IlliniHQ 2
General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Diaper Lady on November 28, 2022, 01:46:40 PM
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On Wild Turkey (the whiskey): “Son, that shit’ll make you take back shit you didn’t even steal.”
On poker machines: “Don’t ever fuck with anything that backs it’s ass up against the wall and takes on the world.”
“I should’ve jacked you off behind the barn.”
“Can’t hit if you don’t shoot.”
“All that beauty and me with just two good eyes.”
“You’re my hero.”
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On John Wayne: “Baddest motherfucker to ever shit between a pair of shoes.”
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'That's a lot of malarkey."
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Is it 2010 or something?
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"Who do you think you are?"
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“Goddammit, Matt”