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General Category => The Deuce => Spark vs Tempo => Topic started by: Reacher on September 02, 2021, 08:17:01 PM
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Any hot takes?
Who has, hasn’t drafted?
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Any hot takes?
Who has, hasn’t drafted?
Draft on the 7th.
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Draft on the 7th.
What draft slot do you have? How many teams? Who are you targeting?
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What draft slot do you have? How many teams? Who are you targeting?
12 teams, the commish hasn't sent out the draft order, yet. It's a work group, and we quit playing for money, just for shit-talkin' now. So, I don't spend a great deal of time mapping out players.
Targeting? IDK. I had Davante last year and he was a beast. Other than that, the usual suspects - running backs that catch a lot of passes. Pretty much any KC offensive player.
Finished third last year, but had the most points I believe. Just caught a bad break in the playoffs.
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My league is .5 ppr. I rarely go WR first round, but i went with Davante and grabbed Saquon with the 12th pick. I usually load up on RBs and try to trade one for a WR.
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Is his knee better?
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Is his knee better?
“Better,” yes.
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Think I might have chased “upside” a little too hard in my draft. Vast majority of my players are 2nd year players (along with a couple/three rookies). Lol
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Just looked at my draft order, I'm 8th. Which kinda sucks for getting any of the elite scorers.
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I prefer drafting in the late first round, then it’s a quick turnaround to your 2nd pick. I drafted 9th and 12th, which is my favorite spot.
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Just looked at my draft order, I'm 8th. Which kinda sucks for getting any of the elite scorers.
With that pick you can probably get Adams or Kelce and probably come back with Barkley or Jonathon Taylor. I think that’s a great start.
PPR or standard?
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With that pick you can probably get Adams or Kelce and probably come back with Barkley or Jonathon Taylor. I think that’s a great start.
PPR or standard?
PPR. And, I think you're right. What you think about Dalvin Cook for a first pick?
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PPR. And, I think you're right. What you think about Dalvin Cook for a first pick?
Clear 2nd pick, I still go with CMC if I’m picking first.
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Full PPR? Regardless, it’s CMC. But if it’s full PPR I go with Adams or Kelce 1st round. Then I load up on pass catching backs. I like Gibson a lot (after Barkley and Taylor), and Swift could be a league winner you can get in 4th or 5th round.
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Goff only has Hockenson and Swift to throw to. Their #1 WR is Kalif Raymond lol
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I wanted Swift so badly I actually traded Joe Mixon and Logan Thomas for Swift and Gerald Everette. On paper, I got bent over on the deal, but I think there’s a good chance it works out for me.
Because of the way the draft fell, I was kind of forced to take Mixon and Thomas. I like Thomas, but I already have McLaurin. Don’t want two pieces of that passing offense. Limits my upside. Mixon was also by far the best value on the board when I picked 3rd round. My hands were tied, even though I didn’t want him. Thomas was also the last “good” TE on the board as well.
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Clear 2nd pick, I still go with CMC if I’m picking first.
Sorry, I meant MY first pick, at #8 if Cook is available. I was just looking at fantasy numbers from last year, and projections.
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Sorry, I meant MY first pick, at #8 if Cook is available. I was just looking at fantasy numbers from last year, and projections.
If Cook is still there at #8 your league is chock full of the worst fantasy players in existence.
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If Cook is still there at #8 your league is chock full of the worst fantasy players in existence.
;D Noted. Just saying his ranking in yahoo fantasy is #9. That's behind 5 QBs though, which seems off to me.
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;D Noted. Just saying his ranking in yahoo fantasy is #9. That's behind 5 QBs though, which seems off to me.
Whatever you’re looking at is whacked. Google “fantasy pros seasonal rankings 2021,” then fill in half or full ppr (whichever you use); and go by their rankings.
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Ok, that makes much more sense. Thanks.
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Ok, that makes much more sense. Thanks.
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When is your draft?
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When is your draft?
Tomorrow, 7:30pm.
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Got the #1 receiver, a bunch of decent running backs. Should have a competitive team. My other receivers are weak, though.
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Got the #1 receiver, a bunch of decent running backs. Should have a competitive team. My other receivers are weak, though.
Let’s have some names.
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How many teams in the league? Can’t remember if you said it was PPR or not.
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How many teams in the league? Can’t remember if you said it was PPR or not.
12 teams, and yes, PPR.
Davante, the Pittsburgh, Jacksonville, and Bears starting RB's. Rodgers at QB, Mark Andrews at TE. And the other receivers are pretty weak, JuJu and Antonio Brown.
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12 teams, and yes, PPR.
Davante, the Pittsburgh, Jacksonville, and Bears starting RB's. Rodgers at QB, Mark Andrews at TE. And the other receivers are pretty weak, JuJu and Antonio Brown.
That’s not bad, especially for a 12 team league. See if Terrace Marshall, Elijah Moore, or Rondale Moore are available and pick one of them up.
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Juju could be droppable.
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Juju could be droppable.
Hope not. He's my second best receiver.
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Hope not. He's my second best receiver.
Ewwwww
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Ewwwww
Tell me about it. I'm hoping some of the hype about Brady/Brown is accurate, and he'll be more involved.
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I like Antonio Brown as a WR3 this year. I think Juju may be the WR 3 on his own team. Would much rather have Chase Claypool or DJ.
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That’s not bad, especially for a 12 team league. See if Terrace Marshall, Elijah Moore, or Rondale Moore are available and pick one of them up.
Rondale Moore is available. Not sure who I'd drop, though. Have Sterling Shepherd, Mike Williams, Jamaal Williams, and Antonio Brown on the bench.
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IMO Shepard and Williams are both quite droppable. I’d rather have Darius Slayton if I was holding a Giants WR. He’s actually good.
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I almost never do (unless it’s a bye), but are you carrying to TEs? I actually like Cole Kmet as a bench stash.
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I almost never do (unless it’s a bye), but are you carrying to TEs? I actually like Cole Kmet as a bench stash.
Yes, I picked up the Miami TE in the second to last round, I think. He had a good year last year.
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Yes, I picked up the Miami TE in the second to last round, I think. He had a good year last year.
He’s been more promise than production so far. With Waddle in the fold, I don’t like his upside as much anymore.
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IMO Shepard and Williams are both quite droppable. I’d rather have Darius Slayton if I was holding a Giants WR. He’s actually good.
This hasn't aged well. ;D
I did drop Sterling, and now regret it. Mike Williams I've had on the bench. Oof.
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This hasn't aged well. ;D
I did drop Sterling, and now regret it. Mike Williams I've had on the bench. Oof.
Not one of my better takes to this point. Shepard is decent, but has a problem staying on the field and not huge upside.
Williams could be on the verge of that very late breakout a la Davante Parker. Williams is talented, but we’ve been waiting on his breakout for a while. Looks like 2nd year Justin Herbert and the new staff could be the right formula for him.
And Slayton is good. If he played for GB or KC he’d be a star.
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That’s not bad, especially for a 12 team league. See if Terrace Marshall, Elijah Moore, or Rondale Moore are available and pick one of them up.
The Rondale Moore take has aged well, though.
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Full PPR? Regardless, it’s CMC. But if it’s full PPR I go with Adams or Kelce 1st round. Then I load up on pass catching backs. I like Gibson a lot (after Barkley and Taylor), and Swift could be a league winner you can get in 4th or 5th round.
AOTC on Swift being a league winner?
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Looking back on that post, I was probably talking about Jamal Williams (still not a great take), but I honestly can’t say which one it was for sure lol.
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The Rondale Moore take has aged well, though.
I followed your advice, dropped Sterling and picked up Moore. It's awfully early on him, though he may become a bigger contributor. Haven't started him, yet.
I picked up Goff last week. Of course he's on the bench.
I might try to pick up Gallup. We can stash one on IR. What do you think of Cordarrelle Patterson? He's out there.
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I’d only have interest in Patterson if it’s a very deep league. You’re better off chasing usage and big play potential than touchdowns.
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You need WR or RB help? Or both? This is gonna sound crazy, but Tony Pollard is flirting with stand alone value. And I just dropped Michael Pittman. One week too early, perhaps. Pittman is worth an add if he’s there. He’ll be up and down though because of QB play.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this; but if you have room for a stash on your bench, maybe Cordarrelle Patterson would be worth grabbing. At least to see what his usage is for next week. I wouldn’t cut anyone decent for him though.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this; but if you have room for a stash on your bench, maybe Cordarrelle Patterson would be worth grabbing. At least to see what his usage is for next week. I wouldn’t cut anyone decent for him though.
I may take your advice, drop Gesecki and pick up Patterson - and also Gallup and put him in my IR position.
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I may take your advice, drop Gesecki and pick up Patterson - and also Gallup and put him in my IR position.
That’s the perfect player to drop. If Cordarrelle doesn’t get 10+ touches next week you can safely cut him immediately, though.
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I think this is the week to get Justin Fields if he’s on the waiver wire. I also like adding Tony Pollard.
Also, Emmanuel Sanders is available in a lot of leagues. I would definitely grab him if you can.
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Fuckin Christian Mccaffery. Lol. China doll.
Is that mafucker hurt again?
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That’s the perfect player to drop. If Cordarrelle doesn’t get 10+ touches next week you can safely cut him immediately, though.
Somebody already grabbed Cordarrelle. But, I did get my first win this weekend. And guess who was the anchor of that win.....Mike Williams in my flex. Of course Davante's big day didn't hurt.
I've gotten every opponents best shot and finally outscored somebody. Last week my opponent had Kupp, McLaurin, and Wilson at QB. First week my opponent had Mahomes, Hopkins, and that bum from NYJ had a big day.
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Mike Williams is balling out. Having the late breakout a la Devante Parker.
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Fuckin Christian Mccaffery. Lol. China doll.
Dude had pretty much never been injured until last season. Played all 51 games up to the point he was injured last year, only missed a game or two in college.
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I finally get first draft pick and WTF Christian? Luckily, Kupp and Chase bailed me out. Thanks to whoever for that tip on Patterson. He's in for next week for CM.
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Id put in a waiver claim for CMC’s backup, Chuba Hubbard.
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Have a couple roster spots I can flip. Looking at receivers, or may stash Darnold. Receivers available in my league - Sammy Watkins, Hunter Renfrow, Shenault. Gesecki and Schultz available at TE.
Thoughts?
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Have a couple roster spots I can flip. Looking at receivers, or may stash Darnold. Receivers available in my league - Sammy Watkins, Hunter Renfrow, Shenault. Gesecki and Schultz available at TE.
Thoughts?
There are a large number of WRs I’d probably prefer over them. Brandon Aiyuk is probably available in some leagues. Valdes-Scantling, waddle, Nelson Agholor, Curtis Samuel is coming back. Calloway, Pascal, Zaccheus. I’d probably pick up all of those (if available before those guys). I like Watkins, but Lamar only looks at Marquise Brown and Mark Andrews most of the time.
I’ve been burned on Gesicki so I personally need to see back to back weeks on him. Conklin is a solid add, and Dan Arnold will probably be a part of the Jags offense after getting traded. Knox is TE8 and available in many leagues. And Evan Engram should be heavily involved with Shepard and Slayton down with hamstrings. Engram is probably out there. Talented but underachieving player. Should get loads of opportunity the next couple/three weeks.
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All those others are spoken for, except Callaway (half as many targets) and MVS (fantasy poison).
Watkins gets 7-8 looks a game, but he can't seem to find the end zone. I may grab Renfrow.
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Renfrow is fine if you’re looking for a safe floor. I’d probably take Watkins between the two.
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Renfrow is fine if you’re looking for a safe floor. I’d probably take Watkins between the two.
ChickenGeorge should just give you his username and password for his FF league app....
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Renfrow is fine if you’re looking for a safe floor. I’d probably take Watkins between the two.
Sometimes, that's best to have - a player that'll at least get you 10-15 points.
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ChickenGeorge should just give you his username and password for his FF league app....
Ok, Ace.
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If you have an IR spot in your league, Rashod Bateman might be a good stash.
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If you have an IR spot in your league, Rashod Bateman might be a good stash.
Thx, I do. Gallup is in it right now, but he's only a WR3. Been scouting around. Wilson, Jr from SF might be ready in a month or so, was thinking about swapping those.
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Thx, I do. Gallup is in it right now, but he's only a WR3. Been scouting around. Wilson, Jr from SF might be ready in a month or so, was thinking about swapping those.
Wilson is probably the best IR stash there is, but you can maybe wait a couple more weeks on him and get away with it if you have immediate need.
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If I didn’t already have Jerry Jeudy on my IR I would grab Wilson in a heartbeat.
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Ok, Ace.
I thought the acronym was APE, not Ace.
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I thought the acronym was APE, not Ace.
You thought wrong. It’s ARE, but then again, you are not very bright.
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You thought wrong. It’s ARE, but then again, you are not very bright.
Yeah, I know it is ARE moron. I'm making fun of it, jackass. Man, you ARE really fucking stupid.
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So what’s the “ARE” joke anyway?
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So what’s the “ARE” joke anyway?
My platform on this board from here on out is ARE!
Apologize
Rectify
Evaluate
We ARE! Let’s fucking go.
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So is Tim Patrick available in your league?
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So is Tim Patrick available in your league?
Yep. He's on my watch list.
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Yep. He's on my watch list.
He’s someone I’d be very interested in.
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Why is that funny?
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Why is that funny?
As I know from personal experience, not every bit works (but the effort here was admirable). That JudgeJudy is a fan tells you all you need to know about this one.
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We’ll see if it lasts for a whole season, but I can’t believe Cordarrelle Patterson is a thing.
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As I said, I didn’t draft Saquon Barkley to win me my “first 3 games.”
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Gonna try and snag AJ Green - drop Juju. That passing game is dreadful. Ol' Big Ben might be done.
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My son picked up the GB defense because they were playing the steelers. Turned out to be a good move.
For me it was between GB and Cinci. I chose incorrectly with Cinci. And I knew better, the Bengals always screw me. Once made the final 6 out of 120 in a survivor pool for 2k. Picked the Bengals as 8.5 point home favorites in the playoffs. They lost. 4 people eliminated that day. They’ve screwed me other ways too.
Luckily, I’m going to win comfortably anyway unless Austin Ekeler has the greatest game in the history of MNF.
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Luckily, I’m going to win comfortably anyway unless Austin Ekeler has the greatest game in the history of MNF.
I'm in good shape, too. Up 17 with Mike Williams and LV kicker vs Keenan Allen.
Carlson has been money. Got lucky there.
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I’ll be 4-0 (minus 51 points from Ekeler lol). But this past week is the first week I really put up a big number. Was fortunate to start out 3-0 putting up so-so numbers first few weeks.
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Actually, my 3rd week total was pretty good, too. Was very fortunate to go 2-0 first couple games with middling to mediocre totals.
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Actually, my 3rd week total was pretty good, too. Was very fortunate to go 2-0 first couple games with middling to mediocre totals.
I got whooped week 1. Trying to get to .500 at this point.
Last week I had the highest point total by 50.
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I'm in good shape, too. Up 17 with Mike Williams and LV kicker vs Keenan Allen.
Carlson has been money. Got lucky there.
Starting to get nervous.
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Starting to get nervous.
Up? Down?
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Eyeballing it, I’d think you’d be up.
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Eyeballing it, I’d think you’d be up.
Won by 5. Carlson only had 2 points, and Williams had one catch. If Allen gets a touchdown late, Ida been done.
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Missed out on both of my waiver wire requests - Damien Williams and AJ Green.
Grabbed the NYJ RB - not excited about that, but needed some RB insurance with DMont out. Dropped Rondale.
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Missed out on both of my waiver wire requests - Damien Williams and AJ Green.
Grabbed the NYJ RB - not excited about that, but needed some RB insurance with DMont out. Dropped Rondale.
When AJ Green inevitably gets a lower body injury, I think you might regret that.
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I actually just traded for Rondale Moore this morning lol.
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Are you starting Carter?
I’m gonna guess Nyheim Hines isn’t on waivers.
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Can’t remember if you’re PPR. McKissic is getting nice passing game usage, if so.
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When AJ Green inevitably gets a lower body injury, I think you might regret that.
No production last two weeks. Have never started him. I don't think anybody will rush out to grab him.
Plus, there are so many weapons on that team. Who do you trust?
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Are you starting Carter?
No, I have Robinson and Harris. But, I'm going to have 3 players on bye in week 7, both starting RB's, so I'll need an RB for then. I'm pretty much going to chalk up an "L" for that week.
Hines is not out there, or McKissic.
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Darrell Williams is available, which I considered as well.
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No production last two weeks. Have never started him. I don't think anybody will rush out to grab him.
Plus, there are so many weapons on that team. Who do you trust?
All I know is I want pieces of that team; especially the explosive ones.
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Wouldn’t be a marquee matchup historically, but a Cardinals/Bills Super Bowl would be a fun matchup.
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Any thoughts on picking up Herbert?
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Any thoughts on picking up Herbert?
At first I thought you meant Justin. Lol
I actually picked up Herbert for a day or two as a flier. I cut him to add Mattison (I am playing against Dalvin Cook who is a game time decision). So I did it to cock block my opponent if Cook sits, which id think is very possible against the lowly Lions.
Yes, I would take a flier on Herbert.
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Barkley hurt again Tempo. Which 3 games was he supposed to win for you?
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The last 3 most specifically.
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Barring a pretty impressive comeback, I should be 5-0 after this week. Barkley would have salted away the win if he doesn’t get hurt.
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The thought of Nagy being back next year makes me so fucking angry.
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Wrong thread
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Unless the Colts kicker has 80 points in him, I'm gonna win my third straight after dropping the first two.
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Unless the Colts kicker has 80 points in him, I'm gonna win my third straight after dropping the first two.
Me, too.
I flat out destroyed my opponent this week. Davante, Mike Williams, Antonio Brown, Najee Harris, and James Robinson.
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I just won a DFS tournament that pays 200k to the winner!
Unfortunately, I tied with 128 other players lol. Still won $1,550. I’ll take it.
131,000 players
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For when JudgeJudy demands proof.
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Me, too.
I flat out destroyed my opponent this week. Davante, Mike Williams, Antonio Brown, Najee Harris, and James Robinson.
That’s a goooood week. Unless Jonathon Taylor racks up 44 points on MNF I’m going to 5-0.
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Unless the Colts kicker has 80 points in him, I'm gonna win my third straight after dropping the first two.
Noice.
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Did I mention Mark Andrews is my TE?
Think I've used up all the good luck in one week. Prolly lose out. ;D
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I was up 44.5 points to Jonathon Taylor going into the game, and was nervous in the 4th quarter…
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Did I mention Mark Andrews is my TE?
Think I've used up all the good luck in one week. Prolly lose out. ;D
Great game.
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Grabbed Davontea Booker today.
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Grabbed Davontea Booker today.
I grabbed Darrel Williams. And I have Saquon. His (Booker’s) line is banged up, he’s going to be playing alongside Mile Glennon (who also has almost no one to throw to), and he has a dreadful matchup this week. Saquon could be back in two weeks.
I chose Williams because he’s likely to be the lead back a little longer, and he’s in the Chiefs offense. If Williams is good, he could supplant CEH as the starter. CEH has not been very good. Booker will have touches, but hard to see him doing a lot with them. At least until Daniel Jones and a couple recovers and/or lineman are back.
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I just put a claim in on Elijah Mitchell. I was very surprised to see him dropped Weds morning.
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I grabbed Darrel Williams. And I have Saquon. His (Booker’s) line is banged up, he’s going to be playing alongside Mile Glennon (who also has almost no one to throw to), and he has a dreadful matchup this week. Saquon could be back in two weeks.
I chose Williams because he’s likely to be the lead back a little longer, and he’s in the Chiefs offense. If Williams is good, he could supplant CEH as the starter. CEH has not been very good. Booker will have touches, but hard to see him doing a lot with them. At least until Daniel Jones and a couple recovers and/or lineman are back.
Somebody had grabbed Darrel already. I don't think he'll get that many touches anyway - could be wrong. Marlon Mack to KC (a possibility) I thought I read also.
I was between Herbert and Booker. I just need a decent back for week 7, when both of my starters are on bye. Perine is also out there, but looks like Mixon is going to be ok.
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We’ll see. Booker may be back on the bench week 7, and they face Carolina the team that’s given up the least points to RBs. If he plays, he’ll get the volume though, and that could get you there.
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Guess who just tied for 1st out of 85,000 contestants and won $8300 on tonight’s game?
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Just looked at a higher stakes contest I entered. If I played the same lineup in that one, I’d have taken 100k all to myself. Lol FML
This contest was a $5.55 entry fee
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Guess who just tied for 1st out of 85,000 contestants and won $8300 on tonight’s game?
The drinks are on you!
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Guess who just tied for 1st out of 85,000 contestants and won $8300 on tonight’s game?
Sweet!
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My advice to you is to get in contact with CT's accountant and let him handle your taxes on that.
Well done.
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Guess who just tied for 1st out of 85,000 contestants and won $8300 on tonight’s game?
!!!!!!
well done!
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Thanks!
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Congrats dude, huge win.
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Congrats dude, huge win.
Money hit the bank account this morning! When that sweet juice hits the lips! Mmmmm
Just wish I’d entered that lineup in the $55 contest. 200k!
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Over an 8 day period I won almost 10k. Hope the streak continues lol
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Over an 8 day period I won almost 10k. Hope the streak continues lol
What you gonna do with all that money, Hotshot?
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It’s about time he makes a sizeable donation to IlliniHQ2.
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Over an 8 day period I won almost 10k. Hope the streak continues lol
That's how gambling usually works, I've found. :-\
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Wasn't as easy this week because my opponent had Stefon Diggs going tonight, but I survived.
4th straight W.
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Lost my first game last week. No Saquon didn’t help. I lost to the guy who has been in first most of the season (by points). He also has injury issues and made a bad choice in starting Jerrick McKinnon. I picked up Darrel Williams earlier in the week. It didn’t occur to me until too late the leverage I’d have on him by starting Williams (the better/dominant back in the same backfield) until it was too late to change it.
I played Devonta Smith thinking he’d be peppered with targets against Tampa (also have Hurts, so was hoping to pile up some correlation). Smith laid an egg on Thursday night.
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Lost my first game last week. No Saquon didn’t help. I lost to the guy who has been in first most of the season (by points). He also has injury issues and made a bad choice in starting Jerrick McKinnon. I picked up Darrel Williams earlier in the week. It didn’t occur to me until too late the leverage I’d have on him by starting Williams (the better/dominant back in the same backfield) until it was too late to change it.
I played Devonta Smith thinking he’d be peppered with targets against Tampa (also have Hurts, so was hoping to pile up some correlation). Smith laid an egg on Thursday night.
Did you lose to NotTempo34?
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I'm in trouble this week. 5 starters on bye. If Antonio Brown can't go, then I'm going to have to drop Wilson Jr out of my IR spot, move Montgomery there, and then find some scrub WR/TE/RB for my flex spot.
Of note, somebody dropped Pollard this week, so I've got a waiver wire request in to pick him up and drop Williams from Detroit.
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Well shit. Antonio Brown is ruled out. So, I need a flex player. In order to make room on my roster, I think I have to drop Jeff Wilson Jr, then slide Montgomery into my IR spot, and pick somebody up.
Slim pickin's out there. Thinking about St. Brown from Detroit. Averaging over 7 targets last 3 weeks.
I hate dropping Wilson, but as long as Montgomery comes back, and no other serious injuries, I'm in good shape RB-wise.
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Well shit. Antonio Brown is ruled out. So, I need a flex player. In order to make room on my roster, I think I have to drop Jeff Wilson Jr, then slide Montgomery into my IR spot, and pick somebody up.
Slim pickin's out there. Thinking about St. Brown from Detroit. Averaging over 7 targets last 3 weeks.
I hate dropping Wilson, but as long as Montgomery comes back, and no other serious injuries, I'm in good shape RB-wise.
What are some other players on your waiver wire?
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What are some other players on your waiver wire?
Damien Williams (he won't get COVID cleared before tomorrow), Sony Michel (good matchup against Detroit), your boy Rondale, Rhamondre Stevenson, Van Jefferson.
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Five in a row. Michael Pittman saved my ass this week.
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Five in a row.
Me, too. Moved into 3rd place. My opponent, who was in first and has won our league consecutive years, carries 3 QBs and didn't swap out TY Hilton. Whatever, a win is a win.
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This is genius at work. Hugely popular porn star turns to fantasy sports expert. Built in audience! Bet there’s a high correlation between those who like fantasy football and porn! Lol
I guess she’s been at it for a long time now. I only realized it this morning when I saw one of comments on Twitter.
https://www.foxsports.com/nfl/gallery/lisa-ann-world-famous-porn-star-fantasy-sports-expert-photos-101115
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This is genius at work. Hugely popular porn star turns to fantasy sports expert. Built in audience! Bet there’s a high correlation between those who like fantasy football and porn! Lol
I guess she’s been at it for a long time now. I only realized it this morning when I saw one of comments on Twitter.
https://www.foxsports.com/nfl/gallery/lisa-ann-world-famous-porn-star-fantasy-sports-expert-photos-101115
"Been at it for a long time now" meaning as in porn or fantasy football prognostication?
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This is genius at work. Hugely popular porn star turns to fantasy sports expert. Built in audience! Bet there’s a high correlation between those who like fantasy football and porn! Lol
I guess she’s been at it for a long time now. I only realized it this morning when I saw one of comments on Twitter.
https://www.foxsports.com/nfl/gallery/lisa-ann-world-famous-porn-star-fantasy-sports-expert-photos-101115
Misogynistic pig I tell you! Objectifying women again here on the board! 😁
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"Been at it for a long time now" meaning as in porn or fantasy football prognostication?
Both
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I’ll never figure out what the Philadelphia Eagles are trying to do with their lives. Kenny Gainwell was the clear 1b to Sanders all year. He’s been a ghost today, while Boston Scott (who couldn’t get on the field until Sander’s injury) and practice squad promotee Jordan Howard are getting all the work and have 2 TDs each. Unless it’s a disciplinary action this makes zero sense.
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Eagles score 44 points and Hurts and Swift both have duds. Smh
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I was offered a trade this week Gainwell for Booker (he has Saquon). Turned him down.
Played Booker in flex instead of Carter from NYJ - bad move it turns out.
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Yeah, I’m mad at myself for letting someone beat me to Carter. I’ve been holding DeShaun Watson and Marlon Mack for two weeks in case they get traded. I’m regretting it.
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Was a heavy heavy favorite going into this week, and put up one of my 2-3 worst weeks in 10 years or so of playing. No Adams, No Barkley didn’t help, but I was still favored by 25. Could still pull out an unlikely win if Mahomes/Butker put up a stinker tonight. Need a repeat of their week last week. Not counting on, though.
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I almost hate being a heavy favorite. Often seems like the kiss of death.
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Let me put it this way, I started out as a 70% favorite, and in the early games I lost ground to two players who scored a combined 1 point between them lol. I was literally winning like 53-1 and was in a 50/50 game in the evening games. Lol
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Let me put it this way, I started out as a 70% favorite, and in the early games I lost ground to two players who scored a combined 1 point between them lol. I was literally winning like 53-1 and was in a 50/50 game in the evening games. Lol
Rough go. I'm tied with Booker and Gano vs Mahomes and Kelce. Basically, I'm toast.
Davante being out killed me.
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Rough go. I'm tied with Booker and Gano vs Mahomes and Kelce. Basically, I'm toast.
Davante being out killed me.
Yeah, that’s a big ask.
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No Barkley didn’t help...
One of the 3 games he was supposed to help win?
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Lost my game by .08 on that last minute FG. SMH
6-2 still pretty good
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Holy shit, my opponent just got adjusted down .10 and I won by .02 lol
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Easy win. That makes 6 in a row.
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Holy shit, my opponent just got adjusted down .10 and I won by .02 lol
Haha. I won by 0.46. I was sweating that last KC drive, especially when Kelce got that little shuffle pass. I had the second lowest point total in the league.
6 wins in a row, but still in 3rd place.
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Noice.
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Easy win. That makes 6 in a row.
Also noice
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Hopefully no one has Henry Ruggs 111. Mercy.
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Hopefully no one has Henry Ruggs 111. Mercy.
Just stupid. These guys make millions of dollars and have every resource available to them. Yet they STILL drink and drive. Idiots!
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Hopefully no one has Henry Ruggs 111. Mercy.
Not anymore.
What a dumb fuck.
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My decision to roster Marlon Mack and DeShaun Watson in the hope they get traded to plus situations looks to be behind the curve.
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I was eyeballing Michael Carter but chose to hang onto Mack instead SMH
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My decision to roster Marlon Mack and DeShaun Watson in the hope they get traded to plus situations looks to be behind the curve.
POTD 😁
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NFL trade deadline: Not surprised it underwhelmed, but surprised to the level of which it underwhelmed.
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Aaron Rodgers positive for Covid. Expected to miss Chief’s game.
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Aaron Rodgers positive for Covid. Expected to miss Chief’s game.
Fuck.
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Could easily end up missing the next game, too. He’s unvaxxed and has to miss 10 days minimum. The game after the Chiefs is 11 days from now.
Misled the press on his vax status. I’ve lost a lot of respect for him today.
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Could easily end up missing the next game, too. He’s unvaxxed and has to miss 10 days minimum. The game after the Chiefs is 11 days from now.
Misled the press on his vax status. I’ve lost a lot of respect for him today.
He's an ass and a Packer. Why would you have any respect for him before this?
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Saquon got the virus, too. He is reportedly vaxxed, and was questionable for Sunday anyway.
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He's an ass and a Packer. Why would you have any respect for him before this?
Because I’m not a meatball. I can find it within myself to have respect for a Green Bay Packer.
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Saquon got the virus, too. He is reportedly vaxxed, and was questionable for Sunday anyway.
Jesus. I’m never going to get that guy on the field.
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Because I’m not a meatball. I can find it within myself to have respect for a Green Bay Packer.
And "respecting" Aaron Rogers is not meatballishness? Guy is reportedly an ass.
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Sounds as tho he may have had The Covid before August.
Back in August, when asked if he had been vaccinated, Rodgers told reporters, "Yeah, I've been immunized.
Seems to be a straightforward I'm not answering your question.
Custard = Rodgers. Looks like a match.
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And "respecting" Aaron Rogers is not meatballishness? Guy is reportedly an ass.
Some have said that, yes. I think he’s shown some positive things about himself. He took a real hit in my eyes today.
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Sounds as tho he may have had The Covid before August.
Back in August, when asked if he had been vaccinated, Rodgers told reporters, "Yeah, I've been immunized.
Seems to be a straightforward I'm not answering your question.
Custard = Rodgers. Looks like a match.
Apparently it was an “alternative” treatment. I guess his girlfriend is really “earthy.” Probably explains why it looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a month.
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And I love hippies, but let’s face it, some of them stink/are gross.
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I respect his game. He's an incredible talent.
BTW, had to grab Matty Ice since he was the best available and I don't have a back up on roster.
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Just stupid. These guys make millions of dollars and have every resource available to them. Yet they STILL drink and drive. Idiots!
Just read that his vehicle's EDR recorded going 127mph when the air bag deployed.
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I respect his game. He's an incredible talent.
BTW, had to grab Matty Ice since he was the best available and I don't have a back up on roster.
Taysom Hill available? He sucks, but he’s going to score points by running the ball and vulturing touchdowns from Alvin Kamara.
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Just read that his vehicle's EDR recorded going 127mph when the air bag deployed.
156 2 seconds before the crash.
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Seems to be a straightforward I'm not answering your question.
Custard = Rodgers. Looks like a match.
Hahaha. You are on a roll today.
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Some have said that, yes. I think he’s shown some positive things about himself. He took a real hit in my eyes today.
I do not know what you would do if it came out Dan Bernstein lied about being vaccinated!
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Rodgers: "I've been immunized".
The media: 'No, nobody had the presence of mind to ask what that actually meant. Were we supposed to ? '
The media: We were misled.
🤡🤡
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Hahaha. You are on a roll today.
I’ve been immunized
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I’ve been immunized
You don’t get immunity by banging a loose chick who’s been vaxxed.
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You don’t get immunity by banging a loose chick who’s been vaxxed.
Hmmmm. I'd like to try this method.
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Huge win over the last place team. 7-2 now.
I was dreading having to start Trevor Lawrence against the Bills with Tom Brady on bye this week. Thankfully Carson Wentz was somehow still available. Picked him up and plugged him in without hesitation.
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I’m favored but sweating out a game against a bottom feeder. No Saquon, McLaurin and Swift on bye. Adams playing with one hand tied behind his back. I picked up McNichols thinking he’d get the bulk of the work, but not working out.
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I’m in danger of losing to a team that’s been racked with injuries like no fantasy team I can remember.
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I have to keep Claypool under 17.2 on MNF
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I’m in danger of losing to a team that’s been racked with injuries like no fantasy team I can remember.
I'm looking at a loss to a bottom feeder unless Harris really goes off tonight. Adams without Rodgers didn't help, just like Rodgers without Adams sucked the week before.
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No Aaron Rodgers really torpedoed my Davante Adams as well.
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My opponent had Jonathon Taylor, so I started off deep in a hole.
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I’m in danger of losing to a team that’s been racked with injuries like no fantasy team I can remember.
I lost to a team this week who started Tua, who didn't play.
Tons of low scores in my league this week, assume that was true in most leagues.
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In a semi-fantasy related question, WTF is going on with Mahomes right now? He looks not just human but mediocre so far this year.
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https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/2021/11/07/vikings-wr-justin-jeffersons-block-turned-into-an-absolutely-incredible-meme-dalvin-cook-ravens/?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wAG_OIoblPo1k81kCK5uJGbdC2gtqD8IfV5MuxGD_gfVmjB_tn2LupzQ
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In a semi-fantasy related question, WTF is going on with Mahomes right now? He looks not just human but mediocre so far this year.
Trubisky slowly moving up the 2017 QB draft class....
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I lost to a team this week who started Tua, who didn't play.
Tons of low scores in my league this week, assume that was true in most leagues.
Ouch. My opponent’s kicker scored a goose egg and I still might lose.
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Yeah, it was a bad week for scoring all around. Unless you had Conner and a couple others. And most people weren’t starting Conner unless they were in a deeper league.
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Trubisky slowly moving up the 2017 QB draft class....
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In a semi-fantasy related question, WTF is going on with Mahomes right now? He looks not just human but mediocre so far this year.
Yeah, that whole offense is very out of whack. I’m kind of enjoying it. I like Mahomes, but hate the Chiefs.
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https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/2021/11/07/vikings-wr-justin-jeffersons-block-turned-into-an-absolutely-incredible-meme-dalvin-cook-ravens/?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1wAG_OIoblPo1k81kCK5uJGbdC2gtqD8IfV5MuxGD_gfVmjB_tn2LupzQ
Damn, that’s hilarious.
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Ouch. My opponent’s kicker scored a goose egg and I still might lose.
My team’s actually been solid, too, just laid an egg.
Stafford/Kupp/Henderson stack, Davante, Jamarr Chase, mike evans, Pitts. Have tried to swing a wr for a rb all year but no takers. But yeah rough to lose to a team without a QB this week. Come to think of it they also didn’t play a defense because they had Pittsburgh and I was losing by 1 going into Monday night.
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Aaron Rodgers or Matt Ryan - who would you start?
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Didn’t see this till now. Wouldn’t be thrilled about either, but hopefully Ryan can get some quality garbage time stats in the 2nd half.
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Aaron Rodgers or Matt Ryan - who would you start?
Absolutely Rodgers. He just didn’t get vaccinated, not forget how to play football lol
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I'm up 6 with 5 players still left for me and my opponent already out of players.
Extending my winning streak to 8 looks very promising right now.
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I benched Hurts for the first time this year, and played Tannehill. Kind of regretting that. I guess I can trust Devonta Smith now, but I’ll have to sit McLaurin to play him. I should be fine this week unless something stupid happens.
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2nd week in a row Smith has gone off. Hurts going off too, I was really concerned with the fact the Eagles had only thrown the ball 31 times the last two games combined.
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Absolutely Rodgers. He just didn’t get vaccinated, not forget how to play football lol
Went with Ryan. Bad call!
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Went with Ryan. Bad call!
Patrick Mahomes has his best game of the year, and I go from heavy favorite to slight underdog. Need Henderson and Matt Gay to outperform Aiyuk by 16 on Monday night.
Singletary got a late garbage time TD in a blowout which put my opponent back in the game.
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Patrick Mahomes has his best game of the year, and I go from heavy favorite to slight underdog. Need Henderson and Matt Gay to outperform Aiyuk by 16 on Monday night.
Singletary got a late garbage time TD in a blowout which put my opponent back in the game.
I'm comfortably ahead despite the 2.68 points I got out of Ryan. I played Dallas' D, which was a big help.
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I'm comfortably ahead despite the 2.68 points I got out of Ryan. I played Dallas' D, which was a big help.
Yeah, that does help. My opponent played Indy. That was a net 10 point deficit for me. Would be a mute point if I’d made the right start/sit decisions. But awful tough to sit McLaurin for Smith until now.
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I'm comfortably ahead despite the 2.68 points I got out of Ryan. I played Dallas' D, which was a big help.
Quoting you because my phone gives me a wide screen if I don’t. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m also playing the team Thst got adjusted .10 and I backed into a win a couple weeks ago. So might be karmic justice if I lost as a very heavy favorite this week. Lol
I mulled over taking Jonathon Taylor or Saquon in 2nd round. I took Saquon. Wish I had a do over on that pick.
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Quoting you because my phone gives me a wide screen if I don’t. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m also playing the team Thst got adjusted .10 and I backed into a win a couple weeks ago. So might be karmic justice if I lost as a very heavy favorite this week. Lol
I mulled over taking Jonathon Taylor or Saquon in 2nd round. I took Saquon. Wish I had a do over on that pick.
Yeah, I'd be remorseful over that decision, too. But who knew?
Saquon supposedly back next week. I dropped Booker to make room for Devonta Freeman, who was underwhelming, but did get some points.
Need to find a decent QB for week 13. Prolly hold onto Ryan and hope he has a decent day.
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Yeah, I'd be remorseful over that decision, too. But who knew?
Saquon supposedly back next week. I dropped Booker to make room for Devonta Freeman, who was underwhelming, but did get some points.
Need to find a decent QB for week 13. Prolly hold onto Ryan and hope he has a decent day.
I’m a bit worried they won’t unleash him when he comes back because they’ll probably be out of the playoff picture, and I believe he has a contract ending in the near future.
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Back to a nearly all healthy starting lineup (except Antonio).
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Yeah, same. If Saquon can have a strong finish I should have a great shot at winning the championship. A few other teams are pretty strong, though.
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If Jeff Wilson Jr is available go grab him.
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If Jeff Wilson Jr is available go grab him.
Carried him for awhile, and had to drop when my injuries are piling up. Side note: I have 5 RB1's, although Harris is the only true stud.
Edit: I guess not RB1's, but I have 5 starting, lead RBs on roster.
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Now is the time to stash RBs (including handcuffs). I never carry two defenses except for now, I have my defenses with plus matchups in the playoffs lined up.
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I’m not the Dalvin Cook manager, but I have Alexander Mattison stashed in case anything becomes of Cook’s legal issues.
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I'm facing the first place team and guess who is one of his RBs is?
Jonathan Taylor.
Yeah I'm probably fucked this week.
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Yeah, that’s rough. My toughest decision on draft day was Saquon or Jonathon Taylor. I chose incorrectly.
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Lost by 33. 8 game winning streak snapped. Couldn't overcome Taylor and Ekeler this week.
Oh well. 8-3 is still good.
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Lost by 33. 8 game winning streak snapped. Couldn't overcome Taylor and Ekeler this week.
Oh well. 8-3 is still good.
They had both? Ouch.
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All I needed was for McKissic to not go off....
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My team pooped the bed big time. I was 2nd place and got beat by 3rd place team. Will probably cost me a playoff bye. Hurts and Pitts trending the wrong direction, Saquon is stuck in the mud, and Adams not being the difference maker I need him to be.
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The good news is I had Alexander Mattison stashed (even though I don’t have Cook). It often pays to drop backups for handcuffs late in the season.
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I also have the #1 waiver claim, so I can get Hubbard if I want him. But his playoff schedule is atrocious. Last two games are against TB and NO. They don’t give up shit on the ground.
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The good news is I had Alexander Mattison stashed (even though I don’t have Cook). It often pays to drop backups for handcuffs late in the season.
Good move there. I'm #3 on the waiver order. Took a shot to see if I can snag Mattison. Of the two ahead of me, #1 is in dead last and doesn't seem interested at all, and #2 I don't know about. I have a decent chance.
Dropped from 2nd to 3rd in standings. Have to find a QB and figure out a second receiver. Not looking good for next week.
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QB options: Matty Ice vs Tampa, Daniel Jones vs Miami, Bridgewater vs KC, Lawrence vs the Rams, Goff, Tyrod Taylor vs Indy, and some others.
Any thoughts? I was leaning Ryan since Tampa should be up early and Atlanta would have to throw a lot, or Tyrod Taylor.
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Good move there. I'm #3 on the waiver order. Took a shot to see if I can snag Mattison. Of the two ahead of me, #1 is in dead last and doesn't seem interested at all, and #2 I don't know about. I have a decent chance.
Dropped from 2nd to 3rd in standings. Have to find a QB and figure out a second receiver. Not looking good for next week.
Feels kind of gross, but I am picking up Taysom Hill. Appears he will be starting.
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Feels kind of gross, but I am picking up Taysom Hill. Appears he will be starting.
I could grab him, too, but I'm playing Cowboys D. I think NO is kind of a train wreck right now.
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I could grab him, too, but I'm playing Cowboys D. I think NO is kind of a train wreck right now.
They are, but Hill should get a lot of rushing yards and will probably vulture Kamara TDs.
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Lost my regular game because I chose to stick with Hurts (who ended up not playing) instead of going with Taysom Hill. But the upside is I won another $1200 in DFS on MNF!
(https://i.postimg.cc/3N7bmhzB/D01-A24-DD-58-F8-4-F93-A7-A5-8-C5-F59474-A2-C.png) (https://postimg.cc/gXSDbCzX)
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Nicely done.
Gotdamn Broncos RB had the game of his life and I lost by 7 points. Went to 4th place. Have a showdown with #1 next week.
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Damn you Dalvin Cook, superhealer. Was hoping to get another game out of Mattison.
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Me, too. I feel like there’s a good chance Dalvin does very little, or gets hurt again; but not confident enough to start Mattison over Terry McLaurin.
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My guess is it’s still a coin flip on if he goes. I actually set a 6:30 alarm to remind myself to check the inactives before kickoff.
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Me, too. I feel like there’s a good chance Dalvin does very little, or gets hurt again; but not confident enough to start Mattison over Terry McLaurin.
Would have been nice if Mattison went. Them holes made by the O-line. My tired old ass could have gotten 100 yards running behind that line.
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Barring something pretty unlikely, I’m going to go into the playoffs on a 3 game losing streak. Also finishing 3rd, so won’t get the 1st round bye I was really wanting. The guy is beating me with the Rams kicker that I didn’t want to drop a couple of weeks ago, but more or less had to since he was on bye.
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Cooper Kupp is one bad white boy.
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My biggest dilemma draft day was do I go Saquon Barkley or Jonathon Taylor in the 2nd round. Man, did I choose poorly.
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Again underestimated the ineptitude of the NYG, and that dreadful offensive line. All those fancy skill players, and they can’t block for shit. I feel like missing 5 games with that ankle injury didn’t help.
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Again underestimated the ineptitude of the NYG, and that dreadful offensive line. All those fancy skill players, and they can’t block for shit. I feel like missing 5 games with that ankle injury didn’t help.
Have to say I was AOTC on this one. Always trust content from The PAMan/We/They.
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Omg the title of this thread should be ‘tell me you’re not getting laid without telling me you’re not getting laid’
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I laughed
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Gelato had a decent handful of coherent hours today. Wonder if he made it off the bathroom floor.
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Brutal end to the season. After starting out 7-1 I end the season with 4 straight losses and a 1st round exit. I was heavily favored in every loss. Made the mistake of going with Taysom Hill over Jalen Hurts (because of the uncertainty on if Hurts would even play), and had to guess if Henderson or Michel would be the lead back. I have them both, I chose Henderson and chose incorrectly. Sure wish I’d have had Swift available this week.
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Brutal end to the season. After starting out 7-1 I end the season with 4 straight losses and a 1st round exit. I was heavily favored in every loss. Made the mistake of going with Taysom Hill over Jalen Hurts (because of the uncertainty on if Hurts would even play), and had to guess if Henderson or Michel would be the lead back. I have them both, I chose Henderson and chose incorrectly. Sure wish I’d have had Swift available this week.
I survived. My opponent had both Evans and Godwin in their starting lineup. Taylor pretty much carried this dude through the season.
Mark Andrews has been a beast for me last 2 weeks.
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Anyone with Andrews is almost certainly advancing.
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Congrats, and good luck.
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Not a good week for me either. I did well inserting Bourne and Scantling for Claypool and Smith at WR. Pittman getting ejected, who was headed a dud for anyway, didn’t do me any favors.
I had a shot when the Lions of all teams were able to shut down Murray and keep the door open for me. Unfortunately for me, Brady’s goose egg slammed the door shut on my chances at repeating.
Consolation time. Oh well. I’ll always have last year at least. :D
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It was a brutal week for many good teams. Saw that an enormous amount of 6 seeds beat 3 seeds. Lowest scoring week in 27 years, I guess.
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My fn opponent had Deebo Samuel who went off last night. I need my big players to step up.
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Deebo is a grown ass man.
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Welp, didn’t take down a fantasy championship this year; but did win another $1200 in a showdown! My 3rd win (all 1st place ties) this season. Up about 10k in DFS on the year
(https://i.postimg.cc/jSgrk60B/BA1-D14-C1-3-A17-4-D0-A-896-E-34-C1-A7-F479-E1.png) (https://postimg.cc/nXD5XDL1)
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Barring Najee Harris losing 12 points, I have the championship wrapped up. Starting Antonio Brown over any of Gallup, Mike Williams, or KJ Osborn was a misstep, but I did throw Rashaad Penny in my flex and he pretty much carried me. Picked him up a couple weeks ago after he had a breakout game. My opponent had Burrow, so I thought I was in trouble until Sunday night when Adams had a nice night and my opponent's Jefferson was held in check.
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Was taking the kids to school this morning and went past a house with a pink sign in the front yard that said “I finished last in my fantasy football league”
I thought that was a nice harmless way to harangue the last place finisher versus a tattoo or some of the ridiculous shit some leagues do.
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That's pretty good.
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Was taking the kids to school this morning and went past a house with a pink sign in the front yard that said “I finished last in my fantasy football league”
I thought that was a nice harmless way to harangue the last place finisher versus a tattoo or some of the ridiculous shit some leagues do.
Yeah, that’s a good one
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Barring Najee Harris losing 12 points, I have the championship wrapped up. Starting Antonio Brown over any of Gallup, Mike Williams, or KJ Osborn was a misstep, but I did throw Rashaad Penny in my flex and he pretty much carried me. Picked him up a couple weeks ago after he had a breakout game. My opponent had Burrow, so I thought I was in trouble until Sunday night when Adams had a nice night and my opponent's Jefferson was held in check.
Well done, congrats!
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Loaf loved fantasy football.
https://www.si.com/.amp/fantasy/2022/01/21/meat-loaf-paradise-playing-fantasy-football
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Loaf loved fantasy football.
https://www.si.com/.amp/fantasy/2022/01/21/meat-loaf-paradise-playing-fantasy-football
Hated the vax though, apparently.
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Hated the vax though, apparently.
Was it Covid?
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Was it Covid?
From what I read, yes.
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Hated the vax though, apparently.
But he won’t do that…
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But he won’t do that…
Exactly.