yourself?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on October 06, 2023, 10:13:49 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/6DYb4mk/IMG-2668.jpg) (https://ibb.co/frMtC2s)
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 09, 2023, 01:55:59 PM
Bet all the top executives get the day off while I'm working
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Judge Judy on October 09, 2023, 03:16:19 PM
Bet all the top executives get the day off while I'm working

Either get a better job, become an executive, or stfu…
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on October 09, 2023, 03:20:36 PM
Either get a better job, become an executive, or stfu…

Do you have an executive job open for him at Judge Judy, Inc.? He's good at emails and projects.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 09, 2023, 03:50:44 PM
Either get a better job, become an executive, or stfu…

Spoken like a true American.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on October 09, 2023, 04:15:26 PM
Spoken like a true American.

Well, it is the American Way. Just ask Andrew Carnegie using your Ouija board.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 09, 2023, 04:28:27 PM
Well, it is the American Way. Just ask Andrew Carnegie using your Ouija board.

Andrew Carnegie believed in acquiring wealth so that it could be given away.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on October 09, 2023, 04:30:44 PM
Andrew Carnegie believed in acquiring wealth so that it could be given away.

He sure did give a lot away. He still had a lot after he gave a lot away. But that isn't the point, is it?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 10, 2023, 10:10:00 AM
just gotta make it to thursday where ill have 2 day training
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 11, 2023, 01:24:07 PM
OVER IT!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 12, 2023, 11:48:58 AM
In training I'm lost
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on October 12, 2023, 12:02:27 PM
In training I'm lost

It's easy. Don't talk dirty to coworkers at any time and don't touch their asses. You are undergoing sexual harassment training, right?
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on October 12, 2023, 12:12:52 PM
It's easy. Don't talk dirty to coworkers at any time and don't touch their asses. You are undergoing sexual harassment training, right?

That would be why he is lost.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 12, 2023, 01:44:22 PM
Freaking overtime due tov this training as well
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: murphstahoe on October 12, 2023, 02:21:39 PM
Freaking overtime due tov this training as well

If you get paid overtime you're not in corporate
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: ThePAMan on October 12, 2023, 02:33:01 PM
If you get paid overtime you're not in corporate

Not everyone at corporate has to be Exempt.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Reacher on October 12, 2023, 02:58:35 PM
If you get paid overtime you're not in corporate

He’s probably getting paid OT in pizza and platitudes.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Jobu on October 12, 2023, 03:02:30 PM
He’s probably getting paid OT in pizza and platitudes.

Haha, yep. That's how it works. They have the pool table and the fitness center, fully expecting you to spend your life there.

Of course, if you have time to shoot pool and run on the treadmill, you don't have enough work to do...
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 14, 2023, 07:25:14 AM
Training went well yesterday! Excited about a new department to bev assisting in!
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on October 14, 2023, 07:56:36 AM
Training went well yesterday! Excited about a new department to bev assisting in!
We expected nothing less.
Take the weekend off. You deserve it.
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 14, 2023, 10:51:26 AM
We expected nothing less.
Take the weekend off. You deserve it.

thanks brother. had a amazing breakfast, about to kick back relax and watch some football
Title: Re: corporate life
Post by: frankiew on October 16, 2023, 01:18:46 PM
Checking that 401k daily