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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on June 04, 2023, 01:10:52 PM

Title: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 04, 2023, 01:10:52 PM
Almost no activity here the last 2-3 weeks at least.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 04, 2023, 02:57:24 PM
Almost no activity here the last 2-3 weeks at least.

No.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 04, 2023, 03:45:56 PM
No.

On life support?
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: illinicalvin on June 04, 2023, 04:19:23 PM
Obviously shit need be stirred.

What does everyone in here think about Kelo v. City of New London? That always gets my lawyer clubs into heated debates.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 04, 2023, 04:58:30 PM
Obviously shit need be stirred.

What does everyone in here think about Kelo v. City of New London? That always gets my lawyer clubs into heated debates.

Maybe the fine people of Naperville will be interested in it soon.

Decision capable of leading to really bad outcomes.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: frankiew on June 04, 2023, 05:51:23 PM
Because spark talks politics in basketball section
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 04, 2023, 07:17:06 PM
Because spark talks politics in basketball section

The only rule of HQ: there are no rules.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Custard on June 04, 2023, 07:25:39 PM
It’s the Illini offseason. The days are long and the weather is nice. I have other shit to do.

Golfing
Grilling
Concerts
Lounging poolside
Yardwork
Fucking
Vacation
Ballgames

No particular order
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 04, 2023, 07:27:28 PM
It’s the Illini offseason. The days are long and the weather is nice. I have other shit to do.

Golfing
Grilling
Concerts
Lounging poolside
Yardwork
Fucking
Vacation
Ballgames

No particular order

I noticed talking sports with women is not on the list.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Custard on June 04, 2023, 07:31:41 PM
Talk about the ultimate boner killer. I’d rather have a woman tell me what her last shit looked like.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 04, 2023, 07:37:45 PM
Talk about the ultimate boner killer. I’d rather have a woman tell me what her last shit looked like.

No one needs the opinion of a woman for anything, really. Even if they are qualified to give one.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Custard on June 04, 2023, 10:45:21 PM
I knew you’d come around.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: murphstahoe on June 04, 2023, 11:43:59 PM
Talk about the ultimate boner killer. I’d rather have a woman tell me what her last shit looked like.

You already know - it's on your face!
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 05, 2023, 06:18:08 AM
You already know - it's on your face!

Custard = Jack Brickhouse is a match?
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Jobu on June 05, 2023, 08:35:58 AM
It’s the Illini offseason. The days are long and the weather is nice. I have other shit to do.

Golfing
Grilling
Concerts
Lounging poolside
Yardwork
Fucking
Vacation
Ballgames

No particular order

Sounds like a solid summer plan.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 05, 2023, 12:58:30 PM
You already know - it's on your face!

Lol
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Custard on June 05, 2023, 01:40:31 PM
Lol? That was lame af.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 05, 2023, 02:16:50 PM
Lol? That was lame af.

Far funnier than the “3 to 5, Reggie Theus, could happen but I doubt it” comments that always rate an “LOL.”
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 05, 2023, 02:17:42 PM
Are you saying you don’t eat ass?
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 05, 2023, 02:20:51 PM
Any man that doesn’t eat ass isn't a man that can truly satisfy a woman.
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 05, 2023, 04:42:00 PM
Are you saying you don’t eat ass?

Gross
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: murphstahoe on June 05, 2023, 05:06:00 PM
Gross

For everyone on the board but you, eating an ass is not "Self cannibalism"
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: ThePAMan on June 05, 2023, 05:08:53 PM
Murf on a roll today
Title: Re: Is The Deuce Dead?
Post by: Reacher on June 05, 2023, 06:09:14 PM
Gross

Welp, we know who’s not great at pleasing women.