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Title: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 12, 2021, 08:53:49 PM
Tempo was obviously too lazy to start a thread specifically dedicated to game action/coaching decisions that take place during the two-minute warning phase of tonight's game.

So, here it is.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 12, 2021, 08:59:45 PM
Pretty sure you’re the only one who thinks this is clever.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 12, 2021, 09:00:54 PM
No one is forcing you to log into the forum literally named for me and Spark.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 13, 2021, 01:24:09 PM
Pretty sure you’re the only one who thinks this is clever.

correct
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 13, 2021, 07:59:09 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.com/2021/09/13/bears-rams-fans-brawl-nfl-los-angeles-sofi-stadium/
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 13, 2021, 08:53:40 PM
Was Q there? He should be in Sacramento tonight. Maybe there's a Larry Elder rally he could attend?
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 13, 2021, 10:28:10 PM
Was Q there? He should be in Sacramento tonight. Maybe there's a Larry Elder rally he could attend?

nah I've been home since last night, ripped off 600 miles in one day like a boss... gotta get the clock off of German time... lol drove about 950 miles in 36 hours... car was much more comfortable than I thought it would be so that is good

(https://i.imgur.com/ZBTbwL6.png)

and I can't say I'd want to ever go to any political rally, that sounds like a boring place full of old people
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 13, 2021, 10:41:36 PM
Nah, these people are great.

Fireworks, Harleys, guns & ammo. Skanky, easy girls plus twentysomethings seeking An Arrangement with an older man.

You've got 46 candidates, so there'll definitely be a couple of rallies in your backyard.

Go for it!
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Custard on September 13, 2021, 11:41:21 PM
Rob openly wishing death on 97.

This is what this place is all about.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2021, 06:51:30 AM
Rob openly wishing death on 97.

This is what this place is all about.

What do you call the Rob version of Tempoing? Robbing? McColleying? Fuckinging?
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 14, 2021, 07:00:40 AM
"fucking"
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2021, 07:02:19 AM
"fucking"
Still need to add an "ing" though.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 14, 2021, 07:07:26 AM
I am right, and you are wrong.

As Lovie liked to say "simple as that."
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 08:00:05 AM
What do you call the Rob version of Tempoing? Robbing? McColleying? Fuckinging?

Dickheading.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 14, 2021, 08:06:22 AM
If you're implying the figurative head of my verbal dick thrusting in your proverbial ass while I metaphorically fuck you, then yes.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Chickengeorge on September 14, 2021, 08:16:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arVy_qpb4Yo
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 08:20:28 AM
If you're implying the figurative head of my verbal dick thrusting in your proverbial ass while I metaphorically fuck you, then yes.

You’re mentally ill. But you probably already know that.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 08:30:55 AM
Rob searches through and starts posts in forums/on subjects he clearly has no knowledge of or interest in just to follow me around. OBSESSED.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 14, 2021, 08:33:44 AM
Mostly I just look at the Latest list to see if there's anything new.

There is. It's another new thread started by Tempo.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 08:35:27 AM
You’re a weird fucking dude. But you already know that.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: fucking on September 14, 2021, 08:39:25 AM
I am fucking, certainly.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 08:40:50 AM
I kinda want to see you 2 get in a slap fight.

I think Rob just wants me to slap him with my penis.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 08:52:27 AM
I don't want to see that.  But if that's what all of this evolves into, hey.  Who am I to judge?

Rob is kinky like that. He’s probably a rapist. In fact, I know he is.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Judge Judy on September 14, 2021, 10:25:55 AM
He’s probably a rapist. In fact, I know he is.

+1
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2021, 10:37:59 AM
Rob is kinky like that. He’s probably a rapist. In fact, I know he is.

Woah.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 11:24:33 AM
Woah.

Just playing by Rob’s rules. Where we can say anything and present it as fact. He set the precedent. Blame Rob. Oh, and Rob is a rapist.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 14, 2021, 11:41:09 AM
Rob is kinky like that. He’s probably a rapist. In fact, I know he is.

can't debunk that one!
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:03:15 PM
10 years later, and Rob is STILL crying about new threads. In a forum literally created for Spark/myself. At least I’m not spamming the basketball forum.

Forgive me for trying to create some fresh content on this morgue of a board. I suppose we could all just keep logging in to find nothing new as we all do multiple times daily. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the deuce, where I can talk about a fresh topic like the ‘Rona.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:16:30 PM
Hey, if you want to say that, fine.  Yes, we've played around about how you're a drunk and whatever. 

Rapist is something else.  If you want to continue on, that's cool, but to me, that's some pretty serious shit.

Then again, if it were me, I would start a thread.

Rob is the same guy that repeated over and over for months that I was an angry alcoholic, and likely a bad father (which was the last straw). Fuck that guy. He’s trash.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2021, 12:18:46 PM
Let the record show here, by the way, I am not fucking taking sides here.
So, you are riding the fence? Isn't that Tempoing?
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 14, 2021, 12:19:55 PM
Hey, this is the cock you've been sucking.  You're the straw that stirs his shit, or whatever.  You gotta roll with it now.

Seems like Tempo is the true straw that stirs the HQ drink.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:21:47 PM
So, you are riding the fence? Isn't that Tempoing?

It’s amazing how I can at both times be the ultimate fence rider, yet so wrong about everything. How can a “fence rider” be so polarizing? Things don’t add up here.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:23:48 PM
Seems like Tempo is the true straw that stirs the HQ drink.

I’m the liquor.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 14, 2021, 12:31:51 PM
Rob is the same guy that repeated over and over for months that I was an angry alcoholic, and likely a bad father (which was the last straw). Fuck that guy. He’s trash.

Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't wished the coof death upon you yet...

Anyone that does that is a certified trash human
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 14, 2021, 12:32:24 PM
I’m the liquor.

You do make this place a hell of a lot more fun
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:35:09 PM
Yep.

Be careful. “Riding the fence” is extremely polarizing and will earn you a reputation as always being wrong.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:38:34 PM
I don't care about that.  Because I'm not a victim.

But you know that.  I'm not falling into this trap again.  And I'm not talking football, or really anything else, with you anymore.  Because it sucks.

And no, I'm not leaving the board.

The guy who cried about a benign joke about sex with your wives and left the board in a huff over it isn’t a victim. Ok
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 14, 2021, 12:44:11 PM
The guy who cried about a benign joke about sex with your wives and left the board in a huff over it isn’t a victim. Ok

(https://c.tenor.com/Mf5b8A7F38QAAAAd/fight-amgey.gif)
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 12:45:16 PM
I posted about that.  I won't be doing that again.  You constantly repeat your behavior.

Fuck it.  I'm done wasting my time on you.  This is insane.

Which behaviors are those?

So does Rob get a pass for calling me a bad father?
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Chickengeorge on September 14, 2021, 01:56:35 PM
Nope.  He doesn't.  Do you want a pass for calling Rob a rapist?

It's real hard to joke about calling someone a rapist. 

I think the proper term is raper. 

(https://c.tenor.com/CLNX7GywhZkAAAAM/dale-raper.gif)
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 05:57:30 PM
I didn’t think “fag” was an acceptable word in 2021.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2021, 06:55:30 PM
I’d argue someone still using the word “fag” in 2021 also still likely uses the “N” word.

And yep, I was all over the Mack Trade.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2021, 03:32:52 PM
It is only 332PM. This sucks.
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 17, 2021, 04:33:38 PM
It is only 332PM. This sucks.

no its 233PM
Title: Re: Bears/Rams 2-minute warning thread
Post by: Reacher on September 17, 2021, 04:46:56 PM
It’s 10:46. In Dublin.