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Title: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 05:32:08 PM
Unfortunately this appears necessary. Copy Tempo's Strawman Posts and then paste them here. This should rival the length of the COVID thread in no time.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 20, 2023, 05:40:51 PM
Unfortunately this appears necessary. Copy Tempo's Strawman Posts and then paste them here. This should rival the length of the COVID thread in no time.

Lol
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 05:57:07 PM
The guy who thinks you can’t enjoy a John Wick movie and also be against school shootings, and thinks listening to The Score is tantamount to being an insurrectionist is ripping others for creating strawmen. Only at the HQ, folks.

Besides being patently oblivious to what the term "strawman" means in context...

A: The issue with John Wick was not enjoying one and then being "against school shootings." Who the fuck is "for" school shootings (or than the shooter)? It is a commentary about his complaining about mass shootings at schools then going to see a movie glorifying mass shootings. This is a common theme in Tempo postings here.

B:  The issue with listening to The Score is that Tempo vehemently dislikes many Republicans and their politics. Ok, fine. He is not alone. Yet, he listens to station, The Score, thus generating ad dollars for The Score via ratings, that they use to pay the Ricketts tons of cash. The Ricketts then turn that cash into campaign contributions for the Republicans and their policies that he loathes.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 20, 2023, 06:06:21 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 20, 2023, 06:06:57 PM
Did I finally break ThePAMan? Ironically, I wasn’t even trying.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 20, 2023, 06:19:18 PM
Did you lose it over the trans athlete issue? Are you going to be next judge Judy checking out genitals before people enter bathrooms?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 06:20:49 PM
Did I finally break ThePAMan? Ironically, I wasn’t even trying.

No. Your Strawman March continues unabated.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 20, 2023, 06:24:07 PM
But I’m thinking “maybe we should create their own category,” is definitely full on support for them competing against women. You got me there.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 06:48:29 PM
But I’m thinking “maybe we should create their own category,” is definitely full on support for them competing against women. You got me there.

"maybe" a key word, of course.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 20, 2023, 07:29:32 PM
"maybe" a key word, of course.

Which definitely implies I unequivocally support biological men competing against women in sports.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 10:23:20 PM
Which definitely implies I unequivocally support biological men competing against women in sports.

Maybe. You might. Or, you might not.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Jobu on April 20, 2023, 10:34:12 PM
Maybe. You might. Or, you might not.

I’m guessing you wouldn’t be surprised either way.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 12:23:24 PM
Besides being patently oblivious to what the term "strawman" means in context...

A: The issue with John Wick was not enjoying one and then being "against school shootings." Who the fuck is "for" school shootings (or than the shooter)? It is a commentary about his complaining about mass shootings at schools then going to see a movie glorifying mass shootings. This is a common theme in Tempo postings here.

B:  The issue with listening to The Score is that Tempo vehemently dislikes many Republicans and their politics. Ok, fine. He is not alone. Yet, he listens to station, The Score, thus generating ad dollars for The Score via ratings, that they use to pay the Ricketts tons of cash. The Ricketts then turn that cash into campaign contributions for the Republicans and their policies that he loathes.

Somehow, these do not classify as strawmen.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 12:33:14 PM
“How can you be so outraged by school shootings, yet go see a John Wick movie?! It just doesn’t make sense!” - ThePAMan
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 12:45:49 PM
This thread has great potential.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 12:46:41 PM
This thread has great potential.

Yeah? I don’t see it.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: No one in Mn on April 21, 2023, 12:48:10 PM
...... but that doesn't mean it doesn't.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 12:49:09 PM
...... but that doesn't mean it doesn't.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Judge Judy on April 21, 2023, 02:17:06 PM
This thread has great potential.

It’s still too early to tell…

Gonna need 3-5 more pages to determine…
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 02:50:40 PM
It’s still too early to tell…

Gonna need 3-5 more pages to determine…

The Simone Biles joke was infinitely better.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Judge Judy on April 21, 2023, 05:30:24 PM
The Simone Biles joke was infinitely better.

Can’t land them all…

Although people who give up won’t land any and take away other people’s chances and opportunities too. Sad.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 05:32:45 PM
Can’t land them all…

Although people who give up won’t land any and take away other people’s chances and opportunities too. Sad.

If only the most decorated gymnast of all-time were perfect. But alas, she’s apparently not.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Judge Judy on April 21, 2023, 05:44:02 PM
If only the most decorated gymnast of all-time were perfect. But alas, she’s apparently not.

Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 06:23:21 PM
Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?

Was there another time that she quit?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Judge Judy on April 21, 2023, 06:36:20 PM
Was there another time that she quit?

Does it have to be two times?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 06:38:42 PM
Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?

IDK this heavily seems to imply you’re talking about someone who’s quit “multiple times.”
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 21, 2023, 06:39:09 PM
Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?

The answer: more than 1
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Judge Judy on April 21, 2023, 09:52:04 PM
The answer: more than 1

Is it once? Twice? 10 times?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2023, 08:26:15 AM
The answer: more than 1

What if you quit and never come back (and just take care of your niece)?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 22, 2023, 08:37:25 AM
What if you quit and never come back (and just take care of your niece)?

You expect her to compete forever?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2023, 08:51:17 AM
You expect her to compete forever?

Of course not. I didn't expect her to quit on her team like she did either.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 22, 2023, 11:03:10 AM
Of course not. I didn't expect her to quit on her team like she did either.

But we’re still determining if Andre Drummond did.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2023, 11:56:10 AM
But we’re still determining if Andre Drummond did.

True. He did come back and play though, I think.

I will have to jump start my investigation.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: No one in Mn on April 22, 2023, 11:57:45 AM
True. He did come back to play. But then again, maybe he didn't.

I will have to jump start my investigation.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 22, 2023, 11:58:18 AM
True. He did come back and play though, I think.

I will have to jump start my investigation.

Well the season wasn’t over. So he had more time.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2023, 12:02:51 PM
Well the season wasn’t over. So he had more time.

True, but aren't there ongoing gymnastic competitions?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 22, 2023, 12:17:16 PM
True, but aren't there ongoing gymnastic competitions?

Why is it so important to you that a 26 year old gymnast continues to compete when they are likely not contractually obligated to do so?

My gut tells me if she had competed in every event “pro” gymnastics has had, you wouldn’t retract a single word you said about her.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2023, 12:32:55 PM
Why is it so important to you that a 26 year old gymnast continues to compete when they are likely not contractually obligated to do so?

My gut tells me if she had competed in every event “pro” gymnastics has had, you wouldn’t retract a single word you said about her.

If she had, I would have to say that she returned to competition like Drummond did.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 22, 2023, 02:19:16 PM
Straw!
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2023, 02:46:25 PM
Straw!

I might have made an exception here.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on April 22, 2023, 09:50:36 PM
True, but aren't there ongoing gymnastic competitions?

Getting married? Why isn’t she competing? ThePAMan needs her ass out there.

https://people.com/sports/simone-biles-marries-jonathan-owens/
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on April 23, 2023, 07:34:16 AM
Getting married? Why isn’t she competing? ThePAMan needs her ass out there.

https://people.com/sports/simone-biles-marries-jonathan-owens/

Didn't see this when I posted in other thread.

The Olympics were when?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on June 21, 2023, 05:56:52 AM
This thread has great potential.

I guess it didn’t.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on June 21, 2023, 07:32:22 AM
I guess it didn’t.

Been a deluge of it everywhere else on the board. Can't keep up with the roll your sidekick, Spark, has been on.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on June 21, 2023, 09:52:52 AM
Do we need to create a Spark/Tempo vs Everyone forum?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on June 21, 2023, 10:08:01 AM
Do we need to create a Spark/Tempo vs Everyone forum?

Maybe a ThePAMan versus Everyone forum?
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on June 21, 2023, 10:10:49 AM
Maybe a ThePAMan versus Everyone forum?

Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on June 21, 2023, 04:48:38 PM
Sounds about right.

Bring it on.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: Murph’s Dog on June 21, 2023, 06:51:04 PM
Bring it on.

I slaughter you enough regularly. Not sure it would be fair to add more help.
Title: Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
Post by: ThePAMan on June 21, 2023, 06:52:12 PM
I slaughter you enough regularly. Not sure it would be fair to add more help.

You have slain your share of Strawman. Your Strawman kill rate is 95%.