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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: ThePAMan on May 23, 2023, 05:08:04 PM
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Post your suggested questions for Karen to ask each of our 3 eligible bachelors:
Tempo,
Jasn88Cub aka sharethejuice, and
JudgeJudy.
Examples, "Tempo, where is the wildest place you have ever made whoopie?"
"Jasn, if I had you put sunblock on my back when we were at the pool during our date, what SPF would you use?"
"JudgeJudy, if I went into the washroom at the restaurant during dinner, would you stand outside and check the genitalia of everyone attempting to enter the washroom?"
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Examples, "Tempo, where is the wildest place you have ever made whoopie?"
I guess I’d have to think about it. But one that comes to mind immediately is when I was working as a server and this girl named Ciera was on her last day. We closed the restaurant together and ended up getting jiggy with it in the parking lot, and taking it to the backseat of my car. All caught on security camera. My best friend owned the place, and he laughed his ass off for days. I’m sure it will still illicit a laugh if I were to bring it up today.
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We are off to a great start!
Bachelor No. 2, please answer your question!
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Great idea PAMan. I think Dom should pay for the honeymoon.
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Yes!
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spf 50 on Karensbacklasttime
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spf 50 on Karensbacklasttime
Interesting call!
Ok. let's move on to Bachelor No. 3! JudgeJudy, please answer your question....
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I'll answer other 2
1) Girlfriend (at time) closet so her dad and brother who were in living room wouldnt hear us
3) no
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I'll answer other 2
1) Girlfriend (at time) closet so her dad and brother who were in living room wouldnt hear us
3) no
Whoopie in the closet and you will not stand guard and allow Dom, dressed as a woman, to enter the bathroom when Karen is in there. Woah!!
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Judge Judy? Need you to answer your question...
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Judge Judy is eliminated
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Hope he/she isn’t dead.
Kind of ironic JudgeJudy is a man who uses a woman’s identity online, isn’t it?
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What does spf 50
mean?
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What does spf 50
mean?
What does SPF 50 mean?
What does SPF 50 mean? SPF 50 blocks 98% of UVB rays, and allows 2% of UVB to reach your skin, or not quite half of what SPF 30 allows. Keep in mind that NO sunscreen blocks 100% of UV rays, and so the increase from SPF 50 gets smaller and smaller as the level of protection goes up.Jul 15, 2021
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What does spf 50
mean?
It’s basically white paint
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Next round of questions...
If Karen made her Sausage Stars dish for a dinner date at home what wine would you pair with it?
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Next round of questions...
If Karen made her Sausage Stars dish for a dinner date at home what wine would you pair with it?
A Crisp dry white wine like Riesling
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It’s basically white paint
I was thinking it was sunblock
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A Crisp dry white wine like Riesling
Dry is good guess and close, but nope
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I’m thinking a Malbec.
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I’m thinking a Malbec.
Nope
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Nope
Why not?
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Why not?
I'd caution Bachelor #1 that Karen gets to ask the questions, but then she would not see what she was in for if she picked Bachelor #1.
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Judge Judy apparently is out of the running. So let's go with our next question.
If Karen wanted to see a Miami Dolphin football game on your date, what would you serve for the pregame tailgate?
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Judge Judy apparently is out of the running. So let's go with our next question.
Did JJ say he/she was going somewhere and wouldn't be on the interweb much ?
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Judge Judy apparently is out of the running. So let's go with our next question.
If Karen wanted to see a Miami Dolphin football game on your date, what would you serve for the pregame tailgate?
Jimmy Buffett recommends oysters and beer.
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Judge Judy apparently is out of the running. So let's go with our next question.
If Karen wanted to see a Miami Dolphin football game on your date, what would you serve for the pregame tailgate?
Whatever she wants.
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Did JJ say he/she was going somewhere and wouldn't be on the interweb much ?
Makes sense, barely seen he/she for about a week or more.
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Judge Judy apparently is out of the running. So let's go with our next question.
If Karen wanted to see a Miami Dolphin football game on your date, what would you serve for the pregame tailgate?
meatball, lil cocktail wieners, dip and ritz crackers
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meatball, lil cocktail wieners, dip and ritz crackers
Toss in a can of cold Busch Light and you might be on to something.
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Hope he/she isn’t dead.
Kind of ironic JudgeJudy is a man who uses a woman’s identity online, isn’t it?
You watching me pee by making suggestions and spreading misinformation like that?!
And maybe that’s the point I’m trying to make… 🤔
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Judge Judy? Need you to answer your question...
I am flying down to Florida, what else does Karen want?! I’m the only person of the 3 willing to do that. Or that probably had the means necessary to as well. If she can’t come up to see me while I’m there, then fuck her… I eliminate myself.
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Whatever she wants.
Again, whatever she wants; but I’m thinking tomahawk ribeyes and sour patch kids for dessert.
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Makes sense, barely seen he/she for about a week or more.
I eliminated Karen and am now talking to a woman. Going well so far and I think I might be in love and found “the one.” I could provide some very Custard-like photos for the group, BUT she’s all mine.
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I eliminated Karen and am now talking to a woman. Going well so far and I think I might be in love and found “the one.” I could provide some very Custard-like photos for the group, BUT she’s all mine.
Which came 1st ?
Finding "love", or "talking to" her ?
And by the way, it's "talking with".
;)
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I eliminated Karen and am now talking to a woman. Going well so far and I think I might be in love and found “the one.” I could provide some very Custard-like photos for the group, BUT she’s all mine.
You talking football?
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Which came 1st ?
Finding "love", or "talking to" her ?
And by the way, it's "talking with".
;)
It’s the chicken/egg debate I suppose. Maybe you just know when you know. I definitely never thought it could be this simple with someone. It’s kind of mind boggling honestly.
Slight oversight with the misuse of the word professor.
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You talking football?
No but she tried to. I just tuned her out and told her she doesn’t know what she’s talking about…
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Apparently down to 2 contestants.
Next question...
What is your best pick-up line?
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No but she tried to. I just tuned her out and told her she doesn’t know what she’s talking about…
Sounds like you gave her a good "talking to". Eh ?
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Sounds like you gave her a good "talking to". Eh ?
I think she appreciated it. Much more so than I did her football takes…
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It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
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It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Besides, how in the hell am I suppose to compete with this?! Way too much game for me.
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“I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.”
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“I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.”
😂 👏🏼
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Little off topic but does anyone else watch Judy Justice? It's with her granddaughter Sara Rose who is the law clerk.
It's on Freevee or Prime I think. I go to sleep watching it every night. I did assume it's filmed in S. FL.
Judy you coming to shoot some new episodes?
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Apparently down to 2 contestants.
Next question...
What is your best pick-up line?
I think it was I was 6th or 8th grade I was at church during the holidays and I heard behind me...
"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."
Not gonna lie I was so confused I may have even asked my parents what they were saying😂
By far cheesiest pick up line I've heard
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Do you want me to ask if Jasn or Tempo have tried to pick up middle schoolers?
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Do you want me to ask if Jasn or Tempo have tried to pick up middle schoolers?
It was obviously Dom
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Do you want me to ask if Jasn or Tempo have tried to pick up middle schoolers?
Karen definitely has a “type.”
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Do you want me to ask if Jasn or Tempo have tried to pick up middle schoolers?
7th or 8th grade would be junior high bro…
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https://usahello.org/education/children/grade-levels/
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ChickenGeorge didn’t get the joke.
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ChickenGeorge didn’t get the joke.
Now I do.
Oof.
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did i win?
what game we going to?
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Last round of questions before Karen makes her decision:
What do you wear when you sleep?
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Underwear, tee shirt. Sleeping naked feels weird to me. Unless I just pounded some woman’s brains into oblivion.
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Underwear, tee shirt. Sleeping naked feels weird to me. Unless I just pounded some woman’s brains into oblivion.
Pounded them into oblivion with Bear talk?
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Pounded them into oblivion with Bear talk?
Who would ever talk to a woman about football?
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spring/summer boxers
fall shirt socks sweatpants
wintershirt sometimes seater, socks, and sweats
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Well, can't say we got any exciting information out of that question. So, bonus question:
Would you rather whip or be whipped?
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whip
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
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I'd give you bonus points for the Devo reference, but I'm not Karen.
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whip
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
Not a single misspelled word in this post.
Not sure how I feel about that.
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Three orange whips.
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Three orange whips.
Nice John Candy Blues Brothers reference, but I may have gone another route after Jasn's Devo reference.
Ok, Karen. You have seen the responses from our two remaining bachelors. Have you made a selection on whom you would want to come down to Florida to escort you to Stanley Cup Finals AND NBA Final games*?
*Solely contingent on the outcome of the GoFundMe we plan to run to fund the ticket purchase.
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We have Bachelor Sharethejuice a/k/a Jasn88Cub. He hails from the Lincoln, IL, area I believe.
We also have Bachelor Tempo34 a/k/a too many to list here. He lives in Itasca.
Tough choice here, Karen. But Dom likes both of them! Have you made your choice? Have you?
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Hopefully we did not lose Karen in the Dom Purge.
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Too bad I didn't have the Tempo Eats Ass info to ask about when Karen was still here.
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Is Karen still thinking?
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Is Karen still thinking?
Jason needs to know if he can put the baby oil and toilet paper away…