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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: fucking on October 19, 2021, 06:55:24 PM

Title: Tempo's funeral
Post by: fucking on October 19, 2021, 06:55:24 PM
He was a soldier, a father, and a prolific writer.

Let's hoist one to Wayne in Lakeview. May he roil in anger.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 07:17:41 PM
My favorite memory of Tempo was when he was AOTC on the Mack trade.  The second was that time he argued with Spark.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 07:26:34 PM
He was a soldier, a father, and a prolific writer.

Let's hoist one to Wayne in Lakeview. May he roil in anger.

He wasn’t a soldier, fuckface! He was a Marine. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from perusing the board for years.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 07:30:45 PM
I like the cut of this new poster's jib.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 07:31:13 PM
And no, it is not me.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Judge Judy on October 19, 2021, 07:36:52 PM
This could get good.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 07:38:50 PM
Tempo wasn’t a Marine. There’s no way.

He has said he joined after 9/11 when his buddy joined.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 07:54:59 PM
Yeah, that’s right, lol. I joined the Marines because my best friend joined, so I said fuck it.

Sounds reasonable.

No way he made it through the crucible. No fucking way.

I’m not Tempo34, but he says he graduated bootcamp Friday, March 8th 1991 (Mike Company Platoon 3117). After 10 days leave, then went to Marine Combat Training (MCT) at Camp Pendleton. And then Miltary Police training at Lackland Airforce Base, San Antonio TX (some people called it Camp Snoopy), or so he says.

Sr. Drill Insrtuctor Sgt Martinez. Sgt Perez and Sgt Look were other drill instructors. Says he partied with Sgt Look at the Devil Dog Inn the night of graduation. He was a cock sucker until after graduation. At least that’s what Tempo34 says. I wasn’t there. Sgt. Perez, his least favorite drill instructor in the beginning, was his favorite drill instructor at the end.

Doesn’t remember Mount Motherfucker being that big of a deal.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 08:08:31 PM
He was at Lackland in 91?

I’ll be damned. I was too. Basic. Became an airman first class. Then on to missile systems training. SAC at Warren AFB after that.

Wait, are you Tempo's Marine buddy?
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 08:09:32 PM
He was at Lackland in 91?

I’ll be damned. I was too. Basic. Became an airman first class. Then on to missile systems training. SAC at Warren AFB after that.

According to Tempo34, Lackland lived up to the name “Camp Snoopy.” And the chow was excellent.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 08:10:20 PM
Wait, are you Tempo's Marine buddy?

No, but I am sort of a spokesperson. I’m just not him.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Judge Judy on October 19, 2021, 08:10:56 PM
Ah shit, Jobu and Tempo are buddies
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on October 19, 2021, 08:14:50 PM
According to Tempo34, Lackland lived up to the name “Camp Snoopy.” And the chow was excellent.
Did Tempo manage the restaurant ?
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 08:16:11 PM
Did Tempo manage the restaurant ?

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 09:15:24 PM
He must have had access to different chow.

I just remember my DI was a prick and it was hot as fuck there every day.

I would assume the main chow hall would be much better than the one for recruits, or airmen or whatever the fuck you were called.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 09:17:58 PM
Haha. Funny we were at Lackland at the same time.

Never would have saw each other tho.

Says he saw an Air Force recruit get a “tongue lashing” at the px from a TI (that come across to him more like an anal licking). Perhaps that was you?
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 09:25:44 PM
It was a female TI dressing down a male recruit. U.S.A.F. AOTC in 1991?
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: fucking on October 19, 2021, 09:47:07 PM
I expect Jobu's conversations with himself will prove more entertaining than Tempo's conversations with himself.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Custard on October 19, 2021, 10:28:24 PM
Tempo said he joined the marines after 9/11
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 10:47:53 PM
Tempo and Jobu should be on one of those USAA commercials, or whatever that insurance for veterans is called.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 11:33:21 PM
Tempo said he joined the marines after 9/11

Not 9/11. When Desert Storm was underway (and his best friend was called up). Or so he says.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Custard on October 19, 2021, 11:35:30 PM
Damn forgot you were that old.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 11:37:25 PM
Did Tempo manage the restaurant ?

Tempo told me he thought this was a good one.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 11:38:09 PM
Not 9/11. When Desert Storm was underway (and his best friend was called up). Or so he says.

I don't think you have that right.  We need The Tempo34 to resolve this.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 11:39:25 PM
I don't think you have that right.  We need The Tempo34 to resolve this.

Said he’s done. He’s not posting here anymore. I’m his official spokesperson though.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Judge Judy on October 19, 2021, 11:53:22 PM
Said he’s done. He’s not posting here anymore. I’m his official spokesperson though.

What’s up Spark
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 20, 2021, 07:36:21 PM
TempoHQ will never be the same
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: murphstahoe on October 20, 2021, 10:30:06 PM
LIGAFF this thread
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: NotTempo34 on October 21, 2021, 01:59:42 AM
LIGAFF this thread

I had to look up “ligaff.” Guess I’m not that hip with the lingo these days.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Custard on October 21, 2021, 08:21:47 AM
I had to look up “ligaff.” Guess I’m not that hip with the lingo these days.

Same.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: ILLove1997 on October 21, 2021, 12:25:15 PM
so was this a Bruce Weber style mock funeral or what

need to catch up
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Reacher on October 21, 2021, 12:42:47 PM
I liked it when he shit talked Spark when he wasn’t even here. That was great.

That’s called a discussion/content driver. Someone has to drive the clicks to this pathetic forum.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: fucking on October 21, 2021, 12:50:29 PM
That’s called a discussion/content driver. Someone has to drive the clicks to this pathetic forum.
It would probably work if you weren't so boring.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Reacher on October 21, 2021, 06:03:29 PM
It would probably work if you weren't so boring.

If I’m so boring why are you constantly engaging me, and talking about me non-stop?
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Reacher on October 21, 2021, 06:05:11 PM
You’ve literally been dropping my username into discussions for over a decade. Your life must be awful boring.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: illinicalvin on October 21, 2021, 07:41:28 PM
My friend, this is the 4th most active message board for a 2nd tier college sports team in central Illinois. None of us are not boring on some level.
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: Reacher on October 21, 2021, 07:46:04 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: fucking on October 21, 2021, 07:51:02 PM
None of us are not boring on some level.
Counselor: None of us is ...
Title: Re: Tempo's funeral
Post by: fucking on October 21, 2021, 07:51:50 PM
You’ve literally been dropping my username into discussions for over a decade.
And yet, you persist.

*sigh*