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Title: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 19, 2022, 04:07:42 PM
https://youtu.be/zL4LFSbFPcw

Had no idea this was forthcoming. Robert Pattinson seems like a bold and risky choice for Batman. A risk I could see paying off similar to RDJ as Iron Man.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 19, 2022, 04:13:39 PM
Supporting cast is pretty top notch: Collin Ferrel, Andy Serkis, Jeffrey Wright, and John Turturro.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: fucking on January 19, 2022, 05:57:06 PM
What did you have for lunch?
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Judge Judy on January 19, 2022, 06:02:18 PM
When’s the last time you took a shit?
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: fucking on January 19, 2022, 06:04:42 PM
11-ish.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 19, 2022, 06:23:14 PM
Chicken.

Taking one now.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on January 20, 2022, 07:57:17 AM
Superhero movies are stupid. 
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 20, 2022, 08:17:05 AM
Superhero movies are stupid.

The rest of America obviously agrees with you.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on January 20, 2022, 08:31:36 AM
The rest of America obviously agrees with you.

Mmhmm.  Superhero movies are stupid. 
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Judge Judy on January 20, 2022, 08:33:53 AM
Superhero movies are stupid.

+1
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 20, 2022, 08:39:15 AM
Dirty Dancing and Pretty Woman more your style?
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ILLove1997 on January 20, 2022, 10:18:42 AM
Superhero movies are stupid.

I agree

OH MY GOSH WILL GOOD GUYS BEAT BAD GUYS FOR THE 5 THOUSANDTH TIME IN A ROW?  WAOW!
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 20, 2022, 10:35:52 AM
I agree

OH MY GOSH WILL GOOD GUYS BEAT BAD GUYS FOR THE 5 THOUSANDTH TIME IN A ROW?  WAOW!

Will Jack Ryan or James Bond save the day? Not sure.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ThePAMan on January 20, 2022, 10:37:16 AM
Will Jack Ryan or James Bond save the day? Not sure.

Daniel Craig as James Bond sure won't again.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 20, 2022, 10:37:50 AM
Daniel Craig as James Bond sure won't again.

We knew that going in.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ThePAMan on January 20, 2022, 10:38:32 AM
We knew that going in.

And at the end.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 20, 2022, 10:39:27 AM
And at the end.

I’d say I was more saddened than surprised.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: spark mandrill on January 20, 2022, 05:33:33 PM
Batman looks awful.  And no movie like The Batman ever needs to be three hours long, ever.

Will probably watch it on HBOMax.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 20, 2022, 06:14:44 PM
Three hours? Eek. Better pay off.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on January 20, 2022, 08:31:57 PM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/272138041_10220395326569095_6238127792497031860_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=Kn6_LVILli8AX9jPVCT&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT8USMC2zNVlugeTuYiup01ldDAUamM6APY1lbz5CHVwpA&oe=61EEDC9B)
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Custard on January 21, 2022, 12:50:59 AM
And all this time I thought I was the only one…
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on January 21, 2022, 09:25:15 AM
And all this time I thought I was the only one…

Haha.  I had this discussion with my adult nephew.  He was soooo excited for the new Spiderman movie coming out.  He couldn't wait.  And all I'm thinking is this kid should be out bird-dogging chicks and banging beaver.  But here he is, can't wait for Spiderman to come out!

BTW, Marty Scorsese is also in our corner.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ThePAMan on January 21, 2022, 09:33:19 AM
The DC movies have mostly sucked. Yeah, the Bale Batman was good. Wonder Women was fine (haven't seen the 2d one). After that? No interest.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 21, 2022, 10:47:13 AM
Haha.  I had this discussion with my adult nephew.  He was soooo excited for the new Spiderman movie coming out.  He couldn't wait.  And all I'm thinking is this kid should be out bird-dogging chicks and banging beaver.  But here he is, can't wait for Spiderman to come out!

BTW, Marty Scorsese is also in our corner.

I don’t think getting laid and being excited for the new Spider-Man movie are mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 21, 2022, 10:48:14 AM
The DC movies have mostly sucked. Yeah, the Bale Batman was good. Wonder Women was fine (haven't seen the 2d one). After that? No interest.

Wonder Woman 2 started off really bad but got better. Passable, but the first was definitely better.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on January 21, 2022, 11:20:37 AM
I don’t think getting laid and being excited for the new Spider-Man movie are mutually exclusive.

Of course you don't.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Custard on January 21, 2022, 11:25:04 AM
Of course you don't.

🤣
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 21, 2022, 11:46:55 AM
Of course you don't.

In fact, I’m positive.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: spark mandrill on January 21, 2022, 03:43:54 PM
Yeah, nothing wrong with not liking comic movies but hard to sell it like it’s just for nerds who can’t get laid right?

If it is the human race is probably going to end soon.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 21, 2022, 06:00:57 PM
Only about half of the top-25 grossing movies of all-time are superhero movies.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on January 21, 2022, 08:12:57 PM
Only about half of the top-25 grossing movies of all-time are superhero movies.

And are stupid.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: fucking on January 22, 2022, 10:51:20 AM
Only about half of the top-25 grossing movies of all-time are superhero movies.
Tempo & the Art of Context
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 22, 2022, 11:07:42 AM
Robb & the Art of Moronic Comments that Only Make Sense to Him.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: JudgeSteveHarvey on January 22, 2022, 11:18:59 AM
Only about half of the top-25 grossing movies of all-time are superhero movies.

I got to get me in one of those. Maybe Tyler Perry can produce one. I'd be a good villain.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 22, 2022, 04:07:20 PM
Is that how Steve Harvey talks?
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Custard on January 22, 2022, 07:13:36 PM
Robb & the Art of Moronic Comments that Only Make Sense to Him.

I got it.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 22, 2022, 07:58:17 PM
I got it.

Maybe you could explain it to me.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: fucking on January 22, 2022, 10:22:57 PM
Maybe you could explain it to me.
Color me skeptical.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on January 22, 2022, 11:16:34 PM
Surely one of you could explain it.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ThePAMan on March 03, 2022, 12:49:21 PM
Termpo, you buy a ticket to see the new one yet?
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on March 03, 2022, 07:40:51 PM
No, I’ll wait a while.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: IlliniGolf on March 03, 2022, 11:08:33 PM
Kid shit
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on March 04, 2022, 03:38:57 AM
Kid shit

Dip shit.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on March 04, 2022, 03:39:33 AM
I got it.

Still waiting.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: frankiew on March 04, 2022, 05:53:39 AM
the 1989 Batman and Batman returns can't be topped
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ILLove1997 on March 05, 2022, 12:41:21 AM
finally caught a commercial for this, wow it looks like its going to be a huge bag of shit LOL
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ThePAMan on March 05, 2022, 06:48:50 AM
finally caught a commercial for this, wow it looks like its going to be a huge bag of shit LOL

How did you avoid a commercial for this for so long? Been busy preparing for the Ukrainian invasion?
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: ILLove1997 on March 05, 2022, 10:42:14 AM
How did you avoid a commercial for this for so long? Been busy preparing for the Ukrainian invasion?

I never watch TV ever, and when I do its usually a pre recorded sporting event so I can skip the commercials

caught it when watching the bulls game last night
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Custard on March 05, 2022, 11:25:10 AM
Only thing I’m watching on tv right now are the Illini games and I don’t think I’ve seen any commercials for it either
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on March 05, 2022, 11:28:58 AM
I don't watch that much tv either, except for the past 2 years of basement dwelling. I haven't seen any commercials for the latest Batman. And I don't remember ever seeing a commercial, but I know I've never seen a movie.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on March 06, 2022, 04:27:39 PM
finally caught a commercial for this, wow it looks like its going to be a huge bag of shit LOL

The several people I’ve talked to that have seen it said it was good.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Judge Judy on March 06, 2022, 04:29:15 PM
Yeah I’ve heard it was good from a couple people. Also the new Ghostbusters is pretty awesome from what I’ve heard.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 20, 2022, 08:11:55 AM
Watched it, mostly with an open mind.  Pretty good car chase scene.  Movie was mostly eye candy.  Way too long.  How the fuck does no one know that Bruce Wayne is the batman except the crazy dude?  Seriously.  I can't get over that during the entire film.  Stupid.

On the other hand, watched Pig the other day.  Very good, and I really don't like Nic Cage.
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Reacher on April 20, 2022, 09:27:09 AM
Haven’t seen Batman yet. Took my kid to see Sonic 2 yesterday. I’ve enjoyed both movies. It’s great to see Jim Carrey being funny in movies again.

I really want to see The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent with Nic Cage and Pedro Pascal. Looks hilarious
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Custard on April 20, 2022, 09:50:31 AM
Haha this just landed in my inbox

(https://i.ibb.co/wLQy1Qr/5-D67-E448-731-D-4369-AD88-8-D544-A98499-C.jpg) (https://ibb.co/VNCV8Cp)
Title: Re: The Batman
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 20, 2022, 09:57:08 AM
Haha this just landed in my inbox

(https://i.ibb.co/wLQy1Qr/5-D67-E448-731-D-4369-AD88-8-D544-A98499-C.jpg) (https://ibb.co/VNCV8Cp)

 ;D  About sums it up for me.