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Title: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:32:38 PM
I have zero clue. Jokes ("a divorce") and real suggestions would be appreciated.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on November 28, 2022, 03:34:18 PM
I hear bags for the hamper make a great gift.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:35:28 PM
I hear bags for the hamper make a great gift.

LOL.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 03:37:32 PM
I have zero clue. Jokes ("a divorce") and real suggestions would be appreciated.

Well if you don’t like her anymore… Karen and Dom aren’t an item anymore and his mail-order-bride left him, you could be a gentleman and help him out. Set a price and see if he’ll pay. Could go a ways in helping him get stable again. We’re all here to help each other out, right?! 🤷🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: illiniray on November 28, 2022, 03:37:39 PM
A blender is always nice. Or a muffin tin. Maybe a George Foreman grill. There are nice used ones on FB market place. That would really make her day.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 03:40:39 PM
Or pay for her to have an Uber ride in the Chicago area?!
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Chickengeorge on November 28, 2022, 03:47:51 PM
Or pay for her to have an Uber ride in the Chicago area?!

You trying to give her Covid?
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:50:00 PM
A blender is always nice. Or a muffin tin. Maybe a George Foreman grill. There are nice used ones on FB market place. That would really make her day.

Thanks, Nichi. Already have all those.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on November 28, 2022, 03:53:48 PM
I've got something for her, huh huh.

Jk.  I don't know what the hell to get my wife either.  And she told me that she ordered something for me today.  I'm fucked.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 03:57:27 PM
Got couple of Rolling Stone Magazine piano sheet music books along with a back/neck massage thing you put on your chair that Amazon had on sale. Done.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on November 28, 2022, 03:58:52 PM
Got couple of Rolling Stone Magazine piano sheet music books along with a back/neck massage thing you put on your chair that Amazon had on sale. Done.

Boom. 

\thread
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 03:59:36 PM
Got couple of Rolling Stone Magazine piano sheet music books along with a back/neck massage thing you put on your chair that Amazon had on sale. Done.

If you have a massage parlor somewhere around you, that’s always a great gift to give a spouse/loved one. Like a gift certificate for a 1-hour free massage or something. I’ve always enjoy those when I get one.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on November 28, 2022, 04:01:16 PM
If you have a massage parlor somewhere around you, that’s always a great gift to give a spouse/loved one. Like a gift certificate for a 1-hour free massage or something. I’ve always enjoy those when I get one.

I have honestly never had a professional massage.  Always wanted to, just never have.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 04:03:08 PM
If you have a massage parlor somewhere around you, that’s always a great gift to give a spouse/loved one. Like a gift certificate for a 1-hour free massage or something. I’ve always enjoy those when I get one.

There are some, but I did that one for a birthday over the summer. Or some other Hallmark holiday. Thanks for the suggestion though.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 04:03:54 PM
I have honestly never had a professional massage.  Always wanted to, just never have.

Quite a few just west of Chicago got closed down over the summer for performing happy endings....
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 04:05:58 PM
I have honestly never had a professional massage.  Always wanted to, just never have.

It’s definitely a game changer when in a funk. That lady was rough with the deep-tissue massage and I came outta that room a whole different person.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 04:06:45 PM
It’s definitely a game changer when in a funk. That lady was rough with the deep-tissue massage and I came outta that room a whole different person.

You certainly are leaving the door wide open here....
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on November 28, 2022, 04:08:20 PM
You certainly are leaving the door wide open here....

Yeah, I mean no perverted intentions with this post*

Was just a really nice massage.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Chickengeorge on November 28, 2022, 04:26:10 PM
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Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: murphstahoe on November 28, 2022, 05:05:50 PM
I have zero clue. Jokes ("a divorce") and real suggestions would be appreciated.
Road bike
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 05:06:48 PM
Road bike

Of course.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: murphstahoe on November 28, 2022, 05:12:59 PM
Of course.
Not for her. For you. You need to get in shape.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: illiniray on November 28, 2022, 05:19:46 PM
I've got something for her, huh huh.

Jk.  I don't know what the hell to get my wife either.  And she told me that she ordered something for me today.  I'm fucked.

A large framed portrait of oneself always makes a big impact. 

Seriously; expensive perfume, makeup, jewelry, bag, coat, shoes -- provided you know what she wants.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 05:20:10 PM
Not for her. For you. You need to get in shape.

Well done
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: IlliniGolf on November 28, 2022, 09:34:20 PM
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Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 28, 2022, 09:40:17 PM
She already has one, Golf, but thanks for your contribution.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Karen on November 28, 2022, 10:22:05 PM
I hear bags for the hamper make a great gift.

🤣I was gonna say NO laundry hamper bags.

I say flowers or jewelry. I vote flowers.

Or make a nice romantic dinner.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Karen on November 28, 2022, 10:25:54 PM
How much you wanting to spend.

I know one cool gift but it's prob expensive.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on November 28, 2022, 10:31:42 PM
Not for her. For you. You need to get in shape.

Lol
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Karen on November 28, 2022, 10:40:25 PM
Get her a knock off Cartier lock and key bracelet.

They don't even make you take them of at TSA!
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 29, 2022, 06:33:41 AM
Get her a knock off Cartier lock and key bracelet.

They don't even make you take them of at TSA!

She has the airport pass thing given she has had a knee replacement and doesn't want to deal with the searches But thanks for the suggestions. Good perspective to view.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on November 29, 2022, 07:27:34 AM
I honestly thought of this when I first saw the thread. This and bags for the hamper.

https://youtu.be/Fo88LaJIt5E


Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: IVMP on November 29, 2022, 08:56:07 AM
Does she like kale? I have this bag of crunchy kale that I bought on "sale" before T-giving, with the idea that I should eat something healthy to offset all the bad stuff.

It's actually quite tasty.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: alum74 on November 30, 2022, 01:56:49 PM
I think I found the perfect holiday gift for your wife.  Something that you can do together.  No parallel parking required.   Just watch out for those self-centered and airheaded Chicago motorists.   You know who I’m talking about. 
https://pedegoelectricbikes.com/product/tandem/
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: No one in Mn on November 30, 2022, 03:24:09 PM
I think I found the perfect holiday gift for your wife.  Something that you can do together.  No parallel parking required.   Just watch out for those self-centered and airheaded Chicago motorists.   You know who I’m talking about. 
https://pedegoelectricbikes.com/product/tandem/

That's great !!
Watch out for those pesky stop signs tho.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on November 30, 2022, 05:14:07 PM
That's great !!
Watch out for those pesky stop signs tho.

And architects blowing through them.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: alum74 on November 30, 2022, 07:28:33 PM
That's great !!
Watch out for those pesky stop signs tho.

And those "pesky" drivers texting, emailing, checking social media, shooting videos, snapping photos and shopping online.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2022/5/22/23130840/driving-dangerously-traffic-deaths-editorial-transportation

As Sergeant Phil Esterhaus used to say, “Let’s be careful out there.” 
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: KarensBackLastTime on December 09, 2022, 09:32:35 PM
She has the airport pass thing given she has had a knee replacement and doesn't want to deal with the searches But thanks for the suggestions. Good perspective to view.

I never even knew about it until I was flying and the TSA lady was like oh is that the cartier lock bracelet and they waved her through.

So I googled it but it's expensive!

But I think a cool concept. I guess kinda shovnistic, a guy gives a girl a bracelet she can't remove because he holds the key lol. But I think it's a sweet gift too.

Hey why I said get knock off!
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: KarensBackLastTime on December 09, 2022, 09:36:27 PM
That's great !!
Watch out for those pesky stop signs tho.

Haha most people don't have vehicles in Chicago. Only place I lived I sold then didn't have a car (downtown though) . It was $300 just for the parking space

Suburbs yeah, but remember one time I think I was going to Northbrook or Deerfield. I had gone shopping had tons of bags and got lost on the trains, slipped on ice like 40 times. It was a nightmare. This was a summer while I was off from college though.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Custard on December 10, 2022, 01:44:46 PM
There was ice in the summer?
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on July 28, 2023, 02:46:59 PM
Ok. So anniversary is tomorrow.  Less than 30, more than 25, so not one of those magical numbers. (Plus, I now have a basement I have to figure out how to "rebuild" half of that insurance does not cover...)

As usual, looked online and all the suggestions are crappy.

Looking for advice: The PassiveWoman loves going to movies. I have not gone in years, as most of the post-pandemic movies have looked like garbage or recycled stuff. When she goes now, it is with one of her mom friends and they do lunch, blah blah blah.

Thoughts on it being too cheesy to offer up as an "anniversary gift" that I would take her to Oppenheimer at one of those IMAX places, right? She would love it, but an an anniversary gift? I'm thinking I could pull it off because she would love it, and definitely would be surprised by it, but still....

Thoughts? Advice?
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Chickengeorge on July 28, 2023, 02:51:35 PM
I'd roll with that. Easy peasy.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: alum74 on July 28, 2023, 02:54:09 PM
Ok. So anniversary is tomorrow.  Less than 30, more than 25, so not one of those magical numbers. (Plus, I now have a basement I have to figure out how to "rebuild" half of that insurance does not cover...)

As usual, looked online and all the suggestions are crappy.

Looking for advice: The PassiveWoman loves going to movies. I have not gone in years, as most of the post-pandemic movies have looked like garbage or recycled stuff. When she goes now, it is with one of her mom friends and they do lunch, blah blah blah.

Thoughts on it being too cheesy to offer up as an "anniversary gift" that I would take her to Oppenheimer at one of those IMAX places, right? She would love it, but an an anniversary gift? I'm thinking I could pull it off because she would love it, and definitely would be surprised by it, but still....

Thoughts? Advice?

Go somplace she's never been or do something she's never done.   

Or combine a weekend getaway with a movie. 
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on July 28, 2023, 02:55:01 PM
Suggest anal.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: frankiew on July 28, 2023, 03:02:12 PM
Ok. So anniversary is tomorrow.  Less than 30, more than 25, so not one of those magical numbers. (Plus, I now have a basement I have to figure out how to "rebuild" half of that insurance does not cover...)

As usual, looked online and all the suggestions are crappy.

Looking for advice: The PassiveWoman loves going to movies. I have not gone in years, as most of the post-pandemic movies have looked like garbage or recycled stuff. When she goes now, it is with one of her mom friends and they do lunch, blah blah blah.

Thoughts on it being too cheesy to offer up as an "anniversary gift" that I would take her to Oppenheimer at one of those IMAX places, right? She would love it, but an an anniversary gift? I'm thinking I could pull it off because she would love it, and definitely would be surprised by it, but still....

Thoughts? Advice?

take her to bdubs and eat bonless wings them to the movies, hold her hand, get her flowers, say you make me grin like a guitar pickin fool, then kiss her on ethe lips and do a cheesy smile and say "youre mine"
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ridingthegrange on July 28, 2023, 03:02:49 PM
When you reach middle-age, I found that services made the most welcome gifts.  Send her to a Spa for a massage and facial then take her out for a nice dinner.  Works every time.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 03:15:00 PM
When you reach middle-age, I found that services made the most welcome gifts.  Send her to a Spa for a massage and facial then take her out for a nice dinner.  Works every time.

I like to give my wife a personal facial. Unless I don't pull out in time, of course.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: No one in Mn on July 28, 2023, 03:22:01 PM
Rent a pink Cadillac and go see Barbie. Stop at a drive-in before or after.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on July 28, 2023, 03:26:55 PM
Rent a pink Cadillac and go see Barbie. Stop at a drive-in before or after.

That’s actually quite creative
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on July 28, 2023, 03:31:16 PM
When you reach middle-age, I found that services made the most welcome gifts.  Send her to a Spa for a massage and facial then take her out for a nice dinner.  Works every time.

And it’s made with real bits of panther, so you know it’s good.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 03:38:51 PM
Rent a pink Cadillac and go see Barbie. Stop at a drive-in before or after.

That would get you laid. At least, it better.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on July 28, 2023, 03:41:36 PM
That would get you laid. At least, it better.


For like a month
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on July 28, 2023, 03:48:31 PM
Haha. Thanks for the suggestions.

The spa certificate has been a go to for various celebrations over the years..
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on July 28, 2023, 05:55:50 PM
You will never guess what just happened...

Wife gets home. Raises anniversary. Says it is "Unorthodox, but maybe we can go see Oppenheimer..."

All said was "Maybe we can see it in IMAX."

Boom.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on July 28, 2023, 06:00:18 PM
I like to give my wife a personal facial. Unless I don't pull out in time, of course.

Sounds like you cook every night…
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 06:25:31 PM
Sounds like you cook every night…

Ha! I did tonight. Maybe I’ll get some.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on July 28, 2023, 06:34:32 PM


All said was "Maybe we can see it in IMAX."

Boom.


Enjoy your 30 days of wild sex.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on July 28, 2023, 08:19:28 PM
Ha! I did tonight. Maybe I’ll get some.

You guys…

Uh yeah
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: IlliniGolf on July 28, 2023, 10:51:49 PM
Get her a BBC escort n watch the magic from the closet !
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on July 29, 2023, 07:50:17 AM
Get her a BBC escort n watch the magic from the closet !

C'mon Golf, you know that we just call that "Wednesday night" at our house....
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on July 29, 2023, 10:52:14 AM
C'mon Golf, you know that we just call that "Wednesday night" at our house....

Can I come over Wednesday?
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Judge Judy on July 29, 2023, 10:55:57 AM
Can I come over Wednesday?

I’ll be over on Hump Day as well. Hopefully we can borrow Lena the Plug…
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Murph’s Dog on July 29, 2023, 11:14:45 AM
Never knew so many posters here were into BBC.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on July 29, 2023, 12:25:42 PM
Never knew so many posters here were into BBC.

I just thought I could give PAman’s wife a break from the BBC and give her some slightly above average white cock.
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: ThePAMan on July 29, 2023, 12:29:33 PM
That's nice of you, Jobu
Title: Re: What should I get my wife for the holidays?
Post by: Jobu on August 02, 2023, 07:32:17 AM
That's nice of you, Jobu

I'm here for ya! Never forget that.