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Title: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:32:52 PM
You can only vote for one. But you can change your votes.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 02:35:03 PM
No one gets banned here. Why start now? As much of a douche as he was, I don’t think I agree with the IVMP banning.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:44:32 PM
No one gets banned here. Why start now? As much of a douche as he was, I don’t think I agree with the IVMP banning.

No one gets banned here, yet, IVMP was banned.  ???
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 02:50:41 PM
No one gets banned here, yet, IVMP was banned.  ???

He’s the one exception. I’ve seen people not even get an afternoon off for worse.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:54:36 PM
He’s the one exception. I’ve seen people not even get an afternoon off for worse.

Just vote, will you?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 02:56:32 PM
He’s the one exception. I’ve seen people not even get an afternoon off for worse.

Judy got banned for like 30 minutes I think.

Tyler fucking Jackson used to ban me all the time.  I think it must have made him horny.  Like, he would ban me, then jerk off. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:56:51 PM
Well, I cannot figure out how to change my vote, so you are now warned.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 02:57:10 PM
Just vote, will you?

I did. My vote should be obvious.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:57:43 PM
Judy got banned for like 30 minutes I think.

Tyler fucking Jackson used to ban me all the time.  I think it must have made him horny.  Like, he would ban me, then jerk off.

JimRomeisBurning got permabanned over there after mocking the ECI media.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 02:58:09 PM
I voted for Spark, even though he hates my fucking guts.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 02:58:25 PM
I did. My vote should be obvious.

You want IVMP back? I voted for myself to GTFO.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 02:58:46 PM
JimRomeisBurning got permabanned over there after mocking the ECI media.

Haha, so Ty took it personally.  Hilarious.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 02:59:46 PM
I think IVMP should be let back in, then everyone gets banned. Seems appropriate to me.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:01:21 PM
Haha, so Ty took it personally.  Hilarious.

I then sent Robb at his website email address a goodbye manifesto from the JimRome email to post. He did not do so.

Still have it....

Illini clone Robert, JimeRomeisBurning here.

I am writing to let you know that I went to log in to comment on Tizzy keeping his grill nice and tight like me and discovered that I have been BANNED from IlliniHQ. Ergo, as a fellow member of the 4th Estate I am asking that you publish my formal swan song post for all the IlliniHQ Clones to revel in:

Illini Clones, JimRomeisBurning here via Robert from IlliniReport.info to report that my "in-your-grill hot takes" have been banned by the East Central Illinois Media Elites at IlliniHQ. My whole IlliniHQ oeuvre appears to have been wiped from the website. Much like Chuck Heston (good guy, FOAM (Friend of Al Michael)) finding a portion of the Statute of Liberty protruding from the beach at the end of the original Planet of the Apes, all that is left of me on HQ is my username entry. DAMN HQ ALL TO HELL!   

No worries. As I am a multi-media whirlwind, you can still find me, and my non-biased Illini vines, on multiple platforms. Just Google me, Big10Men! Just remember this, Illini Clones:

When some shill tries to tell you Lovie's or Underwood's recruiting is going well, JimRomeisBurning will be there, lurking, knowing the Truth;

When someone steals paid content telling you that Underwood's suits aren't from JC Penny, think of JimRomeisBurning wearing elite threads from Botany 500;

When some Wisconsinite tries to convince you Culver's is better than In-n-Out Burger, you know JimRomeisBurning will be with Al, laying the Smackdown on the Snackdown.

As always, and for one final time, Rack me, the King of the Illini Clones and Smack is out!

Thank you, Robert.

Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:03:11 PM
I then sent Robb at his website email address a goodbye manifesto from the JimRome email to post. He did not do so.

Robb finally took my advice and fucked off. Probably took 8-9 months, but he took it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:03:41 PM
Him and Ty were pretty tight, if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:04:34 PM
Robb finally took my advice and fucked off. Probably took 8-9 months, but he took it.

That's probably not why he left.  You can think that, tho.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:04:52 PM
Him and Ty were pretty tight, if I recall correctly.

I bet they jerked off together.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:05:53 PM
I bet they jerked off together.

I was actually gonna say they were probably buttfucking each other, but I used some restraint. 

Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:06:51 PM
I bet they jerked off together.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3cjFJ3/
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:12:04 PM
That's probably not why he left.  You can think that, tho.

I told him to fuck off, and eventually he did. There’s nothing to debate here…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:13:17 PM
I told him to fuck off, and eventually he did. There’s nothing to debate here…

Maybe one of you can DM and ask him on The Twitter why he left and settle this once and for all.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:14:35 PM
Maybe one of you can DM and ask him on The Twitter why he left and settle this once and for all.

There’s nothing to settle. I told him to fuck off, eventually he did…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:15:39 PM
There’s nothing to settle. I told him to fuck off, eventually he did…

Yeah, but that does not mean that he left because of you. You know, the whole "cause and effect" part.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:15:58 PM
Cool.  Sounds good!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:16:47 PM
Yeah, but that does not mean that he left because of you. You know, the whole "cause and effect" part.

I told him to fuck off, EVENTUALLY he did…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:17:40 PM
I told him to fuck off, EVENTUALLY he did…
His last post was directed at you....so maybe he did leave because of you...

Also, it's kinda charming to watch you lay down your aotc tracks in real time.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:19:09 PM
I told him to fuck off, EVENTUALLY he did…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:21:30 PM
I told him to fuck off, EVENTUALLY he did…

This is actually true.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:23:09 PM
This is actually true.

Of course it is…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:24:03 PM
Washington, Illinois is also quite white.

Ok? What the fuck does that have to do with what we're talking about?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:24:11 PM
I told him to fuck off, EVENTUALLY he did…

Yeah, but what if he left because Fido McCokeFiend never came back?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:25:36 PM
Ok? What the fuck does that have to do with what we're talking about?

Wrong thread. Been pretty rapid fire the last few minutes.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:25:50 PM
Oh, I get it.  Tempo can't keep his threads straight.  Again.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 03:25:54 PM
Is Fido babyfartsmcgeezack
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:26:04 PM
Yeah, but what if he left because Fido McCokeFiend never came back?

I miss Fido. He was my fave.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:27:37 PM
Still time to vote. Spark off to a great start. But Mike Lindell and Rudy are claiming vote fraud on Squeaky's behalf, per the text I received from Tucker Carlson.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:27:43 PM
I miss Fido. He was my fave.

Yeah, he was awesome.  I loved it when he ranted about Guenther.  Vicious.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:28:49 PM
So is Royko dead? The ghost of Royko. The real Royko is indeed dead.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:30:02 PM
So is Royko dead? The ghost of Royko. The real Royko is indeed dead.

Good question.  Did you tell him to fuck off?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 03:30:50 PM
So is Royko dead? The ghost of Royko. The real Royko is indeed dead.

He posts on Scout.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:31:52 PM
Still time to vote. Spark off to a great start. But Mike Lindell and Rudy are claiming vote fraud on Squeaky's behalf, per the text I received from Tucker Carlson.

I will note that as I posted this, it must be true.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:31:56 PM
So, probably alive.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 03:32:41 PM
So, probably alive.

Hesitant to agree with you.  I've been burned on this sort of thing before.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:32:50 PM
Good question.  Did you tell him to fuck off?

Eventually he did.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: illinicalvin on April 17, 2023, 03:33:02 PM
I then sent Robb at his website email address a goodbye manifesto from the JimRome email to post. He did not do so.

Still have it....

Illini clone Robert, JimeRomeisBurning here.
Lol. I miss Rob, solely because he's way better than the worst posters we have now.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:33:14 PM
Spark's running away with this early.  God damn.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:33:25 PM
Hesitant to agree with you.  I've been burned on this sort of thing before.

That is funny.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:33:29 PM
He posts on Scout.

Jesus. I’m surprised anyone still posts there.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 03:34:38 PM
Jesus. I’m surprised anyone still posts there.

It's way better than here, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:34:42 PM
Hesitant to agree with you.  I've been burned on this sort of thing before.

Now THAT is funny.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:35:12 PM
Lol. I miss Rob, solely because he's way better than the worst posters we have now.

We want Calvin's rankings of worst posters. We need Calvin's rankings of worst posters.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:35:33 PM
It's way better than here, that's for sure.

This is hyperbole in action.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:36:09 PM
It's way better than here, that's for sure.

Maybe I’ll check it out. Looked uninhabitable last time I logged on. Long time ago, though.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:37:32 PM
We want Calvin's rankings of worst posters. We need Calvin's rankings of worst posters.

True. Unless I’m on it. That would hurt my feelings.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 03:38:58 PM
True. Unless I’m on it. That would hurt my feelings.

I hope I'm on it, I'd wear it as a badge of honor.

I do like calvin though.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 03:39:17 PM
Maybe I’ll check it out. Looked uninhabitable last time I logged on. Long time ago, though.

There are a couple JudgeJudy level idiots there too for sure, but a lower percentage.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:43:09 PM
There are a couple JudgeJudy level idiots there too for sure, but a lower percentage.

If the same people are still there from the Weber era, the IQ here is higher despite the juvenile hijinks you claim to abhor.

I would put money on that.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:44:14 PM
If the same people are still there from the Weber era, the IQ here is higher despite the juvenile hijinks you claim to abhor.

I would put money on that.

That seems fair.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 03:44:55 PM
I feel like JJ has upped his game. Doesn’t ankle bite anymore.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 03:44:59 PM
Hesitant to agree with you.  I've been burned on this sort of thing before.

Oh man! Very nice.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 03:52:14 PM
That seems fair.

Scout's and Dan's boards are unreadable. All the old Illiniboard offshoots seem to have a lot of "group think" issues.

Being here means we were kicked out of every decent Illini-related message board in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We are HQ2.

(Tempo, I am NOT quoting Stripes verbatim....)
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:00:10 PM
Ironically, I’ve never been kicked off a board. I got a two day vacation for language once I think from Ty.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:01:04 PM
I get it now, but I would not have caught the Stripes reference. Saw it once. 40 years ago.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:03:10 PM
I get it now, but I would not have caught the Stripes reference. Saw it once. 40 years ago.

"Once"? I hesitate to ask, but what is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:04:03 PM
It was funny. I got the gist of it. A good chance to see it again never came up I guess.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ILLove1997 on April 17, 2023, 04:04:14 PM
Lol. I miss Rob, solely because he's way better than the worst posters we have now.

Who are you crappin
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:04:32 PM
Ironically, I’ve never been kicked off a board. I got a two day vacation for language once I think from Ty.

LongDuckDong, Jobu and crashdavis got kicked off of Ty's board.  Man, that seems like a lot.

Reggie didn't get permabanned.  He just died.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:06:11 PM
Yeah, I have no idea how many times I've seen Stripes.  It's like Animal House and Caddyshack.  Probably in the hundreds.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:06:36 PM
Who are you crappin

QAnon97 trying to make Calvin's Worst Posters in the HQ2 World list.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:06:50 PM
Yeah, I have no idea how many times I've seen Stripes.  It's like Animal House and Caddyshack.  Probably in the hundreds.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:07:04 PM
You were LongDuckDong?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:08:44 PM
Yeah, I have no idea how many times I've seen Stripes.  It's like Animal House and Caddyshack.  Probably in the hundreds.

Good movies. But they are no Tin Cup.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:09:05 PM
You were LongDuckDong?

LOL!

Jobu, you better list them all so Spark actually knows how many of them were you.

Spark, hope you have a Snickers bar...this is going to take awhile.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:09:25 PM
Good movies. But they are no Tin Cup.

Thankful for that. That was a "one and done."
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:09:29 PM
You were LongDuckDong?

Yep.  Thought that was well known.  My first username ever.

That was when I was fighting with Beach Bum because he's an idiot. I did something to him that was totally ban worthy, and dipshit Ty banned him instead.  I was shocked.

The Donger was great.  Then Ty finally banned him. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:09:41 PM
You were LongDuckDong?

That totally makes sense.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 04:09:56 PM
I voted for Spark, even though he hates my fucking guts.

Ditto
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:11:02 PM
Outside of my mults, which typically have a shelf life of 3 days, I’ve only had one username.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:11:29 PM
LOL!

Jobu, you better list them all so Spark actually knows how many of them were you.

Spark, hope you have a Snickers bar...this is going to take awhile.

I think I listed all of them earlier.  Donger, Jobu, crashdavis, Reggie.  Oh, I think PedroCerrano was on there too.  Forgot about that one.

I think that's it.

Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:12:49 PM
I think I listed all of them earlier.  Donger, Jobu, crashdavis, Reggie.  Oh, I think PedroCerrano was on there too.  Forgot about that one.

I think that's it.

What about your "son's" posting names?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:13:33 PM
What about your "son's" posting names?

He just used Reggie's login.  Only made one post, lol
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:14:29 PM
He just used Reggie's login.  Only made one post, lol

I seem to recall more than one post from Junior....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:15:14 PM
I seem to recall more than one post from Junior....

Really? Huh.  Maybe he did.  I honestly don't remember at this point.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:15:38 PM
I think I listed all of them earlier.  Donger, Jobu, crashdavis, Reggie.  Oh, I think PedroCerrano was on there too.  Forgot about that one.

I think that's it.

What about here at HQ2?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:16:47 PM
What about here at HQ2?

Just Jobu.  Oh, and that other one, lol.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:17:20 PM
Really? Huh.  Maybe he did.  I honestly don't remember at this point.

I recall he interacted with those offering condolences. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:18:46 PM
I recall he interacted with those offering condolences.

Ah.  You're probably right. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:20:12 PM
Just Jobu.  Oh, and that other one, lol.

By “that other one” I’m guessing you mean this one.

(https://i.postimg.cc/DfJgtkH7/E56-C7-C74-86-CC-4786-9-DEF-B4-D7-C19-BA430.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23YhZJCt)
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:21:10 PM
Ah.  You're probably right.

Too bad that board has been swept away like sand on the beach. Maybe there are some aliens 100 veritable billions of light years away enjoying a CT or Big10Man post right now...
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:21:24 PM
Ah.  You're probably right.

Wonder if I consoled “your son” about your death. Guessing I did.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:22:07 PM
By “that other one” I’m guessing you mean this one.

(https://i.postimg.cc/DfJgtkH7/E56-C7-C74-86-CC-4786-9-DEF-B4-D7-C19-BA430.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23YhZJCt)

I am actually laughing so hard I have tears...
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:22:24 PM
By “that other one” I’m guessing you mean this one.

(https://i.postimg.cc/DfJgtkH7/E56-C7-C74-86-CC-4786-9-DEF-B4-D7-C19-BA430.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/23YhZJCt)

Yep! That one.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:22:48 PM
Too bad that board has been swept away like sand on the beach. Maybe there are some aliens 100 veritable billions of light years away enjoying a CT or Big10Man post right now...

Forgive my ignorance. What was your pre-PAMan username?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:23:09 PM
Wonder if I consoled “your son” about your death. Guessing I did.

I have no idea.  I wish we could go back and look at that board again.  Some good times there, for sure.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:24:12 PM
Forgive my ignorance. What was your pre-PAMan username?

I disclosed that and all my mults as HQ was closing down. You actually commented on it since we had met once!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:25:14 PM
I disclosed that and all my mults as HQ was closing down. You actually commented on it since we had met once!

I know. My memory for stuff like usernames and previous board history are not great though.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 04:25:24 PM
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3cjFJ3/

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:25:42 PM
You guys have actually met in person? Nice!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:25:50 PM
You on the other hand are the Les Grobstein of message board history.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:27:10 PM
You guys have actually met in person? Nice!

Years ago. I forgot about it, though. That slight I suspect contributes to his vendetta against me. Kidding (mostly).
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:27:44 PM
You on the other hand are the Les Grobstein of message board history.

I think Custard is far better at recalling that stuff than I am.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:31:12 PM
Years ago. I forgot about it, though. That slight I suspect contributes to his vendetta against me. Kidding (mostly).

It was an innocuous meeting when you were with JeffFrank and Sidra after an Illini game at a bar in Evanston.

I do not have a vendetta against you. We can discuss it in person if you want to go to an Illini football game this year. I am sure I will have games where I am looking for someone to go. I am not staying in a hotel with you, though.

Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:31:42 PM
Outside of my mults, which typically have a shelf life of 3 days, I’ve only had one username.

I had two on the old board.  marv was my first one.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:32:11 PM
I think I listed all of them earlier.  Donger, Jobu, crashdavis, Reggie.  Oh, I think PedroCerrano was on there too.  Forgot about that one.

I think that's it.

Knew about the others.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:33:02 PM
It was an innocuous meeting when you were with JeffFrank and Sidra after an Illini game at a bar in Evanston.

I do not have a vendetta against you. We can discuss it in person if you want to go to an Illini football game this year. I am sure I will have games where I am looking for someone to go. I am not staying in a hotel with you, though.

Yes, I remembered the encounter when you mentioned it. Just didn’t recall your username, or real name for that matter. My apologies.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:33:52 PM
Yes, I remembered the encounter when you mentioned it. Just didn’t recall your username, or real name for that matter. My apologies.

I do not believe we exchanged real names, except for JeffFrank.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:33:58 PM
It was an innocuous meeting when you were with JeffFrank and Sidra after an Illini game at a bar in Evanston.

I do not have a vendetta against you. We can discuss it in person if you want to go to an Illini football game this year. I am sure I will have games where I am looking for someone to go. I am not staying in a hotel with you, though.

Maybe you guys can split a bloomin onion and he can stay in your RV!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:34:16 PM
It’s ok. I probably wouldn’t stay in a hotel room with me, either.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:34:25 PM
Yes, I remembered the encounter when you mentioned it. Just didn’t recall your username, or real name for that matter. My apologies.

And, no need to apologize.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:34:28 PM
What ever happened to Lucky Baldwin?  Is he somewhere with a different name posting his self important bullshit?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:34:51 PM
I no longer get bloomin onions for free. We’d have to pay for it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:35:46 PM
I no longer get bloomin onions for free. We’d have to pay for it.

Oh.  Damn.  Probably no reason to buy one. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:36:01 PM
I no longer get bloomin onions for free. We’d have to pay for it.

Do you know the recipe?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:36:31 PM
What ever happened to Lucky Baldwin?  Is he somewhere with a different name posting his self important bullshit?

IDKWTI.

Do not remember him.  Must have been pre-Donger.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:37:22 PM
Do you know the recipe?

Open a bag, remove onion, put it on a plate and microwave it.  That's the recipe.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:37:47 PM
Open a bag, remove onion, put it on a plate and microwave it.  That's the recipe.

I thought it was battered and fried.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:38:16 PM
I thought it was battered and fried.

Haha, I don't really know.  Could be.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:39:05 PM
I no longer get bloomin onions for free. We’d have to pay for it.

This is devastating news
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:39:35 PM
Open a bag, remove onion, put it on a plate and microwave it.  That's the recipe.

It’s very clear you have never had a Bloomin’ Onion.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:39:46 PM
Meanwhile, Dom currently being battered and fried like a Bloomin' Onion in the current vote tally....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:40:28 PM
It’s very clear you have never had a Bloomin’ Onion.

Maybe we can have one delivered after his hernia surgery.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:41:31 PM
It’s very clear you have never had a Bloomin’ Onion.

You like those things? Yikes.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:41:46 PM
Someone was actually able to switch their vote.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:42:09 PM
If you don’t like a Bloomin’ Onion you’re crazy.  They’re good, of course I like them.

It’s a big pile of onion ring.  Who doesn’t like onion rings?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Maybe we can have one delivered after his hernia surgery.

No thank you.  Although, it might help to keep my innards cleaned out.  Definitely don't have to strain to shit those things out.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:43:39 PM
If you don’t like a Bloomin’ Onion you’re crazy.  They’re good, of course I like them.

It’s a big pile of onion ring.  Who doesn’t like onion rings?

I like onion rings.  I just don't like the Bloomin Onion batter. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:44:57 PM
Open a bag, remove onion, put it on a plate and microwave it.  That's the recipe.

Cut it (properly). Dust it with spicy flour. Dip in egg wash. Repeat both steps. Fry in deep fryer for 6 minutes at 350 flipping at the halfway point.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:45:58 PM
I like onion rings.  I just don't like the Bloomin Onion batter.

It’s pretty good if made correctly. The bloomin onion sauce is very good with it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:46:12 PM
Cut it (properly). Dust it with spicy flour. Dip in egg wash. Repeat both steps. Fry in deep fryer for 6 minutes at 350 flipping at the halfway point.

Well, I was close! lol
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:46:31 PM
It’s pretty good if made correctly. The bloomin onion sauce is very good with it.

I do like the sauce.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:46:56 PM
No thank you.  Although, it might help to keep my innards cleaned out.  Definitely don't have to strain to shit those things out.

I once saw Jay Cutler wolf down a bloomin onion just about by himself.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:47:18 PM
It’s pretty good if made correctly. The bloomin onion sauce is very good with it.

If I called you next time I was in Chicagoland would you homemake me a Bloomin’ onion?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:47:22 PM
I do like the sauce.

It’s the horseradish that makes it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:47:43 PM
I once saw Jay Cutler wolf down a bloomin onion just about by himself.

Good lord. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:48:08 PM
If I called you next time I was in Chicagoland would you homemake me a Bloomin’ onion?

Don’t think I could cut one without the machine. Or mimic the flour properly.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:50:40 PM
Fuck.

Would you at least split one with me at Outback?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:51:47 PM
Fuck.

Would you at least split one with me at Outback?

Not sure. I’ve been in an Outback (to eat) once since probably 2015. Haven’t craved it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:52:14 PM
Damnit Wayne I'm trying to be your fucking friend you moron
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:52:29 PM
Not sure. I’ve been in an (to eat) Outback once since probably 2015. Haven’t craved it.

What if Spark pays?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:52:50 PM
Damnit Wayne I'm trying to be your fucking friend you moron

Why not Hooters instead? Been craving Hooters wings.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:53:05 PM
To go?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:53:19 PM
Damnit Wayne I'm trying to be your fucking friend you moron

You would think this would work better than drawing a penis on his picture.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:53:39 PM
What if Spark pays?

He can be my friend.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:54:10 PM
To go?

I thought you were trying to be my friend?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:54:39 PM
You would think this would work better than drawing a penis on his picture.

You would think
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:55:41 PM
We are doing yeoman’s work here today.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 04:56:06 PM
I thought you were trying to be my friend?

I was, and then we were picking a restaurant and you suggested Hooters.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:56:29 PM
We are doing yeoman’s work here today.

It’s been shockingly decent.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:57:04 PM
We are doing yeoman’s work here today.

And I really have work to do and have allowed myself to be sucked in today. Ah, who am I kidding? I love procrastinating. Was worth it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:57:19 PM
I was, and then we were picking a restaurant and you suggested Hooters.

Yeah…that’s pretty bad.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 04:57:36 PM
I was, and then we were picking a restaurant and you suggested Hooters.

Do friends take friends to Hooters these days?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 04:59:14 PM
And I really have work to do and have allowed myself to be sucked in today. Ah, who am I kidding? I love procrastinating. Was worth it.

Yeah, my productivity hit the skids when Squeaky started that funeral thread.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 04:59:48 PM
I may be woke, but I still like freshly made wings, and asses in those orange shorts.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 04:59:59 PM
I was, and then we were picking a restaurant and you suggested Hooters.

I could see how Hooters would be too hetero for you and you would want them “to go”😁

Sorry I had to as you guys plan your date…

I did vote for you in the poll though🤷🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:00:25 PM
Yeah…that’s pretty bad.

What can I say? Been craving wings.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:00:50 PM
I was quoting Michael Scott with the 'to-go' line.

Hooters is too pathetic for me, has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

I actually know attractive women and don't have to buy mediocre wings to look at them.

I assume when you're at Hooters you spend most of your time patting down peoples' junk to make sure they're using the Bathroom Assigned By God At Birth.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:01:50 PM
What can I say? Been craving wings.

https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=chicken_wings&find_loc=Elk+Grove+Village%2C+IL+60007
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:02:03 PM
What can I say? Been craving wings.

And Hooters is your go-to wing spot?  Holy shit.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:02:42 PM
I assume when you're at Hooters you spend most of your time patting down peoples' junk to make sure they're using the Bathroom Assigned By God At Birth.

This is funny too.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:03:02 PM
I was quoting Michael Scott with the 'to-go' line.

Hooters is too pathetic for me, has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

I actually know attractive women and don't have to buy mediocre wings to look at them.

If they sit above the grease or in the pan they are mediocre. If they are made fresh and sauced in a clean mixing bowl they are just this side of heaven.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:03:05 PM
And Hooters is your go-to wing spot?  Holy shit.

Yeah agreed.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:03:40 PM
I was quoting Michael Scott with the 'to-go' line.

Hooters is too pathetic for me, has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

I actually know attractive women and don't have to buy mediocre wings to look at them.

I assume when you're at Hooters you spend most of your time patting down peoples' junk to make sure they're using the Bathroom Assigned By God At Birth.

I pat down all the waitresses junk in the bathrooms there…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:04:45 PM


I assume when you're at Hooters you spend most of your time patting down peoples' junk to make sure they're using the Bathroom Assigned By God At Birth.

Holy fuck that one is funny. Spark dropping some post of the year material today.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:04:51 PM
I pat down all the waitresses junk in the bathrooms there…

As funny as it'd be to watch you get arrested for sexual assault, you and I both know you don't.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:05:03 PM
And Hooters is your go-to wing spot?  Holy shit.

He would order the chicken breast and then say "hold the chicken."
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:05:52 PM
And Hooters is your go-to wing spot?  Holy shit.

No. Haven’t been in eons. That’s why I’m craving it. In the city I’d go to Crisp or Jake Melnick’s.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:05:58 PM
Holy fuck that one is funny. Spark dropping some post of the year material today.

It really wasn’t.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:06:56 PM
I actually know attractive women and don't have to buy mediocre wings to look at them.

Do you need a mediocre white guy as a wing man when you meet up with those ladies?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:07:20 PM
As funny as it'd be to watch you get arrested for sexual assault, you and I both know you don't.

Oh man, busted.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:08:12 PM
I like Hooter’s when they are crispy. And you can take the flats and just clean them off the bone in one swoop. Delicious.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:08:40 PM
Just to clarify, you're talking about Hooters chicken wings?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:09:11 PM
You know what Wayne, I changed my mind.  Yeah, I'll go get Hooters wings with you.

Is there one near you?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:09:24 PM
Just to clarify, you're talking about Hooters chicken wings?

I think so.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:09:57 PM
You know what Wayne, I changed my mind.  Yeah, I'll go get Hooters wings with you.

Is there one near you?

Schaumburg I guess. Hate Schaumburg. Mall City USA.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:10:26 PM
I think so.

You think so.... ???
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:10:36 PM
Schaumburg I guess. Hate Schaumburg. Mall City USA.

Next time I'm headed toward the city, I'll shoot you a message.

I'm serious, for the record.  Sounds hilarious.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:10:58 PM
Schaumburg I guess. Hate Schaumburg. Mall City USA.

Why did you even move out to Elk Grove in the first place?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:11:08 PM
Next time I'm headed toward the city, I'll shoot you a message.

I'm serious, for the record.  Sounds hilarious.

Lol. For sure. Where do you live?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Dominic on April 17, 2023, 05:11:49 PM


I actually know attractive women and don't have to buy mediocre wings to look at them.



😂😂

Now this is a signature
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:11:53 PM
Why did you even move out to Elk Grove in the first place?

Itasca.

Had a small kid. His mom is from the area and was more comfortable out here close to her family.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:13:44 PM
Itasca.

Had a small kid. His mom is from the area and was more comfortable out here close to her family.

https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=chicken_wings&find_loc=Itasca%2C+IL+60143

You got some slim pickings...
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:15:10 PM
Yeah, not aware of any special wing joints around here. I know they are low rentish, but I’ve always liked Hooters wings if they are made correctly.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:18:57 PM
I feel like we’ve bonded as a group today. Except for Dom. No one is bonding with him. Still don’t want him banned.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:20:28 PM
Yeah, not aware of any special wing joints around here. I know they are low rentish, but I’ve always liked Hooters wings if they are made correctly.

I like the hot sauce flavor and the crisppiness.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:20:44 PM
I feel like we’ve bonded as a group today. Except for Dom. No one is bonding with him. Still don’t want him banned.

Dude, he’s not black. It’s ok for Custard to ban him…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:20:54 PM
Yeah, not aware of any special wing joints around here. I know they are low rentish, but I’ve always liked Hooters wings if they are made correctly.

Well, if we go to a game, I could grill wings. I order Anchor Bar sauce online. (I like their hottest sauce.) Maybe we can meet Spark to tailgate if he still down there. Maybe Judge Judy can even be in and Jobu can bring his crutches from Washington. Anyone else want to join us? 

Did I mention the Prius was sold and I have not bought a replacement car?  Can you fit a tent, Anker portable battery block with solar panel, TV, coolers, bluetooth speaker, and grill into your car?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:21:46 PM
I like the hot sauce flavor and the crisppiness.

This is going to be great.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:21:54 PM
And everyone thought my fishing trip was a lousy idea…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:22:26 PM
I’m down.

Wait, Jobu you live up in Washington, IL?!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:22:51 PM
I’m down.

Wait, Jobu you live up in Washington, IL?!

Where are you?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:24:05 PM
I’m down.

Wait, Jobu you live up in Washington, IL?!

Yes, Tempo can quote you the racial demographics....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:24:06 PM
Where are you?

I prefer not to answer this question 😂

My mom lives in Washington, IL
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:24:32 PM
Where are you?

He is in the Champaign metro region, I thought.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Dominic on April 17, 2023, 05:24:55 PM
Yeah, not aware of any special wing joints around here. I know they are low rentish, but I’ve always liked Hooters wings if they are made correctly.

Hooters wings are great bc they are big and breaded. White Horse served them the same way in Champaign like 15+ years ago

I used to hate going to the “10 or 25 cent wing night” at brothers bc you’d get nothing but skinny non breaded wings.

BW3 is nothing special. I’ve never been to wing stop I may try that
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:25:02 PM
I prefer not to answer this question 😂

My mom lives in Washington, IL

Beats Lincoln and Pekin....per Jobu.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:25:08 PM
He is in the Champaign metro region, I thought.

Yep, Champaign suburbs, per se.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:25:29 PM
Yes, Tempo can quote you the racial demographics....

Today’s forecast: White
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 05:26:14 PM
Hooters wings are great bc they are big and breaded. White Horse serves them the same way in Champaign like 15+ years ago

I used to hate going to the “10 or 25 cent wing night” at brothers bc you’d get nothing but skinny non breaded wings.

Now this surprises me way fuckin' less.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:26:24 PM
Great wings in Champaign-Urbana area are at Bunny’s Tavern.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 05:26:54 PM
I have to agree with Dom here. I like the breading.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2023, 05:30:02 PM
Beats Lincoln and Pekin....per Jobu.

That’s an unassailable fact.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:30:42 PM
I have to agree with Dom here. I like the breading.

I can't grill breaded wings.

Go to Jewels and try the spicy breaded wings there. Buckets on sale for 10.00 or something like that on Fridays or something like that.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:32:21 PM
Even better idea: Have Custard and Mn come grill for the tailgate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXxy8cjZQA
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:33:38 PM
Today’s forecast: White

That's funny, Tempo!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 05:34:25 PM
My mom lives in Washington, IL

Judge Judy = Reggie's Son is a match?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:35:45 PM
Judge Judy = Reggie's Son is a match?

Jobu you fuck my mom?!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2023, 05:36:24 PM
Well hey, bring her to the tailgate when you come please. Tell her I miss her!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 17, 2023, 05:53:54 PM
Just Jobu.  Oh, and that other one, lol.

Now that's funny!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 17, 2023, 06:18:14 PM
Even better idea: Have Custard and Mn come grill for the tailgate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXxy8cjZQA

Put the sauce on the grill too, in a separate container. Grill the wings for 10 or so, into the sauce for 10 or so, back on the grill for 10 or so. Do it for an hour or so.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 06:38:40 PM
Put the sauce on the grill too, in a separate container. Grill the wings for 10 or so, into the sauce for 10 or so, back on the grill for 10 or so. Do it for an hour or so.

Interesting. Grill has to be pretty moderate heat?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 06:48:21 PM
Yeah, not aware of any special wing joints around here. I know they are low rentish, but I’ve always liked Hooters wings if they are made correctly.

When you go to Hooters do you ask to speak with the chef first to make sure they know how to do it right?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 06:49:33 PM
When you go to Hooters do you ask to speak with the chef first to make sure they know how to do it right?

Maybe just @s him/her/they on The Twitter?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 17, 2023, 06:56:09 PM
Interesting. Grill has to be pretty moderate heat?
Medium heat, maybe 325 ? Hot enough to crisp the skin a little but simmer the sauce.
I'd defer to Custard tho.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 07:59:14 PM
When you go to Hooters do you ask to speak with the chef first to make sure they know how to do it right?

I have asked the server to ask the chef to do it. I’ve never asked for the chef (Cook).
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 08:01:13 PM
When you go to Hooters do you ask to speak with the chef first to make sure they know how to do it right?

It’s not a question of whether they “know how to do it right.” If they’ve been trained at all they should “know.” It’s a question of whether they actually do it right or not. Most restaurants train then throw the rules out immediately. And more than a few just train poorly to start with.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 08:02:34 PM
Jobu you fuck my mom?!

Yes. I saw the old VHS at Christmas time, when Jobu thought he was playing old family videos of the kids. It caused quite the stir.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2023, 08:04:10 PM
Since you can observe the kitchen at a Hooters, I can assure you, a lot of them don’t do it right.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2023, 08:41:00 PM
It sounds like you should open a Hooters in Itasca instead of the Uber stuff, Tempo.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 17, 2023, 10:10:14 PM
I have asked the server to ask the chef to do it. I’ve never asked for the chef (Cook).

I assume they're called 'chefs' at a class establishment like Hooters.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 18, 2023, 07:44:34 AM
Jobu you fuck my mom?!

It doesn't seem likely. 

Does your mom live in Sunnyland?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Custard on April 18, 2023, 08:56:11 AM
The key to Hooters glory is going to corporate stores. Most of the franchises are hot garbage. The one in Orland Park is always good.

The concept is beyond cringey for this day and age and the girls usually aren’t even cute anymore, but properly done Hooters wings alongside curly fries with nacho cheese are 🔥🔥🔥

Their sauces are unique as well. I like Hot, 3 Mile Island, and Spicy Garlic. The Daytona wings are really good too.

As far as doing wings at home, you can grill them slow at the beginning to start to render some fat and add smoke flavor but they need to be finished above 325 or you’ll have gross rubbery skin. I usually sauce after the cook.

One thing I’m going to do now with the pellet grill with the propane side burner is smoke the wings then get some oil hot on the side burner and fry them for a few mins at the end to crisp them up. Then toss in whatever sauce people want. Should be the best of both worlds, albeit a bit more messy.

Fuck, now I’m hungry.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 18, 2023, 02:37:08 PM
The key to Hooters glory is going to corporate stores. Most of the franchises are hot garbage. The one in Orland Park is always good.

The concept is beyond cringey for this day and age and the girls usually aren’t even cute anymore, but properly done Hooters wings alongside curly fries with nacho cheese are 🔥🔥🔥

Their sauces are unique as well. I like Hot, 3 Mile Island, and Spicy Garlic. The Daytona wings are really good too.

As far as doing wings at home, you can grill them slow at the beginning to start to render some fat and add smoke flavor but they need to be finished above 325 or you’ll have gross rubbery skin. I usually sauce after the cook.

One thing I’m going to do now with the pellet grill with the propane side burner is smoke the wings then get some oil hot on the side burner and fry them for a few mins at the end to crisp them up. Then toss in whatever sauce people want. Should be the best of both worlds, albeit a bit more messy.

Fuck, now I’m hungry.

For whatever reason, I have never been a fan of smoked wings.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 18, 2023, 02:37:46 PM
And either Dom has not voted, or he voted for Spark or IVMP.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 18, 2023, 02:51:09 PM
And either Dom has not voted, or he voted for Spark or IVMP.

What about FU ThePAMan GTFO? Did someone coo to that one?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Custard on April 18, 2023, 02:53:59 PM
For whatever reason, I have never been a fan of smoked wings.

Did they have gross rubbery skin? That’s usually the issue.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ILLove1997 on April 18, 2023, 02:57:21 PM
Smoke them for flavor then deep fry for crispiness
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 18, 2023, 03:03:45 PM
What about FU ThePAMan GTFO? Did someone coo to that one?

I voted for that one. Was going to try and change my vote and could not figure out how.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 18, 2023, 03:04:19 PM
Smoke them for flavor then deep fry for crispiness

I appreciate you voting for me too!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 18, 2023, 03:05:43 PM
I voted for that one. Was going to try and change my vote and could not figure out how.

There are two there now.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 18, 2023, 05:02:22 PM
There are two there now.

I guess my time here is done. I was looking forward to the tailgate too.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 19, 2023, 08:10:07 AM
You can only vote for one. But you can change your votes.
How do I change my vote ?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 19, 2023, 08:49:15 AM
Click the big blue button under the poll that says "Remove vote", and then vote again.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 19, 2023, 09:09:31 AM
The black square that has no indication that it's used for anything works.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 19, 2023, 09:14:33 AM
Make a fucking decision and stick with it. Bunch of gotdamn women around here.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 09:17:41 AM
Make a fucking decision and stick with it. Bunch of gotdamn women around here.

No kidding.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 09:49:32 AM
Make a fucking decision and stick with it. Bunch of gotdamn women around here.

This board really hates women.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 19, 2023, 10:31:32 AM
I love women, and I'm pretty sure Jobu does as well.

That ain't got shit to do with how much they generally change their minds.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 19, 2023, 10:44:34 AM
Make a fucking decision and stick with it. Bunch of gotdamn women around here.

Tempo is gonna kick your misogynistic ass!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 19, 2023, 10:47:27 AM
Oops, already saw he took offense.

Btw I just switched my vote to ThePAMan to GTFO because i don’t want Tempo to think I’m picking on him. Love Spark still (even though he hates me) but hey 🤷🏻‍♂️ I am a woman, so…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 11:00:55 AM
Click the big blue button under the poll that says "Remove vote", and then vote again.

Mn, I do not see this option on my phone,  but see it on the laptop.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 11:02:04 AM
Did they have gross rubbery skin? That’s usually the issue.

No, just find the smoke off putting on a small piece of chicken, I guess. Or I just prefer the sauce.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 19, 2023, 11:02:10 AM
Oops, already saw he took offense.

Btw I just switched my vote to ThePAMan to GTFO because i don’t want Tempo to think I’m picking on him. Love Spark still (even though he hates me) but hey 🤷🏻‍♂️ I am a woman, so…

and your periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 11:03:48 AM
Oops, already saw he took offense.

Btw I just switched my vote to ThePAMan to GTFO because i don’t want Tempo to think I’m picking on him. Love Spark still (even though he hates me) but hey 🤷🏻‍♂️ I am a woman, so…

I am catching up to Spark.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 19, 2023, 11:06:54 AM
I don't hate you.  I empathize.

It's not your fault you're a complete moron.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 11:12:10 AM
I don't hate you.  I empathize.

It's not your fault you're a complete moron.

Spark apparently not a big believer in personal responsibility...

Or maybe he is a Calvinist (not the Calvin here) who believes in predestination....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 19, 2023, 11:20:29 AM
and your periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.

Look, I’m a woman, but don’t menstruate. Got it?! How offensive!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 19, 2023, 11:21:02 AM
I am catching up to Spark.

Well, you are a dick!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 19, 2023, 11:21:58 AM
I don't hate you.  I empathize.

It's not your fault you're a complete moron.

In the famous words of the best poster here at The Cesspool… Kewl, you dimwit!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 11:39:33 AM
Well, you are a dick!

Too bad I am out of room in my sig space. Would surely add this one.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 02:17:49 PM
Too bad I am out of room in my sig space. Would surely add this one.

You should use it to replace the moronic sig you currently have.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 03:04:50 PM
You should use it to replace the moronic sig you currently have.

It is too truthful to replace.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 03:06:00 PM
It is too truthful to replace.

I should awaken the ScoreListener mult.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 03:17:50 PM
I should awaken the ScoreListener mult.

Won't change the reality one bit.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 03:31:52 PM
We should start protesting outside of Wrigley. Informing Cub fans that they are just enabling Trump by being there.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 03:46:45 PM
We should start protesting outside of Wrigley. Informing Cub fans that they are just enabling Trump by being there.

Most of them are Iowans who support Trump anyways, so good luck with that.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 19, 2023, 03:47:27 PM
#notalliowans
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 03:48:21 PM
I love women, and I'm pretty sure Jobu does as well.

That ain't got shit to do with how much they generally change their minds.

Confirmed.  I absolutely love women.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 03:49:36 PM
Confirmed.  I absolutely love women.

Going to have a woman do your hernia surgery?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 03:50:04 PM
Confirmed.  I absolutely love women.

But you couldn’t take one seriously when talking about football, amirite?!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 03:50:57 PM
But you couldn’t take one seriously when talking about football, amirite?!

I think you are referring to Custard.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 03:51:27 PM
But you couldn’t take one seriously when talking about football, amirite?!

I don't have any desire to talk to women about football. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 03:51:58 PM
I think you are referring to Custard.

Nah, he's referring to me.  I agreed with Custard about it one time.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 03:53:41 PM
I don't have any desire to talk to women about football.

What about a trans man?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 03:56:36 PM
What about a trans man?

I don't know, lol.  I'll have to think about that one.

You're trying to get me to piss Spark off.  Well, I'm not taking the bait, mister.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 04:01:03 PM
I think you are referring to Custard.

(https://i.postimg.cc/D0L7LxgW/CAF3-C457-316-D-466-E-8-E6-F-36-EA798941-FF.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/MfZk8bgx)
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 04:04:14 PM
Yes.  Like I said, I agreed with Custard about it one time.  Good job providing the evidence.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 04:05:36 PM
Yes.  Like I said, I agreed with Custard about it one time.  Good job providing the evidence.

It was for the PAMan’s benefit. And I posted it before reading your post.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 04:07:23 PM
It was for the PAMan’s benefit. And I posted it before reading your post.

I'm sure PAMan appreciates it, and will take it under advisement.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 04:08:17 PM
Yes, very good support for your comment, Tempo!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 04:15:41 PM
I mean, we LOVE women. But they are fucking stupid when it comes to football! Amirite?!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 04:16:08 PM
A woman couldn’t possibly know anything about football.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 04:38:13 PM
I LOVE women. But I sure hope no woman ever tries to tell me anything about plumbing. Because who gives a shit what any woman thinks about plumbing.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 04:42:55 PM
I’m actually pretty good at plumbing.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 04:51:00 PM
I mean, we LOVE women. But they are fucking stupid when it comes to football! Amirite?!

What are their views on Justin Fields' performance to date? His ability to do squats?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 08:02:44 PM
I’m actually pretty good at plumbing.

And you’re also knowledgeable about football. Because you have a penis. Allegedly.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 19, 2023, 08:20:08 PM
Yeah because the world needs more of this, amirite?!

https://twitter.com/riley_gaines_/status/1648141754640613379?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

Just fucking sickening…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 08:26:11 PM
And you’re also knowledgeable about football. Because you have a penis. Allegedly.

I definitely have a penis. That’s not alleged.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 19, 2023, 08:50:40 PM
I definitely have a penis. That’s not alleged.

We can’t be sure if we haven’t seen it. As far as I know, no one here has seen it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 19, 2023, 08:52:14 PM
We can’t be sure if we haven’t seen it. As far as I know, no one here has seen it.

True.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2023, 09:30:42 PM
Yeah because the world needs more of this, amirite?!

https://twitter.com/riley_gaines_/status/1648141754640613379?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

Just fucking sickening…

Dan would move this to the Deuce
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 12:42:31 PM
I definitely have a penis. That’s not alleged.

Judge Judy wants to check to make sure before he uses the same public restroom as you.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 12:46:17 PM
Judge Judy wants to check to make sure before he uses the same public restroom as you.

This is still as funny as any Tempo meme.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 12:46:40 PM
Yeah because the world needs more of this, amirite?!

https://twitter.com/riley_gaines_/status/1648141754640613379?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

Just fucking sickening…

In general I’m okay with a “born a biological male, compete with males” rule.  But a couple thoughts on that.

1. Let’s not pretend conservatives are going to be okay with that, because if we’re being honest this is very little about fairness and a lot about bullying trans people

And 2. The same question I have about the bathroom laws - how do you propose we enforce it?  Are you going to lift up their skirts and check?  You’ve never come up with an answer to that one.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 12:48:23 PM
In general I’m okay with a “born a biological male, compete with males” rule. 

Oh oh. Tempo bat signal has been lit.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 12:54:57 PM
Oh oh. Tempo bat signal has been lit.

Relevant though, it means these guys have to share bathrooms and locker rooms with Judge Judy’s daughter, at his request.




Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 01:03:15 PM
One thing that consistently makes me laugh about the trans bathroom controversy is this notion that they’re worried about predators pretending to be trans.

Let’s say the law changed so that everyone was required to use the bathroom of the sex they were assigned at birth and if you use the other one, straight to jail.  Isn’t it still possible for a predator to pretend they’re trans to get into the bathroom they want?  Even if they got their way, we’re back at the point where you have to pull up their skirt.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 01:43:22 PM
This is still as funny as any Tempo meme.

I’d argue funnier.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 01:45:23 PM
Oh oh. Tempo bat signal has been lit.

How do you figure? I’ve said multiple times I think biological men competing with women is unfair, but I’m not sure how I’d solve the dilemma. I hate to say, but I’d probably ban biological men from competing with women (in sports).
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 01:47:47 PM
How do you figure? I’ve said multiple times I think biological men competing with women is unfair, but I’m not sure how I’d solve the dilemma. I hate to say, but I’d probably ban biological men from competing with women (in sports).

Pretty much where I stand.  I don’t think there’s an easy, obvious answer - but I don’t think ignoring biological differences between sexes is it probably.

I will say, I don’t know how you enforce that short of hormone testing all the JV girls basketball players etc. or, again, physically checking.  I doubt anyone really wants either of those things.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 01:48:13 PM
Pretty much where I stand.  I don’t think there’s an easy, obvious answer - but I don’t think ignoring biological differences between sexes is it probably.

I will say, I don’t know how you enforce that short of hormone testing all the JV girls basketball players etc. or, again, physically checking.

Completely agree.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 01:49:37 PM
Completely agree.

Also though as I said earlier - I have no doubt that red states will also fight not to allow AMAB trans girls to compete with the boys either, because for most people fighting that fight it’s more about bullying trans people than fairness in sports.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 01:56:36 PM
How do you figure? I’ve said multiple times I think biological men competing with women is unfair, but I’m not sure how I’d solve the dilemma. I hate to say, but I’d probably ban biological men from competing with women (in sports).

You are either an advocate for gay/trans people or you are not. You seem pretty inconsistent. Surprise, surprise.

On the athletic field is the one place I might make an exception. I’m not sure what the right thing to do about men competing as women is. I’m pretty sure it’s an overblown “problem,” though. And I’m pretty sure no one is doing it just to gain an athletic advantage. I’d say maybe make trans athletes their own award or whatever. I’m not sure what to do about it, and it’s not my job to figure it out. I’m not going to hate on someone for identifying with the gender that makes them feel comfortable, though.

Emphasis added.  And goalposts moved.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 01:57:41 PM
Pretty much where I stand.  I don’t think there’s an easy, obvious answer - but I don’t think ignoring biological differences between sexes is it probably.

I will say, I don’t know how you enforce that short of hormone testing all the JV girls basketball players etc. or, again, physically checking.  I doubt anyone really wants either of those things.

Sounding like Judge Judy could be very busy....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 01:59:55 PM
Emphasis added.  And goalposts moved.

Posting a direct quote showing you were wrong is a pretty interesting tactic.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 02:01:57 PM
Posting a direct quote showing you were wrong is a pretty interesting tactic.

I do not know what world you live in, but using "might" in his post is not a definitive statement.

Ergo the bolding of said word....

It is akin to his "X will happen, but I would not be surprised if X did not happen" line that has become a meme....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 02:12:19 PM
He was pretty clearly not the guy to call out with a bat signal meme, as you showed.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 02:16:12 PM
He was pretty clearly not the guy to call out with a bat signal meme, as you showed.

You are doing a great job today proving you are just as mediocre as the rest of us.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 20, 2023, 02:16:43 PM
Judge Judy wants to check to make sure before he uses the same public restroom as you.

In the famous words of a great poster here when memes are used… “that’s stale.”
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 20, 2023, 02:17:07 PM
You are doing a great job today proving you are just as mediocre as the rest of us.

Nah that pretentious prick is a great man!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 20, 2023, 02:20:13 PM
Sounding like Judge Judy could be very busy....

Bat signal received…

You know what, fuck you, Spark. You come in here acting like you’re some special motherfucker. Some dude that looks like that swimmer in the link I posted follows my daughter into a bathroom, you can be sure I’ll be cutting his dick off for he/she. But wait, should I wait until after something happens?!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 02:20:42 PM
In the famous words of a great poster here when memes are used… “that’s stale.”

Hard to be believe there are that many "great" posters here!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 20, 2023, 02:21:18 PM
I’m glad I changed my vote in this poll!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 20, 2023, 02:21:36 PM
Hard to be believe there are that many "great" posters here!

Well only in their own minds…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 02:22:42 PM
Bat signal received…

You know what, fuck you, Spark. You come in here acting like you’re some special motherfucker. Some dude that looks like that swimmer in the link I posted follows my daughter into a bathroom, you can be sure I’ll be cutting his dick off for he/she. But wait, should I wait until after something happens?!

I don’t doubt that if you saw that girl you’d go straight for her dick, no.  You’re obviously very interested.

Did you really think “if I saw that trans girl I’d violently assault her unprovoked” was a big win for you here?  Ignoring, of course, that you’re a huge pussy who would never step to that girl and would get your ass beat if you did.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 20, 2023, 02:23:29 PM
In the famous words of a great poster here when memes are used… “that’s stale.”

Hey, at least my meme is based in reality.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 02:23:50 PM
Bat signal received…

You know what, fuck you, Spark. You come in here acting like you’re some special motherfucker. Some dude that looks like that swimmer in the link I posted follows my daughter into a bathroom, you can be sure I’ll be cutting his dick off for he/she. But wait, should I wait until after something happens?!

Guessing it is a good thing the port-o-lets in the Memorial Stadium parking lots are gender neutral or else things could get awfully dicey at HQ2 tailgate....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Judge Judy on April 20, 2023, 02:25:42 PM
Guessing it is a good thing the port-o-lets in the Memorial Stadium parking lots are gender neutral or else things could get awfully dicey at HQ2 tailgate....

Well tonight’s spring game is cancelled which sucks. Can’t even watch it on tv.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 04:01:38 PM
Posting a direct quote showing you were wrong is a pretty interesting tactic.

It’s ThePAMan.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Jobu on April 20, 2023, 04:04:19 PM
Well tonight’s spring game is cancelled which sucks. Can’t even watch it on tv.

I thought they moved it to tomorrow night?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 20, 2023, 04:05:15 PM
Well tonight’s spring game is cancelled which sucks. Can’t even watch it on tv.

It's indoors, tomorrow at 7.
And no BTN or radio.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 04:06:37 PM
“I’d say maybe make trans athletes their own award or whatever.“

Apparently this is unequivocal support of trans men competing against women in athletics.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 04:23:43 PM
It’s ThePAMan.

You two are full of shit. Glad to know that Spark and you share the same carelessness with language. You two do not even know what the word "might" actually means in this context.  Because you are both ignorant of what "might" means in the context you used it, here you go:

might
verb
1. past of may.

For good measure, here is the definition of "may" in this context:

may
verb
1. expressing possibility.
"that may be true"
 
So, "might" in this instance was the equivalent of you typing: "On the athletic field is the one place I might make an exception. But it would not surprise if I did not."
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 04:53:44 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 04:56:51 PM
Lol

I hope you buy your kid a good dictionary. He is going to need it!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 04:59:55 PM
I hope you buy your kid a good dictionary. He is going to need it!

You’ve made it your whole life with poor reasoning skills. As a lawyer no less. He’ll be ok.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 05:01:58 PM
You’ve made it your whole life with poor reasoning skills. As a lawyer no less. He’ll be ok.

Unfortunately for him, he has to try and understand his barely literate father.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 05:03:36 PM
Unfortunately for him, he has to try and understand his barely literate father.

The same father who unequivocally went to bat for trans athletes competing against women!
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 20, 2023, 05:07:12 PM
Some women prefer that not happen.
But what do they know.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 05:08:42 PM
Some women prefer that not happen.
But what do they know.

#comfusedemoji
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 05:09:08 PM
The same father who unequivocally went to bat for trans athletes competing against women!

At this point, I doubt you even know what your opinion might be.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 05:10:57 PM
At this point, I doubt you even know what your opinion might be.

If I’m ever in doubt of my opinion, I come to you. Because you will surely let me know what it is.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 05:21:57 PM
If I’m ever in doubt of my opinion, I come to you. Because you will surely let me know what it is.

Odds are you have Parkins' or Bernstein's opinion, so I always can fallback to that.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 05:41:39 PM
Odds are you have Parkins' or Bernstein's opinion, so I always can fallback to that.

See. You’re always happy to tell me what my opinion is. That’s why I come to you.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 05:45:46 PM
See. You’re always happy to tell me what my opinion is. That’s why I come to you.

I will look at their The Twitter feeds and get back to you.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 06:07:41 PM
I will look at their The Twitter feeds and get back to you.

See. I can always count on you to tell me what I’m thinking.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 06:22:03 PM
See. I can always count on you to tell me what I’m thinking.

I'll be honest that I am not going to read their The Twitter feeds to find out the views you will adopt. I will await your regurgitation of the same here when you get around to it.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2023, 06:25:04 PM
I'll be honest that I am not going to read their The Twitter feeds to find out the views you will adopt. I will await your regurgitation of the same here when you get around to it.

Which no doubt will come from my Gods. Bernstein and Parkins.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 20, 2023, 06:49:10 PM
Which no doubt will come from my Gods. Bernstein and Parkins.

I laughed.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Custard on April 21, 2023, 11:42:26 AM
Some women prefer that not happen.
But what do they know.

Not shit about football, I’ll tell you that much.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 11:44:00 AM
Not shit about football, I’ll tell you that much.

We established that weeks ago.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 21, 2023, 11:54:12 AM
Whooooosh.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 11:57:07 AM
The same father who unequivocally went to bat for trans athletes competing against women!

As I was scrolling through this thread page, I had to laugh because it is clear you do not know what "unequivocally" means.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 11:59:03 AM
As I was scrolling through this thread page, I had to laugh because it is clear you do not know what "unequivocally" means.

Says the guy who thinks I went to bat  (firmly) for biological men competing against women in sports. 
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 12:07:04 PM
Says the guy who thinks I went to bat  (firmly) for biological men competing against women in sports.

Another great strawman!

...You are either an advocate for gay/trans people or you are not. You seem pretty inconsistent. Surprise, surprise.

On the athletic field is the one place I might make an exception. I’m not sure what the right thing to do about men competing as women is. I’m pretty sure it’s an overblown “problem,” though. And I’m pretty sure no one is doing it just to gain an athletic advantage. I’d say maybe make trans athletes their own award or whatever. I’m not sure what to do about it, and it’s not my job to figure it out. I’m not going to hate on someone for identifying with the gender that makes them feel comfortable, though.

Is it now clear that you have "made an exception" for the athletic field? I think you have, but it would not surprise me if you haven't.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 12:08:42 PM
Yep. If that’s not drawing a hard line in the sand for biological men in women’s sports, what is?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 12:09:45 PM
Another great strawman!

Is it now clear that you have "made an exception" for the athletic field? I think you have, but it would not surprise me if you haven't.

It’s kind of early in the day to be this drunk. But I’m not judging.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 12:12:26 PM
Yep. If that’s not drawing a hard line in the sand for biological men in women’s sports, what is?

Good straw for this one.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 12:12:49 PM
It’s kind of early in the day to be this drunk. But I’m not judging.

Where is Robb when you need him?
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 12:16:08 PM
Consider keeping the hard stuff for after 3pm is all I’m sayin.’
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 21, 2023, 01:17:39 PM
Another great strawman!

Is it now clear that you have "made an exception" for the athletic field? I think you have, but it would not surprise me if you haven't.

Based on that quote, you'd have to be pretty stupid to call Tempo out for thinking trans girls should get to play girls' sports.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 01:31:21 PM
Based on that quote, you'd have to be pretty stupid to call Tempo out for thinking trans girls should get to play girls' sports.

The genesis was calling out the bat signal on your post for his reaction. As for his quote, it included his self aggrandizing "allies" comment immediately followed by weaseling "I might make an exception..." on the issue of trans girls playing girls' sports. Apparently he has now "picked a lane" (ironically enough). So he was for it before he was against it.

Again, glad you are as equally as mediocre as the rest of us.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 01:36:21 PM
The genesis was calling out the bat signal on your post for his reaction. As for his quote, it included his self aggrandizing "allies" comment immediately followed by weaseling "I might make an exception..." on the issue of trans girls playing girls' sports. Apparently he has now "picked a lane" (ironically enough). So he was for it before he was against it.

Again, glad you are as equally as mediocre as the rest of us.

Wow…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 01:39:34 PM
Wow…

Please state where I misconstrued what you actually said. Because I did not.

Now, did you misstate your own opinion in that post? You might have.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 21, 2023, 01:45:31 PM
The genesis was calling out the bat signal on your post for his reaction. As for his quote, it included his self aggrandizing "allies" comment immediately followed by weaseling "I might make an exception..." on the issue of trans girls playing girls' sports. Apparently he has now "picked a lane" (ironically enough). So he was for it before he was against it.

Again, glad you are as equally as mediocre as the rest of us.

Why would you send out the bat signal for something someone said specifically that they might agree with?  Maybe you just don't understand the 'bat signal' meme, I guess.  Usually it means "this person's gonna argue with you", not "this person made it clear they may agree with you".
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 01:47:44 PM
Please state where I misconstrued what you actually said. Because I did not.

Now, did you misstate your own opinion in that post? You might have.

I’m not even sure what you said. It was word salad. I’ve never made a firm stand on the topic because I thought the issue was overblown. Once asked for a position, I more or less said it seems unfair and maybe there is a solution outside of outright banning trans athletes. Highly controversial take I’m sure.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 01:55:28 PM
Why would you send out the bat signal for something someone said specifically that they might agree with?  Maybe you just don't understand the 'bat signal' meme, I guess.  Usually it means "this person's gonna argue with you", not "this person made it clear they may agree with you".

First, Carl, the original HQ bat signal meme, was not an arguer. He would state a position and people would agree with it. Second, Tempo loves to argue, especially with you. Third, his stance at the time was that he had not made an exception (but "might," indicating possible future movement on the position). Fourth, Tempo loves to argue with you. (Yes, I listed it twice.)
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 01:57:20 PM
I’m not even sure what you said. It was word salad. I’ve never made a firm stand on the topic because I thought the issue was overblown. Once asked for a position, I more or less said it seems unfair and maybe there is a solution outside of outright banning trans athletes. Highly controversial take I’m sure.

I am not the one who used the phrase "might make an exception" without knowing what it actually meant.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 01:59:49 PM
The ExtremelyLiteralWordUsageMan, everyone. And even if you go with the most extremely literal interpretation of what I said, it still isn’t a strong “pro trans” athlete position. But keep trying. Maybe you’ll luck into a cogent thought one of these days.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 02:01:12 PM
I do love arguing with Spark, though.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 02:05:44 PM
The ExtremelyLiteralWordUsageMan, everyone. And even if you go with the most extremely literal interpretation of what I said, it still isn’t a strong “pro trans” athlete position. But keep trying. Maybe you’ll luck into a cogent thought one of these days.

1. This is a rich admission that we cannot take what you ever say at face value. Noted for future reference.
2. Some great straw - I never said anything about the "strength" of your belief aside from noting that the use of "might" meant you could change your belief at some point in the future. Which was not communicated until you responded to Spark's post.
3. The projection of "cogent thoughts" is great given Spark's evisceration of your argument style today.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: spark mandrill on April 21, 2023, 02:29:33 PM
The “bat signal” comment for sure was dumb.  Not sure if you don’t understand the meme or you didn’t understand Tempo’s post, but they definitely don’t make any sense used together.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 02:36:07 PM
The “bat signal” comment for sure was dumb.  Not sure if you don’t understand the meme or you didn’t understand Tempo’s post, but they definitely don’t make any sense used together.

Very little of what he says makes sense. Except to him. He’s kind of like Robb’s little brother that way.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 02:37:47 PM
1. This is a rich admission that we cannot take what you ever say at face value. Noted for future reference.
2. Some great straw - I never said anything about the "strength" of your belief aside from noting that the use of "might" meant you could change your belief at some point in the future. Which was not communicated until you responded to Spark's post.
3. The projection of "cogent thoughts" is great given Spark's evisceration of your argument style today.

Again. Even you use what I said in the most literal sense possible, it wasn’t a case of me “going hard” for trans-athletes. You are literally making less sense than usual on this topic.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 02:42:34 PM
Again. Even you use what I said in the most literal sense possible, it wasn’t a case of me “going hard” for trans-athletes. You are literally making less sense than usual on this topic.

More straw....
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 02:45:19 PM
The “bat signal” comment for sure was dumb.  Not sure if you don’t understand the meme or you didn’t understand Tempo’s post, but they definitely don’t make any sense used together.

I'll admit that I thought he would find a way to argue with you and that did not happen. I fully understood his comment.
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2023, 02:45:52 PM
More straw....

More prattle…
Title: Re: Posting Rights Poll!
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2023, 02:47:08 PM
More prattle…

I can't take that at face value.