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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: ThePAMan on November 11, 2021, 03:48:08 PM
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Pick a new career for ThePAMan. I will even read JudgeJudy's contributions should he choose to post.
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Kenosha may be looking for prosecuting attorneys.
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Kenosha may be looking for prosecuting attorneys.
Sounds like they should be.
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What's your current field?
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What's your current field?
Bored lawyer.
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Bounty hunter
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Bounty hunter
I think I can grow my hair out like that Dog guy.
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I’m picturing you driving with your bounty on the way back to lockup and checking out Yelp for kosher restaurants
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Bored lawyer.
Yes.
What field.
Obviously there's a lot of exciting PIL & indigent work available. But should I assume you prefer to be paid?
Defending bad actors is tedious, but at least you got some cash while killing all those paralyzed toddlers.
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Sex worker.
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Yes.
What field.
Obviously there's a lot of exciting PIL & indigent work available. But should I assume you prefer to be paid?
Defending bad actors is tedious, but at least you got some cash while killing all those paralyzed toddlers.
Employment lawyer that tries to keep companies (and some non-profit social agencies) out of trouble/court/admin agencies.
Oh, I have had my share of forced labor for indigent litigants. Got one indigent serial lawsuit filer a nice settlement and said litigant was a complete ass the whole time (and after!). The one guy with the 24 page rap sheet of misdeameanors who sued the CPD and the cop was nice, but William Rehnquist made sure he was going to lose. It is sad when a public defender actually remembers a client from years earlier because of their case. Both basically complete travesties of justice.
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Dreary.
You could become a poorly compensated college basketball reporter. I know a lot of guys who chose that route.