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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on August 25, 2021, 11:08:36 PM

Title: Post here when you bang your wife.
Post by: Reacher on August 25, 2021, 11:08:36 PM: Or live in girlfriend. Or don’t.
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Post by: ThePAMan on August 25, 2021, 11:13:12 PM: Hilarious. Well.done, Tempo.
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Post by: ILLove1997 on August 25, 2021, 11:56:30 PM: Quote from: Tempo34 on August 25, 2021, 11:08:36 PM
Or live in girlfriend. Or don’t.

hahaha
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Post by: Judge Judy on August 28, 2021, 07:34:34 AM: That’s bait👆🏼😂
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Post by: fucking on August 28, 2021, 08:12:04 AM: Looks like Reggie has cancer, again.
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Post by: ILLove1997 on August 28, 2021, 09:39:30 AM: Quote from: Jobu on August 28, 2021, 07:30:35 AM
I’ve been doing some thinking over the past couple days.

I’ve alluded to being an empty nester now. Well, I’ll tell you guys something. It’s hard. The house is so quiet now, and I miss the shit out of my kids. Yeah, they’re not far away, but I know they don’t want to see me as often as I want to see them. All part of growing up.

Well, lately I’ve been trying to focus on the positive. The wife and I can have as much sex as we want. As loudly as we want. That part is awesome. And I’ve shared that on here to kinda help me out and keep me upbeat about shit.

Well, what it got me was this thread. Turns out I’m just a fucking joke. Tempo starts a thread mocking me and others jump on it. I probably deserved it. Haha, guys.

I need to get my shit figured out, and to do that I probably need to spend less time here. Apparently, I’m not as self aware as Tempo.

Now, go ahead and hack this post up and make fun of me. I deserve everything I get.

https://youtu.be/bxJJXQ4MkE8?t=4
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Post by: Custard on August 28, 2021, 09:59:59 AM: This is going over better than when spark did it on HQOG
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Post by: Reacher on August 28, 2021, 02:04:56 PM: I wasn’t mocking you specifically.

I was mocking the fact a bunch of married guys have a thread for when they get laid. It was a joke. Nothing wrong with married sex. Maybe lighten up a little?
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Post by: Reacher on August 28, 2021, 02:05:18 PM: Quote from: Custard on August 28, 2021, 09:59:59 AM
This is going over better than when spark did it on HQOG

Did what?
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Post by: ThePAMan on August 29, 2021, 06:31:24 AM: Jobu having a life crisis. Your kids left the house. Boo hoo. Be fucking thankful they have the wherewithal to be able to live on their own. Suck it up, start some hobbies, and tell someone here to suck cock.
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Post by: ThePAMan on August 29, 2021, 06:35:15 AM: Quote from: Tempo34 on August 28, 2021, 02:04:56 PM
I wasn’t mocking you specifically.

I was mocking the fact a bunch of married guys have a thread for when they get laid. It was a joke. Nothing wrong with married sex. Maybe lighten up a little?

Tempo, you were mocking him and it was all in good fun.
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Post by: Reacher on August 29, 2021, 11:26:37 AM: Quote from: ThePAMan on August 29, 2021, 06:35:15 AM
Tempo, you were mocking him and it was all in good fun.

No, I was mocking everyone who’s married and posts in that thread. And it was all in good fun.
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Post by: ThePAMan on August 29, 2021, 04:12:54 PM: I gave you an applaud.
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Post by: fucking on August 29, 2021, 04:30:51 PM: Yeah, that was a good one.

See you tomorrow J.
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Post by: ILLove1997 on August 29, 2021, 05:59:16 PM: Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2021, 03:54:31 PM
You guys can all go fuck yourselves. I’m done here. This will 100% be my last post. I don’t need this and I don’t need the bullshit.

That bullshit with starting the new thread was just that. Fucking bullshit. There was no reason to do it, and I don’t think it was all in good fun. It was to be mean.

Well, fuck all of you assholes. I’m done here. I’m done with all of you.

Fuck you. And fuck you. And fuck you.

Eat shit, you mother fuckers.

Fuck you.

🤣🤡
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Post by: Reacher on August 29, 2021, 06:57:15 PM: Did Jobu just die again?
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Post by: ThePAMan on August 29, 2021, 08:20:47 PM: Quote from: Tempo34 on August 29, 2021, 06:57:15 PM
Did Jobu just die again?

Tempo killed Jobu!
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Post by: ILLove1997 on August 29, 2021, 09:46:55 PM: Quote from: ThePAMan on August 29, 2021, 08:20:47 PM
Tempo killed Jobu!

What if Jobu is a spark sock puppet

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT0xeJpnrWC4XWblEk/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
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Post by: Reacher on September 04, 2021, 12:54:52 PM: A lot less wife banging going on around here since Jobu left.
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Post by: fucking on September 04, 2021, 01:19:02 PM: Maybe she's been holding out on him. I'd be pretty freaked out too, assuming his mood isn't manifested solely on one chat board.
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Post by: illinicalvin on September 04, 2021, 03:51:13 PM: Appears I missed a lot here. Was someone's cock not sucked?
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Post by: fucking on September 04, 2021, 03:54:59 PM: Jobu sucked his own cock. Ron Jeremy style.