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Title: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 07:31:10 AM
Where is everyone getting liquored today?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Chickengeorge on May 05, 2023, 08:00:22 AM
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 07:31:10 AM
Where is everyone getting liquored today?

At home. Like a proper alcoholic.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: Chickengeorge on May 05, 2023, 08:00:22 AM
At home. Like a proper alcoholic.

By yourself, right?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Chickengeorge on May 05, 2023, 08:32:51 AM
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 08:08:03 AM
By yourself, right?

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Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Reacher on May 05, 2023, 11:07:27 AM
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 07:31:10 AM
Where is everyone getting liquored today?

They hate their families. And their families hate them.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 12:01:32 PM
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 05, 2023, 11:07:27 AM
They hate their families. And their families hate them.

Why do you think they are all getting liquored?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: No one in Mn on May 05, 2023, 12:15:44 PM
At the cabin, and by myself.
MrsMn told me to leave. So I did.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 12:25:22 PM
Quote from: Mn on May 05, 2023, 12:15:44 PM
At the cabin, and by myself.
MrsMn told me to leave. So I did.

Oh damn.  I hope she's not going to cheat on you.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: No one in Mn on May 05, 2023, 12:32:49 PM
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 12:25:22 PM
Oh damn.  I hope she's not going to cheat on you.
Lol. She'll be too busy shopping.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 12:34:46 PM
Quote from: Mn on May 05, 2023, 12:32:49 PM
Lol. She'll be too busy shopping.

Whew.  Thank heavens.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 12:38:02 PM
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 12:34:46 PM
Whew.  Thank heavens.

Maybe he has a rendezvous with his sick friend's hot wife?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 12:47:08 PM
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 12:38:02 PM
Maybe he has a rendezvous with his sick friend's hot wife?

Hmmm.  Mn doesn't seem the type to cheat.  But who knows.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Reacher on May 05, 2023, 01:08:09 PM
Lol imagine surmising who cheats and who doesn’t based on mostly one line comments that have nothing to do relationships, on a message board.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 01:19:54 PM
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 05, 2023, 01:08:09 PM
Lol imagine surmising who cheats and who doesn’t based on mostly one line comments that have nothing to do relationships, on a message board.

Imagine thinking I was serious about that.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 03:32:40 PM
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 05, 2023, 01:08:09 PM
Lol imagine surmising who cheats and who doesn’t based on mostly one line comments that have nothing to do relationships, on a message board.

Or surmising who needs to see a therapist!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Reacher on May 05, 2023, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 03:32:40 PM
Or surmising who needs to see a therapist!

That one is probably quite a bit easier…

You and Jobu could be cheating on your wives daily, or completely faithful. Wouldn’t have a clue.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ridingthegrange on May 05, 2023, 06:05:30 PM
I'll cinco de drinko at home this year and watch the Nuggets tonight.  Finally get to watch them during playoffs.  They have their own local network which acts dysfunctional towards the major providers.  Billionaire's squabbling but refuse to be fleeced.   
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: No one in Mn on May 05, 2023, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 01:19:54 PM
Imagine thinking I was serious about that.
Lol
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Judge Judy on May 05, 2023, 08:30:31 PM
Went and ate Mexican with the family tonight. I feel like jans currently because I’m on my toilet right now paying for it as I type this 😩
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 09:03:27 PM
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 05, 2023, 03:40:08 PM
That one is probably quite a bit easier…

Admire the doubling down!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 09:04:51 PM
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 01:19:54 PM
Imagine thinking I was serious about that.

Imagine....
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Reacher on May 05, 2023, 09:31:13 PM
Quote from: ThePAMan on May 05, 2023, 09:04:51 PM
Imagine....

All the people…
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: No one in Mn on May 06, 2023, 05:43:29 AM
Quote from: Jobu on May 05, 2023, 12:25:22 PM
Oh damn.  I hope she's not going to cheat on you.
You might be on to something. She's getting her hair done today.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo, Cesspoolers!
Post by: Judge Judy on May 06, 2023, 07:51:08 AM
Quote from: Mn on May 06, 2023, 05:43:29 AM
You might be on to something. She's getting her hair done today.

Oh man, yeah if she’s never gotten her hair done before she definitely wants another dudes D after telling you to leave…