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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 09:18:18 AM

Title: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 09:18:18 AM
I’ve tried sending messages but it just shows the name with an x next to it. We need Spark back. Can you hit him up?
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 21, 2022, 09:44:29 AM
The x is to delete the name and add a new one. Just carry on with the message and send it. If he wanted to be here he would be, but wouldn’t hurt to see if he wants to weigh in on anti-semitism
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 21, 2022, 10:30:09 AM
I'm starting to wonder if Tempo's Uber app was really the problem as opposed to "user error."
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 21, 2022, 10:32:04 AM
He'll probably be back when I am banned, since I am the problem and not the latent homosexual who uses the "f" word all the time.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 21, 2022, 04:45:59 PM
I'm starting to wonder if Tempo's Uber app was really the problem as opposed to "user error."

Spectacular
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 21, 2022, 04:49:04 PM
I'm starting to wonder if Tempo's Uber app was really the problem as opposed to "user error."

Lol
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 21, 2022, 04:50:00 PM
He'll probably be back when I am banned, since I am the problem and not the latent homosexual who uses the "f" word all the time.

If you get banned, I’m banning myself.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 21, 2022, 04:55:25 PM
If you get banned, I’m banning myself.

I cannot let you do that. Someone will have to keep arguing with Tempo about math.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 21, 2022, 05:13:00 PM
I cannot let you do that. Someone will have to keep arguing with Tempo about math.

Quite the conundrum
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 07:17:53 PM
Spectacular

Easily the most clever thing he’s posted in weeks, if not months.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 07:18:35 PM
I cannot let you do that. Someone will have to keep arguing with Tempo about math.

He later “understood” my point. Or how the metric was weighed.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: spark mandrill on November 21, 2022, 08:18:04 PM
Ya'll really made a board where Tempo is the most well-adjusted, intelligent, and rational adult in the room.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: spark mandrill on November 21, 2022, 08:18:21 PM
Kidding, but only about it being a surprise.  Hi buddy.  This place sucks.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 21, 2022, 08:22:28 PM
Kidding, but only about it being a surprise.  Hi buddy.  This place sucks.

You’re right about that.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 21, 2022, 08:50:46 PM
Love the avatar, Tempo. That is great
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 21, 2022, 08:51:41 PM
Ya'll really made a board where Tempo is the most well-adjusted, intelligent, and rational adult in the room.

Yeah, but what are your thoughts on Mitch Fields? Are you in agreement with Colin Cowherd on the subject?
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 21, 2022, 08:54:52 PM
Yeah, but what are your thoughts on Mitch Fields? Are you in agreement with Colin Cowherd on the subject?

Maybe you should ask Spark how he compares to Mahomes.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 21, 2022, 10:02:19 PM
Ya'll really made a board where Tempo is the most well-adjusted, intelligent, and rational adult in the room.

Little BTC with this take, spark
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 21, 2022, 10:03:07 PM
This place sucks.

As God intended.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 10:43:17 PM
Kidding, but only about it being a surprise.  Hi buddy.  This place sucks.

Spark!!! Come back (even occasionally)!
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 21, 2022, 10:44:54 PM
Sparky come back

Any kind of fool could see

We were wrong

And Tempo just can’t live without you
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 10:54:26 PM
Sparky come back

Any kind of fool could see

We were wrong

And Tempo just can’t live without you

Without You https://g.co/kgs/Q3SQUz
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 21, 2022, 10:54:59 PM
Jesus, why does every other link I share fail?
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 21, 2022, 11:03:42 PM
I like mine better
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 22, 2022, 06:44:43 AM
Jesus, why does every other link I share fail?
Count your blessings. Your arguments never fail.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Judge Judy on November 22, 2022, 07:09:03 AM
Tempo and Spark

https://youtu.be/ZbUENJ5FjBk
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 07:40:05 AM
Count your blessings. Your arguments never fail.

I have a high hit rate.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Chickengeorge on November 22, 2022, 09:21:48 AM
I have a high hit rate.

You are your own fluffer.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 10:00:51 AM
You are your own fluffer.

Giggity.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: spark mandrill on November 22, 2022, 10:46:09 AM
Fields looks great right now.  Looked like the worst QB in the league through the first half of the season.  Has obviously earned some goodwill lately.

We'll see what we've got in him more next year after making picks and spending big money.  There's no reason they can't be competitive in the NFCN.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: spark mandrill on November 22, 2022, 10:47:34 AM
Spark!!! Come back (even occasionally)!

I'm back occasionally.

Usually I'm wearing my disgusted face.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Judge Judy on November 22, 2022, 11:23:31 AM
Fields looks great right now.  Looked like the worst QB in the league through the first half of the season.  Has obviously earned some goodwill lately.

We'll see what we've got in him more next year after making picks and spending big money.  There's no reason they can't be competitive in the NFCN.

Agreed
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 22, 2022, 01:34:56 PM
I'm back occasionally.

Usually I'm wearing my disgusted face.

Hey I can’t blame a well-adjusted guy for not wanting to hang out in a place that’s built on people trying to one up each other on tastelessness. But the rest of us degenerate die hards love it!

I bet when the N-G went bankrupt and the new outfit took over, they took about two looks at the message board and decided it had to be the first thing to go.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 22, 2022, 01:50:13 PM
Hey I can’t blame a well-adjusted guy for not wanting to hang out in a place that’s built on people trying to one up each other on tastelessness. But the rest of us degenerate die hards love it!

I bet when the N-G went bankrupt and the new outfit took over, they took about two looks at the message board and decided it had to be the first thing to go.

Oh, probably.  Their lawyers probably looked at it and got hives.

And they also were probably like "Why does that Jobu guy always call people cocksuckers?"

Although at that time, Reggie was dominating the HQ, not Jobu.  Fucking Tyler Jackson, that cocksucking piece of shit mother fucker that is hopefully getting raped right now, permabanned Jobu.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 02:45:52 PM
Fields looks great right now.  Looked like the worst QB in the league through the first half of the season.  Has obviously earned some goodwill lately.

We'll see what we've got in him more next year after making picks and spending big money.  There's no reason they can't be competitive in the NFCN.

PAMan says he should have stood on the sideline next to Getsy this year. See sig.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 22, 2022, 03:44:30 PM
PAMan says he should have stood on the sideline next to Getsy this year. See sig.

Yep.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 04:06:38 PM
Yep.

The fact that you truly believe it is what makes it extraordinary.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Custard on November 22, 2022, 04:07:16 PM
Ehh if he gets hurt bad and is never the same again you’ll be saying the same thing
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 04:08:15 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 22, 2022, 04:10:02 PM
The fact that you truly believe it is what makes it extraordinary.

The best way to secure a top draft pick: Not play him. No?
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 04:13:07 PM
Ehh if he gets hurt bad and is never the same again you’ll be saying the same thing

https://www.fantasypoints.com/nfl/articles/season/2021/mobile-quarterbacks-and-injury-rates
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 04:14:04 PM
https://www.filmstudybaltimore.com/new-study-quarterbacks-that-run-most-are-not-injured-most/
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 04:14:52 PM
This study yielded many findings, but among them were two key observations: 1) Run Frequency didn’t reliably predict QB injuries and 2) quarterbacks that run most are injured less frequently than the NFL QB average.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 22, 2022, 04:32:57 PM
The problem with your stats, Tempo, is that we are dealing with a wingback and not a QB here.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 05:06:10 PM
The problem with your stats, Tempo, is that we are dealing with a wingback and not a QB here.

I feel like the problem is we are dealing with a dumbass here.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 22, 2022, 05:53:54 PM
I feel like the problem is we are dealing with a dumbass here.

We agree on that.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Jobu on November 22, 2022, 06:25:53 PM
We agree on that.

Lol
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 08:26:02 PM
We agree on that.

Says the man who thinks he’s the only legitimate source of analysis on Justin Fields (once he was no longer able to hitch his wagon to the Tom Thayer click-bait headline).
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 22, 2022, 09:53:30 PM
Says the man who thinks he’s the only legitimate source of analysis on Justin Fields (once he was no longer able to hitch his wagon to the Tom Thayer click-bait headline).

That's untrue, but we are used to these types of arguments around here. Again, don't make some embarrassing video, just call me a fucking jagoff when you run out of actual arguments.

I did hear a Dan McNeil podcast today where he was concerned about the back of the heads of the linemen and how JFC needs to work on throwing  the ball OVER linemen instead of at their heads. It was constructive criticism.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Reacher on November 22, 2022, 11:00:14 PM
Dan McNeil? Is he sober these days? Dude has been mailing it in for years. He’s the most pre-historic of dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: ThePAMan on November 22, 2022, 11:07:14 PM
Dan McNeil? Is he sober these days? Dude has been mailing it in for years. He’s the most pre-historic of dinosaurs.

I guess he's sober. Can take him 40 min 2x a week discussing Bear football and going around the league.
Title: Re: Hey, Custard
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on November 24, 2022, 10:14:38 AM
The problem with your stats, Tempo, is that we are dealing with a wingback and not a QB here.
From the Wiki, purveyor of all things true ....

"Another very popular variation is the Shotgun-T because it allows the quarterback to read the defense more effectively. It is very popular in high school football. It is rarely used in professional or college football. It is mostly used for sweeps."